Total Tortimer Island
Episode XXIII - Mr. Resetti, King of Monsters
[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]
TORTIMER
Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...
[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]
TORTIMER
The final six had to compete in a crazy obstacle course the many-places of Animal Crossing. In the end, both Brewster and Kapp'n were concussed and Mr. Resetti won immunity. Celeste confided with Lyle assuming she was going to get voted off, but Mr. Resetti had other plans, and instead got Digby, and Kapp'n to vote of Lyle.
[In the present day...]
TORTIMER
Who will come out on top? And whose moving on to the final four? Find out right here on TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]
Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 8
[In the cabin, Kicks has a dream. He is loving with a girlfriend. She transforms herself into a monster. Kicks wakes up.]
KICKS
CRIKEY. What a nightmare.
[Outside...]
DR. SHRUNK
Tortimer, it's kind of feels like filler to me.
TORTIMER
Dr. Shrunk.
DR. SHRUNK
Yes.
TORTIMER
Get out of my shot!
[Suddenly, various monsters appear. They stole Dr. Shrunk. Tortimer is afraid.]
DR. SHRUNK
TORTIMER!
[The villagers get out of the cabin.]
CELESTE
What's going on?
DIGBY
It's nightmare! Run away!
[The villagers run away to meet Tortimer.]
CELESTE
Tortimer, what's going on with the chaos?!
TORTIMER
The challenge, that's what.
DIGBY
What is the challenge?
KICKS
Well, since there are monsters everywhere, I can only assume the challenge will probably involve one of us dying.
[In a flashback in episode 15.]
TORTIMER
A few episodes ago, Reese, and Redd snuck off and pause the island destruction systems.
[In the present day...]
TORTIMER
However, it appears Tortimer Island is taking another route for destruction. The pause button must be deactivated.
CELESTE
So, what do we do?
TORTIMER
There's a main reactor switch inside that same area or so I'm told. If you pull the lever, it turns all the monsters into sleep mode. Your challenge is to run to the hatch, and flip the lever to off. The first villager to flip the switch wins invincibility, and is moving on to the final four.
[A winged creature takes Tortimer away.]
TORTIMER
Good luck, villagers.
KICKS
I told you somebody would die.
DIGBY
Well, I'm out of here.
[Digby exits.]
MR. RESETTI
I got this one guys.
CELESTE
No, no you don't! You are going to stay here, and be quiet while I win immunity. I'm so sick of you. I can spend cut with shells.
MR. RESETTI
Oh, look at the big bad owl scholar. I'm so scared.
CELESTE
Oh, you should be.
MR. RESETTI
Listen, pretty girl, I don't care that you're educational. I don't care which family you're from. And I definitely do not care about your pity threads. You are nothing compared to me. I'm the one with the power in this game, and I'm the one whose already stripped you of your great power, and whatever dignity you had to start with.
KICKS
Kick your moves, Celeste.
CELESTE
Get back, you fat mole!
MR. RESETTI
Never!
[Celeste hits Mr. Resetti.]
KICKS
CRIKEY!
CELESTE
Not so top. Are you?
[Mr. Resetti stands up.]
MR. RESETTI
It's time to feel the power to reset all of you.
[Mr. Resetti drinks a potion. He grows muscular, and is transformed into a very big, hideous mole.]
MR. RESETTI
It's... RESETTI TIME!
KICKS
Oh my gosh! Celeste, run!
[Celeste scream, and runs away. Digby runs with her. Kapp'n is surrounded by more monsters.]
DIGBY
Kapp'n.
KAPP'N
I like animals. Do you like animals?
[The monster throws Kapp'n away. Celeste goes to the forest.]
CELESTE
Resetti, what are you talking about this?
MR. RESETTI
It's time to reset you!
[Celeste runs to a cave.]
Sequence 3
[In the cave...]
CELESTE
I got to find this lever thing before Redd actually spoke.
[She sees the villagers.]
CELESTE
What the-
[The villager shushes.]
MR. RESETTI
Celeste, where are you?
CELESTE
Darn. I got to get out of here. Do you guys know where is the exit?
ROSCOE
The exit is at the top of the wishing well.
CELESTE
Thanks.
[Celeste walks towards the wishing well. In the darkest chamber...]
MR. RESETTI
I can smell your perfume! (brakes the door.) HERE'S RESETTI!
