"You know what makes July so good?" May asked Dawn as they were on the rooftop of the department store in Lilycove City.
"What, sis?" Dawn asked while brushing her blue hair, wearing a yellow backpack on her back, of which she had recently just brought.
After bending over, May farted, revealing the object that somehow popped out of her butt, with it being a can of baked beans. "It's National Beans Month!"
"...cool!" Dawn remarked as she held her hands together, letting out a couple of raunchy farts herself, with her gas blasts lifting up her pink skirt. "I never knew that food could get their own holidays!"
"I never knew, either." Arceus remarked as he was trying to get a can of fresh water from the vending machine. "Why does this stupid thing take so long to-"
Suddenly a huge flow of liquids spewed out of the vending machine, pushing everyone off the department store's rooftop, including Arceus and the two gassy female Pokemon Coordinators, with Rayquaza riding the waves as he was playing the electric guitar, fireworks exploding in the background as it began to rain.
"KING SLAYER!" Rayquaza randomly exclaimed at the top of lungs as he rolled his hands around at the speed of sound.