Sooo, I was going to start the next chapter with this, but I think it's better as a side-shot drabble. Takes place right after Chapter 50. Enjoy!
"This is becoming a problem. They've been in there for days. Have they even eaten?" Gajeel asked, concern coloring his voice.
"I don't know. The human body can only take so many orgasms…" Levy replied, equally concerned. "This could begin to get dangerous for both of them. But they're addicted. Obsessed. Nothing could break the hormone-crazed fog in their apartment. No one can kill their libidos and save them! It's impossible!" Levy's voice grew faster and more hysterical as she spoke.
Gajeel grabbed her shoulders, just as frantic and hysterical. "What do we do Levy! WHAT DO WE DO?!"
On cue, Gray burst through the doorway wearing nothing but a cape and black boxer briefs. There was a giant red circle with a slash through it right over the crotch, and he carried a giant Olaf plushie. "Never fear! The Cockbuster is here! No one can match my cockblocking skills!"
"Oh Gray! Thank you! Only you can save them from themselves!" Levy exclaimed.
Gajeel nodded solemnly at him. "You're our only hope. Godspeed Cockbuster."
Gray nodded back and strode forward, brandishing his plushie before him as he kicked down Lucy's bedroom door, revealing Natsu and Lucy in compromising position, naked as the day they were born, the blonde brandishing a cowboy hat and riding crop as she straddled the pinkette.
Which was when Gray woke up.
Thank the gods.
...still tied to a chair, tipped over on the floor. With Loke reading a book on one of the sofas drinking a cup of coffee right in front of him. The ginger glanced over at him and offered a wave, before looking back at the book. "Oh, you're awake. Good Morning."
"What the...where are Levy and Gajeel?"
"They went out to get breakfast."
"Why did they untie you and not me?" Gray demanded, straining against his bonds. Levy really knew how to tie a fucking knot. For a moment he was reminded of the odd moment where she'd gotten the information from Lucy's dad's mercenary. There was something quietly terrifying about her.
"Oh, they didn't. I got out of it myself last night. I was really hoping Levy would forget I was there and wander in to shower this morning naked..." Loke shrugged. "When I heard them leaving I thought I'd come out and peruse her erotica section. It's quite impressive, if I do say so myself."
"Why didn't you fucking untie me?!" Gray yelled back at him.
Loke shrugged again. "Didn't want to wake you. You seemed to be having a good dream."
Gray felt his cheeks flush. "Nope, total nightmare." Because he totally didn't secretly want to be a cock-blocking superhero.
Nope.
Not a thing.
Didn't want that at all.
He avoided Loke's curious gaze for a full minute before he came to his senses.
"FUCKING UNTIE ME YOU ASSHOLE!"