Greetings everybody!
I am Lorelei, evil author and big time baddie. Welcome to IBC: Fairy Tail. The author has tragically disappeared somewhere so I'm taking over. She also informed me that she's super glad to get over 100 reviews. Yay I guess. But this time it's time for us evil wizards to get some recognition! No longer will the good guys push us down, this month we'll take over this fanfiction!
*dark wizards cheer as Lorelei takes a bow*
Minerva: Lorelei has done us well. She will show you viewers what a real dump looks like!
Zancrow: Can you already feel the excitement! I'm so ready to start!
Midnight: Yes we all are, Zancrow. But since the author has disappeared, who's going to read the reviews?
Imitatia: I'll read the reviews if Lucy-nee comes with me!
Angel: No I shall read the reviews from the previous chapter!
Amethystfairy1: Ah yes you're the one that suggested the war of the guilds. Thank you for your entire villainous requests.
The World Of Rabbitleap: Yes Aquarius did surprise me at the end! I'm appalled that she would do something so evil! I like her spunk.
IcePrinceRay: Nobody told me that Aquarius is gone! *glances at Lorelei* did you know that? Lorelei: Of course if you read the manga Angel you would've noticed.
killila23400: Ah yes the dragon of apocalypse himself. I think we shall dump him. That would sound rather nice, don't you think?
Lorelei: Now that that's all said and done, who would like to go first?
*no one replies*
Lorelei: Aw come on people work with me here!
Minerva: This is more of a filler chapter, not an actual dump.
Rustyrose: I thought there was going to be a dump this chapter.
Minerva: Well we've fired up the laptop in the designated area for the author, but she refuses to write.
Midnight: Well make her write! We can force her to do our bidding.
Erigor: I'll put an air lock spell on the door so she can't get out.
Lorelei: How gruesome can you get? I guess we'll have to dump somebody tomorrow.
Mary Hughes: Oh wait! Maybe we can fill something in this spot for the viewers.
Racer: Such as?
Mary Hughes: *rubbing her palms together* How about a song?
Everybody looks at her.
Mary Hughes: Trust me on this one.
Lorelei: How about a poem instead?
Rustyrose: I'll help you with this one!
Mary Hughes: How incredibly lame!
IBC: Villains Unite! Poem Special!
Wizards and witches from every age.
Would you like to see something strange?
Come and us and you will see.
The Dark Guilds of Fiore.
We are the evil ones! Wreck houses, having fun.
Fairies scream in the dead of night
We are the evil ones! Won't stop until we're done!
Control the world till the Fiore runs of fright
These are our guilds, everybody scream
We'll list them if you please.
We are Eisenwald, the first guild you saw.
Led by the reaper known as Erigor
From the Tower of Heaven if you recall,
Ikagura, Vidalus, and Fukoro from Death's Head Caucus
We are the dark guilds, we are the dark guilds
Dark guilds rule and good ones drool!
In our guilds, evil as sin
Everyone's looking for Zeref!
Grimoire Heart! Don't we love it now!
Everyone had magic in their eyes!
Ultear controlled time, Merudy your death,
Zancrow fire, Kain with hair,
Rustyrose imagination caused disbelief across the nation.
These are Dark Guilds
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream!
Dark guilds are coming through your screens.
We are the ones called Oracion Seis.
We appeared once, no thrice in your face!
Mysterious Midnight, speedy Racer, Angel fair,
And Imitatia with the curly brown hair.
The really evil guild Tartarus!
Led by E.N.D that no one wants!
Demons of Zeref unite!
With Minerva, a terrible sight.
These are the Dark guilds of Fiore.
Hoping that you'll come back for more.
All month long you better watch out.
They will make you scream and shout.
And to top it off, just for you.
We'll dump Acnologia too!
Lorelei: Wow you're so good at this, Rustyrose.
Rustyrose: It's a gift.
Lorelei: What would the author say at a time like this? Oh yeah! Who goes next? You decide!
Minerva: Don't delay we're going to start tomorrow!
Kyouka: I know I'm excited.
Midnight: This'll be a month to remember.
Lorelei: Don't forget to review!
Zancrow: Or else! *lights his body on fire*