Just a look at what goes on inside this "Zaeniverse" of mine.

Knock. Knock.

"Come in,"

Creak.

"Hi!"

"What?"

"What are you doing?"

"Working on the next chapter of Chameleon,"

"Okay, so..."

"Rahne..."

"We're friends right?"

"I guess you could say that,"

"And, friends do nice things for each other right?"

"Where exactly are you going with this?"

"I need to borrow some money,"

"Why?"

"I kinda, maybe, might have...blown up the interview room..."

"What?"

"Yeah..."

"How did you manage to demolish an entire room?"

"Remember that time we visited that weird part of your mind where your inspiration comes from?"

"Yeah,"

"And you told me not to touch any of the small purple dragons?"

"You didn't..."

"He was so cute!"

"Rahne!"

"Sorry! He followed me here!"

"Their baby dragons, he probably imprinted on you!"

"That explains a lot..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, so I was about to pet him when he sneezed and, since dragons can breathe fire, he sort of set off some kind of chain reaction, and now..you know,"

"Wait...you want me to give you money, so that you can fix something that belongs to me?"

"I said I was sorry,"

"..."

"Wait, you created this place, can't you just fix this mess by, I don't know, thinking?"

"This place is complicated,"

"So..."

"Fine, not like mind money affects me anyways,"

"Thanks!"

"Rahne?"

"Yes Kae?"

"What...what is this?"

"I'm glad you asked, this," she gestured towards the beast before her, "Is our new guard,"

"No,"

"What?"

"This is too much,"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm glad that you're actually listening to me for once, but this, this is just too much,"

"Oh come on, its not that bad,"

"When you said something big and loyal, I thought you meant a dog,"

"This is a dog,"

"No, no Rahne, this thing right here, the monster you carried over here, this is no dog,"

"You won't find anything else to guard the base,"

"Yes, yes I will,"

"Why don't you like it?"

"Rahne, do you know what this is? Do you realize what you've done? For christ's sake, this is a flipping hellhound!"

"Hey don't talk about Spikey, Fluffy, and Martin that way!"

"...What?"

"Those are their names, the right one is-"

"I don't care what their names are! This thing has to go!"

I turned away from her.

"Please?"

"No Rahne,"

"Pretty please?"

"No,"

"Pretty please with brownies on top?"

"Nope,"

I heard whining from behind.

"No, you are not using puppy eyes!"

*Whine*

"No Rahne I'm not falling for that!"

I spun around to scold her, but to my surprise she was gone. Spikey, Fluffy, and Martin was left in the same spot with a snarl, all three heads were looking at me. Theirs eyes burned into mine, and I soon found myself backing away to a much safer position. On the way there, I bumped into something.

"Huh?"

I turned around slowly, it was Rahne in her wolf form.

"No..."

Rahne stared directly at me, her ears tucked by the side, with her head slightly tilting.

"I never should have shown you that movie!"

Rahne got closer, adding a whine to the mix.

"Don't look at the eyes, don't look at the eyes!"

But, to my dismay, I couldn't, I had lost.

"No...no...no!"

I could feel myself breaking.

"Fine..."

I hung my head in a mixture of shame and defeat, while Rahne switched back into a human and crushed me in a hug.

"YAY!"

"I hate my life..."

"Its alright Kae, if this thing was able to guard Hell, it'll sure as heck do a good job protecting the studio,"

"How did you even get Cerberus up here?"

"It was in Level 60: Greek mythology, of your mind,"

She walked up to the Guardian of the Underworld and, to my uttermost surprise, hugged it. Even more shocking, all three heads snuggled into her hold.

"That thing is gigantic,"

"How else would it have guarded Hell?"

"I'm gonna go bury myself in deep thoughts now, if you don't mind,"

"Bye!"

"I hate you,"

"Love you too!"

"Come on Rahne, you can do this!" I screamed.

"No, I can't!" she cried.

"Don't you give up on me Rahne! Don't. Give. Up!"

"How do you expect me to win this!? How can I beat her!?"

"You need to try, you have strength in numbers!"

Rahne and Laura were currently engaged in warfare. Rahne had twice the amount forces that Laura had, but still, it seemed that Laura had the advantage. The two armies clashed, and Rahne found her forces retreating.

"No! I trained them so well!" Rahne screeched.

"Give up Rahne," Laura deadpanned.

"No! Don't you dare quit on me! Do you hear me Rahne! DON'T QUIT!"

"I'm sorry Kae, I have to...I can't let too many of my forces fall,"

"NOO!"

Rahne's forces retreated, leaving Laura victorious. Rahne retrieved her hand, it was aching.

"Congrats Laura...you are the new champion of Arm Wrestling,"

"Hurray," Laura said sarcastically and walked away.

"You people are pathetic," she muttered.

"How could you?"

Rahne turned to face me.

"How could you give up on me like that!?"

"She was going to break my arms! I need those!"

"You quit on me Rahne, I don't know if I can ever forgive you..."

"I tried Kae, I really did,"

"All that training went to waste,"

"We didn't really train, you just made me carry more stuff to the studio,"

"Now, I owe Spider-Man 20 bucks,"

Rahne and I heard a "Thwip!" and spun around, we weren't shocked to find Spidey doing his victory dance.

"I told you guys you couldn't beat her,"

"Don't gloat, we feel bad enough,"

I handed him the twenty, and Spidey continued to rub his victory in in my face.

"Rahne, could you be a dear, and push that button over there,"

I gestured to her right, and Rahne nodded and pushed it. Spidey screamed as he was encased in a large black ball. He said something that couldn't be heard from out of the ball, and let out a few screams as I pushed him into a giant cannon and blasted him outside.

"I'm gonna go sulk in my room," I muttered.

"I'll bring the sad movies," she replied.

