Boom chkca boom! Next chapter! Viola!
Master: That's enough of the nonsense, now.
Crazy: Get on with da storyeeee! Please??????????
Man…Hold your horses! Here it is. The FIRST decisive battle over Dreamland. The next battle will be against the Demon King and Dark Meta Knight! Will Dreamland ever know peace again? Find out in this chapter, and the next two!
That's right. Just this chapter, and two more after, and the Dreamland arc will be concluded.
Now, for the show!
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Kirby slashed both of the bombs in Yellow Senior's hands, and they detonated on their master. Yellow was thrown backwards into a tree by the blast. Kirby exchanged his scimitar for his hammer, and jumped toward Yellow. He pounded the trunk of the tree, only to have Yellow dodge out of the way at the last second and have the tree explode on him. Kirby was blown back, right into Yellow, who smashed a bomb in his face. Kirby flew into the air, and then Yellow unleashed a barrage of bombs on him from the ground.
"How do you like the taste of gunpowder?" Yellow asked as he walked over to the prone figure of Kirby.
"I like the taste of gasoline better." Kirby said, flipping up and catching Yellow's chin with his foot. Yellow was knocked off balance, and Kirby unleashed a combo of punches, ending with a Final Cutter and a hammer swipe. Yellow was knocked up against a tree again, but Kirby decided not to pursue him this time around. Yellow kicked off the tree, and ran around, throwing bombs like a machine gun. Kirby ducked behind a tree, only to have it blasted into the sky. Another bomb came his way, and he smacked it back with his hammer. He was greeted with a cry of surprise, and an explosion. Yellow's cap landed on the ground in front of him, so he swallowed it and became Bomb Kirby! He drew a bomb from out of his non-existent pockets, and then came from behind the stump and launched it. Yellow caught it, and looked none too happy about missing his cap. He tossed the bomb back at Kirby, along with another. Kirby dodged out of the way, and tossed bombs in a curved line. Yellow jumped back to avoid the moon shaped explosion, and then sent a few well aimed Bombs toward Kirby. They found their mark, and Kirby was eating leaves in a nearby tree. He spat the leaves out, and then jumped back to the ground. Yellow sneered at him, and then Kirby got a great idea. He quickly drew a bunch of bombs, and then put them in his mouth. He spat them out like a machine gun, and Yellow found it impossible to dodge. He got blown into the air, and Kirby smashed him back towards the ground with his hammer. When he landed, Yellow planted a bomb in his face, and then kicked him away as the bomb exploded.
By now, Kirby looked like he had been though Hades. He was burnt, scratched, and bleeding all over. Yellow was fairly similar in status, but he had an obvious advantage when it came to bombs.
Kirby kept himself going, with sheer willpower. He drew his hammer AND his scimitar, and went to work hacking and slashing at the thick cloud of bombs headed his way. He managed to cut through, and then he smacked Yellow with the hammer, and then slashed him three times, and then finished with a downwards smash with his hammer. Yellow smashed a bomb into his hammer hand, and sent the hammer flying. Kirby spat a bomb in his face, and stuck him against another tree. Kirby threw his scimitar like a boomerang, and it caught Yellow's shirt, effectively pinning him to the tree. Kirby took two bombs, ran at Yellow, and then jumped into the air and transformed into a stone. He hurtled like a cannon ball, and then when he connected with the tree, the bombs exploded with extra force. The blast reduced the tree to cinders and splinters, and made Yellow fly again. Kirby retrieved his hammer and scimitar, and ran after Yellow. Kirby didn't see Yellow plant a mine under a pile of leaves, so when he ran through the pile of leaves, he was surprised with a fiery blast that sent him skywards. Yellow threw a bomb at him that blasted Kirby higher into the sky, and through a low passing cloud. The mist soothed his wounds a little, but only helped to stop the burning. When he landed, Yellow was now holding a nasty whip that had black spikes embedded in it.
"Meet the bomb whip." Yellow said, before he belted Kirby with it and sent him flying into another pile of leaves with a spectacular explosion. Kirby weakly got out of the pile of leaves, and readied his weapons. He was caught off guard when the whip struck his hammer and blasted it clean out of his hands. The whip then cracked again, this time hitting the ground under him. Kirby flew into the air, and then the whip wrapped around him and blasted him numerous times. Yellow gave the whip a flick, and Kirby, with the whip wrapped around him still, crashed into the ground and exploded, scattering leaves.
"Heh heh…Knew he was all talk." Yellow said, before he walked away from the smoky crater.
"…Never…I repeat…NEVER, walk away from an enemy unless you are sure they are beaten or dead." Kirby said valiantly, as he crawled out of the crater.
Yellow just stood there, speechless, as he stared at the Dreamlander.
"Wh-where did you get such determination?" Yellow growled, brandishing his whip.
"When you're a Super Smash Brother, and you're given the task of saving the whole universe, you'll find that it's hard to give up and feel good about yourself." Kirby wheezed.
"Who cares about the universe?" Yellow spat. "It's every man for himself out here. Why should I worry? I can be just as good a king as King Dedede!"
"Only if you just sat around, eating all day. You'd go and harm people. That makes you worse than King Dedede. Dreamland is quite fine the way it is. Besides, if you can't worry about the big things, what makes you worry about the little things?" Kirby countered.
Yellow just stood there, taking it in. He failed to reply, but his eyes glowed with the fires of rage and hate. He aimed the whip at Kirby, but Kirby was ready. The whip came at him, but he caught the whip around his scimitar, and slashed. The whip was reduced to ribbons and confetti, and Yellow was disarmed. Kirby knocked him down with a shockwave, and stood over him, with the blade aimed at his throat.
"Any last words, before I do my duty as a Star Warrior, protecting Dreamland from danger?" Kirby asked.
"Yes…Die." Yellow said. Kirby spontaneously exploded, and flew into the sky
"Too bad he didn't notice me stick the mine on him." Yellow said to himself as Kirby landed a few feet away. Yellow drew a HUGE bomb, and held it high over his head.
"This is MOAB, Mother of All Bombs!" Yellow declared, holding the mega bomb.
"Do you honestly think that will work?" Kirby asked, spitting out smoke.
"This is my greatest creation. It will destroy you, the one threat to my reign over Dreamland!" Yellow said, throwing it at Kirby.
Kirby focused all of his power, and he…
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Inhaled the bomb. He became Crash Kirby, and his body pulsed with pure and raw power.
"How did you?" was all the time Yellow had to say. The last thing Yellow saw in his mortal life was a great big flash of white light, and then the burning of heat hotter than a supernova.
Kirby collapsed on the ground, watching the sky as Yellow's body soared towards its final resting place, the stars. His eyes caught a faint glimmer, and he barely had any time to react. He dived forward, and neatly caught the key to his friend's locks in the palm of his hand.
"Here's the key." Kirby said, before passing out from exhaustion.
Luckily for him, his explosion cleared out all the hostile Poppys, and magically left the blue Poppys unharmed. He was in good hands, now.
Before he passed out, Kirby heard a voice.
"You fought bravely, Kirby." Then he knew no more.
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That, was the end to another heated battle between good and evil. My only hope is that Yellow can rest in peace. A moment of silence, if you will.
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Alright, that will do. I hope you liked this chapter. I tried to make it good.
Master: That's all for now. Shining Riku's typing this at 2:30 in the morning. He needs to go to sleep.
Therefore, I have nothing to say to you people, other than…
Everybody: Review!