March 31th 1993
Maris has decided have a little project for the months of February and March. She is having the help transport a truck load of modeling clay into her workspace. She was creating a life-sized statue of Charles Wolcott, the uncredited music composer of "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof". Although I try to support her so-called "projects", she tends to give up after about a week of working on one statue and starts another, still trying to capture Mr. Wolcott in realistic glory. One night, they startled me beyond belief when I entered her work space. The unfinished statues resembled a grouping of zombies from Night of the Living Dead.
I have convinced our maid; Marta to help me down scale the statues every other night after Maris has gone to bed. I think she is on to us. She will believe that the clay will only shrink so much when drying.