Episode Twenty-Five: House of Drama
Episode 25! Yay! Okay people, I've been watching this old Disney Channel show called House of Mouse (which I still can't figure out why it was even cancelled.) Anyway, it's pretty much just a HUGE Disney crossover where you can see almost every Disney character at a club called the House of Mouse, which Mickey runs along with his friends. All I can say is that it's GREAT. You can see interactions between Hades and Maleficent, or even Timon and Gaston. So I decided to make a challenge out of it. Don't think I'm crazy. I listen to Darth Vader's Imperial March while I'm writing. That's like the sanest thing ever. I listen to Let it Go a lot too. God I love that song so freaking much. Enough chit chat. Hope you guys like!
TDU Train, Conductor's Room
"Last time on TDU," Chris began. "Contestants had to go through various Disney worlds, such as Tangled, Frozen, and Aladdin. While Angel and Stuart were travelling up the North Mountain, Steven revealed that he was dating Bianca. Spokeshipping. Isn't it adorable? Anyway, after getting Olaf to follow them, who by the way, IS AN UNWANTED GUEST, Sonic and Tails appeared, and yet another fight broke out between Twitterpated! What will happen to Angel and Tails? How many more unwanted creatures are going to join us on the journey? When will Sam figure out what his name really is? Find out right here, right now, on Total…Drama…Universe!"
(Theme Song Ay, Ay, Ay, I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue, make the colors in the sky)
First Class, Team X
Meowth burped. "I think the medallion is settling in…"
Amy rolled her eyes. "You are so…disgusting."
"Hey, I'm the reason we've got First Class!" it exclaimed. "If I hadn't eaten it, we would've lost the challenge!"
"He's right," Trip said, sitting down on the couch across from them. "Did you guys know that Chris is gonna be splitting the teams up pretty soon?"
"What do you mean?" Cilan asked, who had been listening in.
"There's only seventeen of us left," Trip explained. "After today there'll only be sixteen."
"We can do math, you know," Amy said bluntly.
Trip rolled his eyes. "But do you guys know what this means? Phineas is going to be free from the rest of us. We're all fresh meat after that." (AN: The creepypasta references. God, I didn't even mean make this one.)
"So what are you saying?" Cilan asked. "That we lose the challenge and vote him off today?"
"Exactly," Trip said. "Everyone is safe if that happens. I don't know how far he'd go to attack someone, but Ferb was pretty dangerous. Remember how he used the Tails Doll?"
"Let's do it then," Meowth said.
"What are we talking about?" Bianca asked excitedly, rushing to the couch with Stephan. "Is there evil plotting going on here?"
"We're plotting against evil," Trip answered.
Stephan leaned in. "Is it about…the Dorito?"
"Duh, who else would it be about?" Meowth said irritably.
"Hey, don't make fun of Stuart!" Bianca exclaimed, hugging her boyfriend. "He's muscular!"
Stephan sighed. "She's my girlfriend and she still can't get my name right…" he smiled. "But, whatever!" he said, giving her a playful noogie.
Bathroom Confessional
(Amy)
"How is it possible that those two end up together and Sonic won't go out with ME?!"
Loser Class, Team Y
"Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" Olaf said, waddling over to Harry Potter and hugging him. Harry began screaming at the top of his lungs, trying to get away.
"Why are we stuck with those two again?!" Morgan exclaimed, covering her ears.
"Hey, Harry's your fault," Sonic said, leaning back against a wall. He shoved a piece of Dauntless cake in the wizard boy's mouth. "Plus Olaf is supposed to help Angel. Supposedly."
"Well he hasn't exactly done anything," Morgan snapped. "He is pretty adorable, though…"
Tails stood up wordlessly and walked over to Angel, who was sitting on the corner of the bench. "Are you still mad at me?" he asked quietly.
"I don't know, maybe," she replied, absentmindedly tracing the engraved Night Fury on her metal leg. She refused to make eye contact with him. "It makes me question how much you trust me."
