Section 25: Unusual Adoptions
Ares adopts a frog!
Poseidon: What a…..warlike animal.
Ares: Isn't he? His name's Flabby!
Poseidon: What a….warlike name.
Zeus: Where did you get Flappy?
Ares: Flabby! I made him, of course.
Hera: Don't you think he's going to be a little…..useless in fighting wars and all?
Ares: He's not going to fight! He's made to give me wise council before a major battle or war.
Poseidon: Haven't you got Athena for that?
Ares: BAH! He's a much wiser assistant than ol' Athena.
Artemis: If he was wise, he'd choose a better name for himself.
Ares: No one asked your opinion, Miss Maiden. He's much more….reasonable than your skinny deer and whatnot.
Artemis: I don't use the deer for advice. They're to pull my chariot.
Ares: Whatever. What I wanted to ask you all is….what would be the best food to feed Flabby? He can't provide advice until he's eaten two and a quarter tons per hour of…something.
Poseidon: Two and a quarter tons per hour. No wise person or animal eats that much.
Ares: Oh, just shut up and tell me!
Demeter: What about my Energ-o-Flakes? They'd really boost his brainpower.
Ares: I'm sorry, but I don't want to kill him.
(Demeter huffs)
Dionysus: Give him scarlet wine, and he'll be the wisest person…..frog….ever, just like me!
Poseidon: Uh…..I think you'd better avoid scarlet wine, Ares.
Ares: I agree with you there, bro.
Zeus: I'd recommend Storm-o-Syrup. It really up-launches my brain speed.
Poseidon: WAIT A MINUTE. You HAVE a brain?!
Ares: I…don't really think that'd work. Any good suggestions?
Poseidon: I'd offer you my Amphibian—Pudding, but I don't think I can produce enough to sustain…ah, your…mighty frog.
Ares: ughhh….. I think I'll have to think up something myseld. Maybe some Blood Biscuits….
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