Me: This chapter revokes around the gang and not really May. Don't worry, it's funny. Well, I think it's funny. Anyways, enjoy and I do not own Pokemon.
May: Hey! So, we aren't going to talk?
Me: No.
May: Why?
Me: Because there is nothing to say?
Drew groaned as he ran his fingers through his hair, "That has to be the worst flight in the history of flights." The boys murmured in agreement as the girls rose an eyebrow in confusion and curiosity.
"How so?" Dawn asked. Paul rolled his eyes.
"I had you as my airplane partner," he grumbled bitterly, causing the bluenette to huff in annoyance.
"You must be lying because I know for a fact, that I'm not!" she cried, Paul had to cover his ears so he wouldn't lose the ability to hear. Dawn was so loud that it seems that the whole airport stopped what they were doing and all eyes turn towards them.
"God, Troublesome, do you have to be so noisy?" he growled, shooting a quick glare to Dawn who crossed her arms and huffed. However, she didn't say anything in response.
Misty turned to the remaining boys, "So, how was that airplane flight so horrible, anyways?"
When Misty saw Leaf grinning from ear to ear, the redhead knew that whatever the problem was, she was the source of it all. "Okay, so Leaf and I were having a debate over who was better; Harry Potter," Gary begun to explained until Leaf cut him off.
"It's Happy Potter," she corrected him with a board grin. Gary rolled his eyes.
"It's unbelievable you won the argument and yet, you still don't know the right way on how to say his name. Now, for the last time, it's Harry Potter. Instead of two P's are two R's," Gary said. He shook his head and return back to the story, "Anyways. The bet was between who is better. I voted for Transformers while Leaf said that Harry Potter or Happy Potter in her case, pwn Transformers. I said that Harry Potter was gay followed by, Leaf mention about the rumor that Harley and I are dating. Which may I add, is not true," he quickly added after his friends winced at the following words of 'Harley,' 'him,' and 'dating' in the same sentence.
"I denied it instantly and said on how I don't swing that way. Then, this random gay man started a riot with me. Out of nowhere! I didn't even know this guy!" Gary sighed dramatically, "I can't even finish the story."
Leaf, who was still grinning, stepped next to Gary and pushed him away, "That's okay, GarBear! I'll finish it!"
Then grin turn into a malicious smirk as she added, "Or would you whether watch it?"
"You didn't!" Gary gasped, totally mortified that Leaf got the whole thing on film.
"Oh, but I did." She pulled out her camera and pushed play. Until that moment, the girls were bursting with laughter and could hardly even breathe. The guys stood there in horror as they watched the mini movie made against Gary's will. Speaking of which, was frozen in fear.
But slowly, he muttered three words that caught Leaf's attention, "Your dead, Green."
Leaf shrieked, practically throwing the camera into Misty's hands as she ran for her life. Gary didn't waste anytime to let Leaf get away, charging himself straight after her. It wasn't all that easy, Leaf wasn't just going in one straight direction, she made all different sharp turns and zigzags. Gary wouldn't really see them coming so he'll run into things and people.
Drew was side watching the video Leaf made, not really watching it but listening to the conservation. That all changed when an uh-so familiar voice rang in Drew's ears. Drew turns his head to the side and saw the man on the plane that flirted with him. His eyes widened, rushing to camera; grabbing it on the frame as if to get a better look.
"That's the guy who tried to flirt with me too! Leaf said that I was gay and was looking for a lover! Now, I have to kill Leaf also. Leaf!" he roared before joining Gary to kill Leaf.
"Drew too? Is there a sequel or something?" Misty asked Dawn who shrugged.
Brendan peered his over Misty's shoulder and groaned, causing Misty and Dawn to turn around. "The man tried to flirt with me until Athena stopped him." The white haired man turned to his girlfriend, "I thank you for your supreme jealously."
Athena smiled, "I welcome you as well."
The two friends shrugged and went back to watching the video, giggling.
"Man, Leaf is such a genius," Dawn said.
With Leaf
Leaf was a fast runner; always had been and possibly forever be. She used to be on track and cross country before going into high school. She would be on the team in high school as well but sadly doesn't have the time. Ranked the fastest runner in state and was the captain of the team. Poor Gary didn't even have a chance to begin with. It was soon summed up two people chasing her. And that person is Drew Hayden.
Leaf shrugged.
"He must've heard that I was the one who sent the gay dude to him," Leaf mumbled to herself.
BAM!
Speaking of gay dudes, Leaf, unfortunately, ran into one. Talk about curse her luck. Leaf took a step back and sheepishly grinned at the one and only, Harley Bing.
"Hiya girlfriend!" he cried, flipping his hair over his shoulder.
Leaf silently started whimpering at her misfortunate, to be exact, until Gary and Drew came over. They froze in shock at the sight of Harley. Gary and Harley had a misunderstanding with the whole gay rumor that Leaf made up. Gary cast a glare over to Leaf, mentally reminding her that he'll kill her later. And for the whole Drew thing…Harley is Harley. He just makes Drew feel uncomfortable, especially those green tights (not that he was looking down there or anything, it's just that they are very noticeable.) and the long hair that seems impossible for hair to grow that long on a male's body. Rethinking that if Harley is a male.