"Hey Kae?"

"Yes?"

"You know how I baked brownies yesterday?"

"...Uh...yes,"

"Well, I don't know why but, when I was about to go have some I found out that they were all gone,"

"Really, bummer, I really wanted one,"

"You ate them didn't you?"

"No..."

"Kae..."

"I...uh..."

"How could you!?"

"I couldn't help it, they were so good!"

"I can't believe you!"

"Really? I've done much worst?"

"You're baking me new brownies!"

"Okay!"

"And...You. Won"t. Eat. A. Single. One."

"NOO!"

"I'll never bake you those brownies!"

Rahne sighed.

"I didn't want to have to do this,"

"Do what?"

Her pet dragon flew over her and landed on her shoulder.

"You did keep one!"

"I named him Spyro,"

"How original,"

"Well, I'm sorry Kae, but you've forced my hand...or dragon,"

"What are you going to do?"

"I think we both know what I'm going to do,"

"Please Rahne, I'm sorry,"

"You ate my brownies,"

"I love brownies,"

"Goodbye Kaezae,"

"NOO!"

"Spyro, attack,"

"Alright guys! Here we are with Sam's interview, Rahne take it away,"

"So Sam, we've all...some of us, have wondererd, Where are you from?

"I'm actually from Cumberland County,"

"Kentucky?"

"Yep, my Mom, Lucinda Gruthrie, and my dad, Thomas Guthrie, were coal miners,"

"Interesting,"

"What's even more interesting is the fact that I was the eldest of 11 children,"

"You get that Kae?"

"Eleven children!? I have one sister, and she is the most annoying person I know, how!?"

"I don't know Man, I don't know,"

"So Sam, what else happened?"

"After my dad died when I was sixteen, I became the man of the house, it wasn't easy, but I had to step up for the family,"

"That must have been difficult,"

"Yep, I took my father's job as a coal miner, I needed the money,"

"Isn't being a coal miner dangerous?"

"Well, I learned that one day when a mine shaft was collapsing,"

"What?"

"Yep, I had been trying to rescue this man, he was a friend of my father, he had introduced me to the job, while trying to save him, I discovered my mutant power and used it to save us both, and the rest...you know,"

"Amazing,"

"Thanks,"

"So what exactly is your power?"

"Well, I don't know how to explain it..."

I looked up at them.

"I got it!"

"Cannonball possesses the ability to generate thermo-chemical energy and release it through his skin. Accompanied by smoke and condensation, the equal and opposite reaction to this energy release propels his body through the air like a human rocket"

"Seriously Kae?"

"I had to..."

"So Sam, I've recently received some information, what's going on between you and Amara?"

"Uh...*gulp*...we're just friends,"

I grinned.

"My good couple senses disagree!"

"Hey! It's not like that at all!"

"Why did she grab you to dance then instead of Bobby?"

"It was a party! Besides everyone knows that Jubilee has the hots for Bobby, she would have strangled Amara!"

"Really, so you're doubting that you and Amara like-like each other?"

"Yes!"

"Well then what if we bring her out right now?"

"WHAT!?"

"Here she is now!"

Everyone turned around to see Amara approaching.

"Where in the world am I?"

"Nice to see you again Princess,"

"Uh Kae, didn't she have her guards try to cut your head off?"

"Yep...it was all a simple misunderstanding,"

"No...no it wasn't,"

"Uh guys? There's only three chairs, where do I sit?"

"Oh...we should have prepared more, silly us, sit on Sam's lap,"

"What!?"

"Rahne, I didn't know you could be so evil...awesome!"

"Uh...guys, I know this is my interview and stuff...but can I leave?"

Rahne turned and looked at him.

"No!"

She then looked at Amara.

"And you...SIT!"

Amara plopped herself down on Sam's lap. Both madly blushed.

"So Sam, how are you feeling?"

"Scared, confused, and nervous,"

"And Amara?"

"Ditto,"

"Good, good, we're making progress here, now I want you both to have a conversation,"

"Are you sure, can't we do anything-"

"TALK. NOW!"

Amara and Sam both jumped and looked at each other.

"So...how was your day?"

"It used to be good, but now, I'm terrified,"

"Me too..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Rahne looked at them both and rolled her eyes.

"Okay...guess that's the best we're gonna get with a conversation, now, I want you guys to kiss,"

"What!?"

"Kiss, and you'll both be free to go,"

"No way!"

"Do it,"

Amara looked at Sam.

"It's the only way,"

"What if someone finds out?"

"I won't tell,"

"I won't either,"

"Okay, I'm not doing this if you're not,"

"I'll do it if you do it,"

"Can you guys just kiss already!?"

Amara and Sam brought their lips together.

Snap

"Kae, what was that?"

"That was me taking a picture with my brain, I need to remember this image forever,"

Rahne sighed.

"Okay guys, you can go now,"

Sam and Amara continued.

"Guys?"

"Are they still...?"

"Yep,"

"Should we...?"

"Yep," Rahne and I left the two alone in the room.

"I ship them both so hard, almost as much as I ship Eren and Mikasa,"

"Kae, they're like brother and sister,"

"Chapter 50 Rahne, chapter 50,"

"You've never read the manga,"

"I read that chapter on Youtube,"

"You make me sick,"

"You should stay in bed, I could use a day without you bothering me,"

'I hate you,"

"Love you too Rahne!"

Rahne: Hey Kae, I have a question.

Me: What?

Rahne: On the day when I asked you for money you said you were working on the chapter right?

Me: Yeah.

Rahne: And you finished it that night, right?"

Me: Yep.

Rahne: This all didn't take place in one day, how did you know what to write?

Me: O_O

Rahne:...

Me: Alright, bye guys, hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Rahne: Wait! You didn't-