Alright, so explain this to me: At chapter 15; I had 108 reviews.
Jet: Right…
At chapter 25; I have 206 reviews.
Jet: Ok, and…?
It took me about 10 more chapters to get 100 more reviews.
Jet: What's your-
OMG I'M GETTING MORE POPULAR!!111
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Ok! Sing a happy happy happy happy happy happy song! (dances) Sing a-
Jet: AHH! (covers eyes) You're having another seizure!!
Shut up. Let me update you guys on the stats of me's story:
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Jet: Don't make them wait longer for the chapter.
Fine. Thankies to Anawey for being my 200th reviewer!! Jet, disclaim me.
Jet: Finally. She owns nothing but the plot and even that's a stretch.
Previously on The Avatar Crew Comes to You! –
Toph: I guess we could shop here; If I knew who I picked!
Me: Alright, we'll shop here. Next chapter.
Katara: Next what?
Me: Nothing- Noah, could'ya let go of Ty-lee!
Ty-lee: By the way, Noah, where do you live if you need the go across the street to have a yard for a yard sale?
Noah: A tent in Kimono's back yard. (huggles Ty-Lee more)
Ozai: Really? How come we haven't noticed?
Me: Because you're all idiots.
Noah: (gasps) How DARE you call Ty-lee an idiot!! (tackles me)
Me: Ahh! Little brother attack!! Noo!!
While I get pummeled, everyone looks around the yard sale-
Iroh: Hey, what's this? (pulls out poster) OMG! (drops it)
Mai: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Katara: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Zuko: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Azula: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Ozai: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Sokka: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Aang: What is it? (is about to pick it up)
Sokka: No! You can't see it with your 12 year old eyes!! (smacks it out of Aang's hands)
Toph: What is it? (Picks up poster) OMG! (drops it)
Mai: You can't even see it.
Toph: I know. But everyone else said that.
Ty-lee: (picks up poster) Hey! I look pretty good in this picture!
Iroh: Ty-lee, you're not wearing much.
Greg: Yeah that's mine. (takes poster)
Noah: Hey! I wanted to see that!
Greg: No way.
Noah: Yes way! (they fight)
Me: Yes! I'm free!! (sees Ozai) GASP! Moron, put that down! It's worth more that you!
Ozai: It's a bottle cap.
Me: Yeah, I know. Put it down.
Ozai: Why are you always so mean to me?!
Toph: Katara, can you tell me who I pick PLEASE?
Katara: Sure! Why didn't you ask earlier? (takes Toph's paper) You got Kimono…?
Toph: What's wrong?
Katara: I got Kimono, too.
Toph: Huh?!
Katara: (walks up too Azula) Azula, who'd you pick.
Azula: Kimono, why?
Toph and Katara: Me, too!
Azula: No way!
Katara and Toph: Yes way!
Azula: (walks up to Ozai) Daddy, who'd you pick?
Ozai: Kimono.
Azula, Toph and Katara: Me, too!
Ozai: No way!
Toph, Azula and Katara: Yes way!
Ozai: (walks up to Iroh) Iroh, who'd you pick?
Iroh: Kimono, why do you ask?
Ozai, Katara, Azula and Toph: Me, too!
Iroh: Ok, cut that out. It's very annoying.
Azula, Ozai, Toph and Katara: Sorry.
Iroh: Aang, who did you pick?
Aang: Kimono.
Iroh: Zuko?
Zuko: Kimono
Iroh: What's–her-face?
Mai: It's Mai.
Iroh: Yeah, Mai, who'd you get?
Mai: Kimono.
Iroh: Ty-Lee?
Ty-lee: Kimono!
Katara: And let me guess, Sokka, you got Kimono, too?
Sokka: (gasps) How did you know?!
Katara: (sarcastically) I'm a mind reader.
Sokka: Really?! (bowing) I'm sorry that it doesn't work on Ozai.
Ozai: HEY!
All: (walk up to me) WE WANT NEW NAMES!!
Kimono: Ok! (points to Katara) You can be Sugar Queen (points to Iroh) You can be Mushi-
Mai: You know what we mean. We need new secret Santa things.
Me: What's wrong with the ones you have?
Toph: We all picked you.
Me: So (sniff) none of you want to give me any gifts? (cries)
Ozai: No.
Me: Meanies. Fine, pick new names. (hat appears)
Greg: Can I pick a name?
