Chapter 25: Ransom Crisis
Comments on the reviews
Vectigal: Yes, yes, I'm trying to plan some of this stuff
SouthParkSuperFan: Indeed and did you just change your username?
Loli: Thanks. Still trying to recover
Guest 1, 2 & Lisa: No comment
Stendy and Lui: Alright. See how it goes here
Guest 3: Bloody yeah!
Guest 4: So true
Guest 5: Just like in the Jaws and the Piranha movies
Guest 6 & 9: Let me think about it...
Guest 7: If you say so...
Broomy and Guest 8: And that is why I am doing the planning
Ches: Uh, okay...
Brunni: Looks very challenging...
Guest 10: Strange...
Guest 11: Ouch...
Lue: I know. Okay, I'm working on it.
Ecofenac: What?
Guest 12: Wow...
Well, getting rid of 3 groups of people was a piece of cake. Now Malibu won't have to worry about them anymore.
Anyways, the sun has risen and at the villa, the gang is still resting.
In the room, Clyde, Token, Tweek and Craig are still asleep. Their room is decorated with video game posters. One has a picture Gabriel Angelos from the WH40K series, another has a picture of Maiev Shadowsong from the Warcraft Franchise and another has a picture of Hierach Artanis from the StarCraft 2 trilogy.
Then, the door opened and Jenny, Nichole, Millie and Esther entered the room. "Okay girls. Go to your respective boyfriends and get ready." Nichole ordered. They got message and went to their beds. Once ready, "Okay, 1, 2, 3!"
The 4 girls bend down and kissed their guys waking them up.
"Gah! Oh Millie. Aren't you a lovely sight to wake up to?" said Tweek as he pulled her for a kiss. "Mmmm..." They kissed for a few minutes.
"I'm so tired. I wanna go back to sleep." said Clyde as he pulled Jenny to him. "With you." He whispered through her ear and kissed her cheek as he went for her neck and kissed it. Jenny blushed as Clyde covered himself and his girl.
"Well sweetheart. That was unexpected but a warm welcoming." said Token as he sat up and Nichole blushed upon seeing his abs as he wore only his boxers to sleep. As she sat beside her boyfriend, they shared a French kissing makeout session.
"Well, I wonder what today brings to me and I got my answer." said Craig as he got out of bed and apparently, while his roommates slept in boxers, he's the only one to sleep in the nude. Esther blushed upon seeing his dick. "Omg...when I read that list, his was 7 inches. So big and long..." She thought as Craig approached her. "Wanna hit the showers together babe?"
It cuts to the bathroom as the water is turned on as Craig and Esther are both naked in the shower area as they started to get clean. After getting wet, they scrubbed each other with soap and, "Wow Craig. It's so big and hard."
"Well? You wanna do it right?" Craig can tell as Esther gets on her knees and started out the blowjob.
After some time, "Oh, fuck my life. Uh, Esther, I'm not gonna last-" Craig then blew his big load into her mouth. Esther consumes it and stands back up. "That was kinda tasty Craig."
"Ha! Glad you like it. Now come here." He turned on the water as he and Esther started their makeout session with his hands massaging her boobs and her hands with one stroking his dick and the other hand on his ass.
Back at the room...
"Where's Craig?" asked Tweek.
"You forgot that he and his chick went to take a shower together." Clyde answered to him as he and Jenny cuddled together in bed naked. Tweek then looked at Millie and they smiled.
Since there are 2 bathrooms with one occupied by Craig and Esther, the other is occupied by Tweek and Millie as they're in the bathtub full of bubbles playing around. "This is fun." said Millie. "Wow! I'm enjoying this!" Tweek exclaimed as his eyes caught sight of her boobs. Millie noticed this and smiled. "You like what you see. Don't you?"
"Y-Yes!" Tweek was excited about this as Millie got some bubbles covering her boobs and, "Now be a good boys and clean them off." Tweek did as told removing the bubbles off her boobs and once he got a clear view, he began an erotic massage.
