Hey Guys now before we start the party, you have noticed the new pic has changed from Finale 15 to Finale ten, I tried my best to make the characters as similar as possible so please don't kill me. Anyway the pic is not mine but I used to create those pics by an awesome Website called Rinmaru, you should all go there and design some cool anime characters!
Now that I have posted the disclaimer, some of you don't know who the hell are those people in the new pic?! Well I'll tell you from top to bottom
1st Row: The Armadas and The Weirdos
2nd Row: The College Roommates, The Pizzeria Sisters, The Half-Brothers and The Twins
3rd Row: The Awesome Geeks and The Country Siblings
4th Row: The Spy and Surgeon and The Technicals
Now that is cleared up, LET'S PARTY!
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*15 hours later*
*Hic* So hehehehe *Hic* Yeah, Welcome to The Rivonculosaa Racer Inbanity hahahah *Hic* Oh God I need another beer *Hic*
Today's been goving gravy! *Hic* I can't describe the universe and it's *Hic* sad…HAHAHAHAHA! *Hic* We're in the finale ten and we are getting close so it's time to party! *Hic* I'm passing out now.
*Insanity falls down unconscious*
Episode 22: Hangover, That's the title of this chapter
"Last time on The Ridonculous Race Insanity, Our teams have reached the country known as London where they put their force or stealth skills to good use, After Eugene finally confesses to Noy, what the fan waited for the reaction, results in Noy fainting. After that it was a race to climb the famous clock tower known as Big Ben and some of the teams are so stupid, they climbed the mechanisms of the clock tower which is really dangerous, but some teams were smart and actually did the challenge that was intended for them. Kevin and Antonio went on a date with this challenge, and as a last resort to finally gain Antonio's trust, The You-Tubers sacrificed themselves and led them to elimination, but on the bright side though, Kevlette is now canon and that's what we call progress people!"
Don: *A party hat is on his head* I'm doing this intro just in case I get drunk after the party, but now that the finale ten is revealed, who will still head strong and win this season cause things are slowly reaching it's end. You don't want to miss any of this on The Ridonculous OH FORGET IT! LET'S PARTY!
"TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!"
"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
"I LOVE YOU, KISS ME NOW!"
"I now *Hic* Pronounce you Man and Wife, you may kiss the *Hic*"
"Wanna cuddle together WINK! WINK!"
15 hours later.
A Mansion that has been messed up by the contestants and the staff stood high and mighty as the cameraman searches for the contestants, one of which is Gabriel who is wearing a Famer hat with all of his clothes have been stacked with Hay, he is hanging from a stick cross as he guards the entrance, he seems to be not waking up any time soon.
At the lawn garden there is Noy and Charity, both are buried in piles of candy wrappers, Chocolate syrup, Cheese fondue and other assorted treats, both have passed out to too much sugar.
Inside the house is even worse, a couple of vandalized writing are on the wall as Insignificant sleeps on the table naked with a few beer bottles lying on his back, Carter sleeps at the couch wearing a wedding gown, complete with lipstick, eyeliner and such.
Andrew has a rope hanging from his stomach as it tied up to a ceiling fan, the luckster is also unconscious as the rope breaks creating a loud thud as he hits the floor, April is sleeping near the swimming pool as a couple of scribbles has been written on her face and a jester hat that is placd on her hand, she is still holding a bottle of beer but like the others, she's passed out also.
Dallas sleeps silently on a nearby vandalized wall shirtless as he hugs a shirtless Tavon too, both seem to be smiling as they sleep but apparently the two of them finally wakes up.
"Good Morning Dahlia" Dallas muttered as he opens his eyes a little.
"Good Morning Mr. SexyPants" Tavon muttered in his sleep and gave a quick peck on Dallas' chest.
Suddenly both opened their eyes as wide as they can and slowly looked at each other's eyes, both not moving as Dallas and Tavon started to hyperventilate, with both their eyes twitching in realization before they pass out again. The camera pans upward in order to view the writings on the vandalized wall.
"Chris was here!"
(Intro: Oh….my…..gawd)
A girl pitch scream that woke up the other eight contestants from their sleep and Andrew who was the closest to them sees Dallas hiding in the corner completely traumatized and Tavon who is twitching crazily at another corner.
"Oh damn, what happened last night?" Andrew muttered as he caressed his head "Wait, do I taste Coral Blue number seventy gloss lipstick?" he then tastes it again "Or maybe it was Coral blue number-
"I'M TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!" Tavon yelled.
"Keep it down will ya! It's rude to shout when a girl just woke up from being drunk" April shouted as she enters the window and into where the three males are "And is Dallas in an emo corner"
"You guys Shut up, You three shut the F up!" Dallas commented and continued his sulking.
"Geez, Someone's on her period" April commented "So any of you two dorks knows what happened last night and the heck is Jenna?"
"AIOIAOIDIAOBDIAIDODIIUA" Tavon replied in panic.
"Andrew?" April asked as she looked at the luckster.
"No idea either" Andrew replied "But whatever it is, it must have been pretty wild"
April groaned and scratched her hair as she heads over to the living room and found Carter dressed like a bride, she gave a small chuckle and tries to find the other contestants especially her sister and boyfriend, she find Noy and Charity still unconscious from the sugar they ate, Untied Gabriel from his Scarecrow promotion and drags him back inside the house.
