Snow and David
Snow: i love you
David: i love you more
Snow: kissy kissy
David: tacos
Snow: omg you did not just do that
David: what it reminds me when Emma walked in on us
Snow: yea the look on her face
David: want to make tacos tonight
Snow: before we do that i know something even better
David: and what is that
Snow: lets tell Emma where making tacos tonight
David: that's mean
Snow: no i mean really make tacos
David: where you going with this
Snow: and ask Em if she wants to help
David: oh, she's gonna kill you for that, every time someone mentions it she leaves
Snow: that's why its so funny
David: where are you right now
Snow: in class
David: oh naughty girl
Snow: and you
David: the station
Snow: oh really now
David: don't make me come down there
Snow: oh i know you would
David: tacos
Emma and David
Emma: no god no, Henry warmed me your making tacos tonight
David: we are not
Emma: if i come over and the two of you are in bed again i am going to throw water on the two of you
David: IM MEALTING
Emma: oh ha ha ha i should start calling you Zelena
David: you do that and ill paint you green in your sleep
Emma: you do that and ill turn you in to a flying monkey
David: you can't do that
Emma: no but i know some one who can do that for me
David: you wouldn't
Emma: should i call Zelena right now
David: should i call your mother on you
Emma: really im not scared of my mother
David: i just told her that and she said you might want to run for it
Emma: yea right
David: run
Emma: and why should i
David: your mother just left and im stuck with your brother
Emma: ha ha
David: don't forget your mother's after you
Emma: she will never find me
David: um Emma, yes she will
Emma: the whole i will always find you won't work with me
David: you do know that she has us on her phone tracker
Emma: why did Regina have to show her that
David: hey shes your mother
Emma: your wife
David: that i make tacos with
Emma: thats it im running away
David:i will find you
Emma: i know you will
David: and so would your mother
Emma: but ill stay just for Henry
Rumple and Killian
Killian: DO
Rumple: DO?
Killian: Dark One Duh
Rumple: you really want to go there
Killian: yep
Rumple: well then mate
Killian: maybe i should cut your hand off this time
Rumple: you wouldnt
Killian: i would
Rumple: what did you want in the first place pirate
Killian: oh nothing do
Rumple: you just had to didnt you
Killian: yep
Rumple: well then pirate
Killian: well what croc
Rumple: if you have been drinking ill go easy on you
Killian: just 7 bottles of rum not much
Rumple: thats it you asked for it
Emma and Snow
Snow: Emma i got some news
Emma: is everything alright
Snow: oh i'm fine i just need to report a theft
Emma: what did they take
Snow: your doughnuts sheriff
Emma: oh come on really had to mention the dounughts
Snow: yep
Emma: wait they are missing omg where are they
Snow: your father ate them
Emma: i knew i shouldn't have gotten those jam ones
Snow: yea that was all on you. He's home hiding in the bathroom eating them still
Emma: don't tell him im coming
Snow: ok
Henry and Snow
Henry: grandma i need to tell you something
Snow: cant this wait till after class
Henry: no it cant
Snow: what is it
Henry: you might want to fix your top
Snow: ...
Henry: Your welcome
Emma and Regina
Regina: Emma
Emma: WHAT
Regina: Emma Emma
Emma: leave me alone
Regina: guess what
Emma: nooo
Regina: oh come on Emma
Emma: noooo
Regina: i got a kitten
Emma: and
Regina: i named it Emma
Emma: fuck
Emma: Why?
Regina: because it the only name it responses to
Emma: why
Regina: what i thought you would like it
Emma: a kitten
Regina: yea what don't you like it
Emma: its not mine so i don't care
Regina: no but your mother is thinking of getting one as well
Emma: and what has this to do with me
Regina: you live with your mother
Emma: bitch
Emma: not for long
Regina: and what does that mean
Emma: im moving out
Regina: you found a place here?
Emma: no but i will
Regina: dout it
Emma: what you don't think i can i get a place
Regina: oh miss swan i know you wont
Emma: oh miss swan is it now
Regina: oh don't you start that
Emma: aw
Regina: and what's wrong with a kitten
Emma: you don't want to know
Regina: aw did a ity bity kitty kitty scare you
Emma: no if you must know everything about me then
Regina: well...
Emma: im allergic to cats
Regina: oh you might want to tell your mother she said she was gonna get the kitten this afternoon
Emma: yea i better thanks for the heads up
Regina: no problem so what happened
Emma: i get a rash that's all
Regina: aww kitty kitty makes you ichy ichy
Emma: shut up Gina
Regina: and who said you can call me Gina
Emma: oh come on you love it
Regina: don't you have a mother to talk to
Emma: yea ok now your just trying to get rid of me
Regina: yes plus i am in the shower
Emma: and why did you just tell me that
Regina: he he he
Emma: thats gross
Regina: fuck sake Swan
Emma: What now Gina
Regina: again with the Gina
Emma: Again with the Swan
Regina: do you mind coming over i fell
Emma: you ok
Regina: tell that to the blood on my arm
Emma: ok im coming
Regina: just walk in the back doors open
Emma: ok
Snow and Emma
Emma: mom don't get the kitten
Snow: its not up to you and why not
Emma: im allergic to cats that's why
Snow: shit Emma
Emma: you already have it don't you
Snow: yea its on my lap now
Emma: fine ill just go see whale on the way home then
Snow: i really should have asked
Emma: its fine you didn't know
Snow: should i take it back
Emma: no its fine ill just have to get used to it
Snow: i am not having something in the house that could kill you
Emma: na it won't its just a rash
Snow: ok ok but if i see you scratching that kitten is going
Emma: don't do that
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