Seventeen are left. One more will leave. Two teams are here. Eight on one team, seven on the other. That's a lot of numbers.
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Brown
Ganondorf was looking for some firewood, and accidentally bumped into Wario.
Wario: Watch it, bub.
Ganondorf: Whatever.
Wario kept on walking, and Ganondorf paused.
Ganondorf: Say, were you the one who didn't vote for Geno?
Wario: What do you mean?
Ganondorf: Were you the one who voted for Ness?
Wario: I hate everybody here.
Ganondorf: So, you hate that kid, that dinosaur guy, that 2-D person, and that purple thing?
Wario: Good names.
Ganondorf: Vote with me and Pit, and we can take down their alliance. They are a HUGE threat.
Wario: Hmm... I never really thought that strategically. What the heck, I'll help you guys out.
Peppy: Challenge time!
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Peppy: Ever want some pure violence?
Wario: Yeah!
Snake: Woohoo!
Peppy: Well, everyone has to pick up this giant log, and bash down this giant wall made of bricks. First team to completely bash down their wall wins! That winning team gets toilet paper! The losing team gets to see Exile Island. Brown team, sit out one person.
Pikachu: Pika.
Peppy: Okay, Pikachu's sitting out. Teams, get ready, GO!
They all held on the their giant logs, and acted like maniacs trying to get the wall to break.
Pit: 1...2...3... AAHHHH!!!
Luigi: CHARGE'A!
It was very funny, and eventually the teams got some holes in their walls.
Pit: I got it! We'll tape Wario to the other side of the log and feed him some beans!
Wario: I like this challenge!
The Cyan team almost had their wall done.
Pit: Ready, Wario?
Wario: Ready.
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Peppy: The Brown team wins! Choose one person to go to Exile.
Pit: We choose Diddy Kong.
Peppy: Well, then. Diddy Kong it is. Cyan team, get ready for your immunity challenge. Brown team, you can relax.
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Cyan
Kirby was crying and everyone was surrounding him.
Kirby: Waaahhh!!!!
Marth: I have one thing to say, get over it! He was mean to you anyway.
Kirby: But he was my friend!
Marth: We can be your friends. I think everyone here is willing.
Kirby: I miss Yoshi!
Link: Here, maybe some sand will cheer you up.
He handed a bucket of sand to Kirby.
Kirby: Woah, what's in this stuff? It's awesome!
Link: The sand cures all!
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Brown
Ganondorf, Pit, and Wario were meeting.
Ganondorf: So... Krystal, Ness, Mr. Game and Watch, or Bowser?
Wario: Bowser's strong.
Pit: Mr. Game and Watch might have the immunity idle.
Ganondorf: Ness or Krystal? Hmm...
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Cyan
Their challenge had started with Colonel standing. Diddy Kong was brought back.
Colonel: See these nine sets of monkey bars? First one to finish wins. Get ready, set, go!
Bowser broke his monkey bars.
Bowser: Geez!
Diddy Kong was moving pretty fast.
Diddy Kong: Well, they are monkey bars.
Link: Cheater.
Colonel: He still wins! Diddy Kong, nobody can vote for you.
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Master Hand: Hahaha, I see that you are a pathetic team. Well, vote!
Kirby: Sigh....
Link: Sigh....
Snake: Pie....
Master Hand: Let me read the votes. First vote, Link. Second vote, Kirby. Third vote, Link. Fourth vote, Marth. Fifth, Marth. Sixth vote, Marth. Seventh, Link. Eighth vote, Marth. Ninth, Marth. Sixth member of the jury, Marth. Sorry, sweetheart. You're done.
Snake: Want to go out?
Marth: I'M NOT A GIRL!
Marth took of his shirt, revealing a guy's chest.
Snake: Woah...
Falco: Wicked plastic surgery.
Marth: Don't they get it? I'M A GUY!