"That's everyone I can find, so did anyone see Jenna or Tristan?" April asked "I'm really worried right now" she confessed.
"Don't sweat it" Andrew replied "I'm sure they'll turn up eventually, anyway I got to get rid of this shirt since it's driving me crazy"
Andrew removed his shirt as April suddenly burst out laughing, Tavon and Dallas didn't even paid attention but it was enough for Carter and Gabriel to wake up.
"What's so funny?" Andrew asked.
"Hey guys" Gabriel greeted "That was some, Oh god Andrew you have a tattoo?"
"WHAT?!" Andrew asked "W-W-What did it say?!" he asked in panic.
"It's says Chandrew forever with a heart on it" April informed and laughs "Oh how sweet!"
"Stop it, it's not funny!" Andrew yelled "At least I didn't sleep with a guy!"
"HEY! THERE ARE NO EVIDENCE LEADING TO THAT EVANS SO SHUT IT!" Dallas exclaimed angrily.
"GUAFIADOANAIPQ!" Tavon cried.
April giggled and heads over to the kitchen "Well you guys are some weird party people and OH GOD MY EYES!" April quickly exclaimed and walked away to the kitchen.
Dallas and Andrew, both suspicious walked into the kitchen to see a naked Insignificant crouching down and searching for some food in the fridge.
"Uh, guys does anyone have any breakfast?" Insignificant asked.
"Oh God" Dallas commented.
"Don't look directly into it cowboy" Andrew advised "I'm just gonna go and bleach my eyeballs for a while" and with that he walked away.
"Dammit put some clothes on!" April commanded as she buries her face with a pillow and tossed some random clothing at the Korean, unfortunately she bumped into a chair causing her to fall down.
"Thanks April" Insignificant said without any venom "Wait, this are girl's clothes and is this a bra?"
"JUST WEAR IT!" April shouted.
Suddenly the bathroom door bursts open revealing Charlotte wearing Insignificants clothes, Insignificant shrugged and continues wearing while Dallas quickly helped her up.
"You alright?" Dallas asked.
"Why are you wearing my clothes?" Insignificant asked as he observes Charlotte.
"Oh God please don't" April warned
"I don't remember" Charlotte muttered.
"ADOIAIAOWRUA!" Tavon cried from the corner.
Carter eventually woke up and head over to the kitchen, he did passed by Andrew who is on his way outside, while the mute Half-Brother gathered in the kitchen where most of the contestants are, he didn't seem to be worried about Tristan missing, knowing his brother must have done something crazy again.
"Now I'm really curious what happened last night" Dallas confessed.
"Well I don't care, what's important is that we need to find Jenna ASAP" April said.
"I couldn't care less what happened to Jenna, I mean this could all be some challenge or whatever" Insignificant confessed and took a sip from an empty cup.
While most of the contestants are arguing, Carter observes the room and founds the message where Dallas and Tavon used to slept, noticing the words "Chris was here" got Carter thinking if he actually knew this person from somewhere.
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Confessional: Carter and Gabriel
Gabriel: So why did you bring me here again?
Carter: *Shows a picture of Tristan*
Gabriel: TRISTAN!
Carter *Smiles and nods then shows a picture of Jenna*
Gabriel: JENNA!
April: *Outside* Where?!
Carter: *Gives a thumb up and shows a picture of J.J*
Gabriel: Where are you going with this?
Carter: *Shows a picture of a question mark, then a picture of Chris Mclean*
Gabriel: Hey, I know that dude he's the host on Total Drama right? Oh Dawn and Ella would have love it!
Carter: *Shows Chris Mclean then Don's picture*
Gabriel: Wait I don't follow
Carter: *Face-Palms*
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It took almost the entire day for everyone to fix themselves up, try to find their partners and remember anything that happened to the party, for some reason Don is nowhere to be seen, the staff have no idea where he is either nor does the whereabouts of which Carter blames for: Chris Mclean.
Somewhere..
"Tell something Chris, Why are you doing this to us?" Don asked.
"Silly Donny, you are too nice for this kinds of stuff, you see Reality shows needs to be exciting and fun! Not Rainbows and Unicorns" Chris reasoned.
Don and the other ten contestants are all imprisoned inside a giant cell, Chef Hatchet guards it besides the sadistic host along with a few interns carrying tazers and tranquil darts, it appears that the host has taken advantage over the contestants when they were having a party.
"So I the great Chris Mclean, will show those idiots what it means to have a true show! See, the other racers are probably worried about their missing host and partners, I'm sure one of them is" Chris stated.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SISTER?!" Jenna asked angrily as she tries to grab the host angrily.
"Easy feisty, you'll know soon enough" Chris replied "I've gathered in this room the most stronghearted people, you see your partners can't survive without you"
"What are you saying?" Dahlia asked in worry.
"Dahlia you mean the world to Dallas, April gets nervous when Jenna's not around, Charity needs her older sibling to guide her, Andrew needs advise from Steven, Charlotte is nothing without Antonio's protection, J.J is more mature than Tavon, Noy is helpless without Eugene, Carter has nothing to show without Tristan, Rhianza is the one that guides Gabriel and Darold changes Insignificant's diaper" Chris explained.
