Merged: Birdo, Watt, Ms. Mowz, Kooper, Blooper, Boshi, Wiggler
"Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show where I miraculously recover from being wasted and am currently thinking with a very calm and clear mind! We have received 14 votes, four of them being from anonymous people so thank you very much, children!" Mario said.
"Mario, just stop. There is nothing calm and clear about you at all. You are probably the most complicated person I've ever met!" Birdo criticized.
"I know, right!? Seriously, I feel like he gets a new personality everytime we do a new episode!" Ms. Mowz added.
"Ohhhh, I see! We're all just SOOOOOOOOOOO judgmental today, aren't we!? You guys are soooooo perfect and extreme and cute and sexy, don't you!? You think you're real cool!? You think you're real coo-oo-ool!? YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU THINK YOU THINK! WELL, YOU AIN'T COOLER THAN ME, NAH!" Mario suddenly shouted in anger.
"Thank you for proving our points," Ms. Mowz said.
"Just stop talking and get to the results already so this Yoshi clone can get the (BLEEP) out of my sight and go to prison where he belongs!" Wiggler growled.
"I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY, OKAY!? I WAS DRUNK AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I WAS DOING! Please…don't be like this…" Boshi cried.
"You have a drinking problem, Boshi. But that can be helped with AA and Rehab, along with getting rid of your stash of cocaine which I'm sure you have back at home as well. Do not fret!" Watt said in encouragement.
"Wait, how the hell do you know I have cocaine at home!? Am I really that predictable!?" Boshi asked in surprise.
"YES!" said everyone in the room.
"Well, before we get to the results, we must do the requests first! The first one is from 'heysoup' and he's giving us…FREE NUGGETS FOR ALL!" Luigi said.
*cricket noises*
"…I said…FREE NUGGETS FOR ALL!" Luigi repeated.
*still cricket noises*
"Okay, what the hell!? First the cookies, now the nuggets! I'm gonna have to do some investigating later on in order to solve this mystery! DETECTIVE LUIGI IS ON THE CASE!" Luigi declared.
*more cricket noises*
"…Or not…" Luigi grumbled.
"Don't worry about it. I'm allergic to nuggets anyways. Along with salami, fish, fire flowers, ultra shrooms, tasty tonics egg nog, wheat bread, and like 50 other foods and drinks that would take too long to list!" Blooper exclaimed.
"Wow. You are seriously troubled. NEXT REQUEST! This one is from JoVay. Birdo…you get a statue of Yoshi eating cake!" Mario said. A security guy came in and carried a gold statue of Yoshi holding a slice of strawberry cake with his tongue, about to devour it.
"Oh, how lovely! Thank you sweetie! Looking at my darling Yoshi will definitely help settle my rage and insanity that this game gives me!" Birdo cheered with delight.
"Next is Luigi, who gets two trip tickets to Glitzville!" Mario continued and handed his brother the tickets.
"REALLY? AWESOME! THANKS SO MUCH, MAN/WOMAN! I know who I'm bringing with me next summer!" Luigi squealed.
"Aww Luigi, that's so nice of you to bring me on a trip with you…especially considering all of the trips we both went on I have personally paid for!" Mario gleamed.
"Sorry bro, but I got another person in mind!" Luigi said.
"Ugh, I knew it. It's Daisy, isn't it?" Mario scowled.
"Nope! She's actually not a fan of the Glitz Pit for whatever reason," Luigi said.
"It has to be me then! I've always wanted to go to Glitzville and munch down on those hotdogs and slurp down a bunch of milkshakes and scream as loud as possible in the Glitz Pit so people can hear my voice and know that I CAN actually express some kind of emotion!" Kooper cheered.
"Uhh…no. It's Donkey Kong! He told me a long time ago that he's been saving up to get the Glitzville tickets since they're so expensive, and I told him that if I happen to get it first, I'll take you with me! Sorry…it was kind of a promise I made long ago…" Luigi revealed.
"DK!? Really now!? You…ugh. Nevermind. Forget it. Have fun with your boring blimp ride to that overrated city while I'll be stuck here, going to Zip Toad's daily house parties and dancing my flat ass off to 'Just Dance' by Lady SaSa," Mario tried to make his brother jealous.
"Uhh, if I recall, you actually LOVED Glitzvile!" Ms. Mowz corrected.
"SHUSH YOUR FACE! The next request is for me, and I get…a cookie…wow. Yeah, like I don't eat those everyday," Mario groaned and took a bite out of the generic cookie that was sent to him.
