Disclaimer: As always I own nothing but the original parts added to the lyrics and the situations I put the characters in. Everything else belongs to somebody else and that's just the way Disney is. Thanks so much for reading, hope you enjoy and review!

Twenty Fifth Act

CQueen: Dear God, we've reached twenty five. I should probably stop writing these, considering that means I've made you guys sing seventy five songs. Can you believe there are that many with more to choose from?

Nemu: Well considering that Disney has been around for almost a hundred years, not really. Especially given how many films they produce every year.

Isane: Now that is really depressing. A real, living nightmare.

CQueen: Actually, no. Well unless you're someone being worked to death in one of their theme parks. Or...well let's not get into all that. I'm a Disney kid and I prefer to live with my illusions about its wonderfulness.

Zaraki: Given how many stories you have going at one time I have to say, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds, don't you?

CQueen: Have you looked at the world lately? Who wouldn't rather live with their heads in the clouds? I'm probably a lot happier than a lot of people. I'm very thankfully the world waited until the generation after me to start discouraging using one's imagination.

Byakuya: But do you have to use it this way?

CQueen: Get me a man that looks like you and I'd be glad to center my imagination elsewhere.

Matsumoto: Who wouldn't want to aim their imagination in that direction?

Gin: Now, Ran chan...

Matsumoto Oh don't you Ran chan me, Gin. Not unless you want me to get down on my hands and knees and beg CQueen to make you sing in every act.

Gin: I gotta say, I think CQueen's evilness is wearing off on you. It's actually kinda hot now that I think about it.

CQueen: Seeing as she hung around you for a few centuries I'd say your evilness probably got there before mine did. And before you start giving your excuses, Gin, I want to announce the first song. The middle song is pretty darn long and so there's gonna be less dialogue this time around. Anyway, the first song is from Jungle Book and is called "Trust In Me".

**head bang and Gin appears onstage**

Gin:

Trust in me, just in Gin
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in Gin
Shut your eyes and trust in me

CQueen: Well that's the first one, not too bad over all. Not one of my best though. Which reminds me, I've been getting a lot of reviews asking me why I haven't included any of the Vizards in these little sing alongs of ours.

**all vizards wince**

Nanao: So now you're going to torture them too?

CQueen: Actually no, I'm not going to. Luckily for them I don't regularly receive Shonen Jump anymore and therefore I am extremely behind in the series. I know next to nothing about them or the Arrancars for that matter. Hence the fact that I don't use the former and very little of the latter. So as much as the readers would like me to torture the Vizards it just isn't going to happen.

General: So they just get off scot free?

CQueen: Hey, they've been through enough thanks to you not realizing what an evil assehole Aizen was. You leave them alone.

Nel: So does that mean that the less you know about our characters the better we'll fare over all?

CQueen: That about sums it up. The songs won't fit the people involved well enough if I don't know anything about them.

Ukitake: That does make sense. I'd imagine the success of the songs has a lot to do with assigning the right song to the right person.

CQueen: It does indeed. That why some of the best Disney songs will never be used, simply because it wouldn't work for any of you to sing them.

Nemu: Will you be doing "The Circle of Life" from "The Lion King"? That's one of my all time favourites.

CQueen: It's one of my favourites too. My mother sang it at my grandfather's, her father's, funeral. Elton John might not know a hell of a lot about fashion, but when it comes to music the man has it going on.

Nemu: I like his song "Candle In The Wind" too. Both versions.

Kyoraku: He has more than one version of the same song?

CQueen: He does. The original version was about Marilyn Monroe, a famous American actress. Personally I've only seen her in one movie, "Some Like It Hot", and she annoyed the hell out of me. The song, on the other hand, is pretty damn great. The second version of the song is about Princess Diana, Elton John altered the previous lyrics to be sung at the princess's funeral.

Nemu: Marilyn Monroe did tend to play the dumb blonde a little too well.

CQueen: The only good thing about that movie was the scenes without her and featuring Jack Lemmon. Now he was friggin great in that movie. And I can't being to tell you how much I loved the way that movie ended. Well other than the fact that Monroe's character didn't drown.

Kyoraku: Ouch.

CQueen: Anyway, time to get to the second song, I think. And heads up, this song is taken from "High School Musicale 2". I just find this song really catchy and funny, and I thought it would be very amusing to cast Kuchiki and Zaraki in the two lead parts. The song is called "I Don't Dance" and I trust all you ladies in the audience will provide Kuchiki with the necessary backup. So without further adieu, here they are for your entertainment!

**head bang and Zaraki and Byakuya appear onstage**

(Zaraki) I've got to just do my thing.

(Byakuya)Hey, captain, captain, hey captain, captain swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same,
Fighting, dancing, same game.
It's easy
Step up to the line, start swinging.

(Zaraki) I wanna fight all, now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.

(Girls) You'll never know if you never try.

(Zaraki)There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.

