SPECIAL: 20 Countries x Reader
Note: So this randomly came to me like while I was trying to sleep last night, and it wouldn't go away, so this is basically just some nonsense I wrote at three in the morning… I can't even…? It's just… I don't know. Let's just go with -I hope you like it. I'm not even sure why I posted it honestly. x3
To my Guest reviewer Coco: Sure, I'll write it. Only cuz you're such a loyal reviewer :D But it would be a lot easier if you had an account so I could message you about it ;-; Is there another way I can reach you? Oh, and I'm not so sure if I'd post it here… HEY, OTHER AWESOME FOLLOWERS? How would you feel about a US State OC x Reader one-shot?
Anyways… onto the mega-random crack-chapter~! XD
America: Dude! OMG I've missed you!
England: Leave her alone, wanker. She's mine.
China: Excuse me? I believe she only loves me-aru.
Italy: No, she's my best friend! Ve, not yours~!
Romano: Just shut up, you jerks. You don't even know what she is to me, dammit…
Spain: Oh Roma, you just have no clue do you~?
Romano: DON'T CALL ME ROMA, YOU BASTARDO!
Spain: *grins sweetly* She picked ME!
France: My dear Spain, there you are wrong. For she has chosen the lovely me~
Prussia: HEY—NO SHE DIDN'T! *looks at you* Tell them you picked the awesome me, will ya? *rolls eyes arrogantly*
America: Whoa, we're getting a bit crowded up in here aren't we? *gives you a thumbs-up* You managed to make us all love you, huh?
France: Indeed, even I admire that accomplishment.
Denmark: Nej! All of you get away from the King's friend-with-benefits!
Norway: I thought you guys stopped doing that.
Denmark: Oh yeah—he's right! Get away from the King's super-sexy girlfriend!
Norway: I gave 'your girlfriend' the ride of her life, you know that?
Denmark: Huh? What's that mean?
France, Spain, & Prussia: *facepalm*
England: YOU DID WHAT TO HER?!
BTT: You really don't know?
England: I know what it is! I just can't believe… you of all people… did that to my dream girl, you emotionless Scandinavian!
Norway: I did a lot of things to your dream girl.
Denmark: Hehe, me too!
Iceland: Hm? Were you expecting something?
Romania: Hey, it's the Witchcraft Club!
England: *sweatdrops*
Romania: Norway, England! Let's get together and cast a charm spell on _!
Norway: Not a bad idea.
England: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
Austria: All of you are annoying idiots.
China: I agree-aru! They should act more like adults about this!
Austria: I mean come on. We all know who this girl really belongs to. *adjusts glasses in your direction*
America: Yeah! Me! Because I'm the hero, nahahaha~!
Denmark: No, me! THE KING!
Prussia: NO, THE MOST AWESOMEST ONE IN HERE! …WHICH MEANS ME, OF COURSE!
Spain: It should be the boss. Oh wait, I'm the boss.
Romano: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Italy: Veee~ don't you love me anymore? *pleads eyes at you* Or am I still 'friend-zoned'?
France: That you are, Italy. That you are. *sad head shake*
Greece: I want to make kittens with _.
Canada: Huh? Don't you mean babies?
Greece: No. I mean kittens.
Canada: …Bear cubs
Greece: Wait. Who are you?
Canada: *smiles gently* I'm Canada…
America: No way! Even you're here, bro?!
England: Bloody hell, how much does that make us?
2P!England: Sixteen, yep~!
Everyone: HOLY CRAP, EVEN THE 2P'S ARE HERE?!
2P!America: Oh, shut up. We've been here the whole time.
2P!China: You're all lucky we're not the possessive types.
America: HOW DID NO ONE EVEN NOTICE THEM UNTIL NOW?!
England: They've been really quiet…
Norway: This seems dangerous.
2P!England: *turns creepy Cheshire-cat grin to you* We all really love you, don'tcha know~?
2P!America: Hey, let's kidnap her again.