Leaf grinned, "Harley! Look, its Drew and Gary!"
Harley gasped, shoving Leaf to the side. Luckily, Gary caught her before she hit the ground.
"Drew Hayden and Gary Oak! OMG! I can not believe you are here!" he exclaimed.
Drew forced a polite smile along his handsome features and Harley nearly squealed. "Yes, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, darling! If you must know, I am here because Petalburg is the only city that sells my pants! I have to look fashionable, don't I?" he giggled.
"Uh, sure!" Gary said, not really that sure. Leaf tried to make her escape but Gary had a locked arm around her waist, preventing her from running off. Harley noticed the arm around Green's waist and sneered, clearly upset about their 'seems to be' relationship. Gary saw this and knew now that he was safe from Harley's dangerous, endless flirting.
Harley turned to Drew and smile, "I guess you are all mine, then, huh?"
Gary wordlessly cheered as if the Wicked Witch of the East had died, thankful for Leaf's presence. Drew glared over Harley's shoulder, watching Gary celebrating. He stared at Leaf as if he was saying 'give her here, Oak.'
Gary stopped his cheering, shook his head and giving the green haired teenage boy a smirk. Then mouthed the words, 'No way, Drewie!'
"Now, sweetie, I think we should stay in the same hotel room and have a romantic dinner. After that," Harley smiled a smile that made Drew want to run and hide. "We'll make love."
Drew's eyes widened like saucers and same for Gary, bringing back some painful memories on the plane. Leaf grinned, but gave the spiky haired teen a side-hug in a soothingly manner.
Drew pleaded to the Gods' above for someone, anyone to save him from Harley.
"Hey! What are you doing with my man?" A voice called, collecting everyone's attention. Leaf grinned and Gary went back into a shocked state. It was so loud that it brought Misty, Dawn, Athena, Brendan, Ash, and Paul over to the others, seeing what all the drama was about. Ash saw Harley and immediately hid behind Misty as if she's a shield.
"Your man?" Dawn asked.
The gay man smiled and flung an arm around Drew's shoulders, much to Harley's and Drew's displeasure.
Through gritted teeth, Harley asked, "Your dating Drew? Aren't you a little young for him?"
"You can't stop true love, young man," he said, giving Drew a kiss on the cheek. Drew went pale. Dawn cupped her mouth and Misty chuckled to herself. She almost exploded in laughter when she saw Leaf recording it all on tape, making a sequel. Leaf became aware of that Misty saw the tape in her hands, pointing to the camera and mouthed, "Sequel!"
Though, now that Misty thought about it. Didn't she have Leaf's camera earlier, to watch the video on the airplane ride? Misty tilted her head to the side at the thought, wondering on how many cameras Leaf has.
Harley stepped up the man, "Look, I had my eyes on Drew since freshman year!" he started, the last two words were super high causing the girls go a bit tingling inside, a sign that they couldn't hold in the humor. Harley poked the man in the chest, "And I would not have some old creeper telling me that Drew and you are boyfriend and boyfriend!"
The man huffed, taking his arm off of Drew to snap his fingers in a 'Z' formation.
"For the record, I'm not old! I'm mid aged if I died at forty," Drew rolled his eyes, adding in, 'Yes, because everyone dies at the age of 40.' "And secondly, if you've been chasing after Drewie since freshman year then that obviously means that he's not interested."
Harley's lip went up into a snarl as his glare locked on the man's own. "You did not just say that."
The man smirked, "I think I did." They both looked at each other for a long period of time. Not saying a word at all, Drew broke the silence.
"Look, I'm not into either of you guys! Stop flirting with me and my friends!" Drew exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air.
Both of the gay men turn to Drew, Harley started laughing, ruffling his locks. "Oh, I'm so over you now!"
Gary's jaw dropped, "What? Since when?"
"Well, I looked into his eyes and I could tell that he was into me. And I was getting a little turned on by his glaze," he said, grabbing the man by the waist and pulling him in. Leaf gagged and turned away.
"Oh, you bet so, big boy," the man cooed, squeezing Harley's butt cheek. Ash fainted, bringing Misty down as well and Paul ran to the trashcan to throw up.
"How did you guys know that he was into you and you were into him? It was like you two were having a silent conservation," Athena observed. Harley giggled and winked.
"It's a gay thing, sweetheart," and with that, Harley and the man walked away.
Leaf grinned as she pushed the 'stop record button,' "And cut!"
Gary rolled his eyes and all of them headed off to hotel and get their rooms.
With Tony
It was dark gloomy night down in the abandon lumber factory, it was silent and he knew that May was probably asleep. Right now, he was in the kitchen with a cup of coffee and newspaper on the table. He wasn't reading the paper at all; his focus remained on the phone pressed against his ear. He was writing down notes on the newspaper with an old pencil. The owner of the voice on the other line wanted one more person than May. Now, Tony needed to come and get her.
Me: Ooh! Cliffhanger-in a way. Who is this person that requested May's partner and who do you think wants them dead? There are two people and a lot of hints; some are in Death Wish as well. Have fun and if you are in my contest, can you message me. I forgot to go and read them…I also forgot who is entering. Peace!
Drew: Uh, R&R?