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Chapter 25: Fox Hunters

Soul and Tails were walking around Spyro's Universe looking at the beauty of the area they were in (Twilight Falls) and they decide to take a break as night falls. Tails is wandering around the temporary camp when Soul calls him over.

"Hey Tails, get a look at this!" said Soul.

Tails walks over to Soul and sees a massive sparkling lake with fireflies buzzing around the place making it even more beautiful and in the distance a waterfall can be seen. A gator floats by on his back playing a small horn. He removes a turtle shell hat.

"Don't mind me lovebirds." said the gator as he floated by. They both blush and then Tails gets pushed into the water and Soul jumps in after him. While they make their way back towards the shore while splashing each other, they don't notice the three giants hiding in the trees.

"Look at them there foxes. They'll make a tasty treat. And their pelts will make us some good money." said the shortest of the three.

"CAUSE WE'RE GONNA CATCH 'EM, RIGHT TINY?" yelled the biggest and fattest of them.

"Shut up Fatty!" growled Tiny grabbing Fatty's club.

*CONK!*

"Ow." said Fatty after his head made a hollow sound.

"[Grumbles] We need to flank 'em." said the third one who had two fingers on his left hand.

"Right, Two-Fingers. Heh heh! Come on boys, let's catch us some foxes." said Tiny as he and Two-Fingers disappeared yet Fatty stood there staring straight ahead until Tiny pulled him down. Tails and Soul arrive on the shore and sit next to each other.

"I'm glad we found this place, our little place from now on. We should visit here more often, just the two of us." said Tails.

"Yes, I've seen many things, but this...this is the work of the gods. (She shivers and Tails moves closer, putting an arm around her, she is tense at first but then relaxes and leans her head against his shoulder.) I'm glad I know you Tails, you make the word friend glow with a purity unlike any saint in all the realms." said Soul.

"Thanks, but..."

"But what, is something wrong?"

"I often wish, if we were more than friends."

Souls is incredibly surprised by this and doesn't notice Tails' holds her tighter, he looks at her with his sapphire eyes and they get closer and closer until...

*SNAP!*

"D** it!" swore Tails getting up and walking towards the origin of the noise. He looks around when giant fingers grab him by his tails.

"HA HA! Looky here boys! I got the orange one! He got two tails too! You two get the girly one!" said Tiny as he ran off into the water and Soul was grabbed by Two-Fingers.

"Gotcha!" said Two-Fingers with a sneer before...

*SNAP!*

"YOW!" screamed Two-Fingers clutching his left hand after Soul made his fingers do the splits. She runs off before he pulls out a dozen knives and hurls them at her...all miss but do a good outline of her against the rocks.

Meanwhile, once Tiny gets in the giant boat, the gator from earlier is wringing out his "hat" when he sees the boat and who's in it.

"The Dum-Dum brothers!" gasped the gator before he jumped back into a cockle-berry bush, "AAAAAAAAHHH!"

"What was that?" said Tiny looking around and not keeping an eye on Tails who manages to get himself into a good position and...

*CHOMP!*

"YOW!" screamed Tiny as he lost his grip on Tails who dived into the water.

Soul was running across a large rotten log when she stopped as the ground started shaking causing her to be off balance.

"Duh, here I come Two-Fingers! I'll help!" said Fatty as he came charging in, slipped on mud, flipped into the air, smashed Two-Fingers in the face with his club, landed on Two-Fingers, and catapulting Soul into a cage.

"Duh, got ya!" said Fatty as he picked up the cage and helped Two-Fingers up as they walked to the boat.

"We got one!" said Fatty putting the cage in the back as Two-Fingers sat on it.

"[Grumbles] SIT DOWN!" snapped Two-Fingers.

"Hey Tiny, duh, what happened to yours?" said Fatty.

"Shut it Fatty!" snapped Tiny.

Tails surfaced and gasped for air and then noticed Soul stuck in the cage and pulled out his grappling hook gun and fired, nailing the back of the boat and started reeling himself in...too fast.

*THUD!*

"HUH?!" yelled Fatty as Two-Fingers looked around.

"Did you hear that suspicious thud?" asked Fatty to Tiny who turned around and removed his hat with Tails sitting on his head and scratched Tiny's hair as the giant scratched Tails. Fatty raised his club slowly as he and Two-Fingers stared at Tails.

"What you two gawking at?" asked Tiny as Tails began doing the Russian Dance on Tiny's head as Fatty begins pounding him repeatedly with his club while laughing idioticly.

"Two-Fingers-*THUD!*-do-*THUD!*-something!" yelled Tiny between getting clubbed. Two-Fingers gets up, pulls out an Eight-Barreled Shotgun and takes aim at Tails who clutches to Tiny's face and Soul jumps out of the cage onto the gun, causing it to point down.

"NO! NO! NOT THERE! OHHHH!" yelled Tiny in panic and clutched his groin after Two-Fingers fired. When the smoke clears, a huge hole in the boat is visible along with white boxers with red hearts and Fatty laughs.

"Watch this." said Tails to Soul before he let out a feral roar spooking Fatty before he slammed his monstrous foot onto Two-Fingers' foot who yelps in pain before Fatty clubs him in the mouth as the two jump onto Fatty's head. TF (Two-Fingers) then clubs Fatty on the head with his shotgun, ruining it as Fatty laughs. Tiny uses the boats oar to try to smack Tails and Soul only to smack TF in the balls who squeals in pain before he pokes Fatty in the eyes who clubs Tiny in the gut, who smashes the oar onto TF's head knocking him to the boat floor. The two foxes then stand on Tiny's head as Fatty brings his foot down on Tiny, flattening him.

*Accordion Sounds from Tiny*

The two jump over Fatty's head as he tries to smash them with his club only to smash his face in and he falls over along with the other two. Tails hovers to the boat floor.

"These foxes...they ain't like any others we've seen...they smart..." gasped Tiny who was now missing ten front teeth and sporting a black eye.

"And we talk too." said Tails as he unsheathes his claws and Soul unsheathes her swords. Tiny, TF, and Fatty's eyes widened and nothing happened for a second.

Dum-Dum Brothers: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Tails and Soul jump out of the boat as Tiny and TF jump onto Fatty's head as the giant grabs the oar and paddles away as fast as a speed boat going at full speed. The two look at each other with smiles on their faces and start laughing before they hear laughter and turn around to see Siren fall out of a tree laughing his head off and the two glare at him.

"Siren, what are you doing here?" said Tails narrowing his eyes and crossing his arms.

"I'm definitely not spying on you two because I'm lonely now." said Siren before he heard the cocking of a shotgun. He looked up to see Tails holding a twelve-gauge.

"Summoning Jutsu!" said Siren and a puff of smoke appeared and from the smoke appeared...Jack Jeebs.

"What? What am I doing here?" said Jeebs before Tails blew his head off.

"Tails!" said Soul in shock.

"I-I d-didn't mean to blow his head off! Honest!" said Tails defending himself.

"[High-pitched] You insensitive jerk! [Normal voice] You have any idea how much that stings?!" snapped Jeebs before he disappeared in another puff of smoke. Soul then glared at Siren before she fired a light beam that phased through him.

"Hehehe. That tickled." said Siren before he noticed the angry glares from the two. Siren then bolted off as he was chased by Feral Tails and Soul.

"WHAT'D I SAY?! WHAT'D I SAY?!" cried Siren as anime tears streamed from his visible eye as he ran.

END CHAPTER