Everyone: NOT ON OUR WATCH!
England: And you need to quit doing that. I'll send you back to where you came.
Romania: I forgot. How did we do that again?
Norway: The Parallel World spell, obviously.
Everyone besides the Magic Trio & 2Ps: YOU FUCKING BROUGHT THEM HERE?!
Austria: Calm down everybody. Let's go on a hike through some snowy mountains.
Prussia: I'm not doing that avalanche thing again, you know that right?
Canada: C-Can someone wake up Greece? He fell asleep on me…
Italy: Hey, bella! Come back to my house for some pasta later, okay?
America: If she's going anywhere after this, it's my place! Let's head to Las Vegas, baby~!
England: No. London.
France: Paris~!
Spain: BARCELONA!
Iceland: How about my bedroom.
Everyone: I-ICELAND?!
Norway: That's my little brother.
Denmark: Yeah! Get some, Icy~!
Iceland: *turns to Denmark and Norway* You don't mind sharing her?
England: Oh no, not that harem thing again.
Denmark: …Hey-! How'd you know about that?!
England: I read that chapter. It was bloody horrible.
Nordics: DON'T READ OUR ONE-SHOTS!
Italy: Or call Usa-chan's writing horrible!
Romania: Hey, we're not supposed to say stuff like that…
America: I don't care! *turns to you and crosses arms* You're not allowed to date anyone else, not even in real life!
France: Don't think that just because you're reading fanfiction means that you can love anyone other than us, non~?
Prussia: Yeah! Listen to that romance-loving Frenchie!
2P!America: *cocks gun* Love anyone else and I'll kill you.
2P!England: Hehehehe, oops~! I think I just poisoned your real-world crush with another one of my cupcakes…
2P!China: And I think I just gave him an overdose. Sorry.
Romano: YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO FUCKING MURDER HIM, YOU BASTARDS-!
Italy: Ooh, is Fratello trying to be a nice guy?
Romano: *blushes madly* N-No, of course not! Kill anyone else she loves, see if I care! *crosses arms defiantly*
Austria: …*sigh* I have work to do.
Prussia: Yeah, leave! Like the coward you are, kesesese!
Austria: I'll have you know, my lover enjoys listening to me play the piano. *glances in your direction* Don't you?
Prussia: No, you'd rather hang out with me and Gilbird right?
Pirate!England: Did all of you land lovers forget that I'm here?
Everyone: …
Everyone: …
Everyone: …
BTT: …Oh no, here comes more of England's personas.
Punk!England: What was that, you pricks?
England: All of you, go away!
2P!England: But we wanna be here! *evil giggle*
America: Hey! Why didn't I get more personas?
2P!America: Because you're annoying.
America: B-But… you're a part of me! You can't call me annoying! DX
2P!America: Well you are. And don't ever call me a 'part of you' again.
China: Ai yah, other me. Are they always like this-aru?
2P!China: Get the fuck out of my face.
Spain: Well aren't you Second Players all just a ray of sunshine?
Canada: …I-I'm scared…
Italy: Ve… th-they're creeping me out… GERMANY! GERMANY!
Romano: Potato bastard's not here, remember?
England: Oh yeah, where is Germany?
Romano: Usa-chan doesn't like him.
Italy: DON'T SAY THAT FRATELLO! IT'S NOT TRUE!
America: What's true is she prefers the Allies!
China: I agree with that, aru.
Austria: Now who's being immature?
Prussia: You Allies ain't got nothin' on the BTT!
France: And for once, the German is correct.
Prussia: The PRUSSIAN! The 'PRUSSIAN is correct'!
Italy: No! Usa-chan loves the Axis! Don't be mean!
England: Then where are your buddies Germany and Japan?
Italy: Ve…
America: Dude! You're lucky you are even here~! ALLIES FTW!
Norway: Children. Please. T_T
China: I am not a child! I am four thousand years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS-ARU ARU!
Denmark: EVERYONE LOVES THE NORDICS AND YOU KNOW IT!
