Chapter 25: Her Knight In Faded Autism
"Oh boy!" Luna said, running up the royal staircase, "I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games!"
"Die," Celestia said.
Luna turned on her Alienware PC, modded the fuck out of. Like, not fucking kidding. She's got a fucking Nvidia GTX 6,000,000,000. It hasn't even been thought of until now! She went into the future or some fucking shit and yoinked it. It can run GTA V at the MAX. Fuck me, man. Ironic, because she stole it! That's some clever humour for clever people right there!
Let's ignore the fact that we've never even seen a computer in the MLP universe, besides the toy commercial that is Equestria Girls, let's KEEP WRITING!
She went on her favourite TF2 server, and saw a hot dude named "harpseal2". Man, he was funny, he was smart, he was sexy. She friended that hot motherfucker so hard.
They became friends, obviously. This is some shitty wish-fulfilment fic. Luna fans are always the most autistic shits on the planet. "She's so dark and edgy like Shadow!" Just die, please.
"We've got, like, so much in common!" she squealed in delight, "Let's like, meet up!"
"Sure thing, I guess," the sexy voice of harpseal2 replied.
"Can I like, fuck you?"
"Yeah, of course cunt, it's a shitty HiE clopfic. It's gonna happen anyway. I mean, the whole fucking premise of this shitty fic is totally flawed from the get-go, since we've never seen a functioning computer in the FiM universe. We've barely even seen electricity, except for cheap gags about Twilight being a geek. And I'm forging a friendship with a princess horse online? I mean, how many people have actually met through Steam and had a meaningful life together as a couple? A princess wants to chat to some fat, autist slob? I mean, if you buy this cancerous excuse for a fic, then fine, just come over and sit on my fucking dick I guess."
"Cool, I'll be over soon."
Celestia disowned her shitty sister the next day.
Fuck you all.
AN: Based on a story that was constantly featured called Her Knight In Faded Armour. It was shit, but I guess all fanfiction is shit.