"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour!", Chris said to start off the recap of the previous episode to get ready for the new one, "The largest island of the world, Greenland! It'll blow you away! How could this happen!? Well first, Blaineley started to feel actual emotion related to guilt when Cody and Veronica reminded her that it was Cody's birthday! So, she tried to make it up to him. Then boom! Veronica got stuck in a hole! Luckily for Veronica, Cody felt a trimmer in his scrawny nerd heart and saved her. Meanwhile Alejandro was put through abuse after abuse and even voted off at the end of the episode! Dude SO would've been a goner. Except Blaineley, DEMOLISHED my plane!", and then finally Chris and Chef were physically shown inside the destroyed cockpit of the plane, "Did I mention we got no ride now?! Hm? BECAUSE BLAINELEY BLEW IT UUUUUUP", he then took out a bag and began to hyperventilate into it, but then finished the recap with, "Our Final Three are now jetting to Australia! Without a Jet. So get set for some other kind of race to the One Hundred Trillion One Billion One Hundred dollars! Yeah, we've been saying it wrong the whole time, that's how you actually say the prize money amount of this season! Right here on Total, Drama, World Tour!", and it was then that with the cockpit part falling down and a "OWCH!" from Chris, the intro sequence then began. Following the intro sequence though, was a commercial;
[COMMERCIAL]
*Once more, this is a Sonic PSA, this time, Sonic is sitting by the Grand Canyon, with Tails, Knuckles and Amy literally throwing what could be dead bodies into the canyon*
Sonic - "Kids, it's time you learned about, the thug life! See those corpses, those, are dead mobsters of the Russian mafia! Those mobsters thought I owed them something, but they learned the hard way that Sonic, like Tina Fey, is better than everything. Tina Fey is so good, that there isn't a single universe where her name is changed! You assholes need to understand that, got it? Well anyway, kids, the life of being a mobster and a thug just isn't worth it. Why? Because, it sucks. You can hardly ever get out of it, the only thing good is that you always look like a badass no matter what you do. Basically kids, if you wanna be bad, be a deliquent" *holds up a picture of Duncan* "Like this kid" *throws picture into random garbage can* "Because while it's not that good, it's not NO Good. Nice chatting with ya kids, but I gotta chop the head off a horse now." *takes out machete and walks away from camera*
[COMMERCIAL ENDS]
Following that, things went right to the actual episode, with Chris in his pilot suit still mourning over what happened to his plane in the previous episode. The difference was that it was day time when this was going on. He was actually sitting on one of the logs he set up for the mock-up campfire ceremony, with one large tiki tipped over, and Alejandro, Chef and all standing around him as he mourned the objects inside his plane;
"The hot tub with my name spelled out in italian tiles", he mourned, "Gone. My monogram sneakers!", he continued, while those around him just blankly listened, "Gone! My custom calibrated double trimmer!", he then began to cry, "Gone!"
"So", Alejandro then said to him, "We continue the game?"
"Yeah man", Chef then added in, "I wanna hurry up and finish this damn thing already so I can get on with my life!"
"As usual you two are thinking of nothing but yourselves!", was all Chris said in response to them before their attention turned to a rumble in the debris of the plane, and it was Cody and Veronica both trying to lift debris of the plane, likely to find Blaineley;
"Can we get some help over here?!", was all Cody said as he and Veronica actually worked together to move large pieces of debris;
"What about the bigger humanitarian crisis?!", Chris continued on about himself, "How am I supposed to keep this face fresh without my hyperbolic chamber?!", and then focus briefly went back over to Cody and Veronica, who were struggling to move one last bit of debris, which was as one might expect, so that they could free Blaineley from being trapped under the wreckage. Blaineley was actually pretty normal looking, she only had a few scratches on her and minor rips in her dress aswell as a broken left earring. She was even able to stand and walk normally. Though she was at first angry at Chris;
"Oh very funny, Chris!", Blaineley angrily said to him, "Yeah, these large amount of debris just MYSTERIOUSLY buried me while I was asleep!"
"I really DO NOT want to talk with YOU right now", Chris angrily said back to her, crying at this point, "You PLANE WRECKER!", Blaineley just rolled her eyes before then turning to both Veronica and Cody who had freed her from being buried under the wreckage together;
"You two", Blaineley was suddenly surprised at seeing Veronica and Cody having worked together to help you, "Are you two, did you two, actually work together for once?"
"Of couse", Cody replied, "You're my mom, mom!"
"And you're my auntie!", Veronica added, "You're both our family!"
"Wow", Blaineley was clearly truly shocked by this all, "I...I never thought I'd see the day! Oh, if only my cellphone wasn't in the explosion, I would totally take a picture of this moment!", Veronica and Cody of course smiled when she was looking at them, but scowled competitively at eachother when she wouldn't notice it, but smiled again when she wasn't. It was then that Blaineley, Cody and Veronica began walking back to where Chris, Alejandro and Dr. Pennywise were all standing at. "Well anyway, at least I'm not bald or have broken legs or anything. Though then again, I wouldn't mind the having someone have to carry me part of that."
"It's good to have you still alive mom", Cody then said to her, "I almost thought that-"
"Oh baby", Blaineley patted him on the head, "There's no way in hell I would let myself die due to a plane blowing up in Greenland! I would much rather die in a place like, say, Hawaii or something. But I would still rather not die at all of course, but you get the idea."
"Yeah...I get the idea."
"Same here, Auntie Blaineley", Veronica then added in.
[CONFESSIONAL]
*Note that the confessional no longer has any ceiling at all*
Veronica - *sighs* "Well, Auntie Blaineley is now out of the game, which I gues is both good and bad. It's good because now I'm in the Final Three and just one Alejandro away from the Final Two! But it's bad, because I'm one Alejandro away from the Final Two! By the way, Heather, how does it feel watching this and knowing that now I'm about to get farther than you EVER got it! Does it feel good?" *she then laughs and smiles at the camera*
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following that, Veronica began talking with Blaineley, though Cody still stood with the two;
"So, Auntie Blaineley", she kindly said to her aunt, "Are you sure you are alright? That nothing his broken."
