((A/N: I think this is already known but I LOVE my reviewers! You guys are awesome!! :3

So we slammed open the door to find... Shoe! Monkey's long lost brother!))

What If…?!

Shinichi paced nervously.

Heiji watched his movements with bored eyes.

"Will you calm down? It's not like he's gonna die or something…" Heiji deadpanned.

Shinichi was in his face in seconds, "How can we be sure?! It's dangerous out there! Dangerous! No one can be trusted!" to illustrate his irritation further, the lighter skinned detective took to shaking Heiji furiously.

"He-HEY! Cut it out!" A now dizzy Heiji managed, holding Shinichi's arms still, "He's going to be fine!"

Shinichi twitched but didn't resume his assault on the Osaka detective.

Heiji sighed, it wasn't often he had the chance to visit his friend(being married to a pregnant woman did that) so he'd been looking forward to having an intellectual conversation with him…

…it was a faraway dream, apparently. The man was hysterical.

Heiji had always found it amusing that Shinichi had landed being the 'stay-at-home-mom'(something to do with being a private detective and not having to actually leave the house to go to work, unlike his wife) but now he was beginning to see the problem that occur with it.

I.E. worrying about his sons first day of school to the point of slight insanity.

"What if someone hijacks the bus?! What if he's picked on?!" Shinichi's eyes widened and he gasped, "What if he's framed?!"

'Framed for what?' Heiji couldn't help but think, followed shortly by, 'Who would frame a five year old?'

Shinichi rushed to the phone and dialed a number, Heiji took note that he was bouncing on his heels as he did so.

Someone on the other end picked up(Heiji noted it was female) and Shinichi burst out immediately, "Ran! We need to start home schooling Conan-kun!"

Something was said on the other line in a clipped tone and Shinichi barely managed a "But—" before the line went dead.

Heiji noted that this probably meant that Ran had already gone through Shinichi's panic attack before she left for work(either that, or it wasn't the first time he'd called).

Shinichi stared at the phone like it betrayed him for a moment before he turned to Heiji with new inspiration.

"I've got it! I'll shadow him!"

"…you realize having you in the general area will insure something bad happens, right?"

Shinichi shot him a dirty look.

((Ending Notes: Alright, today I have a favor I'd like to ask you guys...

I NEED HELP! T.T Alright, so here's the deal. I started a club on deviantART called 'Doujin-Ka' which is basically for the creation of doujinshi's(fan-comics) XD and it actually worked! I have a good number of members and plenty of projects to do...

...however, given that my current obsession is DC/MK, most of the projects are DC/MK. The problem with this? Most of the people that joined are my friends... from different fandoms. T.T

But that isn't all that I need help for! I NEED SCRIPT WRITERS! Most of the people that joined can draw much better than write! I'm practically the only script writer!

HEEELP! I can't write all the scripts myself!

-Muse-chan pacing and hoping with teary eyes.))