Dear FanFiction,

I do not want Hermione Granger and a rocket ship to Mars.

Rumbleroar? Really?

I do not thank you muggles for anything,

Draco Malfoy


I officially give you permission to kill me. Yes, I have said it. So bring on the pitch forks, because I am the worlds worse updater! Oh the shame. But on another note, I have Sirius-ly ran out of ideas, so suggestions would be helpful! Love you guys!

It killed me to write this, AVPM all the way! Plus, sorry for all the Draco letters, I just feel he gets screwed over the most!

I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP ON THIS STORY, I WILL COMPLETE IT!

-M