Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the clans have to say about our fanfictions. Be my guest and enjoy the ride. Sit down, grab a bagel and your cat, and have a good time. No offense intended to anyone. On hiatus.

25. Gaystripe

Dear Fanfiction,

My name is GRAYstripe! You know, best friends with Firestar, former mate of Silverstream, current mate of Millie, father of Feathertail, Stormfur, Blossomfall, Briarlight, and Bumblestripe, that Graystripe? There is an r between the g and the a, otherwise known as I AM NOT GAY WITH FIRESTAR! Sheesh! No more pairing me with Firestar, you're making Silverstream, Millie, and Sandstorm mad, and trust me, you DO NOT want to deal with those three when they are mad. Graystripe, not Gaystripe. Get it? Got it? Good.

Sincerely, GRAYstripe

QOTC: Who do you prefer Graystripe with? Silverstream, Millie, or someone else?