A/N:

Thanks again for all the positive reviews. For those of you who wanted it in Emmett's POV Emmett is not in this chapter. Him and Rosalie are married therefore do not have to worry about abstinence. (Don't worry they will get what is coming to them).

I got a few reviews and a lot of PM's telling me I was wrong about Edwards age. I do not admit to knowing everything about Twilight and it's characters. Far from it actually but I did Google it and according to Stephanie Meyer's in an interview she said his birthday was June 20th 1901. That would make him 107.

This is a fanfiction. I do not own any of these characters. Since it was SM's characters I fell in love with while reading about them I try to keep them true to their character but sometimes it is fun to alter their personalities.

All of that being said on to the story.

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TPOV

I sat at the dining room table, everything was all ready. The table had been set I just needed to place the food on the table once everyone arrived. This week has been interesting to say the least. I dreamt of Edward last night; I dreamt that things went differently last night and I ended up in his bed with him. I know it's wrong but something about him mesmerizes me. I can't think strait when I am around him, he's not your average teenager.

Tonight's discussion should be interesting. I know there is something going on between Bella and Edward but what about Alice and Jasper. Surely it couldn't have just so happened that everyone paired up so nicely. What was Carlisle some sort of orphan matchmaker?

Emmett and Rose were going to need much more counseling. I really liked the two of them they seemed to sincerely love each other and both of them were such sweet nice kids.

Renesmee was sadly doing a good job as a parent. This may not be going where I thought it may be going; at least Jacob hadn't come back.

I was startled by a knock at the door. I walked over to open it to my surprise I found I may have spoken too soon about Jacob.

"Hi, I know you said I couldn't be here, but dad told me to come over for dinner tonight. Something about abstinence and safe sex or something." Jake said looking down at his feet completely embarrassed.

Why did he need to be here? Was he involved with someone? He had spent a lot of time with Bella as well the first week, and Edward supposedly had an on and off again girlfriend. Maybe Jacob and Bella had something going on.

I hesitantly let him in and was surprised when he followed me into the kitchen.

"Sorry, I've been running around a lot lately, I'm starving." He said as he reached into the fridge and pulled out some cold cuts.

"So your not a vegetarian?" I asked.

"No, far from it." he laughed.

I went over to the stove and stirred the green beans I had cooked with extra bacon. I grabbed a bowl and was preparing to put them in the serving dish when I dropped the pan. Green beans went flying across the floor.

"Scruffy!" I yelled calling the dog. I saw Jacob turn his head to me holding back a laugh.

"The dog drives me crazy but he makes an effective vacuum." I said as I noticed Nessie walk into the kitchen laughing.

"Hey Jake." She smiled and walked by barely looking at him.

For someone who put up such a fight about not seeing him she barely looked like she had missed him.

Carlisle came home from work, once he got home Emmett and Rose came down to spend some time with him. I stood watching Jacob and Renesmee playing a game, it seemed innocent enough but I was still not letting them out of my sight. The rest of the kids arrived and we quickly sat down to eat.

Dinner seemed to go okay, Carlisle and Jasper still refused to eat the meat. I was going to say something but decided against it. I had enough built up to discuss tonight.

After dinner I was glad to see Rosalie and Alice help me clean up. Bella rushed off to talk to Jacob. I peeked in on them to see the two of them whispering so quietly no one else could hear. Maybe she was playing them both. I didn't see Edward around maybe he was oblivious to their relationship.

I called the entire family back to the table Carlisle and I took one end of the table leaving the rest of them circled around facing us. I grabbed a small bag and pulled out five small boxes. I didn't expect Jacob to be here.

EPOV

I opened the box to find a small band., it looked similar to a small wedding band.

"These are promise rings." Theresa explained. "I want you to wear them to remind you why you are waiting till marriage to have sex. Sorry Jacob I thought this was family only.

"And why is that?" Bella asked.

"Why is what?" Theresa asked confused.

"Why is it that we should wait till marriage." That's my Bella, always pushing the boundaries. "I mean if we love someone why should we wait."

Dirty little slut Theresa's thoughts upset me intensely; I grasped the side of my chair holding back my anger hoping not to break the chair.

"Because that's what God tells us to do." She replied. "God says 'But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion. First Corinthians 7:9"

"What if we don't believe in God." I asked, knowing this would irritate her more than anything.

Okay, don't push the Lord, explain this for other reasons. They aren't going to listen to you, save their souls any way possible.

Success, she wouldn't be bringing religion into this anymore. Sort of pointless when your eternally damned.

Theresa recomposed herself "Well there are many other reasons to wait until you are married. Contracting sexually transmitted diseases is another reason to abstain. If you and your partner are committed through marriage to each other and you remain true to each other you won't contract any of these diseases."

Their father is a doctor, don't you think he would go over this stuff with them a little better. Theresa was getting frustrated by the blank stares we were giving her.

A hundred and sixty six years and I haven't contracted anything yet. I glanced over at Jasper rolling his eyes.

"This is serious." Theresa reminded us. Realizing that she was getting no where she changed the subject.

"Why don't you guys take turns telling me about some of your past or present relationships, how you handle the pressures of dating." Theresa suggested.

Please keep this normal, please keep this normal, Carlisle was chanting in his head.

"Alice, why don't you go first." Theresa suggested.

"Well," Alice started. "I have only been in one committed relationship, that I know of."

