A/N: Here's drabble 25. I know I did one yesterday, but I just had this bolt of inspiration. So here it is. Some of it is dialogue and some of it isn't.
Disclaimer: Zoey 101 belongs to Dan Schneider. And that god-awful '1 Guy 1 Jar' video isn't mine either. Thank God. I'm taking the time to warn you NOT to watch that video. But if you're brave and go watch it on your own, then I told you so. But if you did – PM me your reaction.
Timeframe: Senior Year
Words: 544
Couple(s): none; just classic Chase/Michael best friendliness.
Inspiration: One of the funniest YouTube reaction videos to that awful, scarring video inspired this. And it's a new improved Chase and Michael Show with an iCarly twist to it. But this show is homier and laid back. So yeah, there's a slight crossover.
The Little Things In Between
Reaction
"What's good, world?!"
"This is the Chase and Michael Show doing a special morning show."
"I'm Michael, rocking the T.I T-shirt – "
" – and this is Chase, bonding with two people: caffeine and my best bud."
"Wait. Caffeine's a person?"
"Well, it should be."
"Hmmm. Thought provoking."
"Yes, it is. But what's even more provoking are the messages that have been sent by you guys. So, thank you. You guys rock to the max."
"And before we kick off the show, we have some shout-outs: Shout-out to our partners up in Seattle, iCarly. Big-ups to Carly, Freddie, and Sam. And Spencer, we dig your sculpture. Thank you, Quinn for running our site and doing the technical stuff."
"Because it's a fact: Giant yo-yos make the world go round. And the occasional giant mall cookie. Now, you will notice Logan's not in the room."
"Our boy is off at our surf meet against Bluffside, and his girl is off to cheer him on. So, if you're not crashin' dude, good luck!"
"Okay, now while you appreciate your message over our website, and they make us grin deliriously – "
"Yes, they do!" Michael jokingly affirmed with a grin, and two thumbs up. "Note extreme happiness."
"We've been getting a lot of message requested we watch something called 1 Guy 1 Jar. We already did a reaction video to 2 Girls one Cup a while ago. Apparently, you guys seem to get a kick out of seeing us scream, throw up, be disgusted or do all of the above at the same time. We've heard about this new one, but never actually seen it, but we'll do for you guys. So, here we are, about to watch 1 Guy 1 Jar."
"It's loading. Dude, should I be scared?"
"Maybe?"
…
"Oh my…oh, God, not again…"
"What is he doing? What is he – OH MY CLACKERS! HE'S SLIPPIN' THAT JAR UP HIS ASS!"
"Is that even LEGAL!?"
"No, no. Oh, God, Chase. Oh – Oh. My. God."
"Oh my God. The glass broke! Excuse my French, but the jar FUCKING broke!"
"This dude needs Jesus. Straight UP!"
"Here's a recap for you people fortunately not in this situation: some guy with too much time on his hands decided to use his, uh…rectum and anal area as an intestine grinder – Oh, God. You can hear it! Oh, for the love of –"
"HE'S PULLING THE GLASS OUT HIS ASS! Naw, man. This is fake! That is NOT BLOOD, MAN!"
"This is so illegal. Wrong. Wrong."
"Nope. Uh-uh. That's friggin' cranberry juice. That's dark red Kool-Aid! That may even be my grandma's drippin' barbecue sauce – SHIT!"
"The fact that this guy is so calm while glass scrapes against his insides and bleeding is just disturbing."
"OH HELL NAW! HOLY MOTHER OF CLACKER! WHY IS HE NOT DEAD?!"
"…"
"Oh, God. That was too long. I think I'm going to cry, man. Why? WHY?!"
"…"
…
"Now, it's really hard not to throw up while speaking, I'm going to go now take care of that."
"And I'm gonna go call my mama, and see the school therapist."
"I'm Chase – "
" – and they call me Michael."
"We'll be back when we're not so confused and traumatized. Goodbye Internet."
A/N: Okay there you guys go. I hope it didn't confuse you as to was speaking. I hope it was in character as well. But seriously, don't go watch that video just because you're curious. Just no. Don't do it. You'll regret it. But again, if you ignore this warning and you go do it, then you're brave and I told you so.
Review while I sleep. Tell me what you thought. Please and thank you. I'm planning a new LJ entry for journal so people know I'm not dead or something. G'nite.
-Erika
PS. I just heard the most awesome news! Alexa Nikolas (Nicole) is going to be in one of my most favourite shows right now as Young Angela Petrelli in Heroes! And…and Matthew Underwood will be starring in a horror movie this year. I just heard about it just now, but I'm especially psyched to see Alexa in Heroes since I'm obsessed with that show now!