He sighed and sat down next to her. "You do know that I love you. And trust you. I guess I only acted like that because Jack Frost was there, and he's well…kind of good-looking." He grinned as he saw Angel try to hide a smile. "I didn't want to lose you, I guess. Do you forgive me?"
She sighed and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Let's see what happens, okay?" She stood up walked away, leaving him confused.
"'Let's see what happens?'" Tails repeated to himself. "Does that mean yes or no?"
"It means, 'let's see what happens'," Melaney said, sitting down next to him.
"Which means…?"
Bathroom Confessional
(Melaney)
"Why are guys so stupid?! 'Let's see what happens.' What does he think it means, 'I'll keep hiding everything from you even though I gave my life up for you, and I love you, and I trust you more than anyone else, but I still won't tell you anything?' Wait a minute…for Angel that's exactly what it means…"
Loser Class, Team Y
"It means nothing, you mediocre imbecile!" Melaney shouted.
"Whoa, calm down, Ebony. Enoby. Eboby. Whatever that dang Mary Sue's name is," Morgan said, walking by. "My Immortal…it's made me go blind…" (AN: I reference Dora, and then this? My life is over…)
Joey groaned. "I can't believe I'm still a frog…"
"Oh, here you go," Morgan said. She pointed her wand at him, transforming him back in to a fox.
Joey looked down at himself. "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU COULD'VE DONE THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?!"
Morgan shrugged. "I thought it would be more fun to make you struggle."
Joey was about to yell at her again, when Chris burst in to the room, interrupting everything that was going on. "It's challenge time!"
Middle of Main Street, House of Mouse
"Welcome to Disneyworld!" Chris said to the contestants. "Or Disneyland? Eh, either way works."
He and the competitors were standing in front of a building with a fluorescent sign labeled "House of Mouse." About one hundred Disney characters were filing in excitedly, their chatter loud enough to hear from the other end of the street.
Misty raised an eyebrow. "Why are we here Chris?"
"Just a minute," Chris said, backing away. "I've got to do something first."
Bathroom Confessional
(Phineas)
"These fools don't know it, but I've actually got authority in this cartoon hell…"
(Olaf)
"Hey I'm a Disney character! Does that mean I get inside free?"
Inside the House of Mouse
Mickey Mouse stood on stage, next to the large TV the theater. "Hey everybody!" he said excitedly. "Tonight we've got a GREAT—"
Chris burst in to the room. "We've got a great show that's NOT about you!" he said, running on to the stage.
Mickey placed his hands on his hips irritably. "Now listen here bub, don't think you can just come in here and—" Chef walked on stage and picked him up, carrying him away. "Hey!" Mickey yelled. "Put me down!"
Chris turned to the crowd as the other characters stared in confusion. "Finally, you guys can have a real host here!"
"If I were a regular cricket, I'd be chirping," Jiminy Cricket whispered to Pinocchio.
"Unfortunately," Chris continued, "I won't be hosting tonight. My contestants on Total Drama Universe will be doing it! Now I need half of you to go across the street to the other House of Mouse that was just built five minutes ago by Chef!"
Chef's eyes widened backstage as he looked out the window at the House-less spot. "Uh…" he rushed in to the crowd and grabbed the three little pigs, carrying them outside. "I need you guys to build me a nightclub right now," he said quickly.
"Would you like it to be made out of straw?"
"Or twigs?"
"Or brick?"
"BRICK YOU IDIOTS!" he yelled.
Bathroom Confessional
(Chef)
"I don't get paid enough for this job…"
Outside the House of Mouse
"We're finished!" the pigs said in unison. A few seconds later, Chris was shoving half of the audience in to the new building.
"Okay," Chris said, turning to the contestants. "Teams, your challenge is to successfully run the House of Mouse—or its copy—for a whole night. You'll have to choose a host, a financial advisor, find some entertainment, the whole nine yards. Any questions?" Half the contestants raised their hands. "Great! Go!"
House of Stephen, Team X
"I'll be the host," Stephan said to the others backstage. "After all, I've got great people skills!"
"Are you kidding?!" Phineas scoffed. "You don't even know your own name and you want to run the place? I should be running the place. After all, I am a Disney character."