"Oh ***! That's so relaxing! Ah!" Millie moaned in pleasure and after that, "Gah! I wanna get intimidated!" Tweek exclaimed. Millie smiled seductively. "I'm all yours Tweek."
Immediately, he kissed her and she wrapped her arms around his neck as they started to makeout. It gets more intimidating as they closed their eyes and sank into the bath completely.
Meanwhile...
At the kitchen, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Bebe and Heidi are seen making breakfast together for the gang which are blueberry waffles, French toast with chocolate chips and jam donuts. Stan and Wendy are making the waffles while Kyle and Bebe worked on the French toast and Cartman and Heidi are doing the donuts using the recipe book from Cartman's mother.
"Wendy. You're always a lovely sight when it comes to making breakfast." Stan complimented.
"Oh Stan..." Wendy blushed and pulled him for a kiss.
Beside them, "You're pretty good at cooking." Bebe complimented Kyle. "Well Bebe, you helped me in this back in high school even now." Kyle stated as he took a jam donut that was already baked and took a bite.
"Oh my ***! This is amazing!" He exclaimed noticing strawberry jam oozing out of the donut.
"Aye? Who the fuck told you to touch them?" Cartman asked rudely as he filled a donut with blueberry jam. "Aw c'mon dude. You baked really good donuts. Even your girlfriend believes it's your calling." said Kyle when, "Splat!"
"Ha! You got jammed asshole! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Cartman laughed when, "Splat!" Kyle got back at him and the 2 of them started jamming each other with...jam.
"Oh great. I'm seeing 2 children stuck in a jam." Heidi joked sarcastically as all laughed.
Once breakfast is ready, they sat and ate as Tweek, Millie, Craig, Esther, Lola and Annie showed up. "Smells good." Annie exclaimed as she sat down beside Heidi who offered her a jam donut.
"So, had a good sleep?" asked Bebe.
"Yeah and I had the perfect awakening with my girl." said Craig.
"Me too! I even got laid!" Tweek exclaimed. "That's stupid." said Cartman until Kyle shoved his fats. "Oof! I mean, Nice..."
As they chat, Clyde and Jenny showed up. "Where the fuck have you been?" asked Craig.
"Bedroom. Duh." Clyde replied.
"And what are you doing together?" asked Lola.
"Oh I just wanted to sleep some more and I pulled my girl to join me." Clyde replied as, "Ooh! Waffles!" He took some and bit into it. "By the way, where's the poor kid, Kinny?" asked Cartman.
"He's at the gym." Lola replied as she ate her French toast. "The addition of chocolate chips makes it more tasty!"
At the gym...
Kenny is seen boxing a punching bag. He's also wearing only shorts, socks and shoes as he boxed and hooked about. He's not the only one at the gym though. On his right, "C'mon Francis!" 5 more to go!" Jason encouraged Francis as he tried to lift some weights through some machine. (I go to the gym but cannot remember most of the various equipment there)
Further right, Theresa and Isla are seen on the treadmill. Both girls wore sports bras and track pants with socks and shoes as they exercised. "Hey guys. Want some song?" Theresa asked out loud.
"Play 21 guns!" Francis called out. Still running, Theresa took out her phone and swiped through until she found it. Hitting it, the song was played out as all in the gym can hear it. Nice.
Downstairs...
By now, the whole gang is awake as Stan and Wendy had finished their breakfast as, "So Wendy, got any plans for today?"
"Yeah. Bebe and I will be hanging out. You?"
"Us guys are planning something big for tonight. " Stan replied as he fixed his back. "I guess you did lots of lifting." said Wendy.
"Yeah. I could use a-"
"Massage?" asked Wendy gesturing the Fuck Room. Stan smiled at this.
And so...
The couple is on the bed but first, Stan wanted to ease his girlfriend as he massaged her back first by giving her a backrub.