"Well", Blaineley answered, "My dress is ruined, my hair is messed up, my makeup is probably messed up too, my earring is broken, my high heels are starting to break, but aside from that, no serious injury so yes Veronica, I'm actually quite fine. Though I can't say the same about our luggage, obviously."
"Ugh", Veronica replied with, "Please don't remind me! All my beautiful things! Destroyed!", she then turned to Chris, "You know, maybe if you actually put those damn oil barrels back in the plane instead of just leaving them there, this never would have happened!"
"She has a point", Cody added.
"Oh SHUT UP!", Chris yelled right back at her, "UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DISQUALIFIED TOO!", Veronica then wisely decided to just fold her arms and actually be quiet for once, not wanting to lose the Final Three over something so stupid and quick as that. It was only then though that Chef pulled out a large iron/steel crate from a giant hole in the plane's wreckage, a massive crate that got Chris happy again, "Hey! My emergency kit!", and Chris ran happily over to where Chef and the emergency kit were, "We're saved! Haha!", and then he adressed the remaining contestants and Blaineley, "That's right kids, get ready for surf, sun and amazing creatures! Because you'll be going to Australia!", and in response Alejandro, Veronica and Cody cheered happily at the reveal of the final location, "I know! Best host ever! Never doubt me!", it was then that Chef pulled open the emergency kit with a rope, revealing it just be the red helicopter Chris, Chef and Pennywise used in the Celebrity Manhunt special, leaving the Final Three and Blaineley confused;
"Uh", Alejandro began, "Is that a three seater?"
"Yep!", Chris explained happily, "Chef flies, I supervise, and Pennywise rides!", and then he, Chef and Pennywise were of course, in the process of entering their helicopter;
"And we?"
"Will be competing to get to the land down under first!", Chris furtherly explained, "Using only your wits, and whatever you find out here! "
"But we're all the way up in Greenland!", Cody then reminded Chris of;
"True", Chris said, as now Chef and Pennywise were in the helicopter, "So check these fancy dancy GPS's I'm generously giving you!", he then tossed Cody, Veronica and Alejandro all what he had just described but also walkie-talkies aswell. Veronica checked her GPS, but it just showed a pink dot representing herself, and no lines at all pointing to where she should go.
"Middle of Nowhere, Greenland", Veronica commented, clearly annoyed already, "Well, they work."
"Set them for the Panama canal! ", Chris then said to the Final Three, "I'm pretty sure you all can easily guess what country it's located in. If not, then it's Panama. Now GO, go, GO!", and then the Final Three all set their GPS systems for Panama canal while Chris was stepping into the plane, which was now getting ready for it's takeoff. However, Blaineley became worried;
"Hold on!", she called out to Chris, "What about me?!"
"Make like you took the drop of shame and figure it out yourself!", was all Chris said as he, Chef and Pennywise flew away in their helicopter, leaving Blaineley first shocked, but then scowling incredibly angry at them and their helicopter.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Blaineley - *really angry* "Okay, just for that, I am not going to be holding anything back against him once I get back on television. And I do mean, ANYTHING. You wouldn't believe the footage of him we DIDN'T air on Celebrity Manhunt."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"You're all totally gonna make it!", were Chris' last words before he, Chef and Dr. Pennywise flew off in their helicopter, likely heading for the Finale location of Australia. Of course, this meant that Cody, Veronica, Alejandro and Blaineley were all left there in Greenland, right beside the large amount of wreckage created from Blaineley destroying the plane. After all of them just watched as Chris, Chef and Pennywise flew away, Cody walked towards the plane's wreckage with Blaineley following right after him, obviously hoping to travel with either him or Veronica to the finale location.
"If Veronica can find something useful in there, maybe I can too!", was what Cody said as he walked towards the wreckage.
"Of course you can, sweetie!", Blaineley assured him happily, "Say, Cody, I don't mean to be a burden, but, can I come with you? I am your mother after all. I don't want to be standed alone in the middle of Greenland with the wreckage of a jumbo jet!"
"Mom, why do you even need to ask?", Cody answered back to her, "You're my mom! Of course you can come with me! I would never leave my own mother stranded in the middle of Greenland with the wreckage of a Jumbo Jet!"
"Oh it's good to know you still love me!", Blaineley then happily gave a big happy hug, "I just knew it!"
"Why would I not love you?"
"I forgot your birthday on live teleivision", Blaineley answered, "I was worried."
"I didn't hate you for it", Cody explained, "I just, I just was hurt by it. I was just sad, disappointed I guess, but I didn't hate you! But if you wanna know, yes, I do forgive you for everything! I never thought you would do something so sincere for me...or anyone for that matter!"
"I love my Son, Niece and Nephews!", Blaineley once more patted Cody on the head, "Now, let's hurry up and find something useful, you don't wanna be in last for the race! No son of mine is going to be coming in last place!"
"Right! Heheh", and it was then that both Cody and Blaineley walked into the wreckage of the plane together. This left Veronica and Alejandro outside, of course, Veronica soon started up a conversation with Alejandro while she still could;
"Now this must be the part where you ask me to join forces!"
"What?", Alejandro was confused by her asking that, "Why would I join forces with you?"
"Oh that's right!", Veronica then mockingly continued, "I cheated off the two people you WANTED to go to the Final Three with, and you know too well that I am immune to all of you little charms! Heck, even Cody AND Auntie Blaineley are immune to you too!"
"Those are very good observations", the scowling Alejandro said back to her, "Very, VERY good observations."
"Awww, what's the matter?", Veronica furtherly mocked him with, "Does baby need his pacifier? Looks like like wittle baby Al is about to cry!", it was at that point that Alejandro was about to finally snap and actually smack Veronica, but he controlled himself away from doing anything like that;
"Would you stop that.", was all he said through his incredibly angry scowl, but Veronica didn't stop;
"I would love to, Baby Al", Veronica teased him with, "But the thing is, I don't want to. Like, at all actually. From now on, you're nickname is Baby Al", Alejandro's eyes then really twitched at that, "So, Baby Al, would you like me to go back to the wreckage and fetch your bottle for you? Hmm? Does future loser want his wittle bottle? Because I hope you realize it's not like you'll be getting any farther than this! Haha!"