"That was one time, get your facts right!" Darold clarified.
"Um there's a flaw to your plan" Tristan said with a smirk "Carter is more smarter than me and from what I've heard from a couple of friends that Charity and Andrew used to participate in your game, Dallas is an expert hunter and April basically knows how to lead when things get rough"
"You made a wrong choice of picking us Mclean" Pandora agreed "We are nothing without them!"
"And they are nothing without you!" Chris countered "Isn't it ironic that both need each other in times of crisis, of course I know neither is superior to the other it was just pure fun for ratings!"
"You sick bastard!" Eugene shouted.
"I know, but with plans like these a lot of idiots will watch this show and finally I can have the show to myself! Just imagine it, The RiChrisulous race: Madness!" Chris fantasized.
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Confessional: Tristan (Member of The Half-Brothers)
Tristan: RiDonculous Race? Sure, RiCaprio Race? Maybe. But RiChrisulous Race?! I'am so out of here!
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"Once they find you, you will surely have a bad time you evil host" Antonio said "There is no way they are in the depths of despair!"
Back at London.
April took another sip of her 30th mug of coffee as the ten racers all gathered in the living room all rested and ready to discuss the situation.
"Ok, do any of us have any idea to find my sister?!" April asked.
"And the others" Charlotte added happily.
"Not helping Charlotte!" April shouted "I just want my sister back, is that too much to ask!"
"Look April, the most successful plan comes from a calm mind" Dallas said calmly "You cannot function once you're stressed"
"I'm not stressed, you're stressed you cowboy!" April cried as tears slowly form into her eyes "I should be the one captured not her!"
"Well if April is still stressed I guess I can suggest something, maybe when we are partying there is a clue that could give us a lead" Andrew suggested.
"I checked every room on the motel, I couldn't find something really useful" Charity informed.
"Talked to a lot of people but nobody saw anyone, we were really partying so hard that night" Noy informed as well.
"I took each and every phone of ours and there wasn't a single photo that was weird" Gabriel added.
"I checked the bathrooms" Insignificant announced "And believe me when I say this, there wasn't a spick of dirt that needed attention"
"Gross" Andrew commented.
April grabbed the fibers of her hair in frustration "Oh come on! At least some of us will leave a clue, anything at all?!"
Carter thinks for a moment besides Andrew and realizes something, the mute Half-Brother pushed Andrew to the ground and lift up his shirt, revealing the Chandrew tattoo to everyone.
"Hey, I'm the only one who have the rights to tackle my boyfriend!" Charity scolded.
"No wait, this could be a lead to where the others are!" April realized as Carter nodded.
"So there's only one way for us to know where this tattoo came from" Noy said.
"THE HARDWARE STORE!" Insignificant answered as everyone just looks at him weirdly "Is Isn't that what we all thought in our heads right now?" he asked nervously.
"YOU'RE STANDING IN MY BACK!" Andrew yelled.
"Wait, We should also ask the store that we bought the drinks cause I remember buying a lot of them" Gabriel mentioned.
"That's another lead! But we can't leave yet cause there might be clues here that we missed" Insignificant suggested
"Are you still wearing my shirt?" Charlotte asked.
"You're wearing mine! And it's comfy, The bras really help with my-
"AND BREAK!" April shouted
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Confessional: April and Charity
April: Back in Tanzania, I had Pandora helped me find Jenna but now I'm stuck with you.
Charity: Hey! I'm not bad at this type of stuff, Charity's a good detective.
April: I was just saying that Pandora had more energy to find her sibling, you on the other hand have been calm and collected in this crisis.
Charity: Well yeah, I mean some of us needs to be calm in these scenario, but don't worry April! If we found Jenna back in Africa we'll find her here in Europe!
April: You're right! I'll find my sister and win the race or my name isn't Lady Mcguffin! *Runs off* AND IT'S NOT!
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"Ok so in case Chris Mclean tries to put some insane twist for us, we need to separate into three groups" April announced "Me, Carter, Gabriel and Tavon will be team one"
"Wait why do you get the smart one?!" Insignificant asked angrily
"I'm placing the heat on us while you Dallas and Noy will be team two!" April informed
"Nah, I prefer our team will be The North Ko-" Insignificant was cut-off with Dallas placing his hand on the korean's mouth and gave April a thumbs up.
"Andrew, you'll be babysitting Charity and Charlotte since one of them is your girlfriend and the other is still innocent" April instructed.
"Wait what?" Andrew asked before getting tackled by Charity and Charlotte.
"Yey! Girl's night out!" Charlotte cheered.
"Damn right sister!" Charity agreed.
"I'm not a girl!" Andrew clarified.
"I doubt it, So everyone clear with the plan? Just call if you found anything that could lead us to where our partners are and we'll gather together" April asked.
"Yeah!" Gabriel cheered.
"Let's do it!" Noy exclaimed happily.
"Sure" Andrew replied calmly.
And with one last cheer everyone started their hunt to claim back what is theirs, Team one heads over to the store to see if they can find any more trails, Team two stays behind as team three went to the tattoo parlour much to one's embarrassment.
