Marcellous:(Walks In) Man! I am pissed for 2 reasons!

Jeice: Oh, why is this bloke passed out on the couch?(Points to Vegeta passed out on the couch with a beer bottle in his hand)

Marcellous: I'll handle that later, But, for my pissy-ness... Reason 1: My cousin thinks DBZ is gay even though he never saw an episode, he says Vegito and Gogeta are the names of Goku and Vegeta's illegitimate love children! Reason 2: HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM TO TELL MY COUSIN DRAGONBALL AF IS NOT REAL?!?!?!?!?!GOD!!!!!!(Punches a brick wall, which breaks a huge hole in it)

Ginyu: (Making out with Frieza)

Marcellous: Oh Frieza! (Walks up to Ginyu and rips his heart out) Ginyu gives you his heart.

Frieza:(Holding the heart to his chest) I'll cherish it forever!!!!!

Burter: (Pulls a string, which Traps Frieza in a cage, which then blows up, taking Frieza with it)

Guldo:...Cool!

Recoome: We were saving it for you...

Marcellous: Since I have to go take a nap...I'd like you all to welcome this chapter's guest host...PICCOLO!!!!!!!(Teleports)

Piccolo: (Walks in)...Ok...2...things before we start..Ginyu, keep you're gayness to yourself before I slam a Hellzone Grenade right through you're heart...and Why the Hell is Vegeta on the couch?

Vegeta: (In his sleep)...Yes...I'll tap Kakarot's wife...

Piccolo:...Disturbing...

murdrax

sneaks behind ginyu and puts on a new shock treatment collar that immune to all ways to destroy it or remove it its function is everytime ginyu acts gay or thinks it it zaps him with enough electricity to be agonizingly painful however at same time doesn't kill him then ports in frieza in a cage to torture ginyu laughs insanely!!

Ginyu: (Zap) Ouch! (zap) Ouch! (zap!) Ouch! (zap) OUCH!!!!!!!!

Frieza: (Striptease)

Piccolo: (Special Beam Cannon's Frieza, killing him) That was SO gay...

Neo Flame

(Comes through portal.) I'm back you (Bleep), and Marcellous.

Marcellous: Braces? Man, thats a downer.

Jeice: How was it being cheese? Did you become friends with that cheeseburger? (Laughs at his anger) Let's see. (Turns him into cheese, again.)

Burter: (Turns him into butter)

Recoome: (Turns him into cream.)

Guldo:(Turns him into yogurt.)

Ginyu: (Turns him into milk.) Now I turned you all into what your names mean. (Laughs evilly.)

See ya later. (Disappears in a cloud of smoke as a malicious laughter is heard.)

Piccolo: Something tells me Marcellous would agree with you in that...

Jeice:Horrible!(Turned into Cheese)

Burter: (Turns into butter)

Recoome: (turns into cream)

Guldo: (Turns into yogurt)

Ginyu:(Turns into milk)

Piccolo: Hmm...(Materializes a blender and Puts the Ginyu Food Force into it, then turns it on)...Perfect...(Force-feeds Vegeta the Ginyu Force smoothie)

Vegeta: (Wakes up) Uhh...I feel like I just ate the Ginyu Force...

Piccolo: That's because you did.

Vegeta: NAMEK??!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!!

Piccolo: Substituting for Marcellous.(Notices the Beer bottle)...YOU PUSSY!!!!!YOU PASSED OUT AFTER 1 BEER!!!!! EVEN CHICHI CAN DRINK MORE THAN THAT!!!!!!!YOU BIG FAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta:...I HAVE FEELING TOO YA KNOW!!!!!(Runs off crying)

Piccolo:...Pussy...I never noticed that before...(Walks over to a machine in the corner)Hmm...(Reads) Revive-O-matic...Guaranteed to bring back dead ones or you're money back... So this thing brings back the dead? Ok...(Reading instruction manual) Alright...(Sets settings to automatic) BRING BACK THE GINYU FORCE!!!!!

Ginyu Force: (Revived)

Jeice: Man...I was sharing space with some funky sushi...

Garuto

damn it cell! ultimate saiyan: I will listen to your problems. cause right now my father fucked up. Ginyu: little bitch. (drags him to a black hole and rips him limb to limb then throw the pieces into the black hole) ultimate saiyan again: tell raditz's son and 24 and (if you want) everyone else who reviews my story that I will not update for a while. REST OF THE GAYNYU FORCE: dont fuck with me. I'm not in a good mood. (I kill them by riping there hearts out mortal combat voice: fatali- me:not now joe. joe:okay me:later.

Piccolo: I'll make sure Marcellous gets that message...

Ginyu: AHHHH!!!!(ripped to pieces)

Piccolo: Same goes for that...

Ginyu Force:(Hearts ripped out)

fausha

all what kind of alien are you guys
(dumps 6382938756373249372648392874 bars of pure chocolate in the room)
Ginyu why don't you just swich with radizt then you would get the ladies.
guldo DIE! 4 eyes you hurt gohan you will pay! (attacks but Aaron appeares and pulls her away)
BYE

Ginyu Force: (Mauling on chocolate)

Ginyu: Nah...I'm gay!

Guldo: AHHHH!!!!

Piccolo: I have an announcement to make!!!!I HAVE A DICK!!!!!!!!!

Ginyu Force: (gasp)

Jeice: So what's with the egg-spitting thing?

Piccolo: It's a back-up plan in case we die before we get laid...With that said ...I'm off!(Flies away)

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Yup! It's true! In my stories, everything Piccolo said about him having a dick is TRUE and will happen in my stories...