Author's note: TToTT I am so sorry, Ahem…as you can see readers…a sister of mine T.T has threatened me to extend the story or else O.O hehehe…so that means that…I will have no type more TT.TT and there will be more then 2 chapters left! Thank you all for your reviews! I just noticed that I haven't responded to your reviews in a while xD so sorry, so I shall respond to them right after this chappiee!
Title: Why me?
Chapter: Back to Work
"Ahem…!" Inuyasha cleared his throat as he saw his brother and Kagome cuddling together. Suddenly Kagome slowly opened her eyes and looked around, the sun was out, her friends were right in front of her, and Sesshoumaru was right next to her. 'hold on wait, stop, rewind…' Kagome thought as she took a closer look…the sun was out…and I mean that her friends broke in the shrine which left a hole in the doors, they were also staring at her with a sly look on their faces. And plus…Sesshoumaru was really right next to her, they were basically cuddling! Kagome then jumped up and tried to fix her hair with her hands. She then cleared her throat for Sesshoumaru to wake up.
"I think you two have some explaining to do" Sango giggled.
"And this retard still don't wake up" Kagura sighed as she kicked Sesshoumaru. Suddenly Sesshoumaru opened his eyes and looked up, there stood the freakiest people he ever saw…his ahem…so called friends with goofy grins on their faces.
"What the hell!" Sesshoumaru said as he jolted up and cleared his throat.
"Where's Yura by the way?" Kagome asked. Not that she was worried about her…she has been seeing her less and less lately.
"Oh…she went to play tag with her little cricket friends yesterday…and she said that she'll come here later" Ayame answered.
"Um…yea…about that…Mr. Taisho... while you and Kagome was having your little moment you guys left us stranded in a tent" Sango smiled.
"Then why didn't you knock on the doors so we could have let you in!" Kagome shouted.
"We didn't want to ruin your little moment…speaking of moments…Sango would you like to have a little moment with me?" Miroku smirked, a few seconds later a bump grew upon his head as Sango calm down.
"And plus…the lights were out so we didn't want to wake you up" Rin smiled.
"Really? Oh when I looked outside before I slept I remember hearing 'MIROKU YOU PERVERTED GOOD FOR NOTHING ASSHOLE!' from Sango and I do NOT sleep at 9" Sesshoumaru smirked.
"Uh…yea…so you weren't asleep?" Inuyasha sheepishly laughed.
"No shit Sherlock" Sesshoumaru spoke as he went out of the shrine and yawned.
"Hurry up and pack your stuff, were leaving in what time is it?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Oh its about 12" Kagome said as she looked at her watch. The second she said 12 everyone's faces seemed stoned. Their plane left at 12.
"So how the hell are we suppose to get home now?" Kouga asked.
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"Hello everyone! Welcome to the elderly bus! Here you will experience many sights and you might even meet some friends!" The young lady cried as Sesshoumaru growled. They had just missed their plane and now they have to take the elderly bus ride back home. The bus was filled with old people and many of them smelled. They had tried to call their parents to send a privet jet but they were all way to busy in a conference meeting.
"I think my ears just killed themselves" Ayame shrieked as she covered her ears.
"Excuse me dear, but please can you help me open this jar of pickles?" An old woman smiled at Kagura as she help up a jar filled with green goo.
"Hehe…are you sure those are pickles?" Kagura said as she scrunched back into her seat as she looked at the jar. 'Woman, drop the jar and back away from my seat!'
"Of course they are! They have been in my cabinet for almost 5 years now! You know the older the pickles are the better they taste!" She said as she trusted the jar to Kagura.
Kagura had to grab the jar or else it will fall and then it will be a big puddle of King Tut's pickle juice right on the bottom of her seat. 'God what have I done to deserve this!' Kagura thought as she tried to open the pickle jar, which was stuck.
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-In another part of the bus-
"Ello Sunnay!" An old country man grinned happily as he stuck out his hand for Inuyasha to shake. Inuyasha looked at his hands as if it was contaminated with some type of disease. Inuyasha then looked at his teeth in disgust
"Uh…Hi" Inuyasha said as he arched an eyebrow.
"Ya know, we didn't have what you call em Macdonols back in mai ol days"
"O dear lord" Inuyasha said as he smacked his forehead
"Fer fast fewd, fer example frech fries. We had tah go to tah gardens and pick out some nice ol potatoes and then chop em…" And so forth the convocation about potatoes continued with the old man and Inuyasha. For the rest of the bus ride Inuyasha couldn't think about his French fries no more…all he can think about his to go home take a nice shower and to never miss a plane ever again.