"Cookies are fun and muy delicioso to eat…but oreos are better!" Kooper randomly stated.
"Kooper…shut the (BLEEP) up. You were honestly more tolerable when you were blander than a bag of regular Lays potato chips," Mario admitted, which shocked Koops and made him feel bad. "On to the next one. This one is from ThatGuyWithoutAnAccount, and he's going to give all of us…Kool-Aid. Wow. Such a special treat."
Another security guy came in, rolling in some table with a bowl of Kool-Aid and plastic cups next to it. Everyone got a drink of the Kool-Aid immediately.
"Hmm, this tastes a bit…different than usual. Did this person put too much sugar in it? I hope he read the directions correctly!" Watt pointed out.
"You're right, it DOES taste different! Wait a second, I know this! He poisoned the Kool-Aid and we're all going to puke up our guts and die! THIS WAS A TRAP! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Blooper freaked out and fainted to the floor.
"It's a wonder how he managed to build up the courage to audition for this show in the first place," Birdo commented.
"Did you guys know that the best time to wear a striped sweater…IS ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIME!?" Kooper randomly sung.
*cricket noises as everyone stared at him weirdly*
"…I swear, I have no idea why the hell I just did that!" Kooper shrieked and rapidly shook his head.
"Yeah, I don't know why the (BLEEP) you just said that either, but whatever, next request! This one is from Potato Wizard who wants to give Blooper a robot suit that lets him fly. Why this person sent this, don't ask, for the world may never know," Mario said. Another security guy came in and put the robot suit next to the still-fainted Blooper.
"…Well, that was very anti-climatic," Ms. Mowz said.
"Yeah. Next request is from Derby Squid Fart. How he came up with that name, don't ask me. Let's see here…WHAT THE!? He's using some kind of pizza powers to make me not drink any alcohol or use drugs! And if I do, I get shocked with a million volts of electricity!" Mario dropped his jaw while everyone else laughed at him.
"That request should've gone to Boshi instead! We all know he lives off of that (BLEEP)!" Wiggler yelled.
"Can you shut the (BLEEP) up about Boshi for one second and let me try tasting some alcohol cause I don't believe this weirdo for a minute!" Mario said as he had security snatch a can of beer from Boshi's 12 pack and gave it to him. Mario opened the can and was about to drink it, then stopped himself. He paused for about a minute before trying again, but still couldn't drink it. This went on for about five minutes, boring everyone else out.
"…(BLEEP)! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M SUCH A PANSY! GOD, I FEEL LIKE BLOOPER RIGHT NOW! THAT'S HOW SCREWED UP THIS IS!" Mario wailed and threw the beer can at the ground in defeat.
"Oh no. It's the end of the world," Luigi said sarcastically. "The second request from this Derby person is that…oh my god…Kooper gets the personality of a super villain for an episode…"
Everyone gasps in terror.
"HUH? WHY ME!? I don't feel comfortable being a villain! Can I go back to being boring instead?" Kooper cried.
A 'flash' sound was suddenly heard.
"Woah! That sound…I think that means…" Birdo gulped.
Kooper suddenly made a creepy looking grin.
"What's up, you ugly bitches? Hey Mario…it must suck to never be favored by the fans over Luigi, huh? You save this dumb blonde chick three times a week, can't ever manage to actually KILL this planet-sized koopa that kidnaps her, and can't even managed to get laid by the chick that you rescue! You would think the fans would feel, at least, sorry for you and recognize your accomplishments so they would no doubt have you as their top favorite character, but no, you have this lanky, high-pitched, green wuss who somehow gets more love than you do. Your entire life is pathetic. Oh, and Luigi? Do us all a favor and eat a damn twinkie for once in your life. You're nothing but skin and bones and probably weigh under 100 pounds. Then again, that may come from not wanting to be as fat as Mario so you probably purged yourself multiple times in order to be thin," he stated very harshly.
Everyone else widened their eyes in shock at his speech.
"Holy…I can't believe you just went there…" Boshi said.
Mario and Luigi just stood there, frozen in shock. They never had someone say something so cruel to them before.
"Um…I'll just…um…pretend that…whole speech didn't happen and, um, move on to the last request. This is from Yoshpa, who is going to give us pizza with toppings that Birdo and Wiggler don't like, because, well, this person doesn't like them at all," Luigi said as another security guy brought up a huge pizza dish.
"OH COME ON! If you're gonna hate on me, at least tell me why!" Birdo groaned.
