Those who are fans of Jurassic Park or the world of ancient creatures should read a little limited series I call 'The Savage Island Documentary'. It will have greater importance later in a story, but not this one. And also, just for curiosities sake, how good are 3D conversions of old movies? If anyone can give me some first hand advice, I'd appreciate it.
Also, some work there and my research to answer one of your reviews, in fact a good ol' boy down below me, took up my time.
Bloodedge: I only did one omake. That was full canon. And I wouldn't pity them, but that is just me. Again, it a culture thing there. Characters in Japan that are huge include Sasuke, who is not a scrappy there, like he is in North America. Japan has different levels of like for different characters than we do. There, Stitch is bigger than Mickey Mouse, and God of War barely sells. The 2003 turtles were hated, Xbox 360 sold poorly, Kabuto and Orochimaru aren't nearly as (What do you call villains fans like anyway? Liked? Liked to hate? Utterly loathed?) Thomas the Tank Engine has his own theme park, My Life as a Teenage Robot and Chalk Zone are considered top Nick toons and Japanese Spongebob is considered cute by Japanese adult woman.
Culebara de Sol: I felt like doing it
Niemand: It was a...failed idea
61394: The Justin Bieber pit is a multiverse of Beiber who do everything in sheep like sink. Sing, Dance, Pee...ect ect.
Leaf: I was going at it with pure personality and canon, with no fanon added. So Ginny remained her fiery self, with no accepted magical polgyamy.
Now, while the former Naruhina digests the facts about Japan I dug up.
The academy a day later
Shikamaru, while appearing to be asleep on a deer pillow pet of unknown origin, was actually taking note of all the students who had graduated.
He noted how Naruto seemed to be...lacking his normal exuberance. He wondered why...
But really, it was a troublesome question to ponder. Sheep would not count themselves after all
As Shikamaru resumed his vigil of lambs, Iruka took note of the class.
This class had a strong potential to create legends, and he found that even the one he had originally seen as his greatest tormenter was actually not all that bad.
Iruka was glad to have been proven wrong about his initial worries and prejudices.
So anyway, it was now time to take team categories
"Alright, graduates, today is the day..."
"Okay, you totally stole that line" Kiba huffed
"...Okay then, last time I try to use a line you guys might be familiar with from this decade...today you all will be given your potential assignments. Should your sensei be impressed with your team's skill level, ability to work together or enthusiasm, you will become official ninja. If your sensei is not for which ever reason said sensei is most fixated on, you go to the, special class"
At the phrase, special class...Shino's bugs had a 2% die off.
Choji briefly lost his appetite
Shikamaru woke up in utter fullness
"Wait, what's this about a sensei approval...when did this happen!?" Kiba demanded as Iruka shrugged.
"It has always been there. The Hokage just decided that we might be able to avoid our high fail rate if you guys are aware you have to be good enough in specific ways."
"I'm a damn experiment...I thought that was Hana's problem!?"
"The older sibling curse is not a factor here, now your assignments. Team 1..."
Speaking of Hana
Said Inuzuka daughter, her mother, Kurenai and Anko were lined up, with Kushina's shadow clone informing them of their role after...the incident.
"Alright girls. As you may or may not have figured out, while you were swinging about, getting over various stresses with boy friends, previous traumas and having to have de flea your home, you ended up having sex with me. Now, normally I'm not much for a mass orgy, but I wasn't quite myself at the time. So, while I, or well the real me, will try to work with your personal lives, I will still require your services outside and within my sexual needs"
"As Kurenai and Anko do not have families, and share a too small apartment, they will move in here. They will aide in the teaching of my children with Genjutsu and espionage techniques. Tsume, Hana, I know from personal experience how important family is to a child, so you will remain as you were, as Kiba's loving family"
"I also...apologize for what happened. I hadn't meant to drag four people into my mess of a life, but I can only hope that you can accept..."
Kushina frowned "Why aren't you talking...at all...?"
Did the seals on them act up or something? Well, better fix that quickly.
Back at the academy
"Team 7: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Hiko, Hyuga Hinata and Sakura. Due to your family circumstances, and assuming your skills do not fail, you all will share a sensei: Uzumaki Kushina"
He noticed that Naruto was oddly put out by it. Perhaps it was just a family issue or something?
Naruto then sneezed as he said the first member of the next team's name "...Inzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Your potential sensei will be Gekko Hayate"
"...He better not eat me..."
"Shino...that just sounds wrong somehow" Kiba muttered
"Team 9 is currently occupied, and Team 10 will be Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru and Akamichi Chouji. Assuming you don't flunk out, your sensei shall be Sarutobi Asuma."
"Wait, isn't he the guy who smokes...ewww" Ino said with disgust "We have a suicidal sensei!"
"Better than no sensei at all" Shikamaru muttered "So, just breath the air in your blouse if he really is that bad. Don't be so troublesome"
"I DON'T WANT LUNG CANCER!"
Some intolerance aside, the ROOT CAVERNS
There were many numbers of power in the world Danzo lived in.
There were 9 tailed beasts.