"Dont. Call. Me. That. Ever. Again."
"Sorry Baby Al", Veronica instantly replied with, "But I don't take orders from Baby Als."
"That's it!", Alejandro finally snapped, "Prepare for the full force of Hurricane Alejandro, Veronica!", he angrily said right in her face, "Next stop, Australia! And I sincerely hope you DON'T make it!", and then he angrily walked away from her, eye still twitching from his new nickname from her;
"Well then", Veronica replied, "You can prepare for counter Hurricane Veronica, which Hurricane Baby Al is no match for!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Alejandro - "I CAN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE!" *Bangs fists down on the confessional table and causes her to break* "BABY AL?! BABY AL?! Ooooohh it is ON now. I am going to see to it that Cody defeats her in the race by such a large lead that she will NEVER want to show her face on television EVER again! Infact, you know what, Jose? If you ever are in need of a girlfriend, you should hook up with Veronica some time!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"FOCUS!", was what Alejandro told himself to do as he then slapped himself, which was of course much to the confusion of Veronica who was just watching him as he walked away from the scene. Veronica then talked into her walkie-talkie, to furtherly mock him;
"Oh you will need to do more than focus, Baby Al!", Veronica said into the walkie-talkie, making Alejandro growl in annoyance, "Because it is ON, you big spanish baby! I will have you back in your diapers and crying by the end of this race!"
"Bring it!", the angry Alejandro snapped right back to her with;
"That's strange", Veronica mocked back through the walkie-talkie, "All I just heard from your end was 'WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH!', do you need a diaper change already, Baby Al?"
"Oh you know what?", Alejandro replied, "I don't have time for this."
"Well I don't have time for Baby Als anyway! Just don't coem running to me and get your Baby Al drool on my clothes or anything, because I know you will be crying for your mommy once I've defeated you!"
"Pfft, if you get there you will likely be deported like you were in season one!"
"I'm the Governor General's daughter!", Veronica then revealed, "The Governor General of Canada's daughter, to precise! I've always been a Canadian citizen! I just played along with Chris and NaTasha's little scare prank, that's all."
"Sure. You just played along with it alright."
"Ugh!", and then Veronica turned the walkie-talkie off and smiled at no longer hearing Alejandro's voice, "There! Much better! Without Baby Al around to distract me with his babyness, I can now freely defeat Cody and then go to trillionaire empire, population ME!", she then looked around, "Alright, now how do I get there exactly?", and she then began looking around the wreckage herself for anything to use. While she did so, focus then went directly to Cody and Blaineley, who were both exploring what was left of the first class cabin of the plane. Of course Blaineley was actually slightly sad about this;
"Oh first class", Blaineley said with a saddened sigh, "How I will miss you so much!"
"It's alright, mom", Cody said to her, putting a hand on her shoulder, "I'm sure when we will get to Australia there will be an hotel there even better than the first class cabin here."
"Pfft, you think I don't know that?", Blaineley responded, "When we get there, we are going to be staying in the most royal suite they have! I'm going to hope for a hotel with a view of the harbour and the opera house. Now that would be first class!"
"Don't worry mom!", Cody said as he began digging through some of the objects in first class, "Sweet! A Sodiac and a Wheelchair!", of course, he had just found those things. A sodiac is essentially a type of inflatable raft. However, he soon saw the raft had a hole in it, and groaned as he then just tossed it to the side, and he ignored the wheelchair entirely, and then found a bicylce, "Maybe this'll-", the bicycle then had it's front wheel immediately fall off, "Ugh!", and he then tossed that to the ground aswell, "How is any of this crud going to get us to Australia?!"
"Well", Blaineley looked around, "I see just seatbelts, meal trays, and a few parachutes. So yeah. Hell if I know.", it was then though that Cody finally hatched a plan, and he actually turned back to the wheelchair he had found.
"Mom, you just gave me an idea!"
"Well good", Blaineley replied, "I am ready to get out of his dump already!", and then focus went directly back to Alejandro, who was actually incredibly close to the eastern shores of Greenland itself, and had just climbed onto a rock. Much to his happiness, he actually saw a cargo ship being loaded up. More specifically, it was the interns loading the various animals from the plane; The Sasquatch, the panda, the chimpunks, the lemmings, the horse, a deer, monkeys, the anaconda, a moose, a grizzly bear, a rabbit, a snake and even a seal all onto the said cargo ship.
"If you wanna find a thief, follow his money", Alejandro commented like looking at this, "If you wanna find Chris, follow the demonic little beasts he loves to throw into challenges. Panama canal, here comes Alejandro Burromuerto!", and then he went back down to go forth with his plan. Focus then immediately shifted over to Veronica, who was also close to the shore, though she was literally now at the southern shore of Greenland rather than the eastern.
"UGH!", Veronica then groaned, "How am I ever going to get off this fucking NOT Green island?! I can't just walk on the fucking water, I'm not Jesus Christ, Chris! Which is what you seem to think you are!", it was then though, that Veronica heard a massive horn honking, and she knew what horn it was immediately. It was the horn of a massive ship. Not just any ship, she knew what ship it was and ran towards it happily, once getting into it's view, she finally saw it, "DADDY'S YACHT!", she then happily jumped up and down oh so happily, seeing the large yacht driving past her along the southern shore of Greenland, and she immediately began trying to yell to it, "MOMMY, DADDY, OVER HERE! DRIVE THE YACHT OVER HERE! I NEED TO GET ON-BOARD NOW!", it was then that Veronica tried to do all she could to attempt in getting the driver's attention. Inside the yacht, her family's butler Higgins, an old man with a british accent, a mustache, bald head, pale skin and a monocle over one eye now wearing the suit of a ship captain, noticed her and picked up the yacht's communication device;
"Sir Stanislavl and Madame Samara?", Higgins said over the system, "I believe I am seeing Madame Veronica on the shore, and it seems she wishes to come aboard. What shall I do?", it was then that there were sounds of a small debate between the two parents before a male russian voice, clearly Veronica's father Stanislavl, finally spoke;
"Let her come on-board", he said, "It's better than just leaving her there."