"Oh god, is that pineapple I see on there!? I'M ALLERGIC TO PINEAPPLE TOO! BLEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wiggler suddenly puked, grossing everyone else out.
"EW! THAT SMELL IS RANK! SOMEONE SPRAY ANYTHING THAT SMELLS GOOD, PLEASE!" Ms. Mowz shrilled.
"Ha! You two are such losers! No way in hell are you winning this game! KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAB PIZZAAAAAA! IT'S THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kooper shouted as he munched on the pizza.
"Well, at least Wiggler didn't go into psycho mode this time…" Boshi murmured and ate some pizza as well.
"OKAY! RESULT TIME NOW! Let's go! Now…no one got zero votes this time! Well, besides Blooper of course. So he's in the clear. The people with one vote are Boshi, Kooper, and Watt," Luigi began.
"WHAT!? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU PEOPLE THAT HE BEAT ME UP AGAIN!?" Wiggler screamed.
"Whew! Dodged yet another bullet…my luck is bound to run out soon though…" Boshi said in slight relief.
"The person with two votes and is safe is Ms. Mowz," Luigi continued.
"Awesome! Bringing it roooouuuund town!" Ms. Mowz cheered.
"Uhh, okay? Now it's down to the bottom two…Birdo and Wiggler…one of you has 4 votes and the other has 5…" Luigi said.
"NO! I can't believe this! I was doing so good too!" Wiggler cried.
"Sigh…well…let's get this overwith then…" Birdo said.
"And the person leaving with five votes is…
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…BIRDO!" Luigi revealed.
"HA! Sayonara loser! By the way, tell your dino boytoy to stop Nintendo from making those god-awful Yoshi's Island games!" Kooper yelled.
"Well, I guess that's it then. I made it pretty far so I can't say I'm TOO upset. Plus, I get to take my gold statue of my honey with me so I guess this didn't end up being that bad," Birdo shrugged, managing to keep her temper cool.
"Goodbye Birdo! You were an awesome player! Make sure to follow me on Instasham if you can!" Watt cheered and waved goodbye along with everyone else.
"Well, that's the end of that! See you all soon on Mario Party Deluxe! Gotta jet!" Mario quickly said and began to run off.
"Hey wait a second! I just remembered something! Didn't that JoVay person have more gifts to send in their request? MARIO!" Luigi yelled.
"HAHAHA! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCHES!" Mario evilly laughed as Peach crashed through the wall with her sparkly pink 2016 Acura car. Mario immediately hopped in and Peach drove off to who knows where, stunning the audience.
"Grrr, that little…hey, what's this on the floor? Another letter?" Luigi asked, picking up a dropped letter on the floor and read it outloud, "Dear Luigi Bros., right now I am hovering over the game show area with my cookie launcher and I am opening fire as soon as you finish this letter. P.S I vote for Birdo."
Luigi gasped and looked up and saw a paratroopa with a rocket launcher in the air above the stage. He then started firing cookies all over the place.
"AH! SO THAT'S WHERE THE COOKIES WENT! EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR…ERR…WELL, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT CAUSE IT'S JUST COOKIES, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE!" Luigi screamed.
"Wow…so it's just us two left now, Watt. Well, including the guys too of course. It feels so weird though…I keep expecting to see Flurrie or Birdo in here since we've been with them the longest, but no. We are so close to the end that I can almost sniff it!" Ms. Mowz said in excitement.
"Wait, where IS Birdo? Did she get herself lost, trying to find the room? That's happened to me so many times, you know! That hallway is like a scary maze filled with death traps!" Watt exclaimed.
"…Yep…Watt's back to her old self. Lovely. And how do you not remember what just happened a little while ago? She was eliminated! Geez! Plus, all you have to do is go through the backstage exit, go all the way down and turn left, and you're here!" Ms. Mowz said.
"OKAY GOSH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!" Watt cried.
"But…I wasn't…UGH! Whatever. I just want this game overwith. I'm actually beginning to miss my crummy apartment. Are you nervous, Watt?" Ms. Mowz asked.
"Nervous for what?" Watt asked back.
"Um, the end of the competition," Ms. Mowz raised a brow.
"…Ohhhh yeah! Totally! I really don't know if I'll win! I'm actually kind of scared…" Watt said.
"You shouldn't be scared, Watt. We've made it this far so if we wanna make it further, we must be fearless and try harder than ever to get to the top!" Ms. Mowz said in encouragement.
"I guess so…by the way, I have a question…is mayonnaise an instrument?" Watt randomly asked.
