Disclaimer – If I could claim Star Trek as my own I would
Fanfiction
Tellarite version
If your comments are too nice we will delete them
Orion version – female
More erotica please!
Please insert yourself as the love interest of the canon character, it's the closest thing to sex with them you will ever get!
Betazoid version
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Andorian version
Please do not destroy the Aenar we are still here
There is more to Andor than a planet full of ice
Please note Andorians do not only drink Andorian ale
Terran version
When commenting beware nasty PADD virus from writers.
When writing beware nasty PADD virus from readers.
Please state when one is diverting from the canon material
Please do not insert any Mary Sues
Please do not insert yourself as the love interest of the canon character
Klingon version
Acceptable main plot device – Klingon warrior seeks battle, Klingon warrior wins battle, Klingon warrior composes opera about the battle
Unacceptable main plot devices – Federation beats Klingon/Kirk beats Klingon/Romulan beats Klingon/Federation and Klingon Empire hold ceasefire
Anything about tribbles
Vulcan version
We are not interested in illogical tales that divert from the canon material
AN: Yeah I'm mocking us writers, including myself!