"Very well sir", and then Higgins began to turn the yacht so that Veronica could come aboard. Veronica danced happily and clapped her hands in excitement as she saw this happening, and was even more happy that she was the only one around to get this treatment. Having a similar ride to Panama was Alejandro, who was now taking a ride inside the cargo section of the cargo boat, and began taunting the other players with his walkie-talkie aswell;
"Attention competitors!", he said in a taunting tone, "I am currently traveling south on a cargo boat at about, oh, well I'll likely get there before you do. So you may as well give up.", it was then though that Alejandro was suddenly caught by surprise. This was of course, because the Sasuquatchenawkwa stuck it's arms out of it's cage and grabbed hold of him. However, not to attack him. Instead, it was something much, much different. Instead, it was to lay a kiss on his lips, "Ahh woah!", was Alejandro's response once he pulled himself off of the Sasquatch, but soon found himself tripping and falling into an open crate, followed by the top of said crate falling right onto him and closing him inside of it. The bear in a cage beside that box, was just sitting on a stump and trying to read a book through all of this, "On an un-related note", Alejandro then commented, "HEEEELP!", and then focus went over to Chris, Chef and Dr. Pennywise. They of course, were all flying in their helicopter together, having the safest trip to Panama/Australia next to Veronica's. Chris was looking at his own GPS. Veronica was represented by a pink dot, Alejandro by blue, and Cody by gold.
"Veronica's ahead but is going very slow, and the yeti's new boyfriend is soon to be catching up to her!", Chris commented to the cameras, "But Cody on the other hand can even seem to get his butt in gear at all!", and right then and there, focus went over to Cody. Quite impressively, he managed to actually invent something. He managed to attach seatbelts to a parachute and attach those to a fuel barrel he managed to turn into a a fuel for a hot air balloon, and it worked too. All he needed to do was attach that part to the wheelchair. Blaineley actually was speechless at what her son had made.
"Wow", Blaineley commented, "I never knew you would be this good at technology stuff.", Cody felt very proud of himself once she said that, but he knew he still had work on it to do;
"I just moderate the rate of fuel", Cody explained, "And the balloon will go up or down!"
"Yes", Blaineley replied, "But we still need a basket, sweetie. What the hell are we going to use for that part?!", Cody then scratched his head while trying to think about that part;
"All I really need is some kinda chair, but with arms!", and it was then that both Cody and Blaineley realized something, and both turned to the wheelchair they had almost forgotten about. They both also had smiles on their faces as they looked at it too. "But...it only seats one person...I...I don't wanna leave you behind in Greenland, mom! You're my mom!"
"Cody", Blaineley replied, "You won't have to leave me behind."
"Uhhhh", Cody knew what she was implying, and was worried her weight might crush him on the way there, "You wanna sit on my lap?"
"No, Cody", Blaineley folded her arms, "You should sit on mine. Come on, you've done it plenty of times before when you were younger, there's no problem in doing it, especially if your other option is abandoning your own mother in Greenland."
"Well, if it will make me not have to abandon you I'll do it!"
"Excellent!", Blaineley twirled happily, "Oh I'm so happy for you! I will get to see my baby take home the biggest prize and make our family become TRILLIONAIRES!", it was then though that Cody actually got a bit scared, once more, at now realizing suddenly how much pressure his mother was putting on him. However, he decided it would be best to deal with that when the time comes, and just hugged his mom back when she gave him another good hug.
"Well, I hope so mom", Cody said nervously, but then both nervously and quietly, "I really really hope."
"Now", Blaineley then let go of her son for now, "I'm going to assume we just need to find a way to attach that chair to the balloon thing, right?"
"Yes", Cody answered, "That's all we need to do to get this baby up and running", he then looked around, "Do they have any more seatbelts or anything in there that could attach a wheelchair to a hot air balloon?"
"I'll go try and look for something honey!", Blaineley then walked back towards the wreckage, "Ooh! And If we're lucky I might just find an actually intact wine bottle so we could celebrate you, or Veronica's, upcoming victory!"
"But mom", Cody replied, "I'm only Eighteen now as of yesterday...in our province I'm still not of age."
"Oh I know all of the drinking laws", Blaineley answered, "In Australia you are perfectly of age now, sweetie!", and then Blaineley gasped, realizing Cody's age, "Oh my! I can't believe it's been eighteen years since I pushed you out of me already. It feels like it was just yesterday when you were just a little baby boy right out of the hospital!"
"Mom", Cody said to her, now walking to join her in searching the remains of first class again, "Let's just find something to finish the balloon already, I don't want to lose this challenge to Veronica!"
"Right right!", Blaineley responded, "Enough memories! It's time to win this!", and it was not too long after that, after a search of the first class cabin again, Cody and Blaineley were off in their hot air mobile, the wheelchair now tied to the fuel barrel that also held the main balloon. Both of them even cheered as they lifted up into the air. Of course, Cody was sitting on Blaineley's lap as she sat in a wheelchair.
"Attention Fellow Total Dramsters!", Cody taunted over his own walkie-talkie, "Attention, this butt, is, airborn!", and he pulled the string on his balloon, making he and Blaineley go higher and faster into the air. Of course, Veronica was listening in while in the bathroom of her father's yacht. She actually changed her clothes, she was now wearing a light pink formal dress with a large slit on the left side going to her thigh, and it also had a darker pink collar area going into a V-neck showing her cleavage aswell. The dress had one long sleeve while the other one, the right one, was short. She also had her blonde hair fully down and even had diamond earrings on, but still had pink heels on, her makeup was also noticeably better looking aswell.
"Airborn?!", Veronica replied as she got her pink purse ready, "UGH!", Veronica then turned off her walkie-talkie once more and stepped out of the yacht's bathroom, and into a hallway on the yacht instead. Of course, she was unaware that Alejandro's cargo boat had just caught up with her parents' yacht, and not only that, but the top part actually opened and a crane moved just so that it could place the box that Alejandro was on onto the back deck of the yacht, apparently it had to move a delivery. Focus then briefly went back to Chris, Chef and Pennywise in their helicopter.