Noah: Pretty please?!
Jet: Can I? I wanna get Azula!
What about me?
Me: Fine, fine! You can all-
Everyone crowds around the hat and me to get a name-
Me: …pick a name.
Ozai: (opens paper to revel name) ARRRRRGGGG!! WHY ME??
Zuko: (opens paper to revel name) Oh come ON!
Katara: (opens paper to revel name) Yeah!! I got who I wanted!!
Aang: (opens paper to revel name) YES! My day has come!!
Toph: (opens paper to revel name) Someone wanna clue me in on who I got or will I be ignored again?
Sokka: (opens paper to revel name) Oh Man!
Toph: It figures.
Ty-Lee: (opens paper to revel name) Er… I thought we only gave to one person…?
Mai: (opens paper to revel name) Whatever.
Azula: (opens paper to revel name) OMG YEAHS!!
Me: You creep out so many people when you talk like that.
Iroh: (opens paper to revel name) This will be a challenge!
Jet: (opens paper to revel name) Yes!! Victory is mine!!
Noah: (opens paper to revel name) #&#!!
Greg: (opens paper to revel name) YES! YES! OH YES!!
Noah: (looks at Greg's name) You lucky-
(opens paper to revel name) This should be easy!!
Me: (opens paper to revel name) Uh-Oh…
Toph: Can someone PLEASE tell me who I got?!
Me: Ok, guys. You got what you wanted now- MUFF! (is hit by a rock from Toph)
Toph: I will NOT be ignored again!! Who'd I pick?!
Katara: You picked- (whispers in Toph's ear)
Toph: Thank you, Katara.
Me: (recovers) As I was saying; You got what you wanted now- MUFF! (is hit by a fire blast from Ozai)
Ozai: LOL!!
Azula: Don't talk like that.
Ozai: You talk worser.
Me: (recovers) Why'd you do THAT, Moron?!
Ozai: You didn't yell at Toph! Why are you yelling at me?!
Me: Toph's cooler than you.
All: That's right!!
Ozai: (sniff) Even you, Azula?
Azula: Look daddy, It's not that you're not cool; it's that I'm cooler.
Iroh: No, No, Azula; I believe I'm cooler.
Azula: And I believe I'm cooler.
Iroh: I can make lighting and redirect it!
Azula: I can make blue flames and take out 6 guards with 2 punches!
Iroh: I can take out 6 guards in ONE punch!
Azula: You liar!
Iroh: How dare you call me a liar!
Azula: Yeah well- (falls over unconscious)
Everyone stares at Mai who is standing behind Azula holding a paddle-
Mai: What? Don't tell me you wouldn't have done that, too?
Me: Ok, as I, self-proclaimed coolest person in the world, was saying; You got what you wanted now- (looks behind her) Good! Now, go back to that yard sale and buy your stuff.
All: Fine.
A few minutes later-
Mai: Ok; who am I? (covers left eye) I must capture the Avatar to restore my honor!
Sokka: Oo! Oooo!! I know!! I know!
Mai: Who am I?
Sokka: Azula!
Mai: ….No.
Iroh: Ozai?
Mai: No! Come on, guys. I'm trying to capture the Avatar to restore my honor because I was banished?!
Ty-Lee: Suki!
Mai: ARGG!! (storms off)
Sokka: My turn! (stands up) Let me see….
Ty-lee: ZUKO!
Sokka: I haven't done anything yet! (thinks) I got it! (runs around in circles) YEAH! TY-LEE, I LOVE YOU!! OMG You're soooo HOT!!
Ty-Lee: Aww! That's so sweet!
Sokka: Who am I?
Me: Noah?
Sokka: Yeah!
Me: Shouldn't you guys be getting presents?
Iroh: We did. We're waiting for everyone else.
Me: Oh. Who's having the most trouble?
Mai: (came back) I think Ozai. He looks ready to kill himself.
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna help him! That's a good one! (laughs)
Sokka: Well then, you could help Azula.
Me: (sigh) Okayyyyy. If I have toooo... (sulks off to Azula)
Iroh: Ok! Back to charades! It's my turn. (puffs out chest) Look how hot I am. I've got girls from all nations falling at my feet! Like Suki and Yue.
Ty-Lee: GREG!
With Azula and Kimono-
Me: Having trouble?
Azula: Yeah. I don't see anything he'd like.
Me: Who'd you pick?
Azula: I can't tell you!
