Total Tortimer Island

Episode XXIII - Mr. Resetti, King of Monsters


[Screen appears. In the dock, Tortimer appears.]

TORTIMER

Last time, on Total Tortimer Island...

[Series of flashbacks from the previous episode]

TORTIMER

The final six had to compete in a crazy obstacle course the many-places of Animal Crossing. In the end, both Brewster and Kapp'n were concussed and Mr. Resetti won immunity. Celeste confided with Lyle assuming she was going to get voted off, but Mr. Resetti had other plans, and instead got Digby, and Kapp'n to vote of Lyle.

[In the present day...]

TORTIMER

Who will come out on top? And whose moving on to the final four? Find out right here on TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

[On the title, camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and opening sequence.]


Sequence 2 - Wednesday - Week 8

[In the cabin, Kicks has a dream. He is loving with a girlfriend. She transforms herself into a monster. Kicks wakes up.]

KICKS

CRIKEY. What a nightmare.

[Outside...]

DR. SHRUNK

Tortimer, it's kind of feels like filler to me.

TORTIMER

Dr. Shrunk.

DR. SHRUNK

Yes.

TORTIMER

Get out of my shot!

[Suddenly, various monsters appear. They stole Dr. Shrunk. Tortimer is afraid.]

DR. SHRUNK

TORTIMER!

[The villagers get out of the cabin.]

CELESTE

What's going on?

DIGBY

It's nightmare! Run away!

[The villagers run away to meet Tortimer.]

CELESTE

Tortimer, what's going on with the chaos?!

TORTIMER

The challenge, that's what.

DIGBY

What is the challenge?

KICKS

Well, since there are monsters everywhere, I can only assume the challenge will probably involve one of us dying.

[In a flashback in episode 15.]

TORTIMER

A few episodes ago, Reese, and Redd snuck off and pause the island destruction systems.

[In the present day...]

TORTIMER

However, it appears Tortimer Island is taking another route for destruction. The pause button must be deactivated.

CELESTE

So, what do we do?

TORTIMER

There's a main reactor switch inside that same area or so I'm told. If you pull the lever, it turns all the monsters into sleep mode. Your challenge is to run to the hatch, and flip the lever to off. The first villager to flip the switch wins invincibility, and is moving on to the final four.

[A winged creature takes Tortimer away.]

TORTIMER

Good luck, villagers.

KICKS

I told you somebody would die.

DIGBY

Well, I'm out of here.

[Digby exits.]

MR. RESETTI

I got this one guys.

CELESTE

No, no you don't! You are going to stay here, and be quiet while I win immunity. I'm so sick of you. I can spend cut with shells.

MR. RESETTI

Oh, look at the big bad owl scholar. I'm so scared.

CELESTE

Oh, you should be.

MR. RESETTI

Listen, pretty girl, I don't care that you're educational. I don't care which family you're from. And I definitely do not care about your pity threads. You are nothing compared to me. I'm the one with the power in this game, and I'm the one whose already stripped you of your great power, and whatever dignity you had to start with.

KICKS

Kick your moves, Celeste.

CELESTE

Get back, you fat mole!

MR. RESETTI

Never!

[Celeste hits Mr. Resetti.]

KICKS

CRIKEY!

CELESTE

Not so top. Are you?

[Mr. Resetti stands up.]

MR. RESETTI

It's time to feel the power to reset all of you.

[Mr. Resetti drinks a potion. He grows muscular, and is transformed into a very big, hideous mole.]

MR. RESETTI

It's... RESETTI TIME!

KICKS

Oh my gosh! Celeste, run!

[Celeste scream, and runs away. Digby runs with her. Kapp'n is surrounded by more monsters.]

DIGBY

Kapp'n.

KAPP'N

I like animals. Do you like animals?

[The monster throws Kapp'n away. Celeste goes to the forest.]

CELESTE

Resetti, what are you talking about this?

MR. RESETTI

It's time to reset you!

[Celeste runs to a cave.]


Sequence 3

[In the cave...]

CELESTE

I got to find this lever thing before Redd actually spoke.

[She sees the villagers.]

CELESTE

What the-

[The villager shushes.]

MR. RESETTI

Celeste, where are you?

CELESTE

Darn. I got to get out of here. Do you guys know where is the exit?

ROSCOE

The exit is at the top of the wishing well.

CELESTE

Thanks.