"Too bad she turned off her walkie talkie right before this update!", Chris commented, "Advantage, Alejandro!", and then focus went back to the yacht, where Veronica was seated with her mother Samara (a woman who resembled her greatly, but was at least in her mid-forties or early fifties, had long brown hair, pure blue eyes, was wearing a grey dress with a white formal shirt and a black blazer over it, and also wearing a watch, black heels and diamond earrings), and her father Stanislavl (a man as old as his wife but with a mustache which was white like the receding hair on his head which he covered in a dark suit, and while clearly of a very buff build he still wore a very sophisticated black suit with a red tie and matching boots to his suit).
"So, Veronica", Samara said, sipping on some red wine while Stanislavl cut into some steak infront of him, all of them of course being eating, Samara and Veronica some salad, Stanislavl a juicy steak, and there was a lobster for all three of them in the center of the table, "What brings you to our yacht, again?"
"Well, mommy", Veronica answered with, "I just need a ride to the Panama Canal, that's all."
"And why do you need that?", Samara questioned, getting very suspicious, "You still haven't answered me about that, and I would really like to know!"
"I'm about to tell you right now!", Veronica said as she began eating a piece of the lobster, "Basically, as you know that fool Chris McLean has be competing on the third season of his show, well, the plane blew up", both Samara and Stanislavl were suddenly shocked by hearing that, "And now he's making me, Cody, some stupid spanish guy and Auntie Blaineley race all the way to the Panama canal just to then go to Australia!"
"He let the plane blew up with my daughter near it?!", Stanislavl then got really angry, actually standing from the table, "I'm going to give him a peice of my mind!"
"Sit down, Stan", Samara quickly told him without turning her head at all, and actually getting him to stop, she then turned to Veronica again, "Was Cody and your aunt hurt in the explosion at all? Are they okay? Because you seem perfectly fine to me."
"Oh they're fine!", Veronica rolled her eyes, "Cody just told me over this walkie talkie that he is airborn, and she's probably with him so I'm sure they're alive, mommy! No need to worry about them at all!", Samara just raised one eyebrow, but took some bites of her lobster as her husband then sat down again.
"Well", Samara then said, "If they're fine, then okay then."
"So", Veronica then began, "What are you and daddy doing on your yacht without Logan and Adam anyway?"
"We just renewed our vows", Samara explained, "And we're on our second honeymoon.", Samara smiled, though Stanislavl just ate his steak clearly still angry about the plane blowing up with members of his family present when it did.
"Oh", Veronica responded, "I see...so, you'll give a ride to Panama Canal, right?"
"Um", Samara questioned, "Why whould me and your father do that for you? Isn't your challenge to get there on your own?"
"No", Veronica answered, "My challenge, is to find a way to get there! Chris never said HOW! Besides, would you really want to abandon your only daughter in the middle of Greenland alone? Where she very well might die?"
"Okay fine, Veronica", Samara answered, her husband having nodded to her to let Veronica stay, "You may stay. Just, promise you won't ruin me and your father's second honeymoon for us."
"I promise you will hardly know I'm even here!", Veronica then gave her parents a very happy smile, and they just smiled in response as they all then continued their meal together. However, little did all of them know, that the crate Alejandro in was very soon opened. Not by Higgins, but by Alejandro himself finally freeing himself from it instead. Once he freed himself, he took a few seconds to rest before finally realizing where he was. He was at first confused, seeing a hot tub, beach chairs, and of course various other luxury items. Though once he saw the Artemeyeva name carved in pure gold on the side, he knew where he was.
"Mrs. Artemeyeva's private yacht", he said to himself, actually smiling, after he spat out and wiped his mouth from the sasquatch kiss of course, and actually did shudder when he saw the sasquatch waving and blowing him a kiss goodbye from the cargo boat, "And since it's so close to Greenland apparently, that means her daughter can't be too far away from me either.", he then thought about what he would do next, "This gives me all the time to DESTROY her, as she has destroyed my dignity!" and it was with those words that Alejandro stepped out of the crate and began walking towards the back door of the yacht. Once he opened it though, he was immediately greeted by no-one else than Higgins, carrying a crowbar no doubt to open the crate.
"Excuse me Sir", he said to Alejandro, "But this is a private transportation vehicle, are you a member of the Artemeyeva family?"
"No", Alejandro replied, but quickly continued, "But I am familiar with them! My name is Alejandro Burromuerto, and I", he then thought up a lie to say as his reason for being on the private Yacht, "My father could not make it here so he wanted me to have a diplomatic meeting with the Canadian Governor General herself?"
"Do you have any proof, sir?", Alejandro then decided to reach into his pocket and pull out his driving license.
"That should be all the proof of identification that you will need!"
"Hmmm", Higgins then examined the license, and after seeing Alejandro was indeed telling the truth about who he was, he looked back to the boy and said, "If you wish to speak with Madame Samara or Master Stanislavl, simply follow me, sir.", and Alejandro with a scheming grin happily followed Higgins right towards where Samara, Stanislavl and Veronica were all enjoying their meal in the dining room of the yacht.
"Excelente", was all Alejandro whispered to himself as he followed Higgins down the Yacht's main hallway, decorated with copies of various famous photographs of Samara, her husband and their family, including photos of Cody and Blaineley aswell. Speaking of which, those two were the people who focused shifted right over to, and they were both still having a blast together while riding in Cody's handmade hot air balloon system. At least they were, if they weren't going so fast, Blaineley was also hugging onto Cody now so he would fall off;
"Stop giving it so much fuel!", Blaineley said to her son as they both were flying very fast through the air on that thing;
"Sorry mom!", Cody said right back to her with, "But, well, I can't exactly slow this thing down that easily."
"Well find some way too!", Blaineley responded back with, "Ugh, this is just the exact opposite of your father's problem!"
"Mo-om!", Cody complained, disgusted by what he just heard, "Too much information!"