"What? Uhhhh….no, why the hell would that be an instrument?" Ms. Mowz asked, trying to comprehend the fact that she asked a question that stupid.
"Oh. What about a mushroom, that's an instrument, right?" Watt asked again.
"No, it's not. Watt, do you ever think about stuff before you speak?" Ms. Mowz asked impatiently.
"Is a fire flower an instrument?" Watt asked again, ignoring the klepto's frustration.
"…No."
"What about a tasty tonic?"
"NO."
"What about a Power Plus badge?"
"NO!"
"What about a coconut cake?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING YOU ASK ME IS GOING TO BE A (BLEEP)ING NO! EVERYTHING YOU'RE LISTING AND PROBABLY THINKING OF RIGHT NOW CANNOT BE USED AS AN INSTRUMENT EVER! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT!?" Ms. Mowz blew a fuse.
"I see…what about a POW Block?"
"I want you out of here, you hear me!? That is the last time I EVER trust you again! Now I understand why Petey went all ballistic on you!" Wiggler roared.
"I said I was SORRY! I was drunk and didn't have a damn clue what I was doing! Plus, you know, it didn't help that you called me hopeless…" Boshi replied with a sigh.
"Can't we all just TRY to forgive each other? Come on, us four have SUCH a good dynamic! You guys are like brothers to me! In fact, you're all better brothers to me than my biological brother is because he always says that Ronald McDonald is hiding underneath my bed at night, ready to shove a billion fries down my throat and force me to sing along with him one day! I get so paranoid that I bring a fly swatter with me just in case he appears, and in case you're wondering why I don't bring a knife, well, knives are pointy and I sometimes have this nightmare that my kitchen knives come to life and they'll stab me in my sleep," Blooper shouted.
"Why the hell would I forgive a cold-hearted, druggie, narcissistic, abusive bastard!? HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET ONE VOTE WHILE I GOT FOUR!? WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS WRONG WITH THESE VIEWERS!?" Wiggler screeched.
"Oh my god, can you just shut the (BLEEP) up already? All of you are so (BLEEP)ing pathetic beyond words, but you, Wiggler you take the cake. Let's see here…Boshi! Desperate to snatch a girl who already belongs to a guy, has an alcohol and drug problem, is insecure because Yoshi is and always will be better than him, and whose second home is jail. Blooper! Can't fight worth (BLEEP), paranoid for no goddamn reason, socially awkward loser with no game, and is only still in the game due to sympathy from the viewers. Now for Wiggler…you're a (BLEEP) whiny, annoying pest with some kind of yet to be discovered anger disorder, you look like a freaking girl, your nose is bigger than my entire ass, has a crazy piranha plant for a boyfriend, and the only thing you're really good for is giving lazy bastards a ride across the street, I mean, you might as well be called 'Wiggler Bus' or 'Wiggler Shuttle' or 'Wiggler Wheelchair' really," Kooper told them all off to the depths of hell and back. Everyone looked at him with shocked expressions.
"W-wow…that was extremely mean and hurtful, Kooper…but I'm not as hurt as I should be cause bullies have yelled insults like that at me before millions of times, so…whatever, I guess," Blooper innocently shrugged.
"Wow. You're a piece of (BLEEP), you know that? Get the (BLEEP) off your high horse otherwise you're the next one I'll beat up!" Boshi growled.
"Screw you! You were SOOOOOOOOOOO much tolerable when you were boring and talked in the same non-emotional tone every few minutes and had the same facial expression every damn day! I can't wait for your ass to get voted off next elimination, no way in HELL are the viewers going to let some cruel sociopathic little bitch get through!" Wiggler angrily shouted.
"First off, (BLEEP) you. Secondly, you said the same thing when Boshi beat you up, but that didn't happen, did it? Thirdly, you are my proving my point by going on long, annoying, stupid rants in that stupid high-pitched, pre-pubescent voice of yours. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were a little kid. Does your mommy buy you Barbie dolls, by any chance?" Kooper taunted. Wiggler turned red, let out a powerful screech with steam coming out of his nose and ears, and charged at Kooper. The two got into an all out brawl as the room was being destroyed with either them throwing various objects at each other or them throwing the other ONTO various objects.
"GUYS! THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER, OKAY!? VIOLENCE MUST BE TURNED INTO SILENCE! I SHOULD KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SET FIRE TO…I-I MEAN…I JUST KNOW, OKAY!? PLEASE, JUST…WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Blooper suddenly screamed as a chair flew right past him inches away and smashed into the wall and into pieces. "That's it, I'm out of here again! I'm sneaking into one of the backstage rooms and praying there is a bunch of cupcakes for me to eat that will take my mind off of this!" he then fled the room.
