Tall tail tales

by Iamawesomedogtoo

Well duh, the title sounds like someone on marijuina made it. What else do you think these characters are doing? Crazy adventures, possible romance, and a twinge of tragedy and angst. These tall tail tales are tales you'll never forget and the fun won't end anytime soon.

25. The third person club

Pairings: none

Rating: k

Genre: Humor

"Juvia wonders if Juvia is the only one who speaks in third person." Juvia wondered out loud. "Juvia isn't the only one. Frosch does so too!" Frosch said. "So does Mard." Mard Geer said. "Juvia wonders how Mard is alive." Juvia said. "Mard doesn't know either." "Frosch thinks Frosch, Mard, and Juvia should start a third person club." "Juvia thinks that is a wonderful idea." "Mard wonders what should be done in the club first." "Juvia wants to know why more people speak in first person." "Frosch thinks about making the world a place people speak third person in." After that discussion, they set to work. Let's just say that they needed hot dogs, some duct tape, a few cats, and a metal pole to make their plan a success. The people all spoke in third person robotic voices as their eyes all glowed red. "Juvia isn't sure about this." Juvia said as she watched her friends move in robotic stances around a bonfire. Frosch was the only one seen smiling. Mard and Juvia both had a worried expression as the rest of the Fairy Tail guild looked emotionless. "Elmo speaks in third person to!"