"Yeah, but you're also evil," Trip butted in. "We're not trusting you with running this place. Although Stephan would be a terrible host…" he mumbled to himself.
"I'll be the waiter," Cilan said with bow. "I'm all dressed up for it already!"
"I'll greet people at the door," Meowth said.
"Ooh, can I work the front desk?!" Bianca asked excitedly. "I want to meet all the princesses!"
"I'll do it with you," Amy said happily.
Trip turned to Phineas. "I'll do the finance and the lighting stuff. And keep an eye on you." He threw a Poke Ball in the air. "Serperior, come on out!" The Grass snake Pokemon came out, its head held high in pride. "Use wrap on Phineas and make sure he doesn't get away." Serperior wrapped its grassy coils around him tightly, staring at the Dorito-headed boy.
"Let's do this!" Stephan yelled in excitement. The group ran inside to their positions as the Disney characters began entering.
"Hi, welcome to the House of Stuart," Bianca said, cheerfully waving. She gasped as Ariel walked in. "Ariel!" she exclaimed, shaking her hand vigorously. "I just loved you in the Little Mermaid! You're such a great singer!"
"Thank you," Ariel said modestly. "I've always loved singing since—"
"No one sings like Gaston!" Gaston said arrogantly as he walked by.
Bianca let out a little squeal of excitement as she turned back to Ariel. "Here," she said, handing her a hundred dollar bill. "Go buy yourself something awesome!"
"No one buys things like Gaston!" Gaston said, leaning against the countertop.
"Thanks," Ariel said. "But I couldn't—"
"Please, I insist," Bianca said. "Have a nice time!" she said as Ariel walked away.
"No one has a nice time like Gaston!" the muscular man said.
Amy rolled her eyes. "Don't you have anything else better to do?!" she took out her hammer as he opened up his mouth to say something. "NO ASKED THE OPINION OF GASTON!" She chased him in to the theater, almost hitting multiple people along the way.
Trip rushed in to the foyer. "Bianca, what are you doing?!" he exclaimed. "You can't just go around handing money to people!"
"But it was Ariel!" she exclaimed. Trip grabbed the rest of the money from her hand.
"Leave the finance to the financial advisor, okay?" he asked. He walked back up the stairs and in to the control room.
"Welcome, welcome!" Meowth said to entering club members. "We hope you have a great time here at the House of Stuben! Eh?" He stopped when Lady and the Tramp walked in and began growling. "I'M NOT SIAMESE IF YOU PLEASE!" he yelled, running away. The two ran after him, their four puppies following close behind.
"Meowth, wait!" Bianca yelled. "You guys can't leave me all by myself!"
"Welcome to the House of Stephan!" Stephan said, on stage. He was dressed up in a tuxedo, a piece of toilet paper hanging out of his pant leg.
"The lady at the desk told me his name was Stuart," Jasmine whispered to Aurora.
"No, no, my name is Stephan," he said, overhearing them. "I'm gonna have to talk to my girlfriend about that…" he cleared his throat. "Anyway, today we've got a great show today! About…uh…" he stopped. What was the show supposed to be about? "CUE THE FOOD!" he yelled.
Cilan and half the penguins from Mary Poppins entered the room, carrying trays of food. "I've got the finest cuisine—Hey!" he shouted. One of Lady's puppies had knocked a plate of food out of his hand, causing hot soup to get on the serving dome as it fell. "NO!" he shouted. "NOT MY LOVELY SERVING DOME!" He gasped as Lucifer the cat began licking at one of the spoons. "NO! MY BEAUTIFUL SPOON! COATED IN CAT SALIVA!" He bent down and tried to pick everything up, but was only knocked in to the mess on the floor by the Mad Hatter.
Bathroom Confessional
(Cilan)
"My beautiful soup…and spoon…and serving dome…RUINED!"
(Steven)
"This is a disaster! I don't have a show, Bianca told everyone the wrong name, Cilan is a mess, AND THE PRODUCERS STILL WON'T WRITE THE RIGHT NAME IN THE BATHROOM CONFESSIONAL!"