Boshi watched the chaotic fight scene with a serious look, then shook his head. "So not worth it. I am done." He then left as well.
"Oh, you're back," Luigi said while rolling his eyes.
"No (BLEEP) I'm back! Felt good to get out of this dump, you know? Peach bought me some Burger Queen earlier, that is extremely romantic!" Mario swooned.
"I can think easily think of one thousand other things that are more romantic. Whatever, let's just get out there and do this so I can go back to my room and cool down by watching 'Slutty Little Liars'," Luigi sighed.
"Uhh, Luigi? No one says 'cool' anymore! That's such an old person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in, 'that nose job is SO coral'!" Mario corrected. Luigi gave him a freakish stare.
"…Are you on drugs!?" he shrieked.
The show began again and everyone went out on stage with the audience applauding.
"Hey all! Welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show that contains the prize that is a five letter word for happiness…MONEY! Or, in more specific terms, COINS! Teehee!" Mario giggled.
"Blooper? Why are you in your robot suit right now?" Luigi asked.
"Cause I just now remembered that someone gave this to me earlier and I REALLY wanted to try it on! This is super cool guys! This thing has a jetpack, mini-laser cannons, X-ray vision, and a self-detonator button! Wait…WHAT!? WHY IS THAT THERE!? WHO GAVE THIS TO ME AGAIN!? AHHHH! DON'T TOUCH IT, BLOOPER! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!" Blooper screamed.
"Will you take that (BLEEP) off!? You can't have it for the challenge, you dunce!" Mario yelled. Blooper ran off backstage to take it off.
"Mario, I'm surprised that you're still bothering to host this job. It's clear you're stressed out 24/7 because of it. But then again, you're probably still remaining here just for the free food and candy," Kooper wickedly stated with an evil smirk upon his face.
Mario narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists. His rage was building up once again.
"Um, K-Kooper? Why do you and Wiggler have bruises all over you?" Luigi nervously asked.
"I think the better question is, why do you look thinner than last time when I saw you? Can you not handle gaining a few pounds from all the glorious junk food backstage that Mario tries to eat? Well, I suppose I can't blame you. No one wants to look like a middle-aged, overweight, pasty-skinned Italian plumber who is probably sexually frustrated for the fact that his girlfriend won't put out," Kooper continued talking like the ultimate douchebag. The audience dropped their jaws.
"Okay, that's enough! Stop trying to start (BLEEP) with everyone! It's not going to get you anywhere!" Ms. Mowz intervened.
"Luigi, start the randomizer before I rip this bitch's head off!" Mario yelled with his face turning red.
"Gladly! RANDOMIZER GO!" Luigi quickly said. Drumroll happened and the words 'TOADSTOOL TITAN' popped up on the back screen.
"That's what you'll play! The rules are…there are these blocks in the air that you must hit and destroy. A random block will contain a mega shroom and whoever catches it will grow Godzilla-sized for a short while. This person must knock out everyone else in the room while he or she is still giant sized. The mushroom will then lose its effect and everything will start over again. Any questions this time?" Luigi asked.
"Yeah, I have a question. Why are you so ugly?" Kooper asked then laughed.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! NO ONE INSULTS MY BROTHER EXCEPT FOR ME! BEGONE, YOU BEAST!" Mario roared and pulled the rope that made everyone fall into the abyss and into a small yet tall room with a bunch of blocks floating in the air.
"START!"
"Wait, we have to hit those blocks to find the mushroom? But won't that give me brain damage?" Watt asked in worry.
"Well, in your case, you don't have to worry about a thing," Kooper responded as he hit a block but nothing came out.
Blooper also hit an empty block. "Ouch! That hurts my head a little bit! How the heck does Mario NOT have some kind of head damage from hitting these things millions of times over the years!?"
Ms. Mowz hit a block that had the mushroom in it. Kooper tried to come in and shove her away but she smacked him before he tried anything.
"OW! YOU LITTLE SKANK!" Kooper grunted.
"That's what you get for being a douche!" Ms. Mowz laughed and grabbed the mushroom, which made her grow four or five times her original size. The classic 'Mushroom Power Up' music played and everyone made a run for it…except for Watt.