[Celeste walks towards the wishing well. In the darkest chamber...]

MR. RESETTI

I can smell your perfume! (brakes the door.) HERE'S RESETTI!

[At the top of the wishing well, Digby watches.]

DIGBY

There has to be the way to find that hatch. Hmm... I need a rope.

[In the forest...]

KAPP'N

I can do this. Kapp'n can win. I'll not be crushed by monsters.

[A glowing eyed monster stares at Kapp'n.]

KAPP'N

But, I'm hungry. (sees a vision of food) Yummy, cucumbers!

[Kapp'n eats the monster.]

KAPP'N

I need more food!

[By the wishing well...]

KICKS

Celeste. Celeste! Oh, darn. Come on! Celeste, where are you?

[Brewster pops out.]

BREWSTER

Hey! Oh, thank you, Kicks. I've found you.

KICKS

Brewster, what are we going to do about all this? We have to stop the competition. People could die.

BREWSTER

I can do anything about it. The only way is to shut off these monsters is to pull the lever.

KICKS

I bet Mr. Resetti has already on his way right now. Is there no other way?

BREWSTER

No. Uh... Wait. Actually...

KICKS

Yes, yes. What is it?

BREWSTER

I mean, I don't know if it'll work, shoemaker.

KICKS

Listen, mate, Celeste is in trouble. I'm not about to stand here and watch it torn to shreds by a psycho mole. Tell me!

BREWSTER

Okay. They're in a control room.

KICKS

What about it?

BREWSTER

The control room allows Tortimer to see everything that's happening around Tortimer Island. If you are in there, you can locate the lever yourself, and maybe activate it from there.

KICKS

But then, why did Tortimer did say that in the first place?!

BREWSTER

It's called Total Tortimer for a reason.

KICKS

Whatever. Where's the lever?

BREWSTER

I mean, I'm Tortimer's closest assistant, and he never lets me go in there. It's got a lot of personal items. He doesn't like people messing-

KICKS

Where is it, Brewster?!

BREWSTER

Gee, it's near-

[Another winded creature takes Brewster.]

KICKS

Great! Oh, Celeste, please be okay.

[In the dungeon...]

CELESTE

I got to find a way out of these tunnels.

MR. RESETTI

There you are!

[Mr. Resetti chases Celeste.]

CELESTE

No, I have to win this. For K. K. Slider, and Blathers! (steps out of the cliff) Oh no!

[She stares at the earth's core, and Mr. Resetti tries to attack her. Back in Roost Cafeteria...]

DIGBY

Hmm... Now where would Tortimer stashed my magnifying glass? (looks in a refrigerator) Oh, cool statue.

[The statue transforms.]

DIGBY

Whoa! Hey can you help me find my magnifying glass?

[The creature runs away.]

DIGBY

Hey, wait for me!

[Digby chases after the creature. In the beach, Kapp'n eats many monsters.]

KAPP'N

More! Whoa!

[Digby throws "eat me" cake, and Kapp'n eats it.]

KAPP'N

I don't feel so good.

[Kicks has to find the switch. In the forest, A villager fights the monster.]

KICKS

No, Kicks, save Celeste.

ROSCOE

You want a piece of me?

KICKS

Oh. Hey! Hey you, chum! Big monster freak! Get over here! Come an get me! I am really delicious.

[Kicks sprays the monster.]

KICKS

It's okay. You're safe.

ROSCOE

Thank you, mate. (walks away)

KICKS

Wait, do you know where Tortimer's control room is?

ROSCOE

No, no!

KICKS

Please, I have to save my mate. Just like how I saved you.

ROSCOE

It leads to the cave.

KICKS

Oh thank you, mate.

[Kicks enters to a cave. Back in the cave...]

MR. RESETTI

Looks like this is the end of the line, Celeste.

CELESTE

I don't think so! I have a bomb in my hands, and if you back off, I'll set it off.

MR. RESETTI

You're bluffing. If you activated it, it would blow both of us tour doom.

CELESTE

It's worth it to get rid of you!

MR. RESETTI

Do you think I'm a fool?

CELESTE

No!

MR. RESETTI

I'll crush you with my pick-axe!

[Celeste jumps away to the other side of the crust.]

CELESTE

I made it! See you on a mission, Mr. Resetti.

MR. RESETTI

This is far from over!

[Back in the forest, the creature finds toys.]

