Seducing er Scaring Hogwarts
So it looks like I completely lied to you guys about the 3 reviews and I will update thing. Things may change a bit considering the amount of time I haven't updated...I'm really sorry. I reread the story in hopes that my ideas back than would return to me…A lot of it never did so I apologize beforehand.
Since it's been like 4 or 5 years since, I have matured (or would like to think that I did) a tiny bit (keyword: tiny.) So the humor may not be as random as it was. I will still try, if I fail, it will most likely be really awkward. I really do apologize from the bottom of my heart to my lovely fans. I'm also planning to rewrite some of the stories from the beginning, make the story a little more understandable, there may be a few tweaks but most of it will be the same. So enjoy! Or I will cry myself to sleep! And if I ruin the story, I'm sorry…
"Hi, I'm Peter Pettigrew." The small chubby boy sheepishly smiled. Harry had to fight not to kill him; Peter noticed the look of hatred in his eyes and whimpered. All Peter wanted to do was make everyone happy. Hermione held the arm of Harry in hopes to get him back to reality.
"He isn't the Peter that betrayed your parents," Hermione whispered. "Maybe Dumbledore's plan is to save your parents as well."
Harry took a deep breath he really wanted to kill him, really and unfortunately Hermione was right about not killing him. It would completely mess up the future and who knows what havoc that would cause. But than again, it just meant one less prick. Which would mean Sirius and his parents would be alive.
James was still curious about Harry.
"So, how'd you get the scar?" James asked while staring at Harry's forehead.
Harry stared into the young eyes of his father. He really didn't know that in a few years that he would be murdered and be betrayed by one of his best friends. The thought of this made him sick.
"My-" Just as Harry was offering an explanation for his scar Michelle interrupted him.
"I did it to him. Let's just say a prank gone bad." Michelle smiled than left to chow down on her food from the Slytherin table.
"So how do you guys know each other? It looks like you guys all came from the same place." Remus asked suspiciously.
From the future Harry thought to himself but fought to say that.
"We came from another school!" Hermione quickly lied. "Very similar to Hogwarts."
"I see." Remus said taking a sip of his juice. "It's very uncommon for students to transfer schools."
Harry and Hermione took a rather large gulp from their drink. Meanwhile, at the Slytherin table Michelle and Blaze were quietly comparing Draco to his teenage father while Draco gave them the death glare.
"He certainly bitches like his father." Blaze whispered followed by a swift kick to the shins from Draco.
"I don't bitch I humbly offer my opinion or complain when it is needed." Draco huffed.
"Yeah, complain like a little sissy." Michelle sniggered. Draco gave her another death glare.
Meanwhile on the other side of the Slytherin table, Lucius was sitting with Severus and was watching Draco.
"Did you see that!?" Lucius snarled. "That thief just used the Malfoy death glare. My father taught me that!"
"Sure." Severus sighed; he was too busy trying to get back on talking terms with Lily. There was another copy of James Potter near her now. This made things more complicated; bastard probably cloned himself to harass poor Lily from all directions. Merlin's beard, he was probably going to gang rape her with the other copies of himself he kept. He made a mental note to warn her.
"Are you listening?!" Lucius elbowed Severus. Severus had to continue to stay on good terms with Lucius, seeing that Lucius came from a highly respected pureblood family in the wizarding world and Severus was well…a half-breed. Also, ever since Severus had hung around Lucius, Potter didn't even come near him.
"Yes I am Lucius." Severus sighed.
"Hey, Michelle. I dare you to make eye contact with Snape and wink at him than continue to lick your lips at him." Blaze whispered.
"Rub your nipple while you're licking your lips." Draco yawned.
Michelle didn't have to think about it. She so was, but she needed to get his attention.
"I need to get his bloody attention." Michelle sighed. I can't do it unless he looks this way…
"We should acquaint ourselves to Draco's father more." Blaze suggested.
"Why so I can become best friends with him?" Draco sarcastically said.
"Just make sure you sit behind Snape." Michelle grinned.
Harry and Hermione noticed that Michelle, Draco and Blaze were getting up and heading towards Lucius and Snape.
"I sense trouble…"Hermione whispered.
"Trouble?" James smiled instantly. It was like he had a radar for trouble.
Their eyes followed Michelle, Draco and Blaze.
"So" Draco stiffly said to his teenage father as he and Blaze sat themselves beside Severus and Michelle sat down beside Lucius on the long bench forming a party of 5 all sitting beside each other.
"I'm afraid I have the wrong impression on you…Lucius." Michelle said.
She was absolutely right. How can you hate the sex god of Slytherin, even girls from other houses practically frolicked behind him. He returned a seductive smile than turned to the other boys, with a look of disgust.
"You're going to have to forgive me, what are your names?" He gave a look that was clear he looked down on them.
"Draco Mal-Manson." Draco hissed remember the fact that he wasn't a Malfoy in this era.
"Blaze Banzani" Blaze had replied rather professionally.
"Manson and Banzani…Don't believe I've ever heard of those names." Lucius smirked.
Draco was about to give him the 'wait till my father hears about this' speech but then realized that he was talking right to him and for once in his life he didn't have the comfort of the Malfoy family name by his side to protect him.
"…Well that must prove how unknowledgeable you are." Draco snapped back.
Soon father and son started bickering.
In the meantime Michelle was staring at Severus Snape the entire time. A few times Severus made brief eye contact with her than look away looking rather guilty and would occasionally flush. Michelle was getting rather irritated; her plan was not going as planned.
Finally it seemed that Severus got comfortable enough to look back at her mockingly.
Show time! Michelle thought to herself.
She (attempted) to stare seductively at him; he stared back at her rather questioningly. It was beginning to become quite clear that he didn't receive female attention ever. She winked at him as he continued to eye her suspiciously, even when she licked her lips it didn't really seem to occur to him what was happening. The nipple rub was coming soon, but as soon as she did it, it hit him. He turned beet red and his jaw was slowly opening. At one point the awkward look on Severus' face was so noticeable that Lucius stop bickering with Draco and stared at Severus questioningly. Soon Lucius noticing Draco and Blaze sniggering, whenever he turned away Michelle stopped. But as soon as he turned back she continued.
"Are you mocking me?" Lucius finally snapped.
"No." Michelle replied honestly.
Lucius raised an eyebrow and got up.
"Well," Lucius snapped "Severus and I better be going. I presume I will be seeing you three in the common room." He stuck his nose up and walked away as Severus followed closely behind.
"I respect Professor Snape but I never knew…" Draco trailed off.
"That he was such a wimp?" Blaze finished his sentence with a grin.
"Don't talk about my darling like that!" Michelle rolled her eyes.
"You sound just like Pansy" Blaze added. Michelle immediately scowled at that comment.
They were off to quite a start, the time spent here was surely going to be quite an adventure.
A/N: Sorry if it wasn't as random as before. I will be updating old chapters, thoughts?