"Mmmm. You're really good at this." Wendy murmured feeling relaxed as she closed her eyes and enjoying the sensations of her boyfriend's hands and not to mention she's topless. "Thanks." Stan replied as he continued the massage.
15 minutes later, Wendy sat up as Stan's eyes are fixed at her boobs. "I want to massage you now." Wendy told him. "Alright then." Stan replied as he took off his shirt and lie on his stomach. Wendy got started on the backrub but somehow, she does it way too hard and she's using her nails.
"Ouch. Wendy, are you trying to punish me?" Stan asked her as he tried to sit up but Wendy pushed him down again. "Nope. Just enjoy my backrub." She told him as She told him as she starts doing it again.
15 minutes later, Stan sat up sitting next to her. "I love you really. But please, don't give me that kind of backrub ever again." He stated. Wendy's eyes narrowed in surprise. "What? I'm not that bad."
"But seriously, you were using your nails baby." Wendy rolled her eyes upon hearing. " Alright. I won't." Stan smiled at her and hugged her feeling her boobs pressed onto his chest.
After that, "So...what's the time now?" asked Wendy.
"10:30am." Stan replied.
"I see...well, what do you think? You want a little pay back?" The next thing it happened, Wendy slips her hand down his pants, grabs onto his length with her right hand and starts massaging it. "Oh ***. Wendy." Stan moaned as his dick starts becoming erected. Wendy felt this in her hands and starts grinning so she starts rubbing him even faster making his hormones skyrocket.
"Oh ***. I love it when you're making me feel horny for you." Stan moaned making Wendy blush a deep red colour so she kissed him softly, gripped his neck with her left hand and running her hands to his hair. She parts her mouth letting Stan slip his tongue inside her mouth. She moaned at the sensation of both of their tongues brushing against each other. Then, Stan ran both of his hands through her gorgeous black hair when all of sudden he pushes her down on the bed.
Wendy's right hand falls out of his pants. Now, their foreheads were pressed together and they're breathing heavily. They both chuckled together and after that, they looked into each other's eyes and they're filled with longing and just pure love. Wendy gently brushed one of her hands on his cheek.
"I love you so ***damn much." She whispered devotedly. Stan's heart raced over Wendy's sweet words. And how sweet they sounded in his ears. Sweeter also than honey.
"I love you too. Your the love of my life." Stan whispered back devotedly. Wendy's heart raced too. No other sentiment could ring more true.
"You're mine too." She whispered back. They both grinned through their adorable blushes before crashing into each other again.
Wendy wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him closer as they started to makeout. Electric sensations gripped their bodies as both of their hearts beat faster. Nothing needed to be said. They could feel how much they love each other every time they kissed.
After that, Stan sat up and tugged at Wendy's pyjama pants. Wendy waited in anticipation on what's gonna happen next and then, he pulled her pants down and his eyes widened with great and pleasant shock at Wendy seeing her in her lacy black panties. Hugging her frame perfectly.
"I see you planned this." He guessed.
"Maybe." Wendy replied giggling as Stan started trailing kisses down her neck first. Next, her collar bone chest. Then, her boobs and to add in more pleasure, he kissed her tits and finally, her stomach. He then kissed her between her right thigh and began sucking on it hard. Wendy hissed in pleasure from the feeling on her right thigh.
Once it's done, Stan grinned at the hickey that was left on her skin. "How do you know to do that?" Wendy asked chuckling.
"I read it from a magazine." He stated in a matter of fact tone. Wendy just laughed. "Alright. Yu read it from a magazine. So where did you get your hands ln that magazine?"
"Well sometimes it lies in the couch in the living room." Stan replied. "Must be Clyde's because he loves to look at all the dirty shit in the magazines.
As they continued sitting on the bed, Wendy hastily sprung up and pulled his pants down. He chuckled slightly at her fast movements.
"Can't wait any longer? Can we?" He teased her as he stroke her hair.