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Confessional: April (Member of The Twins)
April: I hope Dallas and Andrew can forgive me for taking the good members like Carter and Gabriel, but I'm not bad ok! I let Andrew be with his crazy girlfriend and childish friend while Dallas can hang out with Noy and Insignificant! Look what matters is that we find Jenna.
Gabriel: *Knocks* Don't forget the others!
April: Yeah, Yeah sure let's go!
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Dallas continues to inspect the house that they just had a good time with, the male Country Sibling took a keen eye on things because Dahlia's life is at stake, he couldn't let Dahlia suffer because of his ignorance, it was a good thing Steven and Eugene is with here because maybe they can protect her from the sadistic host. Dallas never really watched the popular Total drama franchise since he was busy with his priorities but he heard from a couple of acquaintances that the host was cruel to his contestants with crazy challenges that could kill them, he wonders why he isn't in jail, now that Chris has taken advantage of this, he cannot waste time anymore.
"Did you two find anything yet?" Dallas asked.
Noy opened the window to inform Dallas "I couldn't find anything except for beer bottles, empty bags of chips, some spray cheese that I'm spraying into my mouth right now!" she said joyfully.
"Well there must be something" Dallas said "Maybe Chris hid the evidence to their location to give us a challenge"
"I CHECKED THE BATHROOMS! There is no clue!" Insignificant informed.
"For the twentieth time, there are no clues in the bathrooms!" Dallas clarified "You looked at it a lot of times and you still haven't searched in other places"
"It's not my fault you didn't put a tracking device on Darold!" Insignificant yelled back "You Americans are sometimes irresponsible"
Noy stopped spraying cheese sauce on her mouth as Dallas just face-palms in irritation.
"So you put a tracking device on Darold?" Noy asked.
"I didn't, North Korea did! It's how we track our soldiers" Insignificant informed "After all, Once a North Korean, always a North Korean. So the logo was attached to our butts!"
"That's enough information, So can you track it?" Dallas questioned.
"Nope!" Insignificant answered happily.
Noy groaned as Dallas jus sighed "Then how are we supposed to track Darold?" he asked.
"Simple, we go back to the most beautiful place in the world!" Insignificant cheered.
"Oh no" both Noy and Dallas said in unison.
"Oh yess!" Insignificant cheered in happiness.
Somewhere in the earth haha…
Antonio struggles to try and break free on the restraining cuffs, he struggled as he let Chris Mclean told his amazing ideas when he became host of the show, it was a good thing that J.J was willing to sacrifice her sanity to sit next to the cage where Chris was fantasizing while the rest tries to find a way to get out without noticing.
"Sharks and Pirahnas are good, If you put them in a swimming challenge, it will make a good proper damage and ratings!" Chris said happily.
"But what if one of them really hurts someone real bad?" J.J asked, pretending to act innocent.
"Then they're disqualified and have to walk home, because there is no way I'm cutting my hair gel budget for some stupid transportation" Chris replied.
"Well Don puts Sharks in challenges, he's as good as you" J.J said.
"NO! Don trains his sharks to look terrifying but they weren't actually going to kill them!" Chris exclaimed angrily "Only good ratings will be rewarded if you do death challenges, that's why I win many awards"
"Will you hurry this up Antonio, how come you're the one trying to break the cuffs?" Pandora whispered in annoyance.
"Hey, unlike you security guards, I know how to handle in every situation" Antonio replied
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Confessional: Antonio (Member of The Armadas)
Background is J.J and Darold listening to Chris Mclean while Tristan bangs his head on the cages, Pandora just sits angrily, Dahlia and Rhianza are sleeping, Jenna is being restrained by Chef Hatchet, Eugene is bored while he sits near Steven.
Antonio: It was opening night for my play on Romeo and Juliet, one of my best performance if I add, and one crazy fangirl kidnaps me and cuffs me in her basement, knowing that if it comes to this I trained myself to escape cuffs very silently, after I escaped I made it to the play just in time for my appearance, that is how good I'am.
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Don: With the held captives are finding ways to escape some of the-
Chris: HEY! I'm doing the show, this is my time so shut it! *Cough* As that former host informed, the losers stay caged while the others are scattered around the world, lost, hungry, hopeless and filled with despair! It's all getting good on this season right here on THE RIDONCULOUS RACE!
Tattoo Parlour
"Are you guys sure about this, maybe I didn't paid for the tattoo guy and he's out to get me" Andrew said in worry as Charlotte and Charity drag the luckster to the parlour.
"Come on Andrew, I'm pretty sure the tattoo guy will be reasonable enough to explain what happened to you" Charlotte replied.
Once they get inside they noticed a very attractive young woman with a dragon tattoo on her arm, red hair tied to a ponytail and even taller than Charity and Charlotte but wasn't tall enough for the luckster.
"Well if it isn't Andrew, came to propose?" the female redneck asked.
Immediately Andrew was punched by Charlotte followed by a series of kicks, Charity just glared at the female and gritted her teeth in anger.
"What did you say, redneck?!" Charity asked.
"I just asked if he was planning to propose to me, why are you his girlfriend or something?" the female asked.
"I'AM HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Charity yelled and immediately tackled the female "He's mine you whore!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself Andrew, how could you break Charity's heart?!" Charlotte asked.