DIGBY

Is it here, boy? (sees the magnifying glass) Yes it is! (picks it up) It's okay, Isabelle, you're safe now.

[In Digby's confession camera...]

DIGBY

Hey, before you judge me, I have a really good reason why I named my magnifying glass Isabelle. It's because well, I need help.

[In reality...]

DIGBY

Now, I can win this game for sure.

[Digby spies tracks for monsters with his magnifying glass, as the creature goes with him. In the earth's core...]

CELESTE

Gosh, he's at it again.

MR. RESETTI

Stop running! This ends now! (roaring)

[Digby enters.]

DIGBY

You can say that again.

MR. RESETTI

Back off, servant.

[Mr. Resetti pushes Digby off.]

MR. RESETTI

This is between me, and Celeste.

[Outside...]

KICKS

Finally, I found it.

[Kicks goes inside. In the control room.]

KICKS

NO! Celeste! I must wait! I have to win now! It's a typical challenge.

[The button electrifies. Back in the core, Kapp'n enters.]

CELESTE

Kapp'n, what happened to you?

KAPP'N

Oh, buckle, I ain't a lot.

MR. RESETTI

Zip it! This is my epic ending, defeat. I will destroy her on television, so the whole world can see.

[All the eliminated villagers see Mr. Resetti goes savage.]

DON RESETTI

That's my Sonny!

BRAD

I told that.

[Back in the control room...]

KICKS

No, NO! The switch! No! Not now! Come on, you bad-tempered machine, you're running out of time! CELESTE!

[Back in the core...]

MR. RESETTI

Time to end this!

[Celeste screams.]

DIGBY

NO! Take this!

[Digby tries to calm Mr. Resetti down by using bombs, but cannot because Kapp'n eats them with an "eat me" cake.]

KAPP'N

I feel funny again.

[Kapp'n's size grows larger.]

MR. RESETTI

You fool! Trying to get me with weapons. How childish!

[Mr. Resetti's pick-axe breaks Digby's magnifying glass.]

DIGBY

My magnifying glass!

MR. RESETTI

And now, your life will be crushed.

CELESTE

STOP!

[Celeste throws a large stone, and hit Mr. Resetti.]

DIGBY

Oh, thanks, Celeste for saving my life.

CELESTE

Whatever. Don't mention it. Let's just go before he transforms into a dragon, and burn us all.

[Celeste, and Digby climb on Kapp'n, and he destroys every single monster.]

KAPP'N

You guys are so tiny.

[Kapp'n shrinks down.]

CELESTE

Well, Kapp'n, you did it. You destroyed all the monsters.

[Everything in Tortimer Island is fine. Meanwhile, back in the core, Mr. Resetti gets up.]

MR. RESETTI

Yes he did, but I found the hatch.

[In the main reactor.]

MR. RESETTI

At last. Final three, here I come.

[All the entire villagers cries for disaster.]

AGENT S

Oh no! Bye for now!

[Three other villagers watch TV.]

THREE VILLAGERS

Oh no!

APOLLO

Hey guys, chill it out.

[Several villagers in the jungle cry.]

JUNGLE VILLAGERS

Oh no.

[In the jungle.]

KEVIN

Louie! Get in here!

[Axel enters.]

AXEL

What do you stop your yapping. A decent villager can't get any sleep nowadays. Young hooligans with their televises and their cell phones hippie nonsense.

[Axel exits. Back in the main reactor...]

MR. RESETTI

Yes!

[Mr. Resetti transforms himself back to normal. He pulls the lever, and the main reactor begins to vibrate.]

COMPUTER VOICE

Island destruction system now.

MR. RESETTI

Yes! I won!


Sequence 4

[Back at camp...]

TORTIMER

Congratulations, Kapp'n.

MR. RESETTI

(gets shocked) What? I won fair and square. I pulled the lever just like you asked. I saved the island.

TORTIMER

True, but Kapp'n saved me and everyone else by crushing all the monsters between his toes.

KAPP'N

I like cucumbers to eat, buckle, but I have some potatoes, which can be used to make tater tots!

TORTIMER

Therefore, Mr. Resetti, you lost. And Kapp'n, you won. As for the rest of you, I'll see you in a few hours of the last elimination ceremony of this season.

MR. RESETTI

This isn't over!

[Mr. Resetti exits.]

TORTIMER

What's wrong with her?