Stephan laughed nervously as the penguins swept Cilan away. "Uh…would anyone like to perform?" he asked quietly.
"No one performs like Gaston!" Gaston announced, marching on stage. He began singing his theme song, naming all of the things no one can do like Gaston.
Trip sighed in the control room, tossing his headphones on to the table. "Make sure he can't get away, Serperior." The snake nodded, tightening its coils.
"I have more jurisdiction here than you do," Phineas growled.
Trip shrugged. "Tell someone who cares."
"You will care when I get out of here," he snarled. "Once I win the million, I'll—"
"You'll what?" Trip asked, sitting up. "Destroy our world? Angel's been there, done that."
"I can make it a whole lot worse," Phineas growled.
Trip leaned back in his chair and yawned. "Wake me up when I care…"
House of Hedgehog, Team Y
"I'm hosting," Sonic said, pointing at himself. The Y's were backstage, deciding who was doing what.
"And why's that?" Melaney asked, crossing her arms.
"Because I'm the most well-known character here," he said proudly. "Except for Pikachu, but that thing can't talk very well." Pikachu was not pleased with this.
"I'll work with the finance and stuff," Melaney volunteered.
"Great," Joey muttered. "Get ready to buy pink fluffy unicorns jumping on rainbows…"
"Joey can work the doorway place thing!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Wait, what?" the red fox said. "I'm not greeting people at a stupid door—"
Melaney pointed her tranquillizer gun at him. "Yes you are. And Angel's going to work at the front desk and watch over you."
"No I'm not," Angel said stubbornly. "And if you point that thing at me I'll do something to your skull. And it won't be pretty."
"I don't have a skull," Olaf threw in. "Or bones."
Brock cleared his throat, trying to get over the extra awkwardness the snowman had made. "I'll be the chef I guess. Ash, Misty, you wanna help?"
"Sure," the two replied, shrugging.
"I'll do the technical stuff upstairs," Tails said.
"Great!" Zoey exclaimed. "And I'll watch Angel and Joey to make sure nobody dies in the lobby or gets anyone thrown in jail!"
"No promises," Angel mumbled.
"Let's go do this!" Sonic said excitedly. The group took their positions, ready to start.
"Welcome, welcome," Joey said in a bored voice. "Seat yourselves, because this is a very boring job." The crowd began filing in, many of them giving him confused looks.
Angel raised an eyebrow, talking to Snow White. "So you seriously married a man you had just met that day?!"
"Mhm," Snow White said, nodding enthusiastically.
"Dude!" Angel exclaimed. "I haven't even told my real name to a guy I've been dating for like two and a half months! And you married someone you'd just met that day! That's… that's—"
"Let it go, Angel," Zoey said, walking over. "You can go in," she said sympathetically to the princess. She and the dwarfs filed in to the theater. "What are you doing?!" Zoey whispered.
"Putting up with crazy people," Angel replied stubbornly. "Seriously! These princesses are…ugh…"
Zoey crossed her arms. "Hey, they all got better over time. After all, you're friends with Anna. And she tried to marry a man she had just met too!"
"Yeah," Angel countered, "After she had been shut up in a castle for thirteen years all by herself! Princess 'I'm so amazing because I'm the first full-length Disney movie' lived in a house with seven little dudes! In what world is that lonely?!"
"Easy," Zoey replied with a shrug. "They were all homosexual."
"What?!" Angel exclaimed.
"I'm kidding," Zoey said with a smile, rolling her eyes. "You know. Hopefully." She walked away, leaving Angel by herself at the front desk again.
"Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" Olaf said, standing next to Joey and waving at everybody. "I also don't have a skull!"
"Move it! Move it! Out of the way!" a voice came from outside. A dark figure with flaming blue hair entered the lobby, shoving people out of the way. He looked around angrily. "I've got to have a little chat with the icy blue Elsa rip-off who's trying to weasel her way out of a deal she made!" He grabbed Angel by the hood of her sweatshirt before she could disappear under the counter. "YOU!" he yelled, his hair now flaming red. The crowd screamed, all of them running in to the theater as quickly as possible.
