It was another Monday night, which meant another Monday night Raw in my home town of Long Island New York, and I was stoked to actually see my family, who I haven't seen in over a year or so.
I was walking down one hallway, looking for Josh to see if Mom and Dad showed up (Since today is their fifteenth anniversary, me and Josh decided to get them backstage passes and front row seats), until I got stopped by Kelly.
"Good luck in your Divas title match." She said, referring to the match I'm going to be having later tonight against Maryse.
"Thanks." I replied.
"All I know is that Raw needs a new Divas champion, all we got is some slut who thinks is hotter and better than the rest of us." Kelly said.
"And I'm the person to do that, right?" I asked.
"Yeah, you'd probably be the first hardcore Divas champion." Kelly said.
"Yepp." I said. "I even got some proof that I'm hardcore than the other Divas." I added, referring to my nose that Mike re-broke last week.
"By the way, how is the nose?" Kelly asked.
"Doing pretty good, I need this cast thing whatever it's called for like another three weeks, but at least I get to compete in the ring," I said.
"Yeah, the three months you and Mike were gone, it was pretty quite." Kelly said.
"It must've been paradise not having to hear me and him fight twenty four seven." I said.
"Actually no, it was pretty boring." Kelly said.
"Really?" I asked.
"Yeah, but good thing we have you back…just too bad that we got Mike back as well." Kelly laughed.
"Yeah, he must've found some loop hole or something to get back on Raw." I said.
"Or slept with Alison." Kelly said.
I made a small chuckle, before saying, "That would also work."
"Yeah, I've heard that Mike has to defend his US title." Kelly said.
"Really? To who?" I asked.
"I think Evan." Kelly replied.
"Please for the love of God, Evan must win." I said as I walked away from her.
*FF to the End of the Match*
1-2-3! "Here is your winner and the NEW Divas champion, Haylie Trudel." The announcer said as my theme song blasted throughout the arena speakers as the ref gave me the Divas championship, and raised my hand in the air.
My mouth made the widest grin I have ever created-let's just hope that Evan is the new Untied States champion-that way, the Miz is forced to carry one less championship.