[At the top of the wishing well, Digby watches.]
DIGBY
There has to be the way to find that hatch. Hmm... I need a rope.
[In the forest...]
KAPP'N
I can do this. Kapp'n can win. I'll not be crushed by monsters.
[A glowing eyed monster stares at Kapp'n.]
KAPP'N
But, I'm hungry. (sees a vision of food) Yummy, cucumbers!
[Kapp'n eats the monster.]
KAPP'N
I need more food!
[By the wishing well...]
KICKS
Celeste. Celeste! Oh, darn. Come on! Celeste, where are you?
[Brewster pops out.]
BREWSTER
Hey! Oh, thank you, Kicks. I've found you.
KICKS
Brewster, what are we going to do about all this? We have to stop the competition. People could die.
BREWSTER
I can do anything about it. The only way is to shut off these monsters is to pull the lever.
KICKS
I bet Mr. Resetti has already on his way right now. Is there no other way?
BREWSTER
No. Uh... Wait. Actually...
KICKS
Yes, yes. What is it?
BREWSTER
I mean, I don't know if it'll work, shoemaker.
KICKS
Listen, mate, Celeste is in trouble. I'm not about to stand here and watch it torn to shreds by a psycho mole. Tell me!
BREWSTER
Okay. They're in a control room.
KICKS
What about it?
BREWSTER
The control room allows Tortimer to see everything that's happening around Tortimer Island. If you are in there, you can locate the lever yourself, and maybe activate it from there.
KICKS
But then, why did Tortimer did say that in the first place?!
BREWSTER
It's called Total Tortimer for a reason.
KICKS
Whatever. Where's the lever?
BREWSTER
I mean, I'm Tortimer's closest assistant, and he never lets me go in there. It's got a lot of personal items. He doesn't like people messing-
KICKS
Where is it, Brewster?!
BREWSTER
Gee, it's near-
[Another winded creature takes Brewster.]
KICKS
Great! Oh, Celeste, please be okay.
[In the dungeon...]
CELESTE
I got to find a way out of these tunnels.
MR. RESETTI
There you are!
[Mr. Resetti chases Celeste.]
CELESTE
No, I have to win this. For K. K. Slider, and Blathers! (steps out of the cliff) Oh no!
[She stares at the earth's core, and Mr. Resetti tries to attack her. Back in Roost Cafeteria...]
DIGBY
Hmm... Now where would Tortimer stashed my magnifying glass? (looks in a refrigerator) Oh, cool statue.
[The statue transforms.]
DIGBY
Whoa! Hey can you help me find my magnifying glass?
[The creature runs away.]
DIGBY
Hey, wait for me!
[Digby chases after the creature. In the beach, Kapp'n eats many monsters.]
KAPP'N
More! Whoa!
[Digby throws "eat me" cake, and Kapp'n eats it.]
KAPP'N
I don't feel so good.
[Kicks has to find the switch. In the forest, A villager fights the monster.]
KICKS
No, Kicks, save Celeste.
ROSCOE
You want a piece of me?
KICKS
Oh. Hey! Hey you, chum! Big monster freak! Get over here! Come an get me! I am really delicious.
[Kicks sprays the monster.]
KICKS
It's okay. You're safe.
ROSCOE
Thank you, mate. (walks away)
KICKS
Wait, do you know where Tortimer's control room is?
ROSCOE
No, no!
KICKS
Please, I have to save my mate. Just like how I saved you.
ROSCOE
It leads to the cave.
KICKS
Oh thank you, mate.
[Kicks enters to a cave. Back in the cave...]
MR. RESETTI
Looks like this is the end of the line, Celeste.
CELESTE
I don't think so! I have a bomb in my hands, and if you back off, I'll set it off.
MR. RESETTI
You're bluffing. If you activated it, it would blow both of us tour doom.
CELESTE
It's worth it to get rid of you!
MR. RESETTI
Do you think I'm a fool?
CELESTE
No!
MR. RESETTI
I'll crush you with my pick-axe!
[Celeste jumps away to the other side of the crust.]
CELESTE
I made it! See you on a mission, Mr. Resetti.
MR. RESETTI
This is far from over!
[Back in the forest, the creature finds toys.]