[In Roost Cafeteria...]

CELESTE

So, are we all in agreement then?

DIGBY

Yeah. I'm with you. I'm sorry for calling you a home-wreaker earlier.

CELESTE

Oh, Digby, you don't have to apologize.

DIGBY

How can you be so nice to me after all the mean things I said?

CELESTE

I'm a scholar, but I'm also a lady. I have a heart. People make mistakes. I can't hold a mistake over someone's head. It just leads to disappointment, chill, and disaster.

KICKS

Yeah, chum, that's Celeste for you. He make mistakes just like everyone else, but he's wicked to the end. You're a good solid friend. We forgive you, Digby.

DIGBY

Oh well, thanks.

[In Digby's confession camera...]

DIGBY

Wow, Celeste is really nice. Nothing at all like the home-wreaker I thought she was. She's a nice home-wreaker.

[In reality, outside of the camp...]

MR. RESETTI

I don't care. Vote for the young scholar or else.

DIGBY

Or else what? You'll slice me with a pick-axe?

[Mr. Resetti transforms into a savage one.]

DIGBY

Don't make me do that!

[He seizes the coat, and destroys it, but he transforms back to normal.]

DIGBY

That wasn't a good idea.

MR. RESETTI

I'll slice you in half.

[Digby screams. Later, at the campfire ceremony...]

TORTIMER

Right this final five is soon to be a final four. Kapp'n has invincibility. Strangely enough for the second time, while Mr. Resetti is on the fritz.

MR. RESETTI

Dry it up! Hey, what the heck? I didn't do that.

TORTIMER

Today, we're doing something a little special. We're going to be reading off the votes. Celeste, you chose to vote off Mr. Resetti.

MR. RESETTI

I can't be eliminated again.

TORTIMER

Mr. Resetti, you chose to vote off Celeste.

CELESTE

Predictable much.

TORTIMER

Digby, you chose to vote off Celeste.

CELESTE

Oh no.

TORTIMER

Kapp'n, as the winner of this challenge, you chose to vote off Mr. Resetti.

KAPP'N

I thought we were signing up for free candy.

TORTIMER

And finally, Kicks, for the final vote, you have chosen to vote off...

Mr. Resetti.

[Celeste takes a candy bar to eat.]

TORTIMER

Sorry, Mr. Resetti, but once again, you're out of here.

MR. RESETTI

What? Not again? I'll slice you into half!

[Mr. Resetti transforms himself into the savage beast.]

TORTIMER

Digby, what's wrong with him?

DIGBY

He destroyed my magnifying glass, and my coat. They must be conflicting with each other.

CELESTE

What are we do?

TORTIMER

Take cover!

BREWSTER

INCOMING!

[Don Resetti comes back to save his brother.]

DON

SONNY! STOP IT!

MR. RESETTI

Brother?!

DON

I need you to stop this madness. Forgive me!

[Mr. Resetti forgives Don, as he transforms back to normal.]

MR. RESETTI

You're right, Don, I'm so sorry for every bad things.

DON

It's all right, Sonny, you're going to be okay.

[Mr. Resetti hugs his brother, sobbing, because he has been eliminated again.]

DON

Let's go home, Sonny.

MR. RESETTI

No problem.

[Tortimer, Celeste, Digby, Kapp'n, Kicks, Brewster, and Dr. Shrunk see Mr. Resetti forgiving Don.]

TORTIMER

What are they doing. Dr. Shrunk.

DR. SHRUNK

Yes, sir.

TORTIMER

Mr. Resetti has forgiving his brother. Take the Resetti brothers to the cannon of losers.

CELESTE

That is just...

DIGBY

No words can explain what just happen, Celeste, no words.

[In the dock of shame...]

TORTIMER

Any final words, Mr. Resetti?

MR. RESETTI

Gee, my brother and I must work back at the Surveillance Center again. Right, Don.

DON

Yes, Sonny.

TORTIMER

Relationship forgiveness, but you're at will, Dr. Shrunk.

[The cannon blast the Resetti brothers off from Tortimer Island.]

CELESTE

That is the perfect way to end this season.

TORTIMER

We only have four left. Tune in next time for the three episodic season finale of the most epic show ever; TOTAL... TORTIMER... ISLAND!

KAPP'N

TATER TOTS!

[The camera zooms out twice, fade to black, and credits roll.]

TO BE CONTINUED...