"Hey, Hades," Angel said, trying to cover up her fear. The fire on his head was making her nervous. "Long time no see!"
Hades growled and snapped his fingers, teleporting the two outside. He dropped her on the ground with a loud thump. "Listen here, Angelcakes," he said, pacing back and forth angrily. "Do you remember the little deal we made before I sent you back up here when you died? You promised to pay me back in some way, in some form, SOON. Well I've been growing awfully IMPATIENT!" Angel backed away as his hair flamed up again momentarily. "It's been two months since then, and I've gotten SQUAT BACK!"
"That is clearly not my fault," Angel said, rubbing a speck of dirt off her face.
"I'm not done yet!" Hades said, still pacing. "Then, about a week ago, you little weasel kitsune fox thing dies, and then that stupid Marowak brings HIM out of the Underworld!"
"Underworld," Angel repeated to herself.
"You're not the only one with secrets, snow cone," he continued. "So, in the quickest way possible, please explain to me, WHY YOU'RE ENJOYING LIFE HERE ON EARTH, AND I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING BACK FROM YOU!"
"I told you I'd pay you back at some point," she snapped, standing up. "And there's no way he could've been sent to the Underworld. If you haven't noticed, he's supposedly 'pure-hearted' and 'would never do anything wrong.'"
"Yeah," Hades said sarcastically. "Because killing nine people would totally get you sent to heaven. Well, I better get going, get back to the dead people," he said, getting ready to leave. "I'm telling ya kid, he belongs down there."
Angel scoffed. "I'll believe that when hell freezes over."
"That might just happen if you don't get your debt paid and I HAVE TO SEND YOU DOWN THERE!" he yelled. "Goodbye." He snapped his fingers and was gone.
Angel shook her head and turned to the door, only to see Tails standing there. There was a few seconds of silence before he finally said something.
"Why didn't you tell me you went to the Underworld?"
"Why didn't you tell me you went to the Underworld?!"
"Why don't you tell me anything?!"
"Why don't you tell me anything?!"
"Will you stop that?!"
"Will you stop that?!"
"Ugh!"
"Ugh!"
Tails rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You went to the Underworld and you didn't tell me?!"
"You didn't tell me either!" Angel exclaimed. "We just went through this two seconds ago!"
He sighed, pacing back and forth in front of the building. "Yeah, I didn't tell you anything. One thing. That's it! Gee, let's look at the billion things you haven't told me! You waited until the worst time possible to say that you were part of Team Plasma, you literally waited until I was dead to tell admit you love me, I just found out yesterday that you had anything to do with Elsa, I still don't know why in God's name you have a metal knee, which, by the way, took about a hundred robots and a trash chute to find out, and who knows what else there could be!"
"I don't tell you things because I don't want to end up hurting you!" she shouted back. "Why tell you something when you're just going to end up in deep crap for even knowing? I'm trying to protect you—"
"I'm done with people protecting me!" he exclaimed. "My life has been a whole bunch of people trying to save my butt. You, Sonic, Knuckles, everybody! Why? What's so special about me? What makes my life any more valuable than yours? I survived the Games! I can protect myself!"
"Love is putting someone else's needs in front of your own!" Angel burst out.
"What?" Tails asked.
Angel sighed. "It's an Abnegation thing…and an Olaf thing." She looked up at him. "Look, if I had to choose between my life, and your life, it's obvious that I choose your life. It's the same thing with needs."
"Okay," Tails began. "But if you had to choose between my safety and my needs, you'd choose my safety."
"Right."
"But what if I want it the other way around?" he asked. "And then what if wants are like needs, which make wants like love, which means you'd have to choose my needs."
Angel opened her mouth to protest, but nothing came out.
Tails crossed his arms and smirked. "There. I just punched a hole in your Olaf-Abnegation thing."
She snorted. "You're a jerk."
"I love you too," he said with a grin, then went inside.
House of Hedgehog, Team Y
"Hello?" Melaney said in to the phone. "Yeah, hi. I need three pink fluffy unicorns jumping on rainbows for the next act. When do they need to be here? I don't know, in the next five minutes would be nice." There was a long pause. "Well excuse me, sir, but there is no need to use language like that!" Another pause. "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN YOUR FITTING ROOMS!" she shouted, then hung up.