Me: Fine! Can you tell me your relationship with him? Is he a friend? A Relative?
Azula: He's…. a (mumbles something)
Me: What?
Azula: A (mumbles)
Me: Speak up, woman!!
Azula: HE'S A LOVER, OK?! IT'S JET!!
Jet: Yay!! She called me a lover!!
Duh. You made-out like 20 times.
Jet: Only 4 times. And by the way, where do I shop for my present?
Make something.
Jet: Out of what?! There's nothing here!
Use your imagination!
Back with me and Azula-
Azula: Ok, I said Jet was my lover. You can stop laughing now.
Me: Ok (snort) Ok (giggles) I-I'm done.
Azula: So can you help?
Me: Sure! (sticks hand in pile of stuff and pulls out box) Here!
Azula: (looks in box) Thanks! (runs off to join Mai, Iroh, Ty-Lee and Sokka who have also been joined by Katara, Toph and Aang)
Me: Now who else needs helping? (looks around)
Ozai: I wouldn't except help from you if my eyes were bleeding.
Zuko: That can be arranged.
Ozai: Uh, no thank you! (runs to other side of yard sale)
Zuko: I could use some help.
Me: You already have a present. Why would you need help finding another one?
Zuko: I wanna find one for someone I didn't pick.
Me: Oh, ok! Who?
Zuko: (whispers in my ear)
Me: (pulls out something) Give'em this.
Zuko: Are you sure-
Me: Positive. Now go play charades.
Zuko: (runs off)
Me: Anyone else?
Ozai: Not me.
Me: Fine! You have 1 hour to find something.
One hour later-
Me: Let's go, Moron.
Ozai: It hasn't been an hour! You used a time card!
Ty-Lee: (hides card behind her) No we didn't.
Ozai: Fine! I got something! Let's go!
Toph: You're not carrying anything.
Ozai: Whatever! Let's go.
At the house-
All: (walk in) WHOA!
The house has holly and mistletoe inside and there's a tree somewhere in there.
Katara: Who decorated while we were away?
Me: My little elf friends.
Aang: Why do you have elf friends?
Sokka: And more importantly; why do you have friends?
Zuko: What's this stuff? (points to holly strung from door to end of hall way and around house) Oh! Do you light it on fire and light up the whole house?! (is about to set it on fire)
Katara, Iroh and Me: NO! (stops him)
Toph: Hey, Kimono, I found this outside your door.
Me: (takes letter) Hey! It's for the Author!
What?
Me: Here! (gives to Author)
It's from my reviewers!
Dear Zutarakid50,
As much as we love your story and appreciate how hard you work at it, we would like it if you hurried up with your chapter. If you do not get it out soon, we will do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends.
Good luck with the chapter!
Love,
Your reviewers
Author: Whoa. Um Kimono?
Me: Yeah?
Could you get to the point please? Speed this up a bit?
Me: Uh, sure… OK guys! You hear her! Who wants to-
Noah: (crashes through door) What about me?!
Greg: (behind Noah) And me!
Jet: And me!!
What about you?
Jet: Shut up.
Me: Ugh. All right you weirdoes. Pile in.
Jet, Noah, Greg and Author run in-
Azula: (sitting in Jet's lap) Who goes first?
Mai: I guess I will.
Mai gets up and walks around room. She then walks out side a bit and comes back in and walks around the room for a second time.
When she is about to go out again-
Zuko: What are you DOING?!
Mai: Building dramatic tension.
Author: Well, DON'T! My life is on the line!
Mai: Ok! Fine! (tosses box at Iroh) I was your Secret Santa.
Iroh: Aww! Thank you, Mai! (opens box) GASP! A reminder device! Now the author won't forget me when she's writing her story! Thank you very much!
Mai: Whatever.
Iroh: And as it happens, I'm YOUR Secret Santa!
Mai: WHAT?!
Iroh: Yep! Here you go! (gives her box)
Mai: (opens box) GASP! A reminder device! Now the author won't forget me when she's writing her story! Thank you very much!
All but Iroh and Mai: Why does that sound familiar?
Aang: Any way-
Sokka: (points randomly) THIS WAY!
Silence-
Aang: Ok, as I was saying; I'll go next! (walks up to Katara) Katara, I'm your Secret Santa!
Katara: Great! What'd you get me?