"Oh god", Blaineley then grimaced at she saw infront of them, but then noticed they were heading straight for it, "LOOK OUT!", and of course, it was the three hosts' helicopter. Naturally, the hosts soon noticed them too and of course, everyone panicked as they were all about to crash into eachother;
"AAAAAAHHHHH!", Cody and Blaineley screamed, followed by;
"AAAAHHHHHHH!", Chris, Chef and Pennywise;
"AAHHHHHHHH!", and then finally all of them went together with one big;
"AHHHHHHHHHH!", as Chef managed to dive the helicopter down just in time to avoid that crash landing, and the balloon was soon above and just to the side of the helicopter, Chris then spoke to Cody (and Blaineley) via the walkie-talkie;
"Uh, Cody?", he began with, "Dude?"
"Watch where you're going!", was all Cody angrily said back to Chris with, but Chris ignored that and continued with;
"Are you sitting on Blaineley's lap?"
"So?!"
"Look I know she's your mom but seriously", Chris then said, "We've already got one cling-on named Veronica and frankly we don't need her aunt doing the same thing".
"Cling-on?!", was all Blaineley in officially angry response, "Oh give me that!", but while she then tried to grab the walkie-talkie, Cody did keep her from grabbing and talking into it anyway, even as she kept trying to do so, Cody even had to grab her one free hand, as the other one she had was busy holding Cody steady.
"You said we could use anything we found in the wreckage!", Cody then said tauntingly back to Chris, "Right?", back in the helicopter, Chef and Pennywise both just silently nodded to Chris, reminding him that he indeed did say what Cody claims he did.
"Hey, it's your funeral", and Chris then put the walkie-talkie down, only for he, Chef and Pennywise to then get an announcement on their helicopter radio;
"Attention!", a random voice then said, "An extreme weather warning has been issued for all aircraft!", but of course, Chris just bluntly took the radio off, not caring at all and in-fact being annoyed about that announcement.
"I should probably warn them!", Chris almost was serious for a bit, but quickly had his smile back on, but soon enough both he and Chef, and then Pennywise bursted into laughter, "Hahahahahahahaha!", and it was then that focus went right back over to Veronica, who was still eating with her mother and father on their private yacht. Though now, their waiter, a man who was similar to Higgins but had dark hair and no mustache, delivered their desert, a large second honeymoon cake for the renewed mother and father. It was a double-layered red velvet cake, with white icing.
"Ooooh!", Veronica found the cake tastey herself, "This cake looks scrumptious, mommy and daddy!"
"Now let us take the first bite", Samara then quickly said to Veronica, "It is me and your father's second honeymoon after all, and it's our cake."
"Excuse me, sir and madame", Higgins then finally walked up to them, with Alejandro right behind him, "But a mister Alejandro Burromuerto is here to see you."
"Greetings Mrs. Governor General of Canada!", Alejandro then politely said to her, and soon shook hands with both her and her husband, "And of course you, Mr. Artemeyeva, this delightful woman's lucky husband!", Veronica was just in angry shock at this happening;
"Get to the point, Burromuerto.", Samara then sternly said, "What diplomatic reason are you on my yacht during my renewed vows second honeymoon and anniversary for?"
"Well, I-"
"HE'S HERE TO SABOTAGE MY WIN!", Veronica then angrily yelled, standing up from her seat and yelling right at Alejandro, Samara and Stanislavl just in surprise, "YOU LITTLE WEASEL, I WON'T LET YOU STEAL THE WIN I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE!"
"This, is not what I was hoping for", was all Alejandro before soon enough, he was being chased out of the room angrily by Veronica, knowing full well it was best to run from a woman who is both angry, older than you, and charging at you. He also thought to use this to his advantage, and knew just what to do, he began leading Veronica to the top deck/roof of the yacht. All the while, Samara and Stanislavl just looked to eachother, shrugged, and began eating their cake together. It was then that focus shifted once more right back to Cody and Blaineley, still flying in their hot air mobile over the Atlantic Ocean, while the others were riding on a yacht. Luckily for Cody and Blaineley though, at the moment, it was still average weather in the sky.
"Well", Blaineley said, "I spy with my little eye...something cute!"
"Uhhh", Cody then tried to guess, "Seagull? Cloud shaped like a monkey."
"Hahaha", Blaineley giggled a bit, "No, you, sweetie! My son!"
"Oh", Cody was happy, "Heheh, thanks mom."
"Now, your turn."
"Heh", Cody then took his turn, but as he did, that is when the clouds began to turn grey, as they were approaching bad weather, and still were flying above only the Atlantic Ocean. "Well I spy with my little eye...", and then he noticed the massive thunder/lightning storm they were nearing and panicked, "SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO KILL US!"
"AAHHHHHHH!", and they both then screamed as they flew right into the thunder storm, where there was indeed, even lightning flashing. Veronica and Alejandro were also having the thunderstorm approach them aswell, but Alejandro was still busy just then reaching the top of the Yacht, running from Veronica. He closed the ceiling hatch leading to it, but Veronica easily turned and ran up to where Alejandro was using a door instead. This of course, resulted in Alejandro then being corned by the blonde girl, just as the clouds, thunder and lighting were all rolling in.
"What are you gonna do?", Veronica then said, hands on her hips, "Push the Governor General of Canada's daughter off the Governor General of Canada's own private yacht? You wouldn't push a girl off of a yacht."
"Oh?", Alejandro replied, "But you would push a girl off of a plane without a parachute!"
"Awwww!", Veronica then mocked, "Does wittle Baby Al still miss his pwecious wittle Heather Feather?", and of course in anger, Alejandro actually charged at Veronica with a loud growl, but Veronica dodged and kicked him karate style off onto the back deck of the yacht. At least she would but he caught the ledge, and evaded her stomping on his hand and got right back up to where she was standing on. Alejandro then tried to dash at her again, but of course, that was when the bad weather came in. More specially, hail.
"OOF!", Alejandro then said, tripping because of the hail, "Hail...damn it!", of course Veronica too was saying various 'ow's, 'ouch'es and other sounds, due to the hail aswell, and she too tripped onto the roof of the yacht due to it too. Focus then shifted quickly back to Cody and Blaineley, who were flying in their hot air mobile right in the middle of the hail storm, both of them panicking because of the hail, and hugging onto eachother for dear life, and it wasn't long before as they did so, their air mobile began swaying back in forth due to the fast and violent winds;
"Woah-hoah!", Cody panicked, "I can't steer!"