"Woah! Ms. Mowz looks as big as my house! Do you mind if I take a picture of you?" Watt asked, not doing anything to save herself and also not realizing that she didn't have a camera on her anyways. Ms. Mowz knocked the bulb out of the arena with ease.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! OH MY GOD! TARTER SAUCE! NOW I KNOW WHAT THOSE PEOPLE IN THE GODZILLA FILMS FEEL LIKE WHEN THEY'RE BEING CHASED BY THE MONSTER!" Blooper screeched and ran all over the place, which got himself crossing paths with the giant mouse, which got him eliminated. Ms. Mowz grew back to regular size and all the blocks reappeared again.
"Hmph, not bad, I will admit! But I can do a thousand times better!" Kooper declared and started hitting the blocks that all produced nothing.
"Come on…DAMNIT! I need to win this! I need to try harder than ever to prove to people that I'm not a screw up! I've even started by throwing all those beer cans away!" Boshi cried as he hit a block but got nothing. He jumped up to hit another block and also got nothing. But as he came down, he accidentally stomped on Wiggler's foot.
"YOOOOOOOW! YOU BASTARD! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I wish you would just disappear already!" Wiggler shouted.
"That was an accident, I swear! Wiggler, come on, don't be like this, man! I said I was sorry!" Boshi yelped.
Wiggler didn't respond as he jumped to hit another block and the mushroom came out. He cheered and was about to snatch it until Kooper came in and pushed him to the ground.
"OOWWWWW! What the hell was that for!? I scraped one of my knees!" Wiggler cried.
"HA! LOSER! Check this out!" Kooper laughed in victory and grabbed the mushroom which made him grow huge in size. He charged for Wiggler, who wasn't able to get up in time, and knocked him out of the arena.
"(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP)!" Boshi swore as he ran for his life. He looked behind and saw giant Kooper heading towards him so he leaped as far left as he could, which successfully dodged him and made Kooper run into the wall. He growled, turned around, and headed for Ms. Mowz who was closer to him than Boshi was now. She tried running to the right side of the room but Kooper was quicker and knocked her out too. Kooper shrunk back to his original size and it was on again.
"You might as well give up now cause there's no way in hell you'll win over ME!" Kooper yelled as he frantically hit the blocks.
"You've gotta be the cockiest little bastard I've ever met in my life! THE BORING KOOPER IS SO MUCH MORE OF A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!" Boshi screamed in frustration, beyond desperate to win now. He hit another block and out came another mushroom. But unfortunately, the mushroom landed right on Kooper, who grew in size again.
"…Well…no snarky comment here, I guess…" Boshi sighed, knowing that it was all over. Kooper rammed into him and knocked him out of the arena.
"FINISH!"
Kooper was sent back to the game show room along with the others.
"WOW! That was…intriguing, and…not really how I hoped it would end, but, I guess that's how it goes sometimes! Kooper wins immunity!" Luigi announced. Not many cheers occurred for obvious reasons.
"Aw yeah! I'm simply the best! And when I say that, I mean I'm better than Mario AND Luigi AND even Kirby!" Kooper bragged annoyingly.
"Awwwww man! How could Kooper win the game show? He's just gonna spend all of the coins on boring stuff like video games, fancy cars, tuxedos, gold watches, action movies, and Taylor Swift albums! What a waste!" Watt complained.
"…But he DIDN'T win the game, just immunity…I really miss the averagely smart Watt, despite the fact that she was only in one episode…" Luigi sighed.
"Kooper, you won in the worst way possible! I hope you'll remember this when you change back to your original personality!" Wiggler scolded.
"Mushroom Titan…dang, haven't played that in years! I'm just now remembering this. Must be getting old since my memory has been off lately…" Mario reminisced.
"Well, that's because the only thing you're good at remembering is the lunch menu at Burger Queen!" Kooper insulted.
"THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT! I'M TAKING THIS (BLEEEEEEEEEEEP) DOWN!" Mario exploded and lunged at Kooper, knocking him to the floor. Roars and cheers were heard from the audience as security came in and tried to break it up.
EOC.
This week has been A LOT busier than I thought it would, so sorry for the late update. I must ask you all, though, to not put in any more requests for the rest of this fic. I will still get to the two requests at the finale of the fic since I made commitments before this, but other than that, no exceptions will be made. By the way, I have never played Splatoon before so I can't put in any references to it in this story. ALSO! The poll in my profile will be closed Thursday night, at around 9 PM West Coast USA time so get those votes in while you can!
Now then…are you all ready for the top five? Next chapter is going to be a very interesting one, no matter who gets eliminated! ;D