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"Yo" A voice said as Sesshoumaru turned around there sat an old man next to him with a due rag on with some old hippies chain.
"What the hell?" Sesshoumaru said as he cocked an eye.
"Wassup boy!"
"Go screw yourself old man I'm not in the mood" Sesshoumaru replied.
"You know you young dawg should go chill widd me and my boys" He said as he smiled happily looking at Sesshoumaru. "It has been ages since we had a youngster in our hood"
"Look you stupid ghetto wanna be. I had just missed my plane, got into this bus and now I'm stuck in hell with you and your corny 1820's clothing" Sesshoumaru roared.
"Haha! So ya do wanna join!"
"That's it…" Sesshoumaru glared as he took out some duck tape.
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"Thank you everyone for making this trip…" The host said. They had just finished the five hour trip from hell. It was about 6:30 and all of them were smelly and tired.
"A living hell" Kagura said as she finished her sentence.
"I hoped all of you had…"
"A gay time" Inuyasha said.
"Remember to come back next time!" She said as she waved to everyone.
"In your dreams woman" Kouga glared.
"Oh my gosh I swear if I meet that old lady one more time I'm going to strangle her!" Miroku shouted. "And I thought listening to my history teacher was boring! But this woman gave me a lecture about her and her jewelry…THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR FROM THE 25 CENTS VENDING MACHINE!"
"Hey I had to listen to a ghetto wanna be old man that wants me to go over to his 'crib'" Sesshoumaru said as he quoted the word 'crib' with his fingers.
"Same here…I mean like…this woman saved pickles from the Stone Age" Kagura sighed.
"Talk about it, this woman I met gave me a 5 hour lecture on what happens in case if a bear attacks you…I mean like…just play dead!" Kagome shouted as she threw her hands up in the air.
"Anyway…the worst is over…lets just go back home and take a bath, cause if you don't…I'll kill you at work if anyone of you steps inside my office" Sango glared.
"Whatever" Yura said as she rolled her eyes.
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RING! RINGG!
"God dammit" Kagome murmured as she looked at her alarm clock. It was 7:30 AM. And of course she was late. Work starts at 8 and she has no time to make breakfast, change, and take a shower all in half an hour. She then looked around. Her room was neat and tidy…and that wasn't the way that she left her room. The wind was blowing into her room which caused the curtains to move in a wave like movement. Then sun rays glimmered as it hit her room. Kagome then got up and brushed her hair she suddenly saw a note that was taped to the table.
Dear Kagome,
Sweetie Izayoi and I cleaned up the whole house for you! We also made some home improvements! We hope you like it! If you have any problems feel free to contact us!
-Love
Mom
'What in the world does she mean by home improvements?' Kagome asked as she quickly went to the bathroom and took a shower. After that a few minutes later she was in a black feminine suit which is what she had to wear for work. She quickly blew dry her hair and clipped it into a bun and left a strand of hair dangle on the side. Suddenly she heard a horrific scream.
"KAAAGOME HIGURASHI GET CHUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"What the hell is it now? Its like bright and early the I have to go to work and the second I get out of the showers I hear you scr— AHHHHHHHHHH" Kagome screamed as she looked at the living room. Sesshoumaru stood there stoned. Nothing was horrific about the living room…its just, what was added. There in the living room there stood Kagome and Sesshoumaru's wedding picture of when they were kissing smacked right on the wall. There was pictures of them in picture frames. One of them were when they were jabbing Sushi down each other's throats…
"Was it you who did this?" Sesshoumaru glared.
"Pftt.. don't flatter yourself asshole the second I got home yesterday I did nothing but take a shower, eat dinner and went to sleep!" Kagome shouted. "It was our wacko moms!"
"Ughh…" Sesshoumaru groaned as he opened the door and stepped out into the front lawn. He then went over to his car and pressed the automatic open button that was a keychain on his keys.
"He always blames me for everything!" Kagome mumbled as she quickly went into the kitchen to grab a nutrition bar and put her shoes on. She then went outside but to see Sesshoumaru and his Mercedes' Benz.
"If you want my dad to scream the crap outta you, you can walk…" Sesshoumaru said as he lowered the window. Obviously Sesshoumaru wanted Kagome to get in the car because today was a big meeting for him. And since Kagome is his assistant she has to be there too.
"I rather walk then to be in a car with you" Kagome said as she held her chin up high not forgetting what he did just before.
"Wench" Sesshoumaru glared as he started up the car again.