"I didn't! I have no idea who the chick is?!" Andrew asked as he immediately managed to stop Charlotte from hurting him and went to the catfight to separate his girlfriend and the tattoo artist.
"Look, I don't know who you are and why are you proposing to me, did something happened between us?" Andrew asked.
"Yeah, I gave you a tattoo and we kissed" The female artist replied.
"SHE'S DEAD!" Charity yelled "Back me up Charlotte!"
"Way ahead of you!" Charlotte replied as she was about to tackle the tattoo artist.
"Look I was joking ok, No need for girls like us to be fighting each other right. I know Andrew has a girlfriend that's why I made that tattoo just for the two of you!" The Female artist explained.
"Oh" Charity replied as her cheeks turned red "Sorry for trying to stuff you in a metal mascot"
"What?"
"Nevermind, So what made my boyfriend do such a beautiful thing?" Charity asked sweetly.
The tattoo artist just stared at her incredulously, Charity just smiles sweetly at her but even someone like her know there is a hint of venom in her voice, she made sure never to tease her customers again.
"Well, all I can remember is that you and your boyfriend came here drunk as hell with another girl wearing a red polo and ask for a tattoo, she wears a ponytail and braces too, after that I asked her where is she taking you guys and she replies 'To Paradise'" The Tattoo artist explained.
"To Paradise, What does that even mean?" Charlotte asked.
"FREEZE YOU THREE CRIMINALS!" A Policeman commanded as many cops surrounded the area, one of which tackled Andrew while the other one restrained Charlotte.
"Take it easy boys! I'm one of you" Charity exclaimed and raised her hands in defense "I'm sure that we can settle this situation through GAH!-" she was cut-off as multiple cops tackled her.
Meanwhile in the nearby store….
"Ok you guys remember the plan?" April asked.
"Yup! Head to the base operation where the location of our friends our as we try to accomplish our mission to Search and Destroy!" Gabriel answered happily.
"Gabriel!" April and Tavon yelled as Carter face-palms.
"Search and Rescue!" Gabriel immediately answered in defence "I meant search and rescue come on!"
A they were walking and head over to the store, several police cars passed by them and drove off, Carter raised hi eyebrow in curiosity while April, Tavon and Gabriel went inside.
"Hello, Welcome to T-Mart, how can I help you?" The store clerk asked.
April stepped up front waved hello "Yes, um you probably don't recognize us but we are friends of a couple of drunk people that came here last night"
"OH! You mean the guy with the eyepatch?! Also glasses over here is with him!" The Store clerk answered.
"Wait, Dallas buying beer? Is that even possible?!" April asked incredulously.
"Totally, the guy was drunk than Mr. Glasses here" The store clerk replied
"The Name's Gabriel sir" Gabriel clarified cheerfully.
"Whatever, You guys got a lot of money to buy all those bottles you know" The store clerk recalled.
"How much money?" Tavon asked.
"About a couple of thousands" The clerk answered.
"WHAT?! Gabriel, you wasted a couple of thousand bucks to beer and you can't even buy a single strawberry juice?!" April asked angrily.
Carter raised his eyebrow and wrote on his board "Strawberry Juice?"
"One of Jenna's favorite drinks" April explained "Are there anything else?"
"Well there is this one guy in a hood who is linking arms with you too, you both bought some candy for some kind of candy eating contest?" The Store clerk recalled.
"Wait what? Tristan and I won't go to a store drunk?" April exclaimed.
"I think that wasn't Tristan, April" Tavon objected "Because if I remember correctly, Tristan was participating in a beer pong challenge with me"
"By any chance that guy wears a blue hoodie Bench does he?" Gabriel asked.
"Why?"
"I think he's looking at us outside the store" Gabriel mentioned and pointed towards the guy outside, causing the latter to immediately run away.
"GET HIM!" April commanded.
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Confessional: April (Member of The Twins)
April: This has the name Chris Mclean written over it, I swear to God if I ever joined that contest of his, I don't care if I get eliminated first cause if I see his face again, I will punch him in the nose for making me drunk then I'll kick him in the crotch for kidnapping Jenna and break his arms for hurting Tristan and I'll rip his heart out just because I want to!
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I'm freaking out right now! So don't judge me.
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Back at the unknown location….
Antonio hears a click on his cuffs and realized he finally did it, he was free from the restraint but kept his cool as he noticed that Chef Hatchet is still keeping an eye on them while Darold and J.J are still talking to Chris.
"Oh good, you're out now untie me!" Pandora whispered.
"In a minute, doing it to myself takes time but un-cuffing other people is easy for me, but I need a distraction" Antonio replied.
"Uncuff me" Jenna ordered 'I'll be the distraction"
"No wait, Jenna you can't" Tristan objected "You are not going out there and cause a prison riot, without me!"
Jenna smiled at Tristan as both nodded to Antonio.
"Knock them dead kids" Antonio whispered and quickly pulls out a hairpin from his hear and starts uncuffing the two, once he finishes it both Jenna and Tristan stood up and glared at Chris and Chef.
Jenna head's over to the cage door and kicked it open, Chris screamed girlishly as Chef tackles Jenna while Tristan dodged Chef and tackles Chris, the interns rushed in and starts to help the two hosts while Antonio continues to uncuff Pandora, Dahlia, Eugene and the rest.
