Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 20
Ninja Fight
Author's Note: I PROMISE, the next chapter will have Ciel in a computer class! I promisssseeeee!
Disclaimer: I don't own All State, their advertisements, or Kuroshitsuji
Disclaimer #2: Everything that happened in this chapter (minus Ciel and Sebastian, obviously) is COMPLETELY TRUE! I felt the need to say that, because this chapter is so unbelievably cool. (I know that's super conceited, but it was AWESOME when it happened, and I feel I need to warn my readers about it.) I even have the black eye to prove it! So there!
Me: *sigh* I'm bored…
Ciel: …
Me: *sighs* I'M BORED!
Ciel: Well what do you want me to do about it?
Sebastian: Bocchan, might I suggest calling Sayu? *Holds out phone on a silver platter*
Me: Well you know I can't say no to you and your silver platters, Sebastian! *calls Sayu*
Sayu: Yes?
Me: I'm borrrrrrrrd! Wanna hang out? There's a kite stuck in my tree and I want to get it out!
Sayu: That's what she said.
Me: Aw, shut up. Do you wanna come over or what?
Sayu: Okay, I'll be there in 10 minutes!
*30 minutes later* (A/N: She is ALWAYS late. :D)
Me: Jeez, I was wondering when you were coming!
Sayu: Yeah, yeah, save your breath, asthmatic. You know you'll need it later. *Looks at tree* So that's the kite, huh? Let's go! *climbs tree*
Sebastian: Be careful, Bocchan!
Me: *stops with one hand poised on the tree branch* I take it you don't want to come, Ciel?
Ciel: I'm good. *Lays on ground with arms behind his head, wearing sunglasses*
Me: *shrugs* Suit yourself. *Climbs tree*
Sayu: How on Earth are we supposed to get over there? It's too high up!
Me: *uses nimbleness to climb to edge of tree* What now? *Shakes tree to dislodge kite* And a shaky shaky shaky shaky treeeeeeeee! :D UGH! My flipping arms are too flipping short to grab it!
Sayu: That's what she said. *Reaches out and grabs kite*1
Me: Whoo! Teamwork! *High fives* *climbs down from tree* What now? Ooh! I know Let's jump rope!
Sayu: No way! That's for sissies!
Me: I jumped rope EVERY DAY in sixth grade. Are you calling me a sissy?
Sayu: No.
Me: Good. Ciel, I take it you still don't want to?
Ciel: Mmmmm, why not? I have nothing better to do….
Sayu: AWESOME! *Twirls jump rope*
Ciel: *runs and jumps* *FAILS* *Hits ground*
Sebastian: BOCCHAN! *Grabs Ciel bridal-style*
Ciel: :'(
Me: *jumps in* WHOO!
Ciel: This is why I do not partake in physical activities!
Sayu: *Takes turn jumping* *fails* This is dumb. Let's play Ninja!
Me: Okay. 3, 2, 1, NINJA! *jumps back in ninja pose with hands held above head*
Sayu: This is gonna be an epic jump. I mean, like, TOTALLY epic. It's gonna be super epic!
Me: *sarcasm* Yeah, I'm ready for this….
Sayu: *Jumps and accidentally bitch slaps me across the face*
Me: O.O *head turns to the side* *teeth audibly clunk together* HOLY SHIT! *sits down on ground* *Inspects mouth to see if teeth are chipped* *eyes water* *rapidly blinks* Ow…
Sayu: OHMIGOSH I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY!
Me: *prods at rapidly-forming black eye* *gulps* Uh, yeah… *Walks inside house to get ice pack*
Dad, I got hurt playing Ninja! I'm officially a ninja!
Dad: *guffaws*
Sayu: *cries* I'M SO SORRY!
Me: Sayu, I know! It's okay! I forgive you! *sits down on couch next to Ciel, who has band-aids and ice packs all over him*
Ciel: *rolls eyes at me*
Sayu: *sits on couch*
Sebastian: *stares at us, shaking his head*
Ciel: You guys are such dip-shits….
Sayu and Me: We know! *Hug each other*