DIGBY
Is it here, boy? (sees the magnifying glass) Yes it is! (picks it up) It's okay, Isabelle, you're safe now.
[In Digby's confession camera...]
DIGBY
Hey, before you judge me, I have a really good reason why I named my magnifying glass Isabelle. It's because well, I need help.
[In reality...]
DIGBY
Now, I can win this game for sure.
[Digby spies tracks for monsters with his magnifying glass, as the creature goes with him. In the earth's core...]
CELESTE
Gosh, he's at it again.
MR. RESETTI
Stop running! This ends now! (roaring)
[Digby enters.]
DIGBY
You can say that again.
MR. RESETTI
Back off, servant.
[Mr. Resetti pushes Digby off.]
MR. RESETTI
This is between me, and Celeste.
[Outside...]
KICKS
Finally, I found it.
[Kicks goes inside. In the control room.]
KICKS
NO! Celeste! I must wait! I have to win now! It's a typical challenge.
[The button electrifies. Back in the core, Kapp'n enters.]
CELESTE
Kapp'n, what happened to you?
KAPP'N
Oh, buckle, I ain't a lot.
MR. RESETTI
Zip it! This is my epic ending, defeat. I will destroy her on television, so the whole world can see.
[All the eliminated villagers see Mr. Resetti goes savage.]
DON RESETTI
That's my Sonny!
BRAD
I told that.
[Back in the control room...]
KICKS
No, NO! The switch! No! Not now! Come on, you bad-tempered machine, you're running out of time! CELESTE!
[Back in the core...]
MR. RESETTI
Time to end this!
[Celeste screams.]
DIGBY
NO! Take this!
[Digby tries to calm Mr. Resetti down by using bombs, but cannot because Kapp'n eats them with an "eat me" cake.]
KAPP'N
I feel funny again.
[Kapp'n's size grows larger.]
MR. RESETTI
You fool! Trying to get me with weapons. How childish!
[Mr. Resetti's pick-axe breaks Digby's magnifying glass.]
DIGBY
My magnifying glass!
MR. RESETTI
And now, your life will be crushed.
CELESTE
STOP!
[Celeste throws a large stone, and hit Mr. Resetti.]
DIGBY
Oh, thanks, Celeste for saving my life.
CELESTE
Whatever. Don't mention it. Let's just go before he transforms into a dragon, and burn us all.
[Celeste, and Digby climb on Kapp'n, and he destroys every single monster.]
KAPP'N
You guys are so tiny.
[Kapp'n shrinks down.]
CELESTE
Well, Kapp'n, you did it. You destroyed all the monsters.
[Everything in Tortimer Island is fine. Meanwhile, back in the core, Mr. Resetti gets up.]
MR. RESETTI
Yes he did, but I found the hatch.
[In the main reactor.]
MR. RESETTI
At last. Final three, here I come.
[All the entire villagers cries for disaster.]
AGENT S
Oh no! Bye for now!
[Three other villagers watch TV.]
THREE VILLAGERS
Oh no!
APOLLO
Hey guys, chill it out.
[Several villagers in the jungle cry.]
JUNGLE VILLAGERS
Oh no.
[In the jungle.]
KEVIN
Louie! Get in here!
[Axel enters.]
AXEL
What do you stop your yapping. A decent villager can't get any sleep nowadays. Young hooligans with their televises and their cell phones hippie nonsense.
[Axel exits. Back in the main reactor...]
MR. RESETTI
Yes!
[Mr. Resetti transforms himself back to normal. He pulls the lever, and the main reactor begins to vibrate.]
COMPUTER VOICE
Island destruction system now.
MR. RESETTI
Yes! I won!
Sequence 4
[Back at camp...]
TORTIMER
Congratulations, Kapp'n.
MR. RESETTI
(gets shocked) What? I won fair and square. I pulled the lever just like you asked. I saved the island.
TORTIMER
True, but Kapp'n saved me and everyone else by crushing all the monsters between his toes.
KAPP'N
I like cucumbers to eat, buckle, but I have some potatoes, which can be used to make tater tots!
TORTIMER
Therefore, Mr. Resetti, you lost. And Kapp'n, you won. As for the rest of you, I'll see you in a few hours of the last elimination ceremony of this season.
MR. RESETTI
This isn't over!
[Mr. Resetti exits.]
TORTIMER
What's wrong with her?
