The Adventures of Me and my Muses
Author: Kryakat22
Beta: none
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING BUT ANNOYING MUSES!
AND THIS COMPUTER!
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Alex: Krya, ya got mail!
Me: Bring it in!
Alex: Can't
Me: Why?
Alex: It doesn't fit through the door!
Me: What? *looks out the door* Whoa, that's big.
Alex: What is it?
Me: Don't know. *checks the senders address* Please tell me it's not. *knocks on the box*
*A knock sounds back*
Me: Okay. *walks back inside* Who ordered new muses?!
Nathan: *walks past whistling*
Me: Nathan, you're dead! *walks outside* How many in there?
?: 12 all together!
Me: *thinks, "Haven't I heard that voice in interviews?"* Let me guess, EXO?
Exo: How'd you know?
Me: Kris has one of the deepest voices I've ever heard. *opens the box and counts* Okay, all here.
Chen: Yeah, and someone named Nathan emailed us the rules so you don't have to tell us.
Me: Well, that saves me a breath. Go to the guest room. I'll have Miz show you. *goes inside* Miz! Come here!
Miz: What *walks up*
Me: Show EXO to the guest room?
Miz: Sure. Follow me guys.
*13 men walk past me*
Alex: More muses?
Me: Yeppers.
Alex: How many does that make it now?
Me: *counts in my head* 33.
Alex: 33?!
Me: And I'm the only girl.
Alex: That sucks.
Me: *nods*
*Three minutes later*
Alex: Wanna go for ice cream?
Me: Sure.
*we both walk outside and a loud crash sounds inside the house*
Tom: EVERYONE RUN! KRYA'S GONNA KILL US ALL!
Me: GUYS! WHAT'D YOU BREAK?!