At the Bad Hams Place...
All of the Bad Hams were currently around the fire in the living room. Mike was sitting in his leather chair, Stella was in her bean bag chair, Becky was reclining in her fluffy love seat, and Roger was lying on the couch reading a book. The rest of the Bad Hams were spread out around the whole living room. Some were sitting at the small card table playing cards as others were lying down on the rug in front of the fireplace. Some Bad Hams were even trying to read the same book Roger was reading.
"Dude, what does 'coruscate' mean?" Number 4 inquired Roger.
Roger glanced up and remarked, "To shine, to glitter, to be like Stella..."
"Ooh," Number 13 said. "Look who has got a crush on Mike's girl!"
"Hein?" Roger questioned. "Oh, I did not mean eet like that...Stella eez just nice..."
"You mean nice looking, right?" Number 11 said.
"Dude, she's not only nice looking...," Number 7 noted.
"She's like a beauty queen...," Number 2 mumbled.
"And a super model...," Number 5 remarked.
"And...everything else nice...," Number 1 declared.
Roger blushed mildly as he whispered, "I do not have a chance against Mike, though. I mean, I am just a French guy..."
"Well, you're probably right," Number 9 remarked.
"But that don't mean anything, yes?" Number 15 said.
"No," Number 10 replied.
"`Oui, eet does...," Roger whispered. "I do not have a chance against Mike..."
"Dude, what did you get her for Christmas?" Number 6 asked.
"I got her something...something nice...," Roger whispered.
"Uh huh, now let's go into the details," Number 3 said.
Roger cleared his throat. "I got her..."
"What are you all doing over there?" Mike inquired as he glanced over at them. The Bad Hams immediately stood at attention.
"Nothing, sir," Number 1 replied. "We're just trying to read this stupid book of Roger's."
"Oh." Mike sounded dull and uninterested as he looked back at the fire. "I guess."
All of the Bad Hams were currently around the fire in the living room. Mike was sitting in his leather chair, Stella was in her bean bag chair, Becky was reclining in her fluffy love seat, and Roger was lying on the couch reading a book. The rest of the Bad Hams were spread out around the whole living room. Some were sitting at the small card table playing cards as others were lying down on the rug in front of the fireplace. Some Bad Hams were even trying to read the same book Roger was reading.
"Dude, what does 'coruscate' mean?" Number 4 inquired Roger.
Roger glanced up and remarked, "To shine, to glitter, to be like Stella..."
"Ooh," Number 13 said. "Look who has got a crush on Mike's girl!"
"Hein?" Roger questioned. "Oh, I did not mean eet like that...Stella eez just nice..."
"You mean nice looking, right?" Number 11 said.
"Dude, she's not only nice looking...," Number 7 noted.
"She's like a beauty queen...," Number 2 mumbled.
"And a super model...," Number 5 remarked.
"And...everything else nice...," Number 1 declared.
Roger blushed mildly as he whispered, "I do not have a chance against Mike, though. I mean, I am just a French guy..."
"Well, you're probably right," Number 9 remarked.
"But that don't mean anything, yes?" Number 15 said.
"No," Number 10 replied.
"`Oui, eet does...," Roger whispered. "I do not have a chance against Mike..."
"Dude, what did you get her for Christmas?" Number 6 asked.
"I got her something...something nice...," Roger whispered.
"Uh huh, now let's go into the details," Number 3 said.
Roger cleared his throat. "I got her..."
"What are you all doing over there?" Mike inquired as he glanced over at them. The Bad Hams immediately stood at attention.
"Nothing, sir," Number 1 replied. "We're just trying to read this stupid book of Roger's."
"Oh." Mike sounded dull and uninterested as he looked back at the fire. "I guess."