Aang: (takes Katara's hand) Nothing is worthy enough to bask in your glow of beautifulness, Katara. With you kindness and caring-
Katara: So, basically; you got me nothing.
Aang: Uh, yeah. Pretty much.
Silence of a long while until-
Azula: Pathetic.
All: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHA!!
Aang: I couldn't find anything! Stop laughing!!
Ozai: Why? You couldn't find ONE THING! That is too funny! You're so pathetic!
Me: You're the one to talk about being pathetic, Moron.
Katara: Stop making fun of him, you guys! It WAS hard to find things at that yard sale!
Ty-Lee: So whose fault is that?
Greg: I think its Noah's because it's his yard sale.
Noah: I think its Greg's fault because I got the stuff from his garage!
Toph: It's not Greg's fault his parents didn't put anything good in the garage!
Mai: But it's-
Author: So it's Greg's parent's fault?
All: YEAH!
Mai: Oh for the love of- (pulls out reminder device)
Reminder Device: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
Author: AH! What's that sound?!
Mai: You forgot me.
Author: O. Sorry. Go ahead.
Mai: Thanks. It's not Greg's parent's fault that the stores they go to don't sale good stuff.
Me: But the government didn't issue good stuff for the stores to sell to Greg's parents to buy to put in his garage for Noah to use in his garage sale.
Iroh: So, indirectly, it's the government's fault?
Jet: I guess so.
Zuko: Actually, yeah no what I just realized?
Azula: No one cares.
Zuko: Hey!
Jet: She's right.
Katara: What is it Zuko?
Zuko: Isn't it the Author's fault for not getting the chapter out while all the malls had Christmas stuff out?
All look at Author-
(insert you, the readers, name here): Yes it IS her fault!
Author: I'm working on it! Leave me alone!
(insert you, the readers, name here) runs out of chapter-
Aang: So were all in agreement that it's the government's fault that I couldn't find a present for Katara?
All: Yep!
Aang: Great! So who goes next?
Jet: Well, for pinning the fact that Aang couldn't get a present for Katara, I think Zuko should go next.
Zuko: Why do you care if I'm mean to the Author?
Jet: Because only I can insult her.
Author: Are you covered in cut and bruises, Jet?
Jet: No…?
Author: Good! If you want to stay that way, keep your lying mouth shut.
Jet: ...Yes madam…
Zuko: Ok, so I'm a Secret Santa to Ozai.
Ozai: (sarcastically) Oh great!
Zuko: Well I feel appreciated. Any way-
Sokka: (points randomly) THIS WAY!!
Zuko: Stop that! Here you go. (throws box at Ozai)
Ozai: (fails to catch box) No! My present!!
All: (run at falling box) I GOT IT!!
The box flies past everyone's fingers and as it hits the floor, a loud crack in heard-
All: (point at each other) I thought you said you got it.
Zuko: It's ok. I thought this would happen so I put the real gift in this box.
Ozai: Oh, Ok. (tries to take it from Zuko but it slips past his hands and fall to the floor)
Zuko: OZAI!
Me: MORON!
Ozai: It's not my fault Zuko bought such a breakable gift!
Me: Moron, everything is you fault.
Aang: Except for why I could get Katara a present.
Toph: Actually, isn't Ozai part of the Fire Nation government?
Me: So everything IS your fault! I knew it!
Zuko: Now that we're way off topic, can you look at the shattered remains of my gift?
Ozai: Sure. (opens box and takes out pieces) Hey! This piece has something written on it! (reads it) '#1 Worst Dad' ?
Zuko: Yeah! It was a cup that said '#1 Worst Dad' on it so I thought it was perfect.
Ozai: (sniff) Am I that bad of a father?
All: YES.
Ozai: You don't have to be so blunt.
Me: And you don't have to be so dumb; but you are anyway.
Sokka: To get this out of the way, why don't you go next, Ozai?
Ozai: I'll tell you why I can't go next-
Author: And I'll tell you why you have to go next! (sends bolt of lighting next to Ozai)
Ozai: Ok! Ok! I'll go!!
Me: So who is it?
Ozai: Well um, Kimono? (puts head down embarrassingly) Could I talk to you alone for a moment?
Me: Uh…sure, I guess.
