A/N: This one's from Snape to Harry. It's pretty self-explanatory. I tried to put in the sarcastic kind of humor that a lot of Hermione/Severus fics portray him to have. Dont know if it worked though..
DISCLAIMER: I'M MAKING NO MONEY FROM THIS. :(
Potter,
You dunderhead. Just what do you mean by naming your son after me? If you think I will willingly sacrifice my safety and life to save him from crazy future Dark Lords, I must remind you I am already dead and would not agree to such stupidity in any case.
Twenty points from Gryffindor for your sheer lack of consideration.
Professor Snape.
PS: The Dark Lord has gone straight down to the depths of Hell; we have not seen him up here yet, anyway. Not that there should have been any doubt.
Review!
-Sana