Note: If you are looking for the new chapters, go to chapter 2 (Septimus Weasley) through 5 (Bilius Weasley).
Hugo Weasley: Husband of None, Father of None (but he may be eventually)
It was actually much easier than Hugo had thought it would be. Like Voldemort, Wizards and Witches often over look things that they believe to be below them. All Hugo had to do was ace all of his homework but bomb his tests and class work; that gets their attention. They called him into a team meeting, with his famous parents, and they asked him what the problem is, they think he's cheating on his homework. And all he tells them is that he listens to music while doing his homework, that it focuses him better. For awhile they place him in another room where there is a radio playing when he takes tests. But that gets too annoying and out of the norm so they search for another solution. And Rose, being the brilliant, kind, talented, perfect, sister she is whips up a solution. An iPod. For a moment he thinks that she is just as ignorant as they are, but than she teaches him how to sync recordings onto it, and he knows, she knows what he's up to. So his brilliant, kind, talented, perfect, sister helps out the overlooked brother. So when he went into his OWLs plugged into his shiny green iPod, his famous important influential mother had gotten him special permission to use it, there was Hugo's voice, and every so often Rose's, reading aloud how to transfigure a thumb tack into a dolphin, or charm a spider to dance. Because he is definitely going to need to know how to do that later in his life. So yeah he was too dumb to learn what was on the OWLs, but at least he was smart enough to figure out a way to cheat on them.
AN: So Hugo Weasley cheated on his OWLS, whoopee. A student of my mother's (she teaches High School Global History in New York City) actually did this (not for a big test like the SATs though, just a normal test) I thought it was pretty smart since he didn't get caught. What did you think? Review please!