"And are you still with that person?" Theresa asked.

Carlisle sighed in relief that Theresa hadn't caught on to the second part of the statement.

Alice glanced around the room her gaze stopping on Jasper. Jasper's tensed from Alice's feelings of lust towards him at that moment. His head spinning with fantasies of the two of them. It didn't take long for the feeling to spread through the room. My mind quickly shifted to Bella and all the things I longed to do to her. I shook the thoughts out of my head and turned back to Alice.

"Yes." She squealed in delight.

Carlisle placed his hand over his eyes rubbing the bridge of his nose. Oh God no, now people know I have two kids shacking up. DCF is going to come investigate thinking we're running some sort of brothel. Esme said this would happen. Told me they couldn't go without sex.

"Do you go to school with him." Theresa asked.

"Yes." Alice replied feeding into her curiosity.

"Is there a reason you don't ever invite him over?" Theresa asked.

Is he some kind of druggie or some psycho your parents don't approve of? Was what she wanted to ask.

"Oh, I don't need to invite him over." Alice giggled making her even more confused.

Damn she's so sexy playing coy. Just say it already Alice before I take you right here on the dining room table.

I coughed hoping Jasper would remember that I can hear his every thought. If he didn't stop Bella and I would be joining them.

"Why don't you invite him over?" Theresa asked again.

"Well," Alice giggled and took Jasper's hand. "Because he lives here."

"Alice, you and Jasper!" I was surprised to hear Bella exclaim.

Huh, I thought he was gay. I debated playing along with Theresa's thoughts but one glance at Carlisle reminded me it was a bad idea.

"So, you and Jasper?" Theresa asked. "Carlisle did you know about this?"

Shit, what would a normal parent say? "I had no idea." Carlisle said trying to sound shocked.

Of course he wouldn't know, this is ridiculous these kids, being together, like together. This probably means I'm right about Edward and Bella.

I smiled as I turned my attention back to Alice and Jasper.

"It hasn't been long." Jasper assured us.

"So you two haven't had intercourse?" Theresa asked.

"NO." Alice replied quickly. We just fuck, have sex, make love, copulate, fornicate, procreate

"I think you made them uncomfortable. Maybe we could discuss this situation later, alone." Carlisle suggested trying to change the subject.

"Jacob, what about you?" Theresa asked turning attention to Jake.

"Well, I was in love once." Jake replied.

"And" Theresa asked probing for more information.

"She died." Nessie laughed. She had been sitting there so quietly that it came as even more of a shock. We all began laughing.

"Renesmee, I don't think it's appropriate to laugh over something so serious." Theresa said shocked we were all laughing.

"It's okay." Jake said "I'm over it."

"So you have never been intimate with anyone?" Theresa asked.

"Nope, only had one kiss that meant anything." Jake explained. I thought back to that day, I knew Jake no longer had feelings towards Bella but the way he said it angered me.

"You see how well that worked out." I said cockily reminding him to watch his memories of my wife if he had any intentions with my daughter.

"Edward, What do you mean?" Theresa asked again looking confused.

"Just drop it." Bella glanced over to me giving me the eye, letting me know not to tread back down that road.

"Drop what?" Theresa asked. I feel like I am missing out on something.

"Jake tried to kiss Bella but Bella hit him and broke her hand." I quickly explained.

"Didn't you sleep with her too Jake?" Alice asked giggling.

"That was for warmth." Bella argued.

Carlisle doesn't look shocked by any of this. Does he encourage this behavior?

"It's true, we were out camping and the weather was colder than we expected, Edward was with us too."

A menage a trois with Edward, who could resist.

I sat uncomfortable in this whole situation. I didn't want to hear Jake's thoughts, I didn't know what would upset me more. Thoughts of Bella or Nessie.

"Let's just say I have found my soul mate, it's just not the right time for us." Jake said hoping to drop the subject.

He was wrong. "Why isn't it the right time?" Theresa asked.

"Yeah Jake, why isn't it the right time?" Nessie asked.

He's never going to see me differently, I'm almost four. Okay that sounds bizarre even to me but I am over halfway done growing. He's no longer a big brother to me, I love him.

My fists clenched the arm rests on the chair snapping them in half. I quickly pushed myself back pretending it was the chair that had gave way.

The entire family sat there looking at me. Bella stood and extended her hand to me. I was so shocked by what I heard I could barely move. I took hold of her hand.

Do you want me to put my shield up for the rest of this.

I shook my head. Maybe it was better to hear these things.

"Excuse me," I said getting up. "I am going to go to the bathroom."

"As I was saying." I heard Jake as I walked up the stairs. "She is in school now, I don't want to interfere. We both have some growing up and I promised her and her parents I wouldn't interfere."

I stood at the top of the stairs and sighed thinking how much Renesmee was like her mother.

"Your up next bro." Emmett chuckled. "What kind of wild stories are we going to hear about you and Bella?"

Emmett and Rose had been listening in the whole time.

"I think Theresa would really appreciate that you refused to do the deed until you were married." Rosalie grinned. "But then you would have to explain to her that you made the 40 year old virgin look like a stud."

"Not to mention you knocked her up and killed her." Emmett laughed.

I sighed and walked back downstairs not giving them the satisfation of frustrating me; hoping to get this night over with quickly.

Damn, another cliffhanger. Don't worry, it will be updated soon. Second part in progress just felt it was too long for one chapter.