Iceland: We're like the One Direction of the Hetalia fandom.
Canada: That is shockingly accurate…
Spain: Fine then. The BTT can be the trio from the Hangover movies.
America: Dude! I freaking love those!
France: We're so funny~
Prussia: MEIN GOTT, I KNOW RIGHT?! We're the funniest and awesomest trio ever!
Romania: Well we're the best Witchcraft Club ever.
Norway: Enough of that, will you?
England: Can you guys just help me get these bloody gits out of here?! *points furiously at his Pirate!, Punk!, and 2P! selves*
Pirate!England: *unsheathes sword*
Punk!England: *pulls out handgun*
2P!England: *slowly holds up bloodied kitchen knife*
Austria: …You brought them here, you get them back.
England: …
England: …
England: …
England: Ahahaha, you're all just joking, aren't you old chaps? *another nervous laugh* Ahaha… we're one in the same aren't we…?
England: … *runs for his life*
Norway: I'm gonna go see why England has more one-shots than me.
Denmark: Yeah! Plus he read ours! We deserve to know why he's so popular!
Romania: …But I wonder why England read a Nordic Five x Reader one-shot…
Iceland: Never mind that. He shouldn't even be half as popular as he is. But the fandom seems to love him.
Prussia: And they love me!
2P!America: And me.
Italy: How do you guys know?
Prussia: Just check the most-followed Country x Reader stories! Most of them are for me, England, or America's other half!
2P!America: He's actually right. Well as of now at least.
2P!China: I call bullshit.
2P!England: *bursts into tears* Whaaat? Why is Allen more popular than me?!
America: No! Most one-shot series start off with the CONQUERING HERO!
England: *somehow manages to escape death and reappears* I think he's actually right on that one.
Denmark: WELL THERE'S THE MOST DOUJINSHI FOR ME AND NORWAY! xP
Denmark: …
Denmark: …
Denmark: …
Everyone: …
Denmark: I DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
Austria: I don't have time for this. *turns to you* I love you. Okay? Now I have to go.
America: No, I love her!
England: Idiot, she loves me!
China: Are we really fighting over this again?
Italy: Ve, looks like it~!
BTT: *fight over you*
Nordics: *fight over you*
2Ps: *fight over you*
Pirate! and Punk!England: *fight over you*
Allies: *fight over you*
Italy: H-How did we get into this mess?!
Canada: I-I don't know. Where's Kumajirou? We have to go now…
Greece: *wakes up* Did I miss anything? *…clearly oblivious to chaos surrounding him*
Romano: You've really been asleep this whole time? How inconsiderate.
Austria: It seems our time is about up…
Romania: Well darling, this is goodbye. For now~
Italy: We love you!
Canada: D-Don't forget about us…
Romano: Come back and visit us any time you like. It-It's not like I'll miss you or anything… *blushes and looks away*
America: *momentarily stops choking England* Hey, let's all say goodbye!
Everyone: …Goodbye~… we'll see you soon maybe!
A.N.: Too much? /smacked
So, I recently made a DeviantArt account. Follow/Add/Fan/Friend/Watch me or whatever it's called on there? I'll put a link to it on my FF profile. Uhm, so my dA username's ImYourHero213 …
See you there, my lovely damsels~
-Usa chan (:
Next time: Japan— "Otaku Central"
(Character requested by IcelandicPuffinCat) :D
CHARACTERS WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN REQUESTED: Japan, Prussia, Male!Ukraine, Scotland, 2P!Canada, 2P!Japan, Axis Group, France, 2P!Italy, Dark!Pirate!Spain, Germany, Russia, 2P!Romano, Male!Belgium, Mafia!Romano, Male!Belarus, Germania, OC Bosnia, Finland, Netherlands, Estonia, Male!Liechtenstein, Hong Kong, Lithuania, Male!Hungary, Dark!Viking!Denmark, Korea, and American State OC Michigan~ Let me know if that last one's okay, Reader-chans?
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