"Shut up. I'm horny as hell." Wendy replied grabbing his briefs and pulled them down as well. Her face turned slightly red at the sight of his bulge jumping free. She couldn't help but touch it and as she felt it some more, she felt herself getting wetter between her legs.
"Oh my ***. I want that thing inside me." She said in a hoarse voice. Stan then grabbed her panties pulling them down as well. He got his face between her legs and feeling almighty at the delicious sense. He began rolling his tongue around the centre. Eating her out like his life depended on it.
Wendy starts moaning. She grips her hands into the bed sheets. Arching her back.
"Oh fuck Stan." Wendy moaned from the eating out as Stan switched to slipping a finger inside her. Her body tensed up and she clenched her teeth together.
"Oh *** yes..." She moaned as Stan put a second finger inside her doubling the fingering. Wendy's moaning starts getting heavier and she's becoming more horny.
"Stan. G-Get the condom. I want to fuck you now." Wendy told him. Stan grinned and obeyed her commands. He went to the shelf and found a packet of condoms. "Looks like we're out of birth control pills."
"Yeah. Butters sold them all but I don't know why. Oh well, Bebe was smart enough to buy the condoms." said Wendy as Stan got a condom and put it on his erect penis. Wendy then parted her legs as Stan got onto her. She grabbed onto his length as she let him push inside of her. A deep pleasured moan filled both of them, as Stan fully was inside of her. Wendy grabbed onto his back as he starts moving up and down. She tried to move in unison with him. She felt his breathing in his ear. She gasped as she hugged him with her legs making him groan and go deeper inside her.
"Oh *** Stan." She moaned. They felt light headed. Immense pleasure went to their bodies at a faster rate whenever they're lower halves clashed together. Feeling his dick inside her was so enthralling. She could feel the heat and how much it filled her. She felt him rubbing again and again against her inner walls. The best massage in the world. "It's so big and hard..." She moaned feeling love and pleasure from the sex.
Stan on the other hand felt a sensation too. How warm it felt to be inside her. And how tight her inner walls gripped his dick. "It's so tight and wet..." He moaned when all of sudden, he lifted her body up as high as he could and began to increase in speed!
Wendy moaned louder from the delightful action and tossed her head back.
"Fuck Stan!" She let out a half scream.
Stan gritted his teeth together as he lied her down again. He hissed against her chest as he pressed his face on her boobs playing with them. "Shit." Stan could feel Wendy's inner walls of her vagina clamp hard on his dick as she continued gripping back while doing so. Stan came as well as he pushed a final time as to deep inside of her as he could, moaning loudly.
"Wendy...I'm...I'm gonna blow..." Stan moaned.
"Same thing...Stan." Wendy moaned.
The couple let out a half scream as thick, white and sticky liquid was shot out from their lower halves.
As their climax had ended, they both breathed heavily as Stan slumped onto his girlfriend exhausted right after removing the condom and tossing it into the dustbin with accuracy.
"Wow...Stan...you fucked me hard and good." Wendy complimented as they lie on the bed holding each others' hands.
"Thanks Wendy." Stan thanked as, "I love your body. It's a gorgeous and marvellous sight to see in my eyes. Your boobs are a perfect size. Your vagina is clean and your hot body really drove me horny enough to fuck you."
Wendy laughed and giggled from the compliment as they cuddled to each other naked and started making out again.
Sometime later...
Outside the bank, a casual Wendy is waiting outside as Bebe soon showed up. "I finished transferring money to my parents' account."
"Nice. Let's have some coffee or tea at some café." Wendy suggested.
"Why the hell not?" agreed Bebe.
It cuts to a local café as Wendy and Bebe are already seated and tea and slices of cheesecake was served to them. Right now, they're checking their social media accounts thanks to free Wi-Fi. "Nice photo." said Bebe looking through the pictures on Facebook. "These memes are hilarious." Wendy showed one to Bebe and they laughed but somehow behind them, 3 gang members from the Thugs were staring at them as they stirred their coffee.