Morgan walked in to the room. "What are you doing?" she asked awkwardly.
"Nothing," Melaney said, scribbling something down. She looked up. "Do you think you can steal the hat of Fantasia and do some magic?"
"I can just do magic myself," Morgan replied.
"Does your magic make pink fluffy unicorns jump on rainbows?" she asked.
"No," Morgan answered after a few seconds.
"Then I guess you need the hat of Fantasia," Melaney said, going back to scribbling.
Ash burst in to the room. "People…want…pink…fluffy…unicorns…" he panted, holding a plate of salad with a crab centered in the middle. Sebastian pinched him on the nose and jumped off.
"There is no way I'm kissing the grill," he said before scurrying off.
Brock burst in to the room next. "Lumiere wants someone to get up there and be a guest," he said quickly. "Has anyone seen my trusty frying pan? Wait," he stood still for a few seconds. "What am I doing?! There's a million pretty girls out there!" he rushed out of the room, only for Zoey to come in next.
"Have you seen either Joey or Angel?" she asked quickly.
"Haven't seen Joey," Morgan answered. "You seriously can't find Angel? Just look for the cameras that are watching her and Tails every. Five. Dang. Seconds."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Ash asked.
"Too much screen time," Morgan said irritably.
"SHUSH!" Melaney yelled, on the phone. "No, no, not you!" she said to the person on the other line. "So, yeah, can they get here in like five minutes?"
"What is she—" Ash began to ask.
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!" Melaney yelled. "No, no, not you! Please don't hang up! N-n-no please don't—"
Click.
She sighed and threw the phone on the table. "Where's Olaf?" she asked.
"Hi I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!" Olaf said, waddling in to the room.
"Olaf!" Morgan exclaimed. "We need you to get up there and sing In Summer."
"Okay," Olaf answered. "Why?"
"Because we don't have any acts."
"Why?"
"Because Melaney's horrible at her job."
"Why?"
"I'm not horrible at my job!"
"JUST GO SING!" everyone exclaimed.
"Okay!" Olaf said happily, skipping away to the stage. A few seconds later they could hear Sonic yelling before Olaf began his musical number.
Sonic shuddered, walking in to the room. "He's creepy."
"How so?" Ash asked.
"His head comes off like it's nothing, he says the most awkward things at the weirdest times, and oh yeah, HE'S A TALKING SNOWMAN." Sonic stated. "So what's the next act?"
Melaney scoffed. "Are you kidding? He's the ONLY act."
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT THEN?!" Sonic exclaimed.
Morgan grabbed the hat of Fantasia and placed it on his head. "Be a wizard for the day."
"I already did that," he mumbled. "Like two days ago."
Joey burst in to the room. "Where's Angel?!" he exclaimed. "Cruella De Vil looks like she's more interested in fox fur than Dalmatian now…"
"JOEY!" Melaney exclaimed, standing up. "HE CAN BE SIMBA! I mean…HE CAN BE THE NEXT ACT!"
Joey laughed. "That's funny."
"I'm not joking."
"Well what do you want me to do?" Joey snapped. "Dress in drag and do the hula?!"
One Olaf number later…
"Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Emboar here because he is a treat! Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line! Are ya achin'? For some bacon? He's a big pig, you can be a big pig too! Oy!"
Joey finished his act, which only resulted in a few confused mumbles among the crowd.
"Hey!" Timon exclaimed. "That's OUR thing!"
"See?" Melaney said nervously. "Told you we'd find another act…"
Sonic slapped his forehead. "We're so gonna lose…"
House of Steven, Team X
"And that's why," Bianca finished, "technically reindeer are not better than people, but equal." She got off the stage, finishing her speech.
"Thank you, Bianca," Stephan said dully. "Sorry reindeer," he whispered as soon as she walked away. "And in the next act we have…oh jeez…Meowth trying to burp up a medallion." As soon as he finished he rushed off stage and in to the back. "What do we have for other acts, Amy?!"