"We're gonna die!", Blaineley then panicked, and grabbed hold of Cody's face cheeks to panic to him, "We're gonna die in the middle of the hail storm over the Atlantic Ocean!", but then Cody got her to let go of her, and gained confidence;
"Okay, I'll try to", Cody then pulled the fuel switch, and was happily surprised, "Okay, we can at least fight the wind, hopefully we can resist it pulling his back", and then lightning flashed, making both jump, "Or into lightning!", and then focus went right back to Alejandro and Veronica, both of whom had finally found a good footing and were both giving eachother death glares in silence as the hail fell down all around them when suddenly, not only did the hosts' helicopter come in above them, but also was the song chime sounded aswell;
"I pride myself on my timing", was all Chris said about this situation.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!", was what Cody, Blaineley, Veronica and Alejandro all said in unison to this;
"You know the answer to that by now!"
[SONG - "I'M GONNA MAKE IT" BEGINS]
*It stars with Alejandro and Veronica*
Alejandro - "This show's a train, it's movin' fast, you and I weren't meant to last, cheating off Heather wasn't right, so look out now you're in my sight!" *pushes Veronica off the yacht before running back*
Veronica - *is running along the side walkway of the yacht* "Mr. Fair now, suddenly? I have to barf now, 'squze me! Don't try to make me feel ashamed, I know you would have done the same!" *jumps onto him with a karate kick and makes them both fall into the hot tub on the back deck*
Veronica & Alejandro - "I'm gonna make it! You can't stop me now, just you try! Our fortune's waitin'! It's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye!"
*Things to Cody and Blaineley*
Cody - "I never thought I'd get this far, let's face it I'm no T.V star! But now I'm in the final three" *sees tree heading for him and Blaineley* "Unless we get caught in that Tree! Noooo!"
Blaineley - "You're gonna make it! They can't stop you now, let them try! Our fortune's waiting, and they can kiss it all, bye-bye-bye!"
*Goes back to Veronica & Alejandro, who are doing a dance with eachother for some reason*
Alejandro & Veronica - "You are the worst, why must you torment me? It's just a game to you but not to me!" *Veronica makes him fall off of the yacht and into a lifeboat which then falls down into the Atlantic*
Alejandro - "Veronica!"
*Cody & Blaineley appear as close to Veronica now, and they begin nearing the Panama Canal*
Cody, Veronica and Blaineley - "I'm gonna make it! They can't stop me now, let them try! Our fortune's waiting, it's time for you to say, bye-bye-bye!" *Cody notices he and Blaineley are headed for a set of power lines just at the Panama Canal*
[SONG - "I'M GONNA MAKE IT" ENDS]
"Mom?", Cody then tried to warn her, and by now the hail storm was long behind everyone and it was sunny once more, "MOM!", and then they both screamed. "AHHHHHH!", as focus quickly shifted to Chris, Chef and Pennywise who were all still in their helicopter;
"Update time!", Chris then announced, looking at his own GPS, "According to latest data, Veronica is the only one still moving towards Australia!", and of course focus then right back to Veronica, who's parents' yacht had just dropped her off at the Panama Canal before driving off back up north. She waved goodbye to it before running right towards the canal, obviously, running beside it to get to the beach on the other end of it, while Cody and Blaineley were both tangled in telephone/power lines right at the entrance. Of course, Alejandro on his life boat just then arrived on the shore aswell, and was not happy about seeing Veronica running for the other shore;
"Oh no you don't!", was all he said before dashing right after her, as focus went to Blaineley and Cody once more, Cody tangled upside down while Blaineley was seated in the chair.
"Okay", Blaineley tugged at the ropes attached to her chair, "Just one more little-", and the last one she tugged electrocuted her, caused a minor explosion, and caused both her and Cody to fall to the ground. Once Cody got up and saw what had happened, he was not too happy at all;
"MOM?!", Cody was worried, but then Blaineley walked up to him;
"I'm okay", Blaineley assured him much to his relief, "But", they then turned to their hot air balloon, which was now on flames, along with the chair, "I don't think we're going to be using that any time soon.", and then they bursted into ashes, and Cody lost his confidence.
"Well, as if I expected to make it this far!", Cody said, moping sadly over this defeat, "As if I could ever win, especially against Veronica.", Cody then groaned, "Ugh, that's it then. I'm done.", and then he let himself fall to the ground.
"Cody", Blaineley then said to him, "Do you know where we landed?"
"Where? Mexico?"
"Cody", Blaineley then said, "We're at the canal!"
"So?", Cody replied, "No way are we gonna beat Veronica AND Alejandro! They're too good at this game! Veronica at cheating and Alejandro at everything else, I never stood a chance anyway."
"CODY!", Blaineley then sternly said, "My son is NOT going to just give up on over one hundred trillion dollars! I don't care if Ezekiel has a lead over you, I refuse to let you be beaten this easily! Infact, look!", she then picked his head up and made him turn to see Veronica and Alejandro racing for the other end of the Panama shore, "Remember that hurdles comeptition? Remember when you said on this show that you were short and fast? This is your chance at redemption, Cody! This is your time to prove what you said!"
"You...you really think I can do it?"
"I don't think, I know!", Blaineley then said, "Now get up and win that one hundred trillion bucks!"
"Alright", Cody then got up, gulped, and then prepared to run as fast as he possibly could, "Here goes nothing!", and like that, he sprinted for the first time since he was a little kid. Blaineley took after him of course, but was not nearly as fast him. Cody managed to, thanks to his short legs, actually have quite the ability to sprint for some odd reason, and thanks to him knowing biology, he knew how to regulate his breathing so that he actually managed to easily catch up with Veronica and Alejandro surprisingly fast.
