Sonic awoke in the middle of a forest with a note that said, "I got lazy LOL!" signed Mr.L."
"That motherfucker!." shouted Sonic.
Sonic looked up into the sky,and something fall out of it.
"Is that…...mother of fuck it is." said Sonic.
From the sky he saw Tails the Fox hover down.
"Sup Bitches!." shouted Tails doing the middle finger.
Tails then landed on his face.
"Good old Bitch the Fox." said Sonic.
Sonic and Tails began to walk towards Sonic's house.
"So Tails, how are you alive?" asked Sonic.
"You see I was never dead, that thing was just sapping energy from me. Eventually he was just holding my body hostage." said Tails.
"Then saved your two tail ass." said Sonic
"Thank you." said Tails,
"That thank you does not sound like you getting me a MTN Dew from the fridge." said Sonic.
"Oh yes, of course." said Tails grabbing the MTN Dew.
Sonic then opened it and drank it.
"Yo Tails wanna play COD BO3." said Sonic
"You got the new COD, sweet." said Tails.
Sonic and Tails joined a match, and immediately noscoped all the scrubs.
"Huh, this feels…" said Sonic
"The same as the last one." said Tails.
Sonic and Tails then checked the DLC menu, and realized that the price of the DLC was $50.
"This is overpriced." said Sonic.
Sonic and Tails then turned off the console.
"Well that sucked." said Tails.
"I know, but why.?" asked Sonic.
"I think we are getting too old for this game." said Tails.
"But the game is rated M." said Sonic pointing at the box.
"Yeah, but think about how many 12 year olds play this game." said Tails.
"Spitting their racial slurs, and calling you gay." said Sonic.
"Or saying they fucked your mom." said Tails.
Sonic then grabbed a shovel. Sonic and Tails then walked outside.
Sonic dug a hole, and buried the game.
"We lost a good friend today." said Sonic as Tails and him began to cry a single tear.
The next day…
Mr.L was sitting around in his cave, and his girl was there.
"Daisy, there seems to be a new hero in town." said Mr.L.
"Oh you mean the blue hedgehog, yeah I knew about that." said Daisy.
"What, how did you now." said Mr.L.
"It was in the Isle Delfino Times." said Daisy.
"Oh, well then, would you like more coffee?" said Mr.L.
"Yeah man." said Daisy.
Mr.L went to go get coffee when suddenly he had a forced flashback.
"Hey do you have a library card?" said Mario.
"Yeah." said Luigi.
"I am going to show you how to have fun with it." said Mario.
Mario and Luigi then snorted the coke.
End of Flashback.
"Wow that felt forced as hell." Mr.L thought.
"Knuckles, I do not know what I am going to do about Sonic." said Amy.
Knuckles then immediately dipped.
"Only you understand me AquaMan." said Amy staring at her poster.
Suddenly the poster began to shine, and light appeared out of it.
"What hey is going on." said Amy's mom.
Out of the light came a hero.
"AquaMan." said Amy.
"What the this is not Atlantis, where the hell am I?" asked AquaMan.
"Hi, my name is Amy, and you are in Mobius." said Amy.
"Mobius huh." said AquaMan.
How did this man get in our house?" asked Amy's mom.
"I do not know myself dear." said AquaMan.
"What a hunk." thought Amy's mom staring at his tights.
"I think your friend should stay here." said Amy's mom.
The L cave.
"Daisy, I sense a strong power has arrived." said Mr.L.
"And.." said Daisy.
"We need to go check it out." said Mr.L.
"Wait what do you mean we?" asked Daisy.
"Put this on, it is your exo suit." said Mr.L.
"Oh my god, thank you Mr.L." said Daisy giving him a kiss.
Daisy then suited up.
"From this day forward I am Mrs.D." said Daisy.
Mr.L began to giggle.
"What?" asked Daisy.
"Nothing, let's go." said Mr.L