Amy looked down at her clipboard. "We have…nobody up next. We're so going to lose this challenge."
"No loses challenges like Gaston!" Gaston announced, randomly marching through the room.
"How'd he get in here?" Stephan asked.
"Never mind that," Amy said quickly. "I can't get the stupid coffeemaker to work. Can you go get Trip?"
"Okay," Stephan said. He climbed up the stairs in to the control room and gasped at what he saw. Trip's Pokemon laid fainted on the floor, Phineas with a ray gun in his hand. Trip looked like he had taken a beating too, but was still fighting, holding a metal chair over his head. "Whoa!" Stephan exclaimed.
Phineas whipped around and attempted to shoot at him, only missing by a few inches. Trip tackled him to the ground from behind and pinned him to the floor. "You're not getting away that easily!"
"Get off me!" Phineas yelled. He shot the ray gun off in the air, allowing him the chance to escape. He pushed Trip off him and punched him in the face. "You're never going to vote me off! I don't care how hard you try to get rid of me!"
Trip kicked him in the head. "Don't pretend like we don't see through your goody-two-shoes act!" he yelled. "You've got it in for all of us! Help me, Steven!"
"MY NAME IS—oh, never mind!" Stephan grabbed Phineas by the back of his shirt, pinning him against the wall.
"Stay back!" Phineas yelled. He raised his gun and pointed it at the control panel, causing the beam to hit a button. The stereos began beeping.
"What was that?" Trip asked.
"Building set to self-destruct in T-30 seconds."
"Self-destruct button," Stephan groaned. "Stupid Disney…"
A few seconds later the building blew up, sending Disney and Total Drama competitors alike flying across the street.
"What happened?" Melaney asked from the other building, looking out the window.
"It looks like an explosion," Olaf said, rubbing his snowy chin.
"Really?" Sonic asked sarcastically. "You think so?"
"I do…" Olaf said thoughtfully.
Chris burst in to the room. "And Team Y wins the challenge! I'd tell the X's to head to the Elimination Room, but there might not be any left…"
Elimination Room, Team X
"Team X," Chris began. "You guys seem to lose a lot. An AWFUL lot. Anyway, the following contestants are safe: Amy, Cilan, Meowth, Stephan, and Bianca." Trip and Phineas sat nervously, neither with marshmallow. "And the last marshmallow goes to…Tri—"
"Hold it right there!" a voice boomed from outside. A tall, huge, black cat entered the train, towering over the others.
"Hey!" Chris exclaimed, crossing his arms. "Who do you think you are?!"
"I'm Pete," the cat replied, pointing to himself. "And this little Dorito-headed kid is a pure Disney," he explained. "You keep him here or—"
"Or what?" Chris challenged.
"Or I'll sue ye for the damages," Pete said darkly, holding up a piece of paper. Chris looked as if he were going to throw up when he saw the numbers.
"And the final cupcake goes to Phineas!" he said quickly.
"What?!" Trip exclaimed.
"Sorry dude," Chris said with a shrug. "I was hoping he'd be gone too." Pete grabbed Trip and jumped off the train as Chris turned to the camera. "That's another one gone? How much longer will the teams stick around? How will Phineas avoid getting voted off? Will my close financial calls ever catch up with me? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Universe!"
Episode 25's done! Yay! School's almost out. Just gotta hang in there for a couple more weeks, then I can screw it all! God my grades have been jumping all over the place, I usually do pretty good, but my math grade is poop (according to my standards) and my science grade is pretty much holy. Almost out of eighth grade. Wanna know where I go to high school? Half way across town .1 miles away! Woohoo! So Q of the Week: You must pick one OC (original character) and one canon (real) character to ship together. No choosing Tails and Angel! You have to pick two others. And none of this "I don't understand the question biz" (unless you PM about it or something, then I'll be happy to explain :D) YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION AND YOU MUST GIVE SUPPORT AND YOU MUST NOT SOUND LIKE YOUR TEACHER WHEN YOU LEAVE AUTHOR NOTES! Sorry I couldn't find any other way to word it. See ya later!