"Wow", Chris said, looking over the results, with all three of them all literally equal with eachother now, bu Cody across the canal from the other two, "Cody sure can RUN, man. Damn!", Chef and Pennywise both nodded in agreement with that, and focus went to Veronica and Alejandro, with both of them dodging eachother's various pushes, until Cody taunted them;
"Hey guys!", he called out from the other side, "Guess who's about to win this thing!", and both of them gasped, but Veronica soon wickedly smirked;
"But", Alejandro was shocked, "That's impossib-", and then Veronica smacked him right into the waters in the middle of the canal;
"HA!", she laughed, "LOSER!", and soon enough, the race was mostly between Veronica and Cody now, of remaining contestants of course. Alejandro was busy finding his way to climb back onto the dry ground at this point. It was a pretty short while before soon enough, Veronica and Cody both jumped into the air and managed to slide down at the finish line, passed the now grounded Chris, and both were practically equal with eachother too.
"Woah!", Chris cheered, "It's practically a tie!", Veronica and Cody both glared at eachother as Blaineley finally arrived on the scene completely exhausted from her run, "But it's not over yet, you two still need to reach Australia, luckily we have three motorboats over there with engines that go as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog himself so just pick one and-", it was then that Alejandro actually ran passed Chris right then and there, shoved Veronica, Blaineley and Cody to the ground and only said;
"Got it!", as he did so. He also immediately jumped into a boat, and grinned wickedly as he turned on his boat and blasted on his way towards the land down under named Australia. Needless to say, Veronica, Cody and Blaineley were all angry about this happening.
"And Alejandro takes the lead!" Chris announced, as Veronica, Cody and Blaineley quickly ran up to the other two boats, Blaineley getting in Cody's boat obviously, but soon enough the point is that all three boats were soon neck-to-neck in the Pacific Ocean heading for Australia with eachother, all three of the others glaring angrily at Alejandro.
"I really love this show", was all Chris said as this was happening, and while he was secretly on his way to be at Australia before they all got there. Veronica and Cody both purposely bumped into Alejandro's boat to make him fall behind, and also growl in anger at them all, but then Veronica banged into Cody's on purpose, which annoyed him;
"Ha! You call that a bump? This is how ya bump!", and then Cody bumped into her boat right back, which only made her bump into his right back in response.
"No, THIS is!", Veronica shouted back.
"This is!", and Cody bumped her back. Needless to say it then turned into a practically endless cycle of them bumping their boats into eachother. It took all of Blaineley's strength to not get seasick during this. It was then however, that Cody had a fish thrown at his face, and looked around to see Alejandro coming right up behind him, and also pulling out a swordfish from the glove compartment.
"En Guarde!", Alejandro then called, standing as he and Cody's boats were oh so close to eachother, and also as the sun appeared to set due to the hemisphere change. Needless to say, Cody also pulled out his own swordfish and Blaineley took over driving Cody's boat. Cody and Alejandro then continued to boat, and Veronica smiled at Cody distracting Alejandro as she passed right by the two, Alejandro saw this, but was too busy fighting with Cody to actually try to stop her.
"Ha! You call that sword fighting?!", Cody mocked, "I go to a rich prep school, where fencing is one of the main school sports!", and then Cody used some classic fencing moves, making Alejandro block. He was actually surprised by Cody's skill, but Veronica meanwhile, was focused on winning;
"YES!", Veronica cheered, "Number one", she then noticed something in her path, "Wha, what's that?", it was a mine, and it blew up a seagull, "Oh you've got to be kidding me", was all she said as she drove passed in-between two other mines on her way to Australia. Meanwhile, Cody and Alejandro were still sword-fighting eachother, when Alejandro eventually made Cody's sword fly off.
"It appears the best man has won!", and then Alejandro drove off, but Cody mocked him with;
"Depends on how you look at it!", and soon Alejandro learned about the mines, and was sent with an explosion into the air, much to Veronica's delight as she Chris, Chef, Pennywise, and all of the previously eliminated and non-competing contestants all there waiting for the winner. However, her boat then ran out of gas, much to her anger.
"UGH! CHRIS!", and then Veronica just took out a paddle and used that to row her way to the eastern Australian shore, with Sydney in the distance. It's notable that by the time she got there, it was actually night-time, due to the change of hemisphere. On the beach, Courtney, Harold, Owen, Heather (still in full-body cast), Trent, Tyler, Noah, Bridgette, Geoff, Duncan, Lindsay, Beth, Ezekiel, Eva, LeShawna, DJ, Momma DJ, Justin, Margery (still dressed in black dress with veil) and Josh were all shown to be either scowling, angrily glaring, blank or a mixture of them all. Though Heather was definitely extremely angry, for Veronica's boat was the first to make it to shore, much to Veronica's happiness, "YES!", Veronica then shouted as she ran off of her boat and onto the Australian shore, "YES YES YES YES! I WON!"
"Veronica makes it into the Final Two!", Chris then announced, "One question remains!", he then gestured to the extremely happy Veronica, "Who will Veronica battle? Cody, or Alejandro?", and it was then that Cody and Blaineley's boat, much to everyone except Courtney's happiness, appeared to be heading for the shore;
"We did it!", Cody cheered, "Yes! Ah-ah-"
"AHHHHHHHH!", and then Alejandro's boat crashed right into Cody's boat, breaking both of the boats into also caused a reaction that sent Cody, Blaineley and Alejandro all flying into the night-time sky and eventually onto the shore only lit by various torches and the lights coming from the nearby city of Sydney. Needless to say, once the three landed, everyone, even Veronica, was shocked;
"Oh wow!", Chris quickly commented, "That's what you call I tie, people! I'd go to the slow-mo to declare a winner, buuuuut, weeeee're kinda outta time."
"What?!", the final three and Blaineley all complained at the same time.
"Yep!", Chris replied, "We are totally, completely, undeniably", he then looked at his watch and purposely stalled all of this just so he would have tiebreaker in the next episode, "Out of time, as of, riiiiight, abooooout, now!"
"Ugggggh!", an then the final three all groaned in unison, Margery just angrily scowled at what Chris was doing, as she was only there to be in place of her deceased daughter, and they all watched as Chris signed off the episode, "So come back next time to see who battles who! And see someone FINALLY win the hundred trillion! Or die trying! Right here, on TOTAL, DRAMA, WORLD TOUR!", and then this episode faded out to the credits. This of course, finally meant, that the next episode, would be the end of the season. It was almost over now.