After that, Bebe saw new photo that was just posted. "Oh shit. Wendy, look at this." Wendy looked at the photo through Bebe's phone. "Omg. What are they doing?"
Cuts to the scene...
Before the photo was posted, this is what happened at the villa.
At the dining room, all the guys are gathered around as Cartman set down a large tray that's nearly as large as the table. "Okay guys. Let's begin! Fries!"
Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Butters each took out a bag full of McDonald's large fries. "20 orders of it." Butters stated.
"Nice. Scatter them all on the tray." Cartman ordered as they did. The fries started piling until it's done. "Next, chili." Cartman ordered as Tweek and Craig took out 2 large cans which equal to 4 pounds of it or 76 ounces of it. They opened them with can openers and dumped the contents into a large pot. After that, Craig heated it up and stirred them as, "And finally, cheese!" Cartman ordered as Token and David took out a large can which contains 3 pounds of nacho cheese. They went to heat it up as, "You think heating the can doesn't cause a fire?" asked David.
"As long as you know what you're doing dude." Token assured to him as the heating begins.
Once the ingredients are heated up. "Okay, dump the chili." Cartman ordered as Craig and Tweek dumped the chili all over the fries. "Whoa..." All the guys were excited. Once it's done, "Now, the cheese." Cartman ordered as Token and David dumped the cheese all over the chili fries. The guys started drooling as the cheese is poured all over the fries. "Make sure it doesn't flow off the tray." Jason reminded them and soon enough, "Sweet! We used all the cheese!" Cartman cheered as he took out 2 large packets of bacon bits. "Finishing touches." He scattered the bits all over the chili cheese fries and soon enough, "What a masterpiece!" Kevin exclaimed. "I could shed a tear on how exotic the snack is!" said Francis as, "Can I take a picture of it?"
"Sure. Go ahead!" Cartman approved as Francis took out his phone and snapped a pic. Once it's done, he posted it on Facebook as all the boys took out forks.
"TIMMIIHH!"
"Yeah! Dig it muthafuckers!" Cartman declared and chowing begins as all the guys savoured the chili cheese fries. (I love French fries. No. 1 favourite food on my list)
End cutscene...
"I don't know how the guys pulled this off but I must say, it is a lot of fries." said Wendy.
"Yeah. Almost 20000 calories of this snack." said Bebe. "Hope the boys have enough room in their stomaches for dinner."
"Especially Cartman." added Wendy as they laughed about him. After that, they finished their tea and cheesecakes and left the café.
But for the thugs that are eyeing on them, one of them who's the leader of the gang took out his phone and dialled a number. Once the signal is on, "Is it time?"
"Yes. Go now Vince and make your move but whatever you do, make sure there are no witnesses." An unknown voice briefed them.
"Understood." He ended the call, "Scar, Dingo. Get the gang and let's make our move!" They obeyed as they left the café.
Walking down the pavement of the streets, Wendy and Bebe looked around and did a bit of window shopping. Best friends they've been for a long time. "Okay, now I just need to call my boyfriend to pick us up." Bebe went to get her phone out as they walked past an alley when all of sudden, "KSH! KSH!"
Ouch. 2 bodies slumped on the ground as, "Scar, I hate the idea of hitting women from behind."
"I know Dingo. It's just-"
"Shut it assholes and hurry before anyone sees us!" Vince ordered as the thugs quickly disappeared dragging Wendy and Bebe both knocked unconscious and their stuff taken along.
Back at the villa...
"I can't believe you guys." said Red.
"Why so much fries?" asked Sally as all 16 of them appeared to have finished the big snack and they were like, "Oh man. So filling." said Kenny. "I wanna lick more cheese!" said Cartman. And not to mention their mouths and shirts are stained with chili and cheese.