"This is for whatever you did to my sister! " Jenna yelled and punched Chef in the eye as she continues her barrage of attacks.
"SOMEONE GET THIS KID OFF ME! He's dirtying my clothes waah!" Chris cried.
"Oh you're gonna get a lot more than that Mclean!" Tristan exclaimed
Once the contestants finally manages to get free from their restraints, Pandora heads over to one of the interns trying to grab Jenna and punched him unconscious and yells to everyone "SCATTER!"
Eugene hops on to a nearby window, breaking the glass and crawled outside while most teams head over to the exit led by Pandora, Tristan and Jenna however were tranquilized by the interns as well a Darold and J.J.
"Quick, we can make it guys!" Dahlia cheered.
"Let me go to the door first, I'll bash it open!" Steven volunteered and tackled the steel door thus breaking the frame a Steven cheers dizzily of his accomplishment while Pandora carries him off.
"That's it! Never let a gamer get the best of you!" Chris noted angrily "Back-Up, proceed operation sleepy time!"
Chris didn't need to worry since there are other interns that he paid to fire Tranquilizer darts at any escaping contestants, he promised those interns that if he got the chance to become the host of the Ridonculous Race then he will be surely to pay them much higher than when he was in total drama, that of course is a lie.
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Confessional: Eugene (Member of The Awesome Geeks)
Eugene: Pandora told me that if we break out of prison, I should be separated from them in case things get out of hand, and he was right! When they got out, a butt load of darts started spraying on them like pepper and I was horrified that Pandora just looks me in the eye from afar and tells me to find the others, I felt so useless!
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But we'll have our vengeance once I find the others, I'm sure of it and by the looks of my current location, I say we're in Alaska…great another winter themed episode
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PHONE CONVERSATION!
Gabriel: Hey Charlotte! Lovely to hear your voice haha!
Charlotte: Thanks! Anyway we're off to jail because of a crime we have no idea what we did!
Gabriel: Oh that's cool, well after April beats the heck out of that stalker he told us about some pretty good information on where the others are.
Charlotte: Oooh! What is it?
Gabriel: That stalker was supposed to keep an eye on April and Dallas as Chris sends the others to Alaska!
Charlotte: That's wonderful news Gab! Well all we need to do is get out of jail and head off to Alaska then?
Gabriel: That's the plan, but getting the stalker to a hospital caused me and the others to go to kail too.
Charlotte: Why?
Gabriel: Well April is still panicking Jenna's disappearance.
Charlotte: Oh ok, then good luck guys!
Gabriel: Same to you!
END CONVERSATION!
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"Charlotte, why are you talking to Gabriel by phone when they are just a cell next to us?!" Andrew asked.
"I have the right to make a phone call Andrew, don't law school teach you that?" Charlotte asks back.
"Forget it, we just wasted on one phone call just to say hi to the person next to her!" Andrew grumbled.
"Aww don't be like that Andrew, how about you cheer up with a Charity hug!" Charity offered.
"Look Charity, I'm just really worried for our OOF!" Andrew was cutoff as Charity hugs Andrew again tightly in her arms causing the luckster's face to blush red as well as his girlfriend.
"No way out of it" Charity giggled "You need to spend more time with your girlfriend mister!"
Carter just chuckles at the sight of the young couple but takes it back when he saw April all worried in the corner as she hugs her legs and rocks back and forth, the male country Sibling just sighed and took a seat next to April beside Gabriel.
"It'll be alright April, I know Tristan can take care of her while you're away" Carter wrote
"It's not just Jenna, Carter! Tristan is probably getting pummelled due to my lack of responsibility!" April cried "Our parents instructed me to take care of Jenna and what did I do? Lose her in some place called Alaska?!"
"Oh boy, she lost it" Tavon commented.
Carter simply glared at the male Weirdo and hugs April to comfort her, he didn't expect however for the Twin to embrace him in return sincerely, Carter felt a bit awkward hugging his brother's girlfriend but it wasn't a reason for him to let go.
"Carter?" April asked.
Carter looks at April and smiles in reply.
"If you told anyone I cried, I will kill you" April threatened silently.
Carter's eyes widened but smiles and nods, April looked at Gabriel and Tavon "Same goes for you two idiots"
"Yes mam!" Tavon and Gabriel replied.
"Oh I hope Dallas, Noy and Insig are doing a better job than us" Charlotte hoped.
North Korea
"Alaska?!" Dallas and Noy repeated as the general has pin pointed Darold's location.
"So we're going back to America, Seriously?!" Noy groaned.
"Thanks for the help general couldn't have done it without you" Dallas thanked.
"You can thank the general, and North Korea people!" Insignificant cheered.
"Well now that we know where the others are, let's call April and Andrew to meet up at the Alaska Airport" Noy said and picked up her phone and called Andrew.
"Hey April, we're on our way to Alaska! Meet you at the airport suckah!" Noy exclaimed happily and quickly hangs up.
Dallas face-palms "Did you even waited for her reply? What if they need our help or something"
"Oh Cowboy please, this is April we're talking about she can handle herself! I'm worried about Andrew though" Noy replied and dials Andrew's phone number "Sooo, What kind of crazy mess have you got into Andrew?"
Noy could only hear Andrew suffocating and some giggling followed by a few cops telling them to stop cuddling.
