ChibiDialga: Ughhhh! Fight Chapters! I hate writing them!

Master Hand: Stop being such a baby!

Crazy: I don't get it. She don't look like no baby?

Master Hand: *Face Palm*

ChibuDialga: How do you even do a face palm if your just a hand?

Chapter 23: Fight? Pit vs Diddy Kong?

Pit had been dreading this day, just as the author had. But Diddy on the other hand was ready too kick some butt. It'd been quiet a while since he had been fighting, and he wasn't ready to get rusty yet!

Diddy stared at the fruits that lay before him. He licked his lips joyously as he viciously ate the juicy substance. Donkey Kong came over too him and almost fainted. His legs swooped into the air and his feet made contact with Diddys face. " Ooh ooooh ahh haaa ooh eeehh ooh!" ( Why the hell are you eating all of mah fruits?)

"Ooh" ( I need energy! )

"Ahh" ( Energy my ass, go get some of your own.)

"Eeh!" (Fine!) Diddy stomped out of the house, grumbling things that don't need to be said out loud.

Slowly he stopped in his tracks, pondering on where he should go. Realization hit him hard in the head. He just got kicked out of his own house.

Groaning loudly in distress, he plopped down on the concrete floor. What to do? He was hungry and wanted something to eat. Where to go, he wondered.

Think. Where should you go if you want an endless supply of food? Kirby? No, there was no way that the pink puffball would share food. Who else was kind enough to give food to the needy?

Diddy clapped his hands in glee as he ran over to the perfect house.

Pit sighed. He was bored. There was literally nothing to do. No one would spend time with him, since they all say that he should be training for his big match today, but he just wasn't in the mood.

What made it worse was that he loved all by himself, forever alone. There was only one thing to do at a time like this!

Walking over to a corner, he sobbed quietly in his knees. Only an hour left till His match with Diddy should begin.

Diddy, huh? He never really talked to the crazy monkey. Not that he could understand him. All that ever came from him was 'ooohs' and 'ahhs'. Maybe on the rare occasion some 'eehs' as well.

Pit sighed, usually he would be with lady Palutena and Pitto, but they both weren't here due to different situations. Living alone in a huge house in the sky isn't as fun as you may think.

"Oh ooh ahh ooh!" (Thank you!) Diddy yelled as he stuffed his face with the rainbow fruits. The green dinosaur in front of him smiled warmly. "Yo Yoshi." (Its nice to have company)

Diddy nodded enthusiastically and resumed his eating. Yoshi happily watched him eat. It made him remember his past with the baby Mario bros. oh the nostalgia.

Sighing, Diddy rubbed his swelled up stomach. He wiped his face and looked at nearby clock, only too see his match began in 10 minutes. He jumped out of his chair but found it hard to move. Ooh! Ooh ooh ahh! ( Crap! I ate too much! )

Diddy excused himself from Yoshis residence and walked over to the stadium.

Master Hand and Crazy were seated in the commenters booth, ready to watch the match that will unfold today. " Ooooohhhhh a match between an angel and a monkey! I cant wait!" Crazy chimed as he bounced up and down.

Master Hand face palmed somehow and sighed. "Let's hope it's a good one."

Crazy smiled wickedly. "It's time to get the match started!" Cheers erupted from the booths. "In this corner, we have Pit the angel who can't even fly without his goddess to give him the power of flight!"

Pit grumbled as he walked on to the stage. He glared at the commenters booth as he waved to the crowd. Whistles were heard from all around him, that cheered him up. Barely.

Crazy clapped as he announced he challenger, "On this side we have..." Crazy stopped mid way as he saw the challenger. "The fat ass monkey that needs to lose weight, Diddy Kong!"

The audience clapped but were confused on what Crazy had just said. Diddy wasn't that fat, was he? The claps stopped as Diddy came on stage.

Pit gasped as he saw who he was gonna face. The monkey looked sickly and was almost as round as a beach ball.

Match: Flightless Angel Pit vs Fatty Monkey Diddy Kong

Stage: Rumble Falls

Music: Bramble Blast

Time: 2 minutes

Reward: $3000

Pit stayed where he was for a while before the stage started moving. He jumped up the platforms and watched below as Diddy struggled to get up.

Pit squeezed his eyes shut as Diddy Kong put a hand over his mouth, trying to get up the platforms without having to puke. "Stop the match! No contest!" Pit yelled.

Diddy looked up at Pit, shocked at what he had just done. Master Hand pressed the stop contest button as the stage reverted to a plain one. "No contest!" Master Hand announced as the audience booed and groaned.

Not being able to hold it back any longer, Diddy puked on the stage floor.

Match: Considerate Angel Pit vs Puking Money Diddy Kong

Winner: None

Reward: Not given

Master Hand sighed as he hurried over to the stage. "umm sorry for a the inconvenience but we will make it up to you with-

Match: Zelda vs Peach vs Rosalina vs Zero Suit Samus vs Wii Fit Trainer

Contest: Clothing

Reward: Beauty ribbon

The fashion show between the ladies started after that as that was emergency code 653. Diddy was rushed over to Dr. Mario who sighed at the green monkey.

Pit went back home and plopped on his bed. "That was very kind of you, pit. I'm proud."

"Yeah, I know. I mean it wouldn't feel right if I fought him like that."

"You made the right choice that others wouldn't."

"Like Pitto?"

"Hey! I would've forfeited the match too!"

"Would you?"

"My Lady!"

Pit laughed. Guess he won't be lonely for a little.

Next match will be against Kirby and Ike.

ChibiDialga: Review and say who you want to win the beauty contest!

Master Hand: Poor Diddy.

ChibiDialga: Heh! Good thing he got sick, I didn't have to write a fight scene!

Master Hand: You're really a cold person aren't you!

ChibiDialga: I will be if people don't review!

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