Disclaimer: Pot doesn't belong to me. Too sad, isn't it?

Rating: T

Summary:Marie Lavinia Huberta Sarah Geneviève De La Grange is a French girl. Her aim dating one of Rikkai's regulars. Will she succeed?

A/N: English is not my first language; feel free to point out the mistakes I made.

Too many OC fics at the moment. Too many MarySues.

I demand that you review. Flames are forbidden. If you flame me I'm going to cry on my mother's lap…

To Critique : Thanks for reviewing. You may be right but I chose to write about Mary Sues because I was sick and tired of OC being so perfect that it made me want to mass murder them.

Trickster, Trickster, tell me why

Yagyuu had been waiting for at least one hour when the door was opened. It was our dear Trickster. He was smiling but his smile disappeared as soon as he saw Yagyuu waiting for him. Niou even tried to run away but Yagyuu caught him by the shoulder and dragged him back into the room. Had his eyes been machine guns Niou would have been killed on the spot.

"Pray tell me Masaharu why I can not remember what happened after our tennis practice yesterday afternoon."

"How should I know? I'm not in your head!"

Yagyuu sat on the bed.

"Niou-kun, Yanagi-kun told me you are the only one to know what happened. So you'd better tell me if you don't want to play tennis with Marui for the remaining of the tennis season."

Niou gulped. He didn't like it when Yagyuu called him Niou-kun. It always meant that he was really angry. He knew pretty well that an angry Gentleman could be even worse than an angry Sanada or than a slightly annoyed Yukimura. He tried to exit his room once more.

"Don't go away!"

"I was going to ask my grandmother to bring us some jasmine tea and the cookies you like. She baked some yesterday."

"I don't need tea or cookies. Moreover, if I allow you to go downstairs you won't come back. I know you pretty well Niou-kun."

He sat down once again. He knew there was no escape.

"I wanted to play a prank on her."

"Can you please tell me something I do not already know? Like why I can not remember what happened."

"I gave you Yanagi's bottle. The one he uses to threaten our bratling when he doesn't want to obey. I swear I didn't know it would make you forget what happened. I was even shocked when I saw you faint."

"What happened after that?"

"I put you in the clubhouse and took our place."

"Why did you trick her?"

"You agreed to help her and you were supposed to go out with me. We were supposed to go to the park to scare kids and to shock old hags with public display of attention."

Yagyuu seemed to be surprised by what he heard.

"Were you jealous Masaharu?"

"Me? Jealous? Are you on crack Hiroshi?"

Yagyuu didn't answer. He just smirked.

"Did you hear me Hiroshi? I'm not jealous. I'm no frigging chick"

"Oh are you sure? The last time I checked I was the one topping."

"Well think whatever you want to think. I don't care. Go and hit on this whore I don't give a shit about it!"

Niou started to be really angry but Yagyuu didn't seem to care at all. He came close to him and knelt beside him.

"Well that is really a pity. I wanted to go to the park after our lesson. I learnt from my grandmother that many elderly people are wandering in the park after 6.00pm because of some mahjong contest."

"Why didn't you tell me about your plan?"

"I did not have the time to do so. As I was already drugged it would not have changed anything."

"Can we go now?"

Niou was now like a little child.

"I do not know. Maybe if you tell me what the next step of your plan is, I may consider it."

"What plan?"

"Your plan to ruin her life."

"But you seem to like her. You help her with her private philosophy lesson."

"Masaharu, don't be fooled by appearances. I helped her because she asked me to. To me she is just a stupid girl who needs to attract people's attention to exist. You know I despise this kind of girl."

"I don't understand Hiroshi. Aren't you mad because I kissed her while pretending to be you?"

"Not at all. I was angry because you did not talk about your plan with me. Promise me that the next trick will be done by the both of us."

"It's a deal Hiroshi."

A/N :Surprise surprise. Well I'm sure you all knew about the Niou/Yagyuu thing. It was really obvious. I'm slowly beginning to think about a way to end this story. I've two endings in mind : 1° Sue goes back to France and marry her 40 years old piano teacher or 2° she commits suicide…