"He's in jail" Noy informed.
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Confessional: Andrew (Member of The College Roommates)
Andrew is seen writing in a journal on the corner of the cell.
Andrew: Year twenty seven of our stay here in jail, I don't know how much longer me and my comrades are going to last much longer, our sanity is slowly slipping from our clutches.
Charity: Look Andrew, I made a dust bunny!
Charlotte: That is so cute!
Andrew: As I said Sanity is slowly slipping from thy clutches, some of our fellow comrades have lost it already long ago.
Tavon: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I NEED THE NEW EPISODE OF ONE PUNCH MAN THIS INSTANT!
Gabriel: I'm like Harry Houdini! I'll chew through this bars….GAH! BAD IDEA!
Andrew: And it's been months since I've seen my Oscars and Palace
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"What are you talking about, you don't have an Oscar award, nor a Palace!" April exclaimed.
"I hate it when people eaves drop me and my journal" Andrew confessed.
"It's a diary and stop reading out loud!" April yelled back
"Ok kids, some friends are here to take you out" The cop announced revealing Insignificant waving hello.
"Hello fellow Americans!" Insignificant greeted.
"We're doomed" April said bluntly.
"Do not worry April, for I Insignificant will take us to the airport and make our way to Alaska, Dallas and Noy are already reserving the tickets!" Insignificant informed.
"Well what are we waiting for, Christmas? Let's go go go!" Tavon cheered and thus everyone has been bailed out of jail.
The eight contestants quickly heads out to the airport where they met up with Dallas and Noy, the two have booked their flights to Alaska and now they are on their way to the said country, ready to take back what's theirs and beat the living hell on Chris Mclean.
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Confessional: April and Dallas
April: When I get my hands on Chris, I will rip him apart piece by piece by a katana, put him back together and then rip it again with a nailcutter to make it even more painful! Then I will dip him in barbecue sauce so the dogs can maul him but not enough for it to kill, then I will burn him in ashes and spread those ashes on the Bermuda triangle!
Dallas: You really need to calm down April.
April: And if Chris touches Dahlia?
Dallas: He will be erased from existence, for I will make certain that I can hear his cries of pain 24/7 three hundred sixty five!
April: Thought so
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The flight to Alaska has ended and immediately April sprinted ahead outside of the airport, but she bumped into Eugene who was shivering in the cold.
"Watch it! Oh wait, Eugene? It's you!" April exclaimed.
"Y-Yeah i-it's me! Can you p-please hug me" Eugene requested.
"What? No! Dammit Noy's with us" April informed.
"EUGENE!" Noy cried in relief.
"NOY!" Eugene exclaimed in happiness.
The two geeks ran for each other but Noy was in full speed that she tackled Eugene and started hugging him in worry "I was so afraid Chris has done something to you! Thank God you're okay" she cried and started kissing his cheeks.
"I was worried for you too Noy, I'm just glad you're okay!" Eugene cried.
"Well that's a tearful reunion" Andrew commented "But I'm not in the mood right now so…"
Andrew separates the couple and looks at Eugene fiercely "Where are the others?"
"They're in an abandoned shack a few meters away, it's on top of a small mountain" Eugene informed a bit shivering from the cold.
"I'M COMING JENNA!" April yelled.
Abandoned Shack in Alaska…
"Well, I think it's time to give those worried contestants a clue to where we are" Chris announced "I'll start by telling them we are in Hawaii hehe!"
"You're sick!" Tristan yelled.
"Oh hush, now be quiet as I dial some numbers in my phone!" Chris yelled back and started dialing, giving a slight sneaker as he waited for an answer.
"H-hello? Who is this?" a female voice asked.
"April!" Jenna quickly recognized.
"Shut up!" Chris ordered and resumes his conversation "I got your friends and your beloved sister April, but since I'm such a good host I'll give you a hint"
"Let me guess, is it your butt?" April asked.
"Tough words for a lost woman" Chris insulted.
"Really? Cause I can see your flat ass on my sight right now!" April yelled and the doors of the shack bursts open, Dallas and Andrew drops their barring ram also known as Insignificant to the ground.
"We did it!" Insignificant cheered dizzily.
"CHEF!" Chris called out in fear, but no one answered for in fact Carter, Gabriel and Charity had tranquilized them all.
"Good work contestants! Now get us out of here before we beat up Chris" Don said happily.
Dallas and Andrew restrained Chris as Antonio uncuffs the remaining restrained contestants resulting everyone to have their partners back.
"I missed you girl!" Gabriel confessed and hugged Rhianza "Don't ever leave me like that again!"
"Sure" Rhianza replied monotonously as she just stares blankly at J.J and Tavon crying with each other.
Dallas was surprised by Dahlia hugging him tightly, Steven and Andrew high-fived, Charity and Pandora cried and hugged in relief so did April and Jenna, Darold checks on a dizzy Insignificant, while Charlotte and Antonio shared a sincere hug.
Carter and Tristan faced each other as the older Half-Brother gave the mute a playful punch in the arm.
"Never have I once doubted you bro, I knew you could pull it off!" Tristan said happily.
Tristan didn't expected Carter to rush and hug him tightly, usually it was the other way around but this time Carter was silently crying in relief, glad to have his brother back safely in his arms.
