A/N: Sorry about the wait me and Eileen were totally going out with some Uber hot guys. They totally fancied me but I said no cuz they weren't my type. I like people who have life experience. Shamans if you will. Since I'm black, oppression and racism is something I've lived through and I hope others can relate when reading this story.

Ive read some of the reviews and all I can say to most of you HATERZ is GROW UP DUMBFUCKS. I'm not a fucking troll and I'm not a guy and I'm not a ducking SJW ok I support the white race ok! Stop assuming shit fukers my bf was strate did u forget?

Anyway thx a lot for the compliments and praise IM SO HAPPY so hope you like my new chapter. IF YOU POSITIVE REVIEWS U WILL GET SHOUTOUT Don't flame or else I'll get seriously upset and who knows what I'll do...

Voldemortess paniked as Harry and Draco and Dumbledore watched him purchase some rainbow flavoured condoms from the chasier. He tried to hide them under his skirt but everyone had already saw him. Harry got out his wand which was now decorated with black lace and skulls and vodoo dolls since he wanted to be more gothic like his hot boyfriend Draco.

"POMME POMME!" Harry casted under the shadows and everyone in the store gasped as Voldemortess began to choke and become intoxicated of air. He begged for air but it did not come and he began to die! Draco laughed savagely and took a photo and put it on WizardGram for all of his million followers to see. Harry watched him suffer for a bit because he was a masochist then let him go.

"You plum-looking piece of dust! How DARE YOU!" Voldemortess berated as his kidneys began to work again.

"What are you doing in a gay shop?" Dumbledore angrily said, watching as Voldemortess began to men-jack off as he was actually a SADIST. Draco growled.

"You cuck! Stop trying to flirt with us and tell us what you are doing here!" Draco berated with raised eyebrows.

"Fine. I wanted to have consensual sex with my boyfriend, Craig." Voldemortess admitted. Dumbledore gasped and Harry opened his mouth widely.

"But how..." Harry began to say but then Voldemortess teleported out of the shop. The three looked at each other, nodded and began to run out of the store, but not before buying some condoms just in case Dumbledore got excited later on.

The three sexy, attractive and LGBT boys met up with the rest of their friends in McDonald's. Hermione, Rob and Dobby were eating three Big Macs and 40 boxes of chicken nuggets.

"Hey guyz wats up!" Dobby said excitedly.

"It's Voldemortess. He just said he's escaping!" Draco cutted him off.

"K but where." Hermione said very sexily.

"You know where! "Hogwarts school of LGBT! Everyone get into my private jet!" said Draco (his family is rich and they stole it from a muggle so don't complain) and they all got in and flew to Hogwarts.

As soon as they arrived at Hogwarts, they knew the situation was bad. Hogwarts Castle was now painted white and various signs and posters of anti-lgbt activists were painted all over the door. Rita Skeeter and Professoress Umbridge were painted in the courtyard floor and above them it said the words "Headmasters!". Various dead students lay across the floor and unsurprisingly they all had hair highlights, unique clothing and piercings.

"Shit. Let's get in fast!" Harry cried. They all ran to the door but someone was standing behind it!

It was Professor Snape and Professoress Mcgongogall!

"You fuckers are supposed to be dead!" screamed Snape deathly. He got out a gun.

"DIE YOU BLOOD TRAITORS!" and he shot the gun!

Blood splattered everywhere. Someone had been hit. But who?

A/N: Sex is so icky in this story cuz I can't write it unless it's consensual but Voldemortess is a rapist so...

anyway plz reviews and like also I know people won't care but I'm going to the cosplay convention next week so if you want to meet me there just pm me and we'll organise a meet and greet thx :)