Konoha had 4 noble clans
There were 5 great nations
Together, these numbers made the number 18.
When they were divided by 3, there was a number caked in darkness.
6.
Thus, there were six groups of ROOT ninja on staff at all times.
One squad was always in Konoha, fully rested and ready to act if he saw any danger to Konoha: he was the reason spies had been 75% less common in Konoha then any other village.
Another squad was attempting to kill Orochimaru, or obtain his research on Kekkai Genaki. His work might aid him in recreating the Sharingan.
A third squad was currently investigating a rumor about a powerful stone from the distant lands to the south. Thankfully they had commandeered a boat called 'The Orca'.
Oddly enough, it was covered in blood and human limbs, and the locals were suffering from attacks by some 'giant shark' nonsense.
A fourth squad was currently investigating this rumor about a red eyed boy in a red light district in the Land of Water. Perhaps it was Sasuke, or perhaps more evidence about how Fugaku could not keep it in his pants. No matter what, the Sharingan had to be Konoha's.
A fifth squad was going to the Daimyo's residence to eliminate Tora. The cat was a security risk, it knew too much. That, and if the cat kept going to Konoha, the Daiymo could make some claim about Ninja being responsible and try to get the cat lovers against them. After all, it was easy to assume that Tsume would be willing to cause a cat genocide if she could.
The sixth squad was also in Konoha, having investigated a strange 'light' in the Land of Lightning. Inside it they had found a creature that was just as powerful as a tailed beast.
They had captured it, and he would find a way to have it work for Konoha
"EHHHH!"
Danzo turned around, sharply as a huge blast of lightning burst through the floor of his bonsai room. A huge, golden yellow and shadow black bird, depending what side of the wing you saw of it, bird rose up from the holding area.
The bird had a huge, elongated beak, somewhat short legs and it was able to produce huge quantities of bio electricity.
The natives of the strange land he had sent his ROOT to called it a strange name...Zapdos.
"EHHHH!"
Danzo barely avoided being electrocuted as he found himself in a very, potentially lethal situation.
While Danzo has problems with his little cameo creature...Konoha Proper, Training Ground 3.
Kushina sighed. Naruto still was not talking to her. She really had to figure out a way to deal with this.
She couldn't force him...he inherited her stubbornness.
She'd just have to endure.
"Okay, normally this is when a sensei would go into detail about introducing everyone to each other. But, seeing as we already know each other, I think that would be treating you all like pre schoolers. And none of us are pre schoolers. Assuming you pass, which I do believe you will, you all will be legal adults. Old enough to drink..." she caught herself there "Old enough to gamble and old enough to appreciate...er cool jazz"
Without sex, she lost a lot of adult benefits.
"Now, while I know that you all have the skills to be Genin, but we can hardly afford the Civilians trying to raise a stink over it. Ninja on the fence about our status as 'scum' would take offense it was obvious that I just let you go by unchallenged. So we're going to have to ensure that they'll stay quiet, but I'm sure you can handle it."
In the ruins of a world once home to sparkling vampires
"You have failed, Sasuke. You are not worthy of the name, Uchiha"
Sasuke, whose body looked like he had been put through a cheese grater from Ibiki's kitchen of evil, groaned in pre teen agony as Tobito looked on. Sasuke could only talk because said impostor had a genjutsu on him to make him talk and ignore the pain, and speak the utter truth.
The kid would have problems for that later. But Tobito didn't really care.
"You failed to kill a simple Super Saiyan" Tobito continued "No proper Uchiha should have failed that"
"Y...you expected me to kill something like that!? I'm an assassin, you trained me to kill quickly and silently, how to find the weaknesses of any opponent, even non humans. I killed the God Killer and the members of the Gotei thirteen because I caught them off guard. Vegeta...he knew I was coming. He got mad. And I can probably no longer have children, or digest carrots. And my eyes hurt...hurt like that fire you put in me"
Tobito was surprised at that. Ages ago, he had implanted a limited amount of his own Amarteresu flames in Sasuke so he could have a secret weapon.
But, if Sasuke was feeling eye pain...
Tobito got a better look at Sasuke's eyes.
They had changed. No longer were they Tomae, they now resembled a series of three overlapping eclipses.
Sasuke now had his own fire. The beating by a super saiyan had given him the power of the Uchiha's greatest eyes.
The Mangekyo Sharingan.
Omake
Canon
Pokemon Battle
A WILD ZAPDOS APPEARED!
GO, DANZO!
DANZO USED AIR CUTTER!
its not very effective
ZAPDOS USED THUDERBOLT
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
DANZO USED PROTECT!
ZAPDOS USED DRILL PECK!
DANZO PROTECTED HIMSELF!
DANZO USED DOUBLE TEAM!
ZAPDOS USED THUNDER!
ZAPDOS'S ATTACK MISSED!
DANZO USED QUICK ATTACK!
CRITICAL HIT!
ZAPDOS USED THUNDERBOLT!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
DANZO FAINTED
THE WILD ZAPDOS ESCAPED
...It's A's problem now.
Danzo needs medical attention.