"So guys" Don called out "What do we do with him?" he asked and points to a quivering Chris Mclean.
"DEATH!" Charity yelled.
Everyone just stared at the younger night guard.
"Sorry, got caught up in the moment there" Charity confessed.
"Well he may be tried to sabotage us, but I guess it was a desperate attempt to save his crew and friends" Charlotte said.
"Yeah plus no one was good to him in the past seasons so maybe if we are nice to him, he'll actually turn out pretty okay in the future" Noy suggested.
"Then everyone will go home happy and no one will get hurt!" Dahlia cheered.
"Well I say we shave his hair and toss him in the mud" J.J suggested.
Everyone unanimously agreed and smiled sadistically at Chris.
"You won't get away with this! I'll come back and become the host of this show, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!" Chris cried.
J.J pulls out some scissors and said "Screw the Lawyers" Darkly.
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Don: Boys, Girls and Antonio. Thank you for saving the show from falling to an evil host's hand! I would like to reward you with something but I don't have enough money due to the intense party that we had.
Everyone groaned.
Don: Also another bad news is that the staff still wants one of you teams to be heading home today, so here is what I proposed to do. Head on to the airport where the carpet of completion is located and the last team that reaches there will be eliminated.
"Just like that?" Dallas asked incredulously.
"Yup, plus we have enough footage for this episode" Don informed.
Everyone just stood and stared at each other, waiting for someone to take the lead, finally Pandora grabbed an empty beer bottle from one of the staffs, breaks it into the ground and yelled "SCATTER!"
And thus the race was back on.
Chill-Zone
One of the interns sat patiently on the carpet of completion with a chair and waited for the contestants to arrive, eventually the door opens and all ten teams rushed in to get to the carpet immediately.
"April and Jenna: First Place!"
"Tristan and Carter: Second!"
"Gabriel and Rhianza: Third!"
"Dallas and Dahlia: Fourth!"
"Noy and Eugene: Fifth"
"Insignificant and Darold: Sixth!"
"Charlotte and Antonio: Seventh"
"Charity and Pandora: Eight!"
"Andrew and Steven: Ninth!"
J.J and Tavon tiredly runs to the Chill-Zone as Don catches up to them completely sweaty from catching up with the contestants.
"J.J….and….Tavon *Pant* You guys are eliminated *Faints*" Don announced and blacks out.
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"Well that was a very fast way to eliminate us isn't bro? But who cares! We made it to the finale ten and before we left we experienced one of the best parties of all time!" J.J confessed.
"Yeah, I mean I had fun too and it was a rocking time with our friends and such, the only thing I regret is that I blew my chances with Pandora" Tavon confessed sadly.
"Chances"J.J said sarcastically "But you know Bro-Bro, if we're going out like this then maybe we should ask Don for a little favour"
"What do you have in mind?" Tavon asked.
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A cannon is placed outside the station as J.J and Tavon excitedly enters the device and cheers in excitement.
"I always wanted to do this!" Tavon confessed.
"I'll miss you guys!" J.J yelled as she waved back to the remaining nine teams.
"Ready for lift-off?" Don asked and prepares to pull the switch that will activate the cannon.
"HECK YEAH!" Tavon and J.J excitedly high-fives and blasts off away, crashing into a pile of snow from afar.
Don: Well I couldn't expect a better farewell than those two, Nine teams remain and one of them is going home next time. Things are slowly nearing its end and getting even more dangerous right here on THE RIDONCULOUS RACE INSANITY!
Rankings so far!
1st: The Twins (April and Jenna)
2nd: The Half-Brothers (Tristan and Carter)
3rd: The Technicals (Gabriel and Rhianza)
4th: The Country Siblings (Dallas and Dahlia)
5th: The Awesome Geeks (Noy and Eugene)
6th: The Spy and Surgeon (Insignificant and Darold)
7th: The Armadas (Charlotte and Antonio)
8th: The Pizzeria Sisters (Charity and Pandora)
9th: The College Roommates (Andrew and Steven)
ELIMINATED!
10th: The Weirdos (J.J and Tavon)
11th: The You-Tubers (Zachery and Kevin)
12th: The News Anchors (Carmen and Pamela)
13th: The Clubbies (Flynn and Samantha)
14th: The Pen-Pal Besties (Zoey and Dawn)
15th: The Ninja Contortionists (Eli and Marron)
16th: The 'Normal' Friends (Dave and Ella)
17th: The Trouble-Makers (Bucky and Nutty)
18th: The Princess and Ranger (Christopher and Parasoul)
19th: The Hotshots (Fay and Danny)
20th: The Sirens (Shannon and Elias)
I actually wanted to try something weird for this week's chapter and this is the result. It may be Good or Bad news to you guys/gals that it's a long shot that we'll be doing this kind of chapter again. So there are nine teams left and it feels like only yesterday they were only 20 *Sniff* Oh God I need a tissue!
So I want to ask you guys/gals who are you rooting for to win The Ridonculous Race Insanity! Besides your own OC, or if you don't have an OC still running then pick one!
Also a bunch of stuff in college I got to deal with so expect the new chapter to be a little late, sorry in advance but thank you so much for reading and as always, I'll see you lovely readers in a while!