Confusion's simple answer
Questions were a mystery to the informant. It made him wonder why some complicated questions had simple answer, while at the same time, simple one having complicated and confusing answers. Was it because how a person take the question to be that gave such answer? Or were questions themselves weird and strange?
"Shizu-chan, what would you do if I were to die?" Izaya questions the blonde, who was slurping his cup ramen's soup. Shizuo threw him a quick, questioning look before he place down the big cup and wiped his lips.
"I'll kill you." The blonde replies as he stood from his seat and headed towards the kitchen. Izaya let out a low chuckle, founding the reply rather contradicting but at the time so much like the blonde - simple.
"Ne, then what if I was to kill you?"
"I'll kill you before that." Shizuo answers back as soon as the question was asked, making the informant silently wonder if the blonde knew what he would be asking before those words left his lips.
"Then what if–" Izaya continues again before the blonde cut him off.
"What the hell's wrong with you? Asking all those weird questions?" Shizuo yelled as he came into Izaya's view. Veins could be seen throbbing on the blonde's temple as those tightly clenched fist screamed the obvious fact that Shizuo was pissed off.
The informant felt a smile tugging at the side of his lips before he continues, "What would you do if we were to fuck right now?" Izaya was slightly shock when he heard the laugh which escaped the blonde's lips, before those eyes glared into his own.
"Isn't that obvious? I'll fucking kill you." Shizuo growls dangerously low before he headed towards his room and slammed the door – but not hard enough for the whole thing to be ripped apart. With a click, Izaya could tell that Shizuo locked his room's door.
"Maybe I was wrong...that all questions always has simple answers..." Izaya murmured softly before a vulpine smirk could be seen on his lips as he whipped out a key from his pocket. "Or maybe everything's just simple for him..." the informant chuckles and headed towards those door to insert the key.
"Well, I guess the overall lesson for the day is that locking the door can't keep me away."