Xx AND NOW WE ENTER A STATE WHERE THE TEXT FORMAT CHANGES! xX
Ozai led Kimono up the stairs, away from the party and people. He opened the door to the roof and motioned her to go in. Kimono eyed him suspiciously but obliged to his silent command. She walked out onto the roof top just as the sun set around her. Beautiful shades of blue and violet slowly crept up on the bright colors of the sun. For a better look, Kimono ran to the edge of the roof and gazed out at the amazing site as a smile graced her features. Behind her, Ozai walked onto the roof and stood just outside the door way leading to the roof top.
"It's breathtaking…" Kimono whispered, more to herself than the Fire Lord. Unknown to her, Ozai nodded in agreement. A comfortable silence settled between the two as they stared out at the sunset. After awhile, Kimono remembered the reason she was up there in the first place.
"So, what is it?" Kimono asked, turning to face Ozai.
"Well," Ozai began, taking a few steps toward her. "I was your Secret Santa."
"Right…"
"And… I wanted to give you something special." He took a couple more steps in the direction of the 14 year old until he was directly in front of her.
"Like what?" Kimono asked cautiously.
"Like; a confession." He took Kimono's hands in his and moved closer.
"W-What?!" Kimono stuttered. This was the person she constantly mistreated, verbally abused and hated immensely. Ozai was the person she least expected a confession from. His eyes gazed into Kimono's as if he were seeing through her to the elegant sunset in the distance. Her turquoise orbs stared confused into his golden ones, hoping for the answers to her questions to be reviled within them.
"Kimono," He was talking again and Kimono snapped back into the real world
outside her clouded mind. "Ever since I first saw you… and up 'till now, I've wanted to say something that I can't hold in any longer." Kimono's eyes widened as he leaned down to her ear.
"Kimono…"
"Yes?" Kimono whispered, trembling slightly.
"I hate you." He backed up from her and let got of her hands as the weight of his words thundered down on her.
"Wait…what?"
Ozai: FALCON PUNCH!! (punches Kimono)
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!! (falls off roof) YOU MORONNNNNN!!
Ozai: (looking over edge) Hee-hee. Owned. (yells over the side) Merry Christmas, Kimono!!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!! (is about to hit ground)
Sokka: What's going on- (I bounce off his head)
Me: HHHHHHHHHHA! (is speeding upwards)
Ozai: Did you catch that, Noah?
Noah: (comes out of nowhere with a camera) Got it!
Me: (lands on roof) Got what?
Noah: Ozai paid me to video tape that!
Ozai: I never said I was paying you.
Noah: WHAT?! KNEE OF JUSTICE! (knees Ozai in the face)
Ozai: OWWWWW!!
Me: Aww! You kneed (need) Ozai, Noah!
Noah: Shut up with the bad puns.
Ozai: I'm gonna kill-
Noah: AHH!! (runs away)
Ozai: I hate that kid.
Me: Join the club. Any way, HOW DARE YOU FALCON PUNCH ME!! (runs at him)
Ozai: AHH!! (runs around roof) I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY-
Me: (chasing him) Stop saying your sorry!!
Ozai: I apologize.
Me: GAAAAHH! (tackles him)
5 mins later-
Ozai: (on floor) owww…
Me: Never falcon punch me again, got it?
Ozai: Yes.
Me: And never pull whatever your impression of romance is in on me ever again, ok?
Ozai: Yes.
Me: Great! Now let's go back. (ties rope around Ozai's beard and pulls him down stairs)
At the party-
Me: Did I miss anything?
Jet: Yeah! Look what Azula got me! (pulls out box of chocolate wheat sticks)
Me: Oh…great, Jet.
Jet: Isn't she the best?
Azula: Yes I am! (they make out)
Zuko: (mimics throwing up)
Sokka: Alright Jet, give your present.
Jet: Right. Well Sokka, I picked you so; here you go. (throws paper at Sokka)
Sokka: Oh boy, oh boy!! (looks at paper) What the hell in this?!
Jet: A picture of your boomerang. Now if you'll excuse me. (is about to make out with Azula but Sokka pulls him back)
Sokka: OH NO! No way is this my Christmas present!
Jet: Yes it is and you can thank the Author for that one.
Sokka: How's it her fault?!
Jet: She wouldn't let me go down to the yard sale to get anything good.
Sokka: WHAT?? (is about to attack Author)
Author: AHH!! You can't hurt me in my own story! (types something)
Ty-Lee: I have the sudden feeling that I want to huggle Sokka! YEAHS!! (tackles Sokka before he get to Author)
Sokka: NOO!! (but lets Ty-lee huggle him)
Noah and Greg: NOOOOOO!! TY-LEE!! (cry on the floor)
Me: Come on, you two. Suck it up.