Kagome then thought about it. Maybe she had been to snotty to Sesshoumaru, and plus it was just a mistake that he had blamed her for the makeover that their kooky moms did for them. And he did offer her a ride. Suddenly she just noticed something…there was a big corporation meeting today. And if she was late then it would make Sesshoumaru look bad in front of other great big business men. And plus International Taisho Incorporation is about a long walk…
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"Where the hell is she?" Sesshoumaru mumbled as he looked at the clock. It was 15 minutes before the meeting and Kagome wasn't here yet. 'Dammit wench out of all the days you have been late you have to choose this day'
"Mr. Taisho, we are about to begin" a voice said as Sesshoumaru turned around and saw business men dressed in high class suits.
"Can we wait a while please? My assistant isn't here yet" Sesshoumaru said trying to spare some time.
"I can be your assistant" Yura whispered slyly as she looked at the businessmen they are growing impatient.
"Fine, if you screw this up. Your job is going to be a garbage picker" Sesshoumaru growled.
Yura smiled sweetly as she sat on Kagome's seat and looked at the folder that was marked Kagome, suddenly there was a note that was stuck to it. Yura looked at it closely it was from Inutaisho. She then suddenly snatched it and put it in her pocket.
"Well Mr. Taisho lets start, ahh this is your fiancé I presume?"
"What the hell?" Sesshoumaru mumbled as he looked at the guy. He's clearly not up to date on the news. And Yura isn't his fiancé either.
"Yup!" Yura smiled happily as she smirked.
Suddenly the door opened. And in stepped Kagome. She had clearly heard the convo. with the businessman from Europe and Sesshoumaru. 'why didn't you tell him that she isn't your fiancé?' Kagome thought as she looked at Yura. 'What the hell is she doing in my seat!' Yura smirked as Kagome glared at her.
"Lets begin, Miss you can't be in here a very big important meeting is about to take place"
"She's here to take notes, she's my co-assistant" Sesshoumaru stated as he mouthed Kagome to go over to him.
"What the fuck! IM YOUR ASSISTANT WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE IF YOU WANT A NEW ASSISTANT THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME!" Kagome whispered loudly into Sesshoumaru's ear, but no one could hear it since the Dunkin Doughnuts delivery boy had just arrived and their busy picking their doughnuts and getting their coffee.
Sesshoumaru just gave her a smirk. Kagome calmed down. She then knew why he let Yura become the assistant for now. Yura doesn't know crap about the project that they were working on, and all she has is a folder that Kagome had scribbled her notes in, lets see how she can handle a big conference when she doesn't know anything about it. Kagome then stood next to Sesshoumaru and smiled back as she took out a temporary folder and started scribbling stuff.
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"That's a great idea Sesshoumaru! Now Kagome please explain more about your ideas" The business man from Spain smiled happily as Yura sweat dropped. 'What the hell am I going to say now! This folder don't have crap in it!'
"Hehe well…uh…can I take a bathroom break really quick?" Yura smiled as Sesshoumaru nodded.
A few minutes later people looked at the clock. Thirty minutes passed and they were growing impatient. Suddenly the door opened and Yura's assistant said that Yura had a stomach ache and had to go to the doctors. This was a big fraud that she made up.
Suddenly Kagome passed a note to Sesshoumaru with a smile on her face. Sesshoumaru took it and read it. They called her Kagome? . she isn't worthy of that name! Can I now present our project this is tireing! O.O is that the CEO of that big company that your dad wanted you to compromise with just entered? Sesshoumaru then looked at Kagome and nodded. Suddenly a big man with a suitcase with a big business suit on just came it.
"I'm so sorry for being late the meeting with Portugal had to be extended" He smiled as he sat down and smiled at everyone.
"Well now, now since Kagome is gone we cant do anything. Lets call this meeting off"
"Wait! Ahem…I mean um…I saw the project. Can I proceed?" Kagome asked as everyone looked at her and nodded.
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"That was great! Bravo! We shall start on it the second we can get France to agree with us!" The big CEO said as he shook hands with Kagome, Sesshoumaru and everyone.
"No need, I'll see my brother, which is the represenitive for France and he will help us"
"Great thanks a lot!" Kagome smiled.
"Kagome my dear! Great job!" Inutaisho smiled happily as he came in the door.
"Kagome? I thought that girl with short hair was Kagome…" The businessman from Spain said.
"Yura…?" Inutaisho questioned as he explained what happened.
"Thanks" Kagome mouthed to Sesshoumaru, Sesshoumaru then smiled a bit and nodded as he continued to talk with other businessmen.
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