Okay, before I go aaaaany further, I'd just like to dedicate this chapter to both TobiasHawk13, and LittleMidgett.
Hopefully this'll be funny and inspire you! AND MAKE YOU HAPPY!
LittleMidgett; yes, that's me, but you be the QUEEN of insanity! (bows)
Tiamath; Oh, really? Hmm, interesting… NAAAH! TOO MUCH FUN TO LEAVE YOU ALL HANGING!
TobiasHawk13; OKAY! I'LL TRY! And… I don't remember which ones… four? Dunno…
karone-sakura; I'm so glad you liked it!
Now, ONWARDS!
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Jade
"Want popcorn?" Marco asked, a sly grin on his face.
Rachel did me the favour of smacking the back of his head for me.
"What is-is… thissss movie. Eeee. Oooviieee?" Ax asked from beside me, and I just slapped my forehead. He could get really annoying after a while with that.
"It's called Shrek. It's a comedy, and it doesn't last all that long either" Cassie explained, looking like she couldn't wait to see it.
Why were we all going, you ask?
Is it some secret, undercover mission?
Pah! I wish.
It was more like we were taking a break for once. And bringing Ax and Tobias along.
Tobias cause Rachel would not take no for an answer from him, and Ax…
Ax so he could learn a bit more about 'human humour'.
"I see. Eeeee. Such a pleasant sound ee makes" he grinned down at me, and I rolled my eyes.
I was only here so I could keep an eye on the insane alien.
As well as to 'act' like his girlfriend or whatever.
"A-Phillip, babe, would you please stop playing with your words?" I asked sweetly, looking up at him and giving him the look that said I was going to become a Jinnaw and rip his head off. I gave his arm, that both of mine were wrapped around, a gentle squeeze, and I resisted the urge to pinch him.
"Sorry-ry… sooorrree… baaaayyb…be. I shall try to keep my word recreation to a minimum" He said, and inside I just wanted to kick him.
Or… get a giant slingshot release him out of the atmosphere with it.
"Jade, M&Ms?" Tobias asked me as Jake bought the tickets. Marco and Tobias were getting the candy and stuff.
"Yup"
"Are those the brightly coloured-"
"Ax, no. Nooo more chocolate for you buddy. Especially during a movie" Marco muttered, shaking his head.
"Why not? ot? Is it not-"
"Ax, I think it's safer if you don't" Jake came back, handing us our tickets just before Marco and Tobias went off to get the drinks and stuff. The rest of us went into the right theatre, with me practically having to drag Ax in by the arm.
"But you are-"
"Ax… Phillip… whatever… no, okay, nooo"
"We can have it because we won't go all psycho alien in here" Rachel agreed as we found some good seats, and I was glad it was almost empty. A few people here and there, but not too many.
Good.
"This does not seem fair. Air. Rrrr" He pouted, looking down at me again.
"Phillip, just trust us, all right? We'll get you a cinnabon when we're out, okay?" Jake promised, sitting on the other side of Cassie, who had got a seat right next to Rachel.
There was a spare seat in between her and me for Tobias, then me, then Ax and hopefully on the other side of Ax, Marco.
The boys came back, and we each got our drinks and… unhealthy foods… all of us settling down when the lights started to dim. I was finally able to let go of Ax's hand, which was all sweaty, wiped it on my jeans and dug into my M&Ms.
Ah, heavenly.
For the most of the movie it was silent.
Well, until there was something to laugh at, of course.
"Ax still beside you?" Tobias whispered in my ear sometime later.
I blinked, looked at him, then looked over at… Ax. Beside him, Marco was a mindless drone it seemed like.
"Yeah. Surprisingly"
"Ask him what time… I mean, how much time is left"
"You ask him"
"It's-"
"Fine. Ax and I will just have to switch places then" I got up, then moved over, and plopped on Ax.
"Jade?"
"Ax, move into my spot"
"I can't with you-"
"All right" I got up, and soon we were all settled again.
I heard Tobias talking quietly with Ax, and soon tuned them out as Shrek started carrying Princess Fiona on his shoulder. I grinned and settled back into the movie.
I was aware of something crumpling beside me, and someone eating something… didn't take much notice of it…
Then… "Uh oh"
"What?" Marco mumbled, and I looked at him, suddenly realising I'd willingly sat beside him…. and I guess he noticed too… he grinned, and was about to say something when…
"Tobias, what's uh-oh?" Rachel's voice.
"Well, for one thing, Ax is gone, and another… Jade your packet of M&Ms is empty. You must've forgotten to take it with you when you moved"
It took me a while to process the first bit of information, then… then the next…
"Oh. Crap. You mean there's a mad Ax on chocolate on the loose!" I cried, and someone shushed me.
"All… all right, here's what we do! Split up!" Jake hissed "We gotta find him!"
"Duh!" I muttered, and we all exploded into action.
I ran up the isle, knowing he'd probably go for the place with more food, barely aware of someone following me.
"Phillip! Phillip!" I called, looking around the confection stand, not seeing him there, or anywhere in the theatre.