Greg and Noah: (suck up there own tears)
All: ……Ew.
Ty-Lee: Why don't you give your present, Sokka?
Sokka: Fine! I will. Here you go, Author, have a blast. (gives Author picture)
Author: Present!! (takes picture) AHH!! IT"S YOU!! (drops picture)
Mai: (catches it and looks at it) OOOO!! Me likey!!
Ty-lee: Lemme see! Lemme see!!
Mai: NO! Sexy Sokka picture is MINE! (they chase each other)
Noah and Greg: NOO!! Ty-lee's going after a sexy picture of SOKKA!! (cries)
Me: Pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
Mai and Ty-lee chase each other while everyone gets back to present giving-
Greg and Noah: (continue to cry on the floor)
Toph: OK, Author, give up your present.
Author: Fine. Greg, I was your Secret Santa
Greg: (stops crying) WHAT?! I mean, ok.
Author: So yeah merry Christmas.
Greg: (looks around) Where's my present?
Author: The fact that you're in my story in the greatest gift ever. AKA, I got nothin' for ya.
Greg: Oh, great. Thanks.
Ty-Lee: Can I go next?! Please??
Aang: Weren't you just chasing Mai?
Ty-Lee: Yeah, but I'll get Sokka's sexy picture later. I'm gonna let her have fun for awhile.
Mai: (gnawing picture) Miiiiiinnnnnee. All mine…. My precious…
Me: Ooooooookkkkkkkkk….. Uh, sure you can go next Ty-Lee!
Ty-Lee: OK! Well, I had Noah and Greg so for Noah I got-
Author: Wait, you got TWO names?!
Ty-Lee: Yeah why?
Me: You were only supposed to get one.
Ty-lee: Well my paper had 2 names so what do we do?
Jet: Lemme see the paper with the name you picked from the hat.
Ty-Lee: (hands it to Jet)
Jet: Yeah, the 2 names are written in 2 different handwritings.
Author: Well, I picked Greg so he must've written his name on there.
Ty-Lee and Noah: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT??
Greg: I'M SO SORRY-
Noah: Well, you should b-
Greg: (runs to Ty-Lee and cries at her feet) TY-LEE! I'M SORRY! CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE-
Noah: What about me?!
Zuko: What about you?
Azula: Shut up, Zuko.
Jet: Yeah, shut up, sexy.
Zuko What?!
Jet: I said; shut up, Zuko.
Ty-Lee: So, yeah. Ok, Noah, ready for your gift?
Noah: YES, TY-LEE! I WILL MARRY YOU!!
Ty-Lee: Er- good to know but uh, here's you gift! (gives him picture)
Noah: WHOA! (is holding a copy of Greg's picture of Ty-Lee)
Ty-Lee: Do yah like it?
Noah: (drooling)
Ty-Lee: Noah? You ok?
Noah: (small puddle of drool forms at his feet)
Iroh: Call me crazy, but I think he likes it!
Ozai: (points at Iroh) YOU'RE CRAZY!!
Zuko: You shut up!
Azula: No, Zuko, you shut up.
Jet: Yeah, Zuko, Shut up.
Zuko: Why do you repeat everything she says?!
Noah: Because he can, stupid.
Me: Done drooling over your nearly nude picture of Ty-Lee?
Noah: Yep!
Toph: Where is it?
Noah: In a box.
Sokka: That's it?
Noah: …on top of a shelf in a small safe inside a locked and guarded vault.
Katara: Locked and guarded?
Noah: Yep!
Katara: Who's guarding it?
Shows Combustion man standing in front of a vault-
Combustion man: I'm not getting paid enough to do this…
Noah: Any way-
Sokka: (points randomly) THIS W- (Katara water whips him)
Katara: Would you cut that out?!
Sokka: (rubbing his head) Sorry…
Noah: I picked you, my beautiful Ty-Lee! Here you are-
Greg: Hey! You can't have Ty-Lee! I picked her!
Noah: No way. I did!
Author: Greg did.
Noah: What?!
Greg: Ownd.
Author: You pick Azula, and you know it.
Noah: Fine, yes I did.
Greg: And you yelled and ME for lying!!
Noah: Here you got, Azula. (tosses small package at her)
Azula: OMFG PRESENT!!