[In Roost Cafeteria...]
CELESTE
So, are we all in agreement then?
DIGBY
Yeah. I'm with you. I'm sorry for calling you a home-wreaker earlier.
CELESTE
Oh, Digby, you don't have to apologize.
DIGBY
How can you be so nice to me after all the mean things I said?
CELESTE
I'm a scholar, but I'm also a lady. I have a heart. People make mistakes. I can't hold a mistake over someone's head. It just leads to disappointment, chill, and disaster.
KICKS
Yeah, chum, that's Celeste for you. He make mistakes just like everyone else, but he's wicked to the end. You're a good solid friend. We forgive you, Digby.
DIGBY
Oh well, thanks.
[In Digby's confession camera...]
DIGBY
Wow, Celeste is really nice. Nothing at all like the home-wreaker I thought she was. She's a nice home-wreaker.
[In reality, outside of the camp...]
MR. RESETTI
I don't care. Vote for the young scholar or else.
DIGBY
Or else what? You'll slice me with a pick-axe?
[Mr. Resetti transforms into a savage one.]
DIGBY
Don't make me do that!
[He seizes the coat, and destroys it, but he transforms back to normal.]
DIGBY
That wasn't a good idea.
MR. RESETTI
I'll slice you in half.
[Digby screams. Later, at the campfire ceremony...]
TORTIMER
Right this final five is soon to be a final four. Kapp'n has invincibility. Strangely enough for the second time, while Mr. Resetti is on the fritz.
MR. RESETTI
Dry it up! Hey, what the heck? I didn't do that.
TORTIMER
Today, we're doing something a little special. We're going to be reading off the votes. Celeste, you chose to vote off Mr. Resetti.
MR. RESETTI
I can't be eliminated again.
TORTIMER
Mr. Resetti, you chose to vote off Celeste.
CELESTE
Predictable much.
TORTIMER
Digby, you chose to vote off Celeste.
CELESTE
Oh no.
TORTIMER
Kapp'n, as the winner of this challenge, you chose to vote off Mr. Resetti.
KAPP'N
I thought we were signing up for free candy.
TORTIMER
And finally, Kicks, for the final vote, you have chosen to vote off...
Mr. Resetti.
[Celeste takes a candy bar to eat.]
TORTIMER
Sorry, Mr. Resetti, but once again, you're out of here.
MR. RESETTI
What? Not again? I'll slice you into half!
[Mr. Resetti transforms himself into the savage beast.]
TORTIMER
Digby, what's wrong with him?
DIGBY
He destroyed my magnifying glass, and my coat. They must be conflicting with each other.
CELESTE
What are we do?
TORTIMER
Take cover!
BREWSTER
INCOMING!
[Don Resetti comes back to save his brother.]
DON
SONNY! STOP IT!
MR. RESETTI
Brother?!
DON
I need you to stop this madness. Forgive me!
[Mr. Resetti forgives Don, as he transforms back to normal.]
MR. RESETTI
You're right, Don, I'm so sorry for every bad things.
DON
It's all right, Sonny, you're going to be okay.
[Mr. Resetti hugs his brother, sobbing, because he has been eliminated again.]
DON
Let's go home, Sonny.
MR. RESETTI
No problem.
[Tortimer, Celeste, Digby, Kapp'n, Kicks, Brewster, and Dr. Shrunk see Mr. Resetti forgiving Don.]
TORTIMER
What are they doing. Dr. Shrunk.
DR. SHRUNK
Yes, sir.
TORTIMER
Mr. Resetti has forgiving his brother. Take the Resetti brothers to the cannon of losers.
CELESTE
That is just...
DIGBY
No words can explain what just happen, Celeste, no words.
[In the dock of shame...]
TORTIMER
Any final words, Mr. Resetti?
MR. RESETTI
Gee, my brother and I must work back at the Surveillance Center again. Right, Don.
DON
Yes, Sonny.
TORTIMER
Relationship forgiveness, but you're at will, Dr. Shrunk.
[The cannon blast the Resetti brothers off from Tortimer Island.]
CELESTE
That is the perfect way to end this season.
TORTIMER
We only have four left. Tune in next time for the three episodic season finale of the most epic show ever; TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!
KAPP'N
TATER TOTS!
[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]
TO BE CONTINUED...