"Oh ***. If you guys do this kind of shit, you'll all soon end up just like Cartman." said Annie as the guys stood up. "C'mon! First this us guys tried something like this." said Kyle grabbing some tissue to wipe off the chili and cheese.
"Yeah and it's Cartman's idea because he's been watching a lot of food videos from some guy named Matt Stonie." said Stan.
"Yeah and don't worry. I still have room for dinner." added Cartman as the guys went to their rooms.
Later that night...
"Shit...I've called Wendy 15 times but no response!" Red complained.
"Bebe has been answering my calls either." said Nichole as her call ended. "No reply."
"What the hell is going on with them?" asked Red. Then, the other girls entered in. "No signal?" asked Theresa. Red and Nichole shook their heads as, "Strange. It's our girl's night out and they've not been back. They should know that." said Isla.
"I wonder about their boyfriends?" asked Heidi. Planning to check them out, they went to their rooms to see them listening to voice mail or something. And they had a serious look on their faces while Cartman and Kenny watched as they ate some popcorn.
Now to the conversation, "I have your beloved held for ransom. You are to come to this location which I'll be sending you through Whatsapp. If you want them alive, you are to bring us a ransom of $10,000,000 dollars by midnight. If you don't comply to my demand, these whores will have a one way ticket to hell! And make sure you and your friend show up only!" The unknown voice ordered and it's the same one that talked to the Thugs.
After hearing it, "Who was it?" asked Red. "Some unknown voice revealed that they have our girls held for ransom." Stan explained. "They demanded us to bring ten million dollars to them. Worse, our girlfriends' lives are at stake." Kyle explained.
"Ten million dollars? We can't scrape up that amount! It's like we have to use all our savings and sell the villa to meet the amount!" Millie exclaimed.
"We aren't even planning this." said Kyle.
"Yeah, we got a plan to save Wendy and Bebe without needing to pay the ransom. It'll be just a smash and grab." said Stan.
"You sure about this?" asked Esther.
"Yeah. We'll be back in no time." said Kyle with assurance and confidence as he and Stan left the villa. As for the girls, they just went back to their rooms unsure about this. Especially for Cartman and Kenny.
"This sounds like a trap." said Kenny.
"Yeah it definitely sounded like a trap." agreed Cartman.
"Kyle and Stan are playing in their hands. They will not know what's coming." said Kenny.
"Yeah, they won't know what's coming until it happens." said Cartman.
"Will you fucking stop imitating me!" Kenny ordered. "It's like it's your fucking idea!"
"What? I'm not! It's just that I'm smart enough to know this." Cartman replied as Kenny rolled his eyes in disgust.
"Anyways, like I said, it's really a trap." said Kenny.
"Well why the fuck is it a trap? Is it because the fucking voice mail has the voice of a bitch?" asked Cartman.
"Now you're talking." said Kenny. "Do you know where the voice came from?"
"Dunno. Is it from a bitch that Windy beat the shit out of?"
"Hmmm...possilbility could be high. We have to act fast. Follow me." Kenny ordered but, "Nope, I'd rather eat popcorn and play Call of Duty on my-" That's when Kenny grabbed Cartman dragged him all the way down as it was a embarrassing sight for the fatass.
Soon enough...
"Why the fuck are we in the garage?" asked Cartman. "We're going to help Kyle and Stan but first, I want to show you something." He and Cartman stepped onto the platform elevator and he pressed a button. It brought them down to the garage basement and there, "Well what is it?" He asked.
"Right here." Kenny took out a flashlight and shone it before Cartman as he could see it. It's right in front of him.
"So kewl..." He exclaimed.
Oh no. Not another kidnapping which now has a ransom! And indeed, it's a trap!
So, will Cartman and Kenny do the job and foil the kidnapping and trap? Will Wendy and Bebe be alright? Will Stan and Kyle fall for the trap or use their wits? And what does Kenny have for Cartman?
And good thing I got it done on my birthday! Reviews appreciated.