"Come on! He's probably at Cinnabon!" Tobias cried, grabbing my arm and yanking me out of the movies.
We darted out into the mall, and I let Tobias lead the way.
Then… I lost Tobias in the crowd.
"Damn!" I hissed, looking around. People slammed into me, stepped on my toes… I was getting annoyed…
"Oy! I'M HERE YOU KNOW!" I snapped, and then suddenly…
I saw him.
"AX!"
I dove after him, determined not to loose him, slamming through the rude people and barely taking my eyes off him. I followed him into a candy store, where he instantly started chowing down on all the chocolate they had.
Gahd dammit…
"A-PHILLIP! HEY!" I finally got through the crowd, starting to go towards him.
"Excuse me young man, but are you going to pay for those?" A guy suddenly grabbed his arm, hauling him up.
"Ah crap" I muttered, rushing over.
"Yes sir! Here!" I dished out all the money from my own pocket, handing it to him and yanking Ax out of his grasp and out of the store.
Then, the worst thing possible happened.
REE-REE-REE-REE-REE!
"AX! WHAT DID YOU-" and then is saw what was in his pockets.
"AX!" I shrieked as I heard the guy yelling for security.
"It is-"
"NO TIME! COME ON YOU IDIOT!" I yelled, grabbing his wrist and hauling him along through the crowd, seeing one of the security guys coming for us.
"Ax didn't we tell you to keep a low profile!" I shrieked, continuing to drag him along.
I stopped, suddenly realising I had no idea where I was going.
"I apologise Jade, I merely-"
"WHOA!" I was suddenly grabbed by my free hand, being yanked along.
"This way Jade!" Tobias cried, pulling us both along until we were both running again.
"Where are we going!" I yelled.
"Out!" Was his only reply.
"I apologise for being rude, but we only have five human minutes left in morph"
"Crap!" Suddenly, guards in front of us.
"Which way now Tobias?" I panted, feeling a little winded from all the sudden running. Was I getting out of shape?
Shouldn't…
"Jade, I'm sorry to have to do this, but… THIS WAY!" he was suddenly yanking me along again, which yanked Ax along too.
Soon we were all running again… down a little ramp thingy, into a…
Oh god no.
"Tobiiiaaas"
"It's the only way"
"TOBIAAAAS!"I shrieked just before we slammed through the door of the mens room, startling a hell a lot of people.
And, of course, men.
"Hey!" Someone yelled as I squeezed my eyes shut, with Tobias still running, dragging me along… wondered where he was dragging us…
"I'm not looking! TOBIAS YOU JERK!"
"It was the only place I could think of! Sorry!"
He let go of me, and I heard something shut and click, and didn't dare open my eyes until Tobias said it was okay.
Slowly opened one eye, the other…
We were in the disabled stall. So that's where he was heading!
"Ax?"
"Three minutes"
"All right. Jade, will you be okay if we just… you know?" Tobias looked at me, looking about as winded as I felt. I nodded.
BAM BAM BAM!
"This is not a place for a threesome! Get out of there!" Some guy snapped, and I looked at them and hissed "Hurry!"
Tobias yanked his good clothes off, and I helped Ax with his, then both of them started to demorph. I held their clothes against my chest and pressing myself back into the stall wall as Ax started to grow, and Tobias started to shrink.
BAM BAM BAM!
"COME ON! GET OUT OF THERE!"
(Don't worry! We'll be done soon!) Tobias yelled, and Ax, now fully Andalite nodded.
The only thing I was really worried about was that someone would be smart enough to look under, or over, the stall and see that Tobias and Ax were… well, Tobias and Ax.
"J-Just a minute sir! We have a little uh… problem" I called, which just made it sound worse.
"I don't even want to know" Came another voice… dammit…
"Jade!" I heard Tobias hiss, and I handed over his clothes and shoes, then getting Ax, who was now his annoying human self again, shoving his shirt on, then kneeling down to sort out his pants as quickly as possible over his morphing outfit.
And wouldn't you know it, someone outside knew how to pick a lock.
The door swung open, just as I was working on Ax's zipper.
I saw four heads pop in. One just had to be Marco's.
He smirked "Jeez Jade, didn't know you were that… kinky"
I glared at him, blushing madly and getting to my feet.
"So I was right!" This balding man who was the guy who was yelling before "You are having a threesome! Or… were" He took a long look at me, which just made me blush more.
"I didn't know it took such a short time for that!" Some other guy, around eighteen or so, said, grinning like an idiot. I was in a right mind to just smack him one.
Instead, I turned around, fixing up Ax's jeans, and turning back around to glare at Marco some more.
"Marco, you're sick" Tobias muttered, taking Ax's arm, and I took the other, and we let a still jazzed up Ax out of the stall.
Thankfully, when I came out the guys that were in here when we'd rushed in were smart and had left.
We went outside, looking around for the guard, then making our way outside the mall with Marco following.
"Not… one… word Marco!" I snapped, turning and shoving a finger in his face. His grin widened.
I would never hear the end of this.
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Well, hope ya liked!
CIAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!