A/N: Hey guys :) I posted a new chapter of perfect proposal yesterday, plus a new story called regrets, so if you haven't seen them already check them out :) xxx
-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-
-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-
Jackie Chan says- Hey Tosh, how's the programming going?
Sexy Techie says- Alright :) I've finished it now :)
Jackie Chan says- it's so boring today! Nothing's happened. Not even a teeny weeny little rift spike. Even the weevils haven't turned up :/
Sexy Techie says- yeah, I think Big C may be involved in that... something about a house party?
Jackie Chan says- oh good god.
-Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-
Jones, Ianto Jones says- um, Jackkk? I think there's someone down here in the tourist office who wants to see you...
Jackie Chan says- who are they? are they fit?
Sexy Techie says- JACK!
Jones, Ianto Jones says- it's alright Tosh. I'll just give him decaf.
Jackie Chan says- wait, what?
Jones, Ianto Jones says- anyways... they're not exactly... human
-I love sex has entered the conversation-
-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-
I love sex says- Oh great, another alien visitor...
Am I Bovered says- If this one tries to flirt with me, I'll knock it's bloody head off.
Jones, Ianto Jones says- It's left...
Jackie Chan says- Did it say anything?
Jones, Ianto Jones says- it just said... ood?
Sexy Techie says- O.o
Am I Bovered says- ahh no worries, I met the ood, they're alright. Plus they speak english
-Ood has entered the conversation-
Ood says- ood ood ood, ood, ood ood?
Am I Bovered says- well... they did speak english?
Jones, Ianto Jones says- obviously this must be their home planet language then :/
Ood says- ood!
-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-
I IZ WEEVIL says- heyyyyzzz ma bruvvazz! yous should come nd join da paartyyy, ya get mea\afsadz?
Jackie Chan says- are you drunk?
I IZ WEEVIL says- no!QE!$%£YE$RHTDF
I love sex says- I think that means he is...
Ood says- ood ood ood ood
Jones, Ianto Jones says- Big C...meet Ood
I IZ WEEVIL says- hEyyyz, I iz Big C
Ood says- ood
I IZ WEEVIL says- ermm ok... weevil :D
Ood says-ood.
I IZ WEEVIL says- weevil
Ood says- ood ood!
I IZ WEEVIL says- weevil weevil!
Ood says- OOD!
I IZ WEEVIL says- WEEVIL!
Ood says- OOD!
I IZ WEEVIL says- WEEVIL! :(
Am I Bovered says- oh-kayy aliens, break it up
I IZ WEEVIL says- But he's startin on me!
Sexy Techie says- goodbye big C.
I IZ WEEVIL says- pshh, i'll beat da nutter up if 'e tries anything... I'm goin back to me parrtyy :(
-I IZ WEEVIL has left the conversation-
Ood says- Ood, ood ood ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood
I love sex says- I agree?
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
Timey Wimey Lord says- right, Ianto called? Something about an ood?
Ood says- ood ood ood ood!
Timey Wimey Lord says- um, hello...
Am I Bovered says- so what's he saying?
Timey Wimey Lord says- I erm... don't know..
Ood says- ood ood ood!
I love sex says- what? how can you not know?
Timey Wimey Lord says- Look, I've never heard it before, okay?
Ood says- oood...ooooodddd...ooooooooood...
Jones, Ianto Jones says- urmm, guys, I think he's getting a bit ang-
Ood says- ! :( :(
Sexy Techie says- ...oh dear.
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
Here come the drums says- right, I hear you have an ood problem?
Timey Wimey Lord says- Oh thank god, you're here. What's he saying?
Ood says- ood ood ood, ood, ood ood
Here come the drums says- right ok... he either said I don't understand english... or my argos catalogue is stuck in a blender
Ood says- ood!
Here come the drums says- he says it's the second one
Ood says- ! ood ood!
Here come the drums says- he says it's very traumatising
Jackie Chan says- aw, you poor thing :(
Am I Bovered says - we'll get you a new catalogue mate, don't worry
Ood says- ood! :(
Here come the drums says- I just wet myself? Now that does not make any sense...
Ood says- Ood ood ood ood ood!
Here come the drums says- Oh wait, you're right, I got it wrong...
Ood says- Ood!
Here come the drums says- ..he says he wants a burger
Ood says- OOD!
Jones, Ianto Jones says- there's a good burger place down the road, you should try that out
Ood says- Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood!
Here come the drums says- ...he says thank you.
Ood says- Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, oodOod ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood Ood ood ood, ood, ood ood, ood ood, ood ood ood, ood ood ood, ood, ood!
Here come the drums says- He says as a child he got attacked by an insane clown who bit him in the head which gave him rabies :D
Ood says- :|
I love sex says- Wow, you really have had a traumatising past, haven't you?
Ood says- ooood ood ooooooooood!
Here come the drums says- He says don't touch his tentacles, he'll explode
Ood says- OOD OOD!
Here come the drums says- Oh sorry, he meant testicles
Ood says- FOR GOD'S SAKES! I SAID MY ENGLISH IS NOT VERY GOOD! I THEN ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST FIELD SO I COULD TELEPORT HOME! YOU MY FRIEND CANNOT SPEAK A WORD OF OOD! AND AS FOR THE REST OF YOU! YOU CALL YOURSELF A PROFESSIONAL ALIEN FIGHTING AGENCY? NONE OF YOU COULD EVEN FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF A BOX! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING, AND YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF BUMBLING IDIOTS! GOOD DAY!
-Ood has left the conversation-
Am I Bovered says- ...well he seemed nice :D
Here come the drums says- ...oh yeah totally :)
A/N: And there we have it, chapter twenty five :) Please check out regrets as well if you have the time :) much love xxx