Whassup!? Okay, read the chapter. That's all I've got to say.
Meta Knight was flying his random ship with a random name like the Battleship Halberd whilst flying over some random mountains when all of a sudden, a random door appeared outta nowhere!
Meta Knight looked at the door. Something strange was drawing him toward it. He let go of the steering wheel and opened the door. Inside the door, Meta Knight noted a chair engulfed in a spotlight. Meta Knight waked over to the chair and sat down.
"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice echoed in the room.
Meta Knight just looked around the room.
"Meta Knight of Dream Land..." The voice said.
Meta Knight said not a thing.
"Meta Knight... He has a collection of Barbie dolls."
Meta Knight remained silent, but his fists tightened.
"Meta Knight... He's a Kirby in armour."
Meta Knight's fists tightened more.
"Meta Knight... He has lice. Wait he doesn't have ha- ...Meta Knight... He's bald."
Meta Knight took out a sign that read 'That's the truth, genius'.
"Meta Knight... He doesn't like to talk. That's why he's so quiet."
"Oh, be quiet!" Meta Knight snapped.
"Eh?"
"You were insulting me! I don't like being insulted! Well, technically, nobody does, but that's not the point! How dare you insult me! I demand a lawyer!"
Suddenly, the door burst open. A man in a blue suit and spikey hair walked in, holding a briefcase.
"Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!" The man said, "Master lawyer, at your service!"
"Actually, I was just making a point." Meta Knight stated blandly.
"Oh." Phoenix said. He walked over to Meta Knight and handed him a piece of paper, "My card, for later." He ran out of the room.
"Okay..." The voice said, "That was weird..."
"Yeah..." Meta Knight agreed.
"Hey, did you know that if switch the 't' and the 'a' in 'Meta', you get 'Meat Knight'?"
"...Yes."
"Oh. ... ...Hey, did you ever realise that your sword is shaped like a flame?"
"...Yes."
"Oh. ... ...Hey, did you know that your cape can transform into a pair of wings?"
"...Y- Actually, no."
"Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..."
"Yeah... Hey, did you ever realise that your an idiot?"
"N- ...Well, my brother calls me that, but he just ends up at the bottom of the ocean afterwards."
"Ah. I see."
"Meta Knight... He is bad at making jokes."
"Jokes? That's not true! What did the frog say when he looked at a book? 'Read it'. Get it? 'Ribbit', 'read it'."
"Not funny, Meat Knight."
"That's META Knight, to you!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight..."
"Here's something else: Wanna here a joke? I fart and you choke. Wanna here another? I fart and you smother!"
"Hardy har har."
"Uh... er... um... I've got nothing."
'Hey, Meat Knight?"
"META Knight! And, what?"
"You came into the door from the Battleship Halberd, right?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Who's flying it?"
Meat Knight raised a finger, as if about to make a point. His yellow eyes widend, and he ran out of the room.
"Oh boy." The voice sighed.
Heh. Meat Knight. Heh. Heh heh.
The Voice: Know Your Stars: SSB is brought to you by lawyers; no lawyers equals more lost cases, plus no addicting Phoenix Write games. And by swords; Swordsman wouldn't only not exsist, but they wouldn't be good at fighting with fish poles.