Sima Yi,
Shut up. I will pay for your table some times later. And SHUT UP. You get your ass kicked many times by this housewife who's actually your wife. Beside, how am I supposed to hit a woman? I'm a Chinese gentleman!
PS: I don't care. If my cousin has a lot more right-hand man that means his life is safe in our hands. *lying. Actually very jealous.*
Xiahou Dun
Xiahou Dun looks at the DVD and a letter from Ma Chao, just when he was about to watch the video, he remembers a painful experience. *Human Centipede* He throws the DVD away then replies to Ma Chao, saying he watched it, even though he never did.
Ma Chao,
Sure. It's a nice video. Thanks.
Xiahou Dun
Da Qiao,
I'm not sure you can get those pictures out of your head by being here. We have a blond gay here, also a gay horseman who came with his gay painter cousin recently. Well it won't be any better if you go to Shu, though. This gay horseman that I know also says that Shu peoples are even more gay than himself. Oh well, enjoy your stay.
Xiahou Dun
Sima Zhao,
Why are YOU here? You're supposed to be in Jin.
Xiahou Dun
Sima Yi,
You have a daughter with other woman and Zhang Chunhua is still mad about Sadist Lady approaching you? I shouldn't be the one feeling guilty!
Xiahou Dun *referring to guest-san's letter*
Sima Mao,
Why do I have to do this? This seems to be a lot of hard work. I don't even know who they are. Except..who's this? Jia Nanfeng? I don't remember her being born already. OH wait. The daughter of Jia Chong and Sima Zhao? That's not even possible! Is this a scam?
PS: why don't you just ask your daddy about this? As you seem to call yourself daddy's little princess.
Xiahou Dun
Xiuyi,
What do you mean you can't find them?
Uncle Dun,
They're not here! Not father, not Ba. Just when I thought I can meet them again, huff. Did you do something again, Uncle?
Xiuyi,
No! You should be asking that to Xun Yu, I'm not the character who mess up everything here.
Uncle Dun
Xiahou Dun reads Xiuyi's letter, and thought to himself. If Yuan really is gone, then his position as the right-hand man would level up(?), wouldn't it? No! No! Yuan is my cousin!*or brother. Not sure myself*
Uncle Dun,
I asked Xun Yu, he said he didn't do anything.
Xiuyi,
Are you sure? That man can do weird stuff even when he's asleep.
Uncle Dun
Kaguya,
Do you know where my cousin and my nephew went to?
Xiahou Dun,
No?
Kaguya,
What's with that question mark?
Xiahou Dun,
Nothing. I really don't know.
Kaguya,
Fine. (I'm still not sure…)
Xiahou Dun
hahaha idk what to write