Me: Stop with the chat speck already!!
Azula: (opens package) Wow, rubber gloves…you shouldn't have.
Noah: Then I'll take them back.
Azula: No! It's Ok, but why rubber gloves?
Noah: So you don't hurt your self when you lighting bend. But, on seconded thought, I think I WANT you to get hurt so HA!
Jet: You can't talk to Azula like that!!
Zuko: Heh-heh. No, no, I like this. Noah; keep bashing Azula.
Azula: Hey!
Greg: And now it's my turn! (pulls out chocolate heart case and treasure chest)
Me: Aww, Greg! You shouldn't- (Greg runs past her to Ty-Lee) –have…
Greg: Ty-Lee, I was your Secret Santa! I got you chocolate and a treasure chest- (opens chest) full of CANDY!
Ty-lee: WOW! This is AWESOME!! (is about to eat candy and chocolate with Greg)
Ozai: NOOOO!! (snaps chest shut) Every time your two get hyper on sugar, Kimono locks me in a room with you so NO CANDY!
Ty-Lee and Greg: Awwwww…
Me: Well I think that's it so-
Author: Toph hasn't gotten a present yet.
Toph: And you haven't given one, Kimono.
Me: Right, well, um, I got a sorry card-
Iroh: For whom?
Matthew: For me.
All: Who are you?!
Author: Um, this is my older brother, Matthew.
Ty-Lee: (gazing at him) What's he doing here?
Author: Well, for one thing, Kimono suggested it (glares) and I needed a twist for this chapter.
Ty-Lee: (huggles Matthew) Good call!
Greg and Sokka: NOO! Ty-Lee!!
Noah, Kimono and Author: EWWWW!! DON'T HUGGLE OUR BROTHER!!
Ty-Lee: But her looks so rugged with he's short beard! And his hair is so-
Me: (covering eyes) Um, if I can interrupted- (throws Ty-Lee to Sokka, Noah and Greg) I have to give him the sorry card. Merry Christmas, Matthew.
Matthew: (takes card) Yeah well, you do know its like, May, right?
Author: Don't remind me. I know I'm waaaaay late.
Matthew: Yeah whatever. I don't wanna take any part in your ridiculous Avatar stuff. (is about to leave story)
Toph: Wait! What about MY gift?
Matthew: Oh yeah, here. (hands her picture)
Toph: Great! (feels it) What is it?
Mathew: What are you blind or something? It's a pic- (Toph earthbends him through all 7 floors of the house where he hovers above the roof before falling through the house again making another set of holes finally landing in front of Toph)
Toph: I AM blind, stupid!
Matthew: Oh…sorry, ow.
Katara: (looks at damage) Kimono, why aren't you alarmed by this?!
Me: I was…but then I remembered Moron was here! (waves at him)
Ozai: Oh man…
Me: (hands him tools) Get to work, Moron.
Ozai: Fine… (gets to work)
Jet: So what's the picture of?
Aang: (picks up picture) It's a picture of me and Toph hugging!
Matthew: I put 'Toph' in the search engine and that was the first picture, ow.
Katara: Yet you didn't know she was blind…
Matthew: What do you want for me?? (runs out of chapter)
Me: Ok… Any way-
Katara: Sokka, don't say it.
Sokka: Oh, fine.
Me: I think we should wait until next chapter to have the Christmas party.
Author: Yeah, do you have any idea how long this is by now?
Jet: Does that mean I have to go?
Azula: NO! Jet, no!
Author: Yep! See yah, guys! (they leave)
Noah and Greg: Were gonna split, too. BY TY-LEE!!
Me: Ok! So where's the stuff you guys bought for the party?
All: We were supposed to get them?
Me: Oh dear spirits, not again.
As said above; the party will commence next chapter. If you wanna be there, then send me the info I asked for in that chapter before Zuko's sweet 16 party.
Jet: And please review if you read this story. PLEASE!!
And if I scared you in that bit with Kimono and Ozai, tell me. I wanna know who got scared! And that was also me first official bit of actual writing so feed back is good. By the way; Matthew's 16. He doesn't really like Avatar but I though Ty-Lee might like him.
Jet: He doesn't know he's there though.
And it'll stay that way, right? (holds his swords to his neck)
Jet: (gulp)
Happy Cinco de Mayo and happy Mother's day! See yah next chapter!!
I rule Hyrule,
Kimono and not Jet!