Spirit Elma: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! I love you guys!!! LOVE!!! ^_^
Okay, this isn't the last chapter...there will be ONE more chapter tomorrow! and it's a New Years chapter!!!
ya know, this is the longest chapter...Yea! ^_^

December 25th - Mustang's Christmas - Part Two -

"Rise and Shine, Roy!!!"

"GAAAHH!!!" Roy jumped up and fell off of his bed with a painful 'thunk' Hughes. Was. Dead!

"Morning Roy, Ed told me about today, couldn't resist coming, my beautiful Elisia and wife are here too! Isn't that fantastic! Seeing that little bundle of joy on Christmas! Oh yeah, Ed, Al and the others are here too. Have you seen Elisia's Christmas picture yet? She is so adorable!!!"

"Maes! Shut up!!" there was the sound of fingers snapping and then a bout of flames were shooting toward the perky man in the doorway. Maes dived out into the hallway and shut the door behind him and called through it.

"Okay-I'll let you get up. Be in the living room in five minuets, or next to get you up is Edward!"

Inside the bedroom, Roy rolled his eyes and pulled himself off of the floor where he'd landed. Glad that he thought to sleep with his gloves on, though hoping it would've been Ed first to wake him… Oh well… still a whole morning to fry one certain, short, blond.

Ed sneezed rather violently.

"Nii-san?" Al started, "are you okay?"

Ed grinned, "Yeah, I'm fine. Just a sneeze…"

Four minuets later, Roy crashed into Edward while walking into the living room. Edward's face brightened, "Good. I was on my way to make sure you didn't run for it."

"Funny," Roy yawned, "tell me someone made coffee…"

"Riza-san did." Roy let a sigh of relief escape his lips. Yea Riza! She made coffee that he could drink! Unlike Havoc's…well he wouldn't call what Havoc makes 'coffee'… Edward started pulling Roy into his living, "Come on, you're so slow."

'I'm going to have a heart attack…' was Roy's grim thoughts as he saw everybody. Along with explosion of Christmas decorations, there was now eleven people in his living room-which could only hold around six comfortably-including him. With those people were gifts, and lots and lots of wrapping paper… He saw the gifts that he'd gotten everyone, Riza must have known where they were at-or Hughes.

"Okay everyone!" Edward tried to get it quiet and had quite the lost expression on his face as everyone ignored him but Al, "Hey! Havoc, Fury, shut up about dog-stew! Breda, knock it off! Elisia dear, could you please be quiet for a minuet, thank you. Hughes, put the dumb pictures away!!!"

Roy smirked, "Need help?" he took Ed's silence and slight pout as a 'yes.' He raised his fingers to a snapping position, Ed's eyes widened and he dove behind the couch.

"SNAP"

A swirl of flames went though the air, everyone immediately shut their mouths and looked at him. Ed poked his head above the couch, Breda looked at him with an odd expression. Ed gave him a sheepish grin and waved a bit before sinking back down.

"Morning everyone," Roy was trying not to laugh like Elisia was currently doing, Hughes' face was funny… "Where's that coffee?" Riza handed him a large mug with a Christmas tree on it. When he sat down pandemonium continued:

"Falman, toss a cookie over here!"

"Papa? can we start now?"

"Al! I'm back here, don't chuck trash back here!

"Nii-san, what are you doing behind the couch?"

"What'd you think? Hiding." Everyone laughed at Ed, "stop laughing!" of course that made everyone laugh harder.

"Ed," Roy started, "get out before I torch you for real." Edward jumped over the couch and landed on Roy, "than again…"

"Eeep." flames appeared over Ed's hair and caught his coat on fire, "Al! put it out, put it out!"

"I'm trying stay still!!"

"Aahhhhh!"

Ed's coat lay in the trash. Ed himself sat across the room and glared at Roy. Roy ignored Ed and watched Elisia unwrap her gifts. Elisia smiled up at Ed, which broke the circle and soon had Ed laughing again.

Havoc and Fury started a paper-war, which prolonged the time that they would stay in Roy's house.

"Missed me Breda!" a paper wad hit Maes in the face, Roy barked out a laugh.

"But I didn't." Maes hid behind Gracia and Elisia.

It had been a few hours and all the gifts had been opened and, not that he'd admit it to Edward, he had been having fun. What with getting to fry Ed earlier and knocking Maes upside the head. Riza and Gracia came out of the kitchen with a fresh batch of cookies and coco. Havoc and Breda snuck in some alcohol in and were currently killing some Christmas songs. Ed, Al, and Elisia were covering their ears and one more sour note and Roy was going to join them…

It was around two in the afternoon that everyone but Ed, Al, and Riza had left. The four cleaned up and thankfully no flames were needed.

"Well that's it," Ed stood up, "See ya Mustang! Come on Al."

'thud' "Ouch!" Roy hit his head on the underside of the coffee table, "what do you mean 'see ya'"

"Trash is all picked up." and Edward and Al was out the door. Roy turned to Riza, then the still Christmas-tized room. He gulped.

"Help?"

Riza smirked, "I think it would do you good." and then she left.

Roy stood alone in his living room staring at the decorations. And thinking that maybe he should have fried Ed just one more time… well maybe not… he did have fun, as reluctant he was to admit it. He smiled and torched a reindeer that was hanging from the ceiling.

He sighed and began to clean up.

SE: hehehehehehehe. I'm in such a good mood! MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO YOU AAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! ^_^
ehehe...sorry...Christmas sugar rush...ehehehehe