(Byakuya) Come on!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya and Girls) I know you can.

(Zaraki) Not a chance.

(Byakuya and Girls) If I could do this, well, you could do that.

(Zaraki) But I don't dance.

(Byakuya) Hit him out of the park!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya) I say you can.

(Zaraki) There's not a chance.

(Byakuya) Slice him, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

(Zaraki) I don't dance, no.

(Byakuya)Hey, captain, captain, hey captain, captain swing.

(Zaraki) I've got to just do my thing.

(Byakuya)Hey, captain, captain, hey captain, captain swing.

(Byakuya) Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Guns loaded, do your dance.
It's easy
Take your best shot, just hit it.

(Zaraki) I've got what it takes, playing my game, so you better spin that blow you're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'II show you how I swing.

(Girls) You'll never know if you never try.

(Zaraki)There's just one little thing that stops me every time. YEAH.

(Byakuya)Come on!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya and Girls) I know you can.

(Zaraki) Not a chance.

(Byakuya and Girls) If I could do this, well, you could do that.

(Zaraki) But I don' dance.

(Byakuya) Hit him out of the park!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya) I say you can.

(Zaraki) There's not a chance.

(Byakuya) Slice him, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

(Zaraki) I don't dance, no.

(Byakuya) Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

(Zaraki) I wanna fight all, not dance hall.
I'm making a triple, not a curtain call.

(Byakuya) I can prove it to you till you know it's true, cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the arena too.

(Zaraki) You're talkin a lot; show me what you got. STOP.

(ALL!) Swing!

(Byakuya) HEY
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

(Zaraki) Ooh

(Byakuya) Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean, that's how you swing.

(Zaraki) You make a good pitch but I don't believe.

(Byakuya) I say you can.

(Zaraki) I know I can't.

(Byakuya and Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya) You can do it.

(Zaraki) I don't dance, no.

(Byakuya) Nothing to it. Atta boy, atta boy. YEAH.

(Zaraki) Hey, captain, captain, hey captain, captain what?

(Byakuya) One, two, three, four, everybody swing!

(Byakuya and Zaraki) COME ON!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya)I know you can.

(Zaraki) Not a chance.

(Byakuya and Girls) It I could do this, well, you could do that.

(Zaraki) But I don't dance.

(Byakuya) Hit him out of the park!

(Zaraki) I don't dance.

(Byakuya) I say you can.

(Zaraki) There's not a chance.

(Byakuya) Slice him, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

(Zaraki) I don't dance, no.

**head bang and the two return to their seats**

CQueen: Now you gotta admit that having those two singing that song was a stroke of genius. And I do so love having those.

Matsomoto: Careful, your ego is showing, BIG TIME.

CQueen: There's nothing wrong with having an ego...and I save most of it for you guys. It's hard to have much of an ego when you're working a minimum wage job.

Yoruichi: Then why don't you get the hell out of there and do something else?

CQueen: If I could I would. And you do realize that if I had the means I would spend all my time writing instead of just my spare time.

Isane: That would not be a good thing.

Hisagi: Now there's an understatement.

CQueen: Though to be fair, I would actually, in that case, maybe try to write some more original stuff that had nothing to do with fanfiction. I probably wouldn't do nearly as well though, unfortunately. That and I don't have the attention span to stick with one story for a long period of time.

Aizen: Ever think that that might be because you don't have the intelligence to think about anything for long?

CQueen: I'm getting a university diploma very soon that would beg to differ, Aizen.

Nemu: He certainly doesn't have a university diploma.

CQueen: Do you guys even really have school?

Kyoraku: Can we not discuss school? I can't begin to tell you how much I dislike the institutions. Except those that let their girls wear really short skirts. Those deserve medals for service to the community.

CQueen: You like living on the edge, don't you?

Byakuya: Actually, he'd just not smart enough to know he's on it.

Kyoraku: Gee, thanks, Kuchiki. I feel so loved.

Nanao: And I don't appreciate you disrespecting my captain. Only I'm allowed to do that.

CQueen: I can just feel how much you all love each other. And in keeping with that, the last song for the evening is somewhat romantic. I was informed by a reviewer that I had been neglecting the classic, "Cinderella". So here we have the first from that film, the song "A Dream Is A Wish". It will be sung by Ichigo's little sister.

Ichigo: What? Which one?

CQueen: The one who fits the song.

**head bang and Yuzu is onstage, dressed in pyjamas**

Yuzu:

A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you will lose your heartaches
Whatever you wish for, you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true

... the dreams that you wish will come true

No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true

CQueen: I didn't change that song at all, but it seemed fine the way it was. It's a lovely melody anyway.

Yuzu: I liked it. It was actually very pretty.

Ichigo: Don't go encouraging her, little sister. Lord only knows what she'll stick you with next time.

CQueen: Now I feel loved. And that's all for today, have a nice night, everyone!

**curtain closes**