Dorian (slaps hard on the Inquisitor's bottom with a stick he has randomly picked up)
Inquisitor: Ouch! Why would you go do that for?
Dorian: I'm supposed to teach you how to present yourself at the Winter Ball. Now STOP walking like you have a wheelbarrow stuck between your legs. (Slaps the Inquisitor on her shoulder) And what is this? Were you brought up by mountain monkeys?
Inquisitor: Ouch! OUCH! Stop it! That's how I walk!
Dorian (continues slapping her bottom and shoulders while the Inquisitor tries to skip out of the way): You can't even attend a formal cave beetle wedding, let alone the Winter Ball! Disgraceful. (Slaps) Wiggle it right!
Inquisitor: Stop it! It hurts! And beetles don't wed! Ouch!
Dorian: Think about it. You would be walking up and down in front of the Commander that night. The entire night. That kind of walk will not gain you any "sexy" points.
Inquisitor: I can be sexy. (Sees the way Dorian looks at her) Fine. Teach me.
Dorian: Now stop sloughing like an ape.
Inquisitor: Oh, make up your mind. Monkey or ape!