50 ways to annoy Harry Potter

by iwmango

Or, how to get a Grimmauld yell out of the boy who lived. I don't know why, It's just so tempting to annoy the wizard!

25. Interview planner

"New gift!", I called.

I heard an audible groan. A very loud one.

"It's an interview planner to list all your scheduled interviews!"

"What interviews?", he asked, alarmed.

"You got Malfoy listed in an hour. You wanna borrow Romilda Vane's cherry flavored chapstick?"

"Why would I?"

I made kissy faces, "You", I pointed at him, made a plus